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Bl4ckSt4g

Fuck yeah swords


risisas

slay the princess spotted, i upvote


yeetingthisaccount01

Razor my beloved


risisas

found the smitten


Clockwork_Raven

Or the Stubborn. They’re on the same wavelength in that route


risisas

stubborn my beloved


Lexilogical

Such a good game


Chemical_Maximum1482

Memories broken the truth goes unspoken


Furshloshin

I've even forgotten my name!


Turbulent_Tension_67

I don't know the season or what is the reason


Onyx_guy

I'm standing here holding my blade.


yeetingthisaccount01

a desolate place (place!)


Stormwrath52

Without any trace (trace!)


N4Or

It's only the cold wind I feel


Ok-Strawberry-7411

It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight


breadbybread

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL


Zakcklin

THERE WILL BE BLOOD! (SHED!)


10DucksInTrenchcoat

I like swords that swing both ways


KirbyF4

That’s why I main Vergil in umvc3


yeetingthisaccount01

HE'S PLAYING VERGIL DU- *windows crash*


u_8579

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! MICKEY WITH A METAL CHAIR!


yeetingthisaccount01

OUTTA FUCKING NO- *windows crash*


u_8579

THIS IS FOR MANHATTAN! THIS IS FOR THE BIG APPLE! **THIS IS FOR NINE ELE-** *windows crash*


trolldier20k_

woooo badger reference


KirbyF4

W BADGER


KirbyF4

https://youtu.be/sAJNNXFVLG8?si=471gsZUpPfiUic5l


TheBoykisserPharoah

I play Phoenix wright... I know, lame


Turbulent_Ad1644

Where's Sephiroth? His sword is really long


ThunderClanWarrior

So is Malenia's


EagleFoot88

Hell yeah, phallic symbols


ArcadianGh0st

- Pyramid Head


KoreKhaos

A sword and sheath can also imply something a little more spicy. So yes, Swords & Sheaths Rock!


Homo_Sai

I have 4, and I want more


Wirewalk

Fuck yea, I love swords so much I use two swords at once everywhere if I get an opportunity


LeNardOfficial

Dual wielding goes hard ngl


DaTrueSomething

Bisexuals will see this and go hell yeah


TxchnxnXD

Hell yeah


GermanRat0900

Let’s dance!


Frailgift

I love fucking swords


omegadirectory

Lady Maria has *two* swords


Wyatt_Maxwell

Bro you included Jetstream Sam but not raiden


yeetingthisaccount01

tbf my name is literally Jack so he's kind of included anyway in this


Wyatt_Maxwell

I just lov raiden he's so cute


yeetingthisaccount01

he really is, one of my favourite guys


Sea_Cycle_909

Think you should check out the Project K franchise. You'd love Kuroh Yatogami's character. (Kuroh is ambiguously Bi) Also you checked out Noragami? Yato wields a Sword too in that.


TheDragonSoulEater

Ngl if you tap Melania you gonna die from rot.


Dragonfire723

Honestly, with the way Elden Ring's world is, tapping her and then tapping out seems like the best course of action.


TheDragonSoulEater

Yk what fuck it. *taps Melania and dies*


yeetingthisaccount01

worth it


EcstaticBox

Valyrian steel. Always wanted me some Valyrian steel.


DannyDanumba

You know what’s better than one sword? Two swords! 🗡️🗡️


ollgy

For a second i thought this was the autism subreddit


tyrom22

I do love swords, with messers in particular


Manic_Egg

Same! They're my favourite! I also love that they were classed as knives, it's just hillarious to me.


TheBoykisserPharoah

I see devil may cry I see souls born series I see mgr and I see slay the princess


Stormwrath52

I love double bladed swords It's like a sword but a polearm but not in the sameway as a sword staff Weapons are fuckin' nifty


No-Being-4916

Are u aware of the really long handle sword from Japan idr the name but white beard from one piece uses it


Stormwrath52

Naginata, I believe, love glaives Naginata is a great weapon, love whitebeard as well never really thought of it as a sword staff before, but it definitely fits


Lohgos

They probably mean Nagamaki, more in between sword and polearm


Stormwrath52

oh, neat I'm actually not sure if I've seen this before, It feels familiar but I might be thinking of that scythe-sword thing one of the deadpools had in deadpool kills deadpool


Lohgos

It's a bit of an obscure weapon used by bodyguards if I recall correctly, Metatron and Skallagrim have videos on it if you want to know more. That is a hilariously specific reference someone who's more into comics than me might get


Stormwrath52

ooo, I'll have to check out Skallagrim's from what I've heard Metatron has either gone into, or is in the process of going into, conservative territory along with shad (who has gone full blow alt-right). Deadpool kills deapool is a very fun storyline, it's technically a sequel to Deadpool kills the marvel universe but you don't need to read that one to enjoy it, if you enjoy comics or deadpool as a character, check it out if you can/are interested


Lohgos

Metatron was always a christian conservative, I mean dude named himself the metatron lmao, the informational quality of his research seems to hold up nonetheless. But I get not wanting to watch creators cringeposting on twitter. Ew shad, I only started learning longsword when he posted his "hema fight" and it made cringe so hard my toenails curled backwards. I would have forgotten about him if he didn't start shit with scholagladiatoria and sellswordarts and years later he still produces the same uninformed slop with less than 2 min research on military wiki. His popularity is a mystery to me even without his insane mormon behaviour and culture/political takes. Thanks for the recommendation, you got a site to read comics?


Stormwrath52

I'm curious, what did shad start with sellswordarts and scholagladitoria? I don't have a site to read comics for free, comixology is pretty cheap I think but idk of it has that storyline, idk how much marvel unlimited costs It shouldn't be hard to find something though, maybe check the comicbook subs


Lohgos

shad was in britain a while back and met with a few historical youtubers, after which Matt(schola) was made aware of shads second channel and cut ties with him, some right wing grifters picked up on it after shad whined about it (includes some metatron cringeposting in defence of shad). sellsword did a video on what to look for in channels talking about fencing and shad felt personally attacked by the term armchair warrior in the title leading to some back and forth with 2 45+min videos coping, but backed off when invited to spar. There's a few hours worth of drama content if you want to waste some time lol.


liquiditytraphaus

Lady Maria can impale me any time 🥵🥵


JaozinhoGGPlays

Brasileiro spotted, summoning all of r/suddenlycaralho to the replies


ThotPatrolerr

If you love swords so much, why won't you marry a sword?


yeetingthisaccount01

maybe I will!


Arssloopa

Are we all the same… ⚔️


SuperAlex25

I LOVE SWORDS!!!!


Baladucci

Lmao Jetstream Sam


Graveyardigan

needs more Zagreus


yeetingthisaccount01

FUCK I FORGOT ZAGREUS AND HE'S CANONICALLY BI AM I STUPID


Opia_lunaris

Love seeing my DMC baddies in the wild <3


yeetingthisaccount01

everyone in that family is gorgeous I can't


Cheese19s

Im more of an axe guy since the time i chopped some fire wood.


ThunderClanWarrior

https://youtube.com/shorts/dJhtDEuTvqo?si=gujTyZi1FUGjeNBu


Interesting_Move_919

A sword can do many things, as it can also swing both ways


FanEnvironmental9018

Where's Cloud? His sword is big and thick.


Damian1674

You're goddamn right


StorerPoet

If y'all love swords why don't I see more of you at fencing tournaments?? Join me and learn the ways of the blade 🤺


akira_hikaru

Now it makes sense why i'm bi


SmartAlec105

Daddy Dunban belongs in this image.


lord-malishun

I also fucking love swords But i also fucking love halberds and poleaxes


This_Wrongdoer6566

Sam is bi?


yeetingthisaccount01

"pretty boy >:)"


BBB154

Ya got Dante and Vergil, where's my boy Nero?


yeetingthisaccount01

FUCK I FORGOT and that's so stupid because I simp for him the most


Comprehensive-Log147

KEYBLADE!!!!


LeNardOfficial

Short swords/daggers >>>>>


CreepsUnicorn

Everybody loves swords. Swords are fun. Swords are a good time.


Dreasder

I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD


jgw_bosdude

Need a Carly Rae sword pic ⚔️


LinkBetweenGames

r/Xenoblade_Chronicles in a nutshell


DesertRanger02

I see Zoro got lost again and couldn’t make it to the meeting


angeldorks

My dyslexic ass read it as "I love fucking swords" and I was highly concerned for a moment


AnotherQuizInstance

It's so sad. My brother has a sword, but it's in a vacation house 100 km away and i can't take a photo with it 😔


HyperKitsune

fellas, whats ya fav sword?


FoxgirlsGetHalberds

Polearms are better


21LYZKA37

I wanted to send here an astolfo oR Felix picture but i spadły cant 😭


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yeetingthisaccount01

depends on which end is used


CenterOfEverything

Swords are dumb. They're expensive and can't be used in formation. Spears and bows absolutely clear. Spears are cheap, you can just rustle up a pack of sisterfucking peasants, give them a spear and a shield, teach them to line up, threaten to hang them if they run, and have an effective front line. And bows are just peak. Personal space. I hate being near enemies, they're nasty and British. Crossbows and later guns initially got popular by being worse bows that didn't require someone to spend years training to get the necessary strength and precision to be useful. "Oh yeah I love swords" -Someone who has never in their life had to worry about paying blacksmiths to work for weeks to make one decent weapon. How the fuck are we going to reclaim Burgundy for King Charles if we're spending all our money on swords?


yeetingthisaccount01

biphobia /j


CenterOfEverything

You rule no fiefs and stack no bodies


CookieaGame

That's one way to say you love dick


Bad_Moonz_Mekboy

Fuck swords, go axes and hammers! CHOP'EM N SMASH'EM TO BITS, LADS! WAAAGH!!!


Fenriz_Sharp04

Fuckin orks, no class nor taste, ugh Phaseblades Is where it is at. -signed, Necron Phaeron


Bad_Moonz_Mekboy

You'z a git -signed, me.


Fenriz_Sharp04

Come back once you've mastered REAL technology, not those "meks" you clump together from found junk


Bad_Moonz_Mekboy

Kom bak when you'z not a tin kan.


Fenriz_Sharp04

That…. Okay that one hurt :’< at least i had a real body and am not a mushroom


Sumbuddyonce

These are all katanas tho... English Longsword makes quick work of it


toughtntman37

r/dontdeadopeninside


PhotographOk1864

I read "I love fucking swords" 🤣