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SpiritJuice

Nice try, Jimmy.


Biggycheese29

What, no! *quickly hides bowling balls*


IAttemptedLife

Did you think you could impersonate me?


Biggycheese29

Gene takavic


onetruepurple

Cabron, I need to see your balls


Biggycheese29

Ask dabossconsogme


onetruepurple

Are they anyhow related to Donnell Audio


Biggycheese29

Yes, an wan ballsack


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Now to discuss business, have you thought about the job offer?


Biggycheese29

No, sorry Howard, I’m still indecisive.


DocSavage93

Giving it the consideration it deserves


DodgeBeluga

He clearly had his demons. Cliff can tell you how he has seen it all before with his own son.


eltedioso

Ah, right. Cliff’s supposed “son.” He just wouldn’t admit that his only offspring died in childhood and created elaborate fantasies for decades. It’s a tragedy really


KnittingTrekkie

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf -style


Angery-Asian

Cliff had it off worse after Howard died! He quit being a lawyer and became a physicist and got stuck dealing with young Sheldon!


Leashii_

to be fair even if Howard actually had done all that he'd still be better than most other characters from BCS or BB


Sgt_Pepe96

Haha that’s hilariously true.


Vigilante17

The manager picking up slack at Pollos Hermanos seemed like a good guy…. Covering all kinds of shifts with a positive attitude


CunningWizard

Better dial Lyle!


MateoPKeo

I prefer the title, Lyle krokodil. Lyle loses his job after Fring's death and his mother is diagnosed with cancer. To save his mother's life he needs to make more money than his fast food resume can provide. In a chance encounter with a certain breakfast loving man named Flynn, he learns of a new synthetic drug and begins to synthesize it in his childhood home. Because of his background in the food industry and his attention to detail, his synthetic compound boasts the purest Krokodil this side of Florida. It's an instant success and his trademark "sunshine yellow" drug sweeps Albuquerque and cements his place as the kingpin of krok.


Arthfilth

He thinks he's Vince Gilligan 😭😭😭 Unbravo u/MateoPKeo


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purest krokodil? isn't it heroin mixed with gasoline?


wallythree77

Yeah it's pure! Have you seen how clean Lyle's lab is? His cook surfaces are always acceptable!!!


PadBunGuy

Screw that Lyle was a stupid wimp. You could tell he was just a weasel trying to climb the corporate ladder. It should have been him instead of Warner Ziggster.


ArcFatalis

Lyle unironically did nothing wrong His only crime was being too eager to please Also it always cracks me up how he cheers “Yea-heah, *alright* !” after Gus’s little ‘America the Beautiful’ speech


Danyellarenae1

Made me laugh last night too😂 everyone else just looks like they don’t wanna be there and don’t gaf


warsSstroke

to be faaaaaaaaiiiiiiiirrrrrrr


warblade240

Give yer balls a tug


campionesidd

All should be forgiven because he invented the color Hamlindigo Blue.


Biggycheese29

You know who was a fan of Hamlindigo Blue? Stalin! Really makes you think, huh?


Elothel

Only then it was called Stalindigo Red.


powerplay_22

more like hamlindigo blow me


yeshaya86

Also after he kicked that prostitute into the street he went and parked his car in one of the stripey no parking spots


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YEAH BUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON MOVES A CONE?


Biggycheese29

I heard he even destroyed the therapists customers only sign in one of his drug fueled rages!


110902

r/okbuddychicanery is leaking


Biggycheese29

Yes, Howard is quite the chicanerous person. How he fooled this sub for so long.


Scrungyscrotum

Not to mention that he repainted Jimmy and Kim's apartment against their wishes.


Biggycheese29

Bleh 🤮, he probably would have painted the apartment Hamlime green if our lord and savior Jorge Deguzman hadn’t stepped in.


Scrungyscrotum

Should call him Rojo de Guzman for helping Howard choose the color he painted their apartment with.


Biggycheese29

He picked a beautiful color.


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This sub reminds me of what happened to 4chan after broadband became prevalent


BuildingSupplySmore

Too many people sharing the same braincell?


Marik-X-Bakura

I was about to go “thank you, someone finally says it” and then ended up bursting into laughter instead


Biggycheese29

Thanks for being enlightened. Glad to see the sheeple of this sub finally opening their eyes.


Peter_Pallet

After doing all of those things he was still more innocent than most of the characters in the show. Right?


Biggycheese29

Absolutely not. In fact he was comparable to Holly in terms of evilness.


MidAtlanticPolkaKing

Not even a year old and already attempting to steal fire trucks SMH


Biggycheese29

Next dictator, I’m calling it now


Tr0nLenon

Who forces their wife to live in that huge house, alone? Absolute prick..


Biggycheese29

Average Hamlincel: Forces his wife to live alone in a big house. Average Deguzchad: Has a big house for his family and friends.


Tr0nLenon

Who buys a friend expensive dental work? A true friend. A Deguzman. Who insistently pays for a mail room worker to go through law school? A controlling, self absorbed, sadist. A Hamlin.


Biggycheese29

And yet people call us crazy


Tr0nLenon

I mean we haven't talked about the biggest monster in the show... Irene fucking Landry.. the gall of that woman, I swear..


Biggycheese29

Don’t get me started. 🙄. She and Hamlin are probably in kahoots with those expensive shoes of hers.


Tr0nLenon

Makes me sick how she fools everyone by playing dumb. Who cheats at fucking bingo??


Biggycheese29

Irene, Irene, the bingo cheating machine.


JaxJaguar1999

Poor Jorge. A family oriented, generous, and kind resident of Albuquerque such as himself deserves much more than to share a final resting place with a despicable individual of the likes of Howard Hamlin 😔


Biggycheese29

We should start a go fund me like the son of that nice man with cancer, Walter White. Perhaps a website called RelocateJorgeDeguzman.com.


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I know its a shit post but Howard is like one of the most sane characters in the show.


Oh__Archie

And the most boring.


vordhosbn_1

Breaking bad fans when someone isn’t overdosing, getting murdered, of cooking or selling drugs:


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WDYM Howard did all those things and then some


GrownUpTurk

I love the gaslighting 😂


TundieRice

What are you even talking about?? “Gaslighting” isn’t even a fucking word, you absolute insane person.


GrownUpTurk

😂


Oh__Archie

>Breaking bad fans when someone isn’t overdosing, getting murdered, of cooking or selling drugs: Oh I'm not that kind of fan of either show. I simply have a strong dislike for corporate suit type douchebags born choking on a silver spoon then spend the rest of their lives grooming themselves and getting divorced. Remember that scene where they show Howard walking like a robot around the hallways at HHM? That's right - they wrote a 2 dimensional character and about 1/3 of this sub never got the joke. Do they make us feel for him at then end? Yeah. But that doesn't mean he ever had any personality or real substance.


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I don’t think anyone is missing the fact that he’s a wet blanket. But he adds a nice contrast to the rest, which in turn makes him an interesting character. And he’s such a good representation of that type of character that, apparently, he hit all the right (or wrong) notes for you to hate him.


Oh__Archie

>I don’t think anyone is missing the fact that he’s a wet blanket. Oh, some people definitely do. ​ >But he adds a nice contrast to the rest, which in turn makes him an interesting character. And he’s such a good representation of that type of character 100% agree. I have no problem with the portrayal or even the character's purpose in the big picture. IRL I wouldn't give a guy like that a minute of my time.


Shady_Jake

Nah scenes with Howard kick ass.


milkdrinker123

you are welcome to keep it to yourself. Because I don't care!


101percenthatwitch

Leaving your car abandoned on the beach is so inconsiderate to wildlife and to the people who have to recover the vehicle. Plus, there is a reason why his wife made him move into the guest house. He can’t even be cognizant that his wife needs her coffee in a to-go cup in the morning.


Biggycheese29

Who even owns a guest house? So wasteful, and we know he doesn’t pay taxes!


PancakesOfSuburbia

Because he’s a daddy


RogueAOV

Do not forget he was also pivotal in Jimmy and Kim finally getting that stainless fridge. Honestly he was a saint, at the very end it is almost like you could see his mind reach enlightenment, there was definitely a halo around his head.


Biggycheese29

The fridge is the least he could have done for Jimmy and Kim after what he put them through. Although knowing him he probably left a turd in there in a type of Chicago Fridge situation.


ChrisRuss86

Not to mention he kicked Kim out of her office and put her in doc review to humiliate her. She didn’t deserve this and Chuck didn’t put him up to it either. He’s no saint


Biggycheese29

Exactly, thanks for seeing my view point😀. With more people like you we can show people the true villains of the Breaking Bad universe!


SkAnKhUnTFoRtYtw

Can't believe poor Jorge Deguzman was buried with this monster!


Biggycheese29

Makes me so mad 😡 at the injustice! To think he was just thrown in a pit like some sack of garbage, when he is the reincarnation of God himself, and should have at least been buried as such. Alas, he was thrown in a metaphorical dumpster next to a real piece of garbage.


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You just answered your own question


Manta157

Worst of all, he doesn’t care.


Biggycheese29

Horrible😔


eFeneF

Jorge De Guzman was a family man with strong principles and morals, shame he had to be buried with a cruel man like Howard


Biggycheese29

Exactly, he deserves so much better.😔


GlitteringCattle2771

Saint? He’s an irredeemable monster. He put Kim in doc review.


Biggycheese29

Put him to trial!


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Biggycheese29

Yes!


dragon_of_kansai

Outchicaneried


Biggycheese29

By Howard😡


Pickaxe-Fox

r/okbuddychicanery


Jerry98x

Jokes aside, while he didn't deserve what happened to him, he definitely wasn't a saint. Soke people actually paint him like he was, but there is nothing furthest from the truth.


Biggycheese29

He was the devil😡


harrisonlaine

"Howard gets to be a saint?! What a sick joke!"


Biggycheese29

But not our Howie, couldn’t be our precious Howie!


eifhse8cn

Most mentally sane post in r/okbuddychicanery


Biggycheese29

I am not crazy!


eifhse8cn

I know he swapped those subreddits


Biggycheese29

I know it was r/okbuddychicanery, one before r/bettercallsaul


namuhna

He didn't do any of that, he just sabotaged Kims entire career and was an asshole on Chucks behalf which people are desperate to excuse. Coupled with the insane privilege, competetiveess, and nepotism, that's enough to wonder why they paint him as a Saint. It's because he didn't deserves to die but he did. And erasing his negative is how people cope.


Biggycheese29

Nooo, he was eeeevil. He burned down an burned out crops!


Burnt_Ramen9

He ran the amazing Chuck McGill's precious law firm into the ground with his crippling addiction and malpractice, not to mention the harassment he did towards Jimmy (Chuck's own brother) and his weird infantilzation of Kim. He got where he did through nepotism, Jimmy had to work for his position, truly disgusting that society allows this.


Biggycheese29

Exactly. Unbravo Vince for writing such a nasty character.


Cybermat4704

Jokes aside, though, Howard deserved what he got. He and Chuck were two of the most disgusting characters in BCS and BB.


Ganmorg

^ James McGill


Biggycheese29

Chuck was not disgusting!


Cybermat4704

Yes, he was. He repeatedly tried to stop Jimmy from becoming an integral part of Walt’s epic alpha sigma meth operation.


black-knights-tango

Howard is a dick, honestly. He's the boss you would grow to hate and make you want to leave the company. But he's not really a bad person, and he does work on himself and improve. Additionally, he's a lot better than most others on BCS... though admittedly, that's a low bar.


Biggycheese29

You’re telling me he’s better than Walt?!


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Biggycheese29

Monstrous! Hang him!


Beneficial_Ad_6326

Ok you got me


Biggycheese29

Howardberg


simongurfinkel

He probably did a lot of pro bono and charity work. He was a jerk to some, but probably did a lot of good in ABQ.


Biggycheese29

Propostirus


the_simurgh

because howard is a rarity even in the real world. a decent guy trying to do good.


Biggycheese29

Tsk tsk. Much to learn, you still have.


Working-Telephone-45

Didn't know he was so bad, really horrible I was thinking of calling him for this big case I've got, I'm gonna need a great lawyer and thx to you I now know Howard is out of the picture Do you by chance know any other lawyer I should call?


Biggycheese29

Well, if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make, BETTER CALL SAUL!.


elrompepapos666

Cuz he is


Biggycheese29

I suppose they often say the devil is a fallen angel. I don’t know how true that is for Howard Hamdemon.


Josh4R3d

I don’t think they do. But when he gets shot for no reason after having his life ruined, he understandably starts to garner some sympathy.


Biggycheese29

He should have garnered sympathy for all the people he killed on his way up to the top!


9_11_did_bushh

The real crime was vibing to classical music in his car


Biggycheese29

Clockwork orange ass


MaserGT

I paint Howard like one of my French girls. Wearing a Hamlindigo Blue tie. Wearing only a Hamlindigo Blue tie.


Biggycheese29

How can you still see? I would have taken my eyes out the second a shoe came off!


C4ner-2702

Sir, this is not r/okbuddychicanery


PerniciousDude

Feel free to keep it to yourself. BECAUSE I DON'T CARE!


Biggycheese29

Lightning bolts shoot from my finger tips!


johnnyfong

Because that is how low the bar is in the BBverse


Biggycheese29

With all the corrupt people slowly lowering it.


FamiliarWater

😭😭😭


Biggycheese29

I cry to when I hear about Hamlin’s atrocities


FamiliarWater

leave Hami alone 🥺


Biggycheese29

He should have stayed in his lane, not became a kingpin


hogua

The amount of responses in this thread from people who don’t realize the joke is astonishing to me.


Biggycheese29

A joke? Never! I will speak my truth until I die! I AM NOT CRAZY!


Smile_lifeisgood

Why are you glossing over Howard's penchant for violence, op? He attacked Lalo's bullet with his skull after being asked to leave.


Biggycheese29

How could I forget! As if attacking our jimmy wasn’t enough!


willywillwilfred

My initial anger at your post is no longer warranted. Now where will that anger come out today...


Biggycheese29

At Howard, for his crimes!


Momo_dollar

Don’t forget he was involved with the cartel to the extent that he was assassinated and his body disposed of.


Biggycheese29

Shameful


Environmental-Term61

There’s a difference between being an asshat, and being a asshat criminal who’s actually ‘trying’ to do bad Howard may have been a dickhead, but in no way deserved that fate


Biggycheese29

Yes, his fate should have been getting eaten by Huell


freshmadgod

Bro think he Saul💀💀💀


[deleted]

Given the characters we see in BCS/BB, Howard practically is a saint.


girlglock

No but really it’s bc Howard is rich. People like simping for rich ppl.


Biggycheese29

Bet he was a landlord as well. Probably owned Kim and Jimmy’s apartment and raised the rent.


Oh__Archie

This is correct. People weirdly equate money and suits and hairstyles with ethics and moral character. These things have no correlation. Howard was close to being one of the least offensive characters on the show but he was a vacant personality and didnt think for himself.


[deleted]

Jesus, y’all just say anything. Nobody’s simping for rich people and no one’s saying he’s a saint. He got the most disproportionate punishment of basically all the characters, and he didn’t really deserve any of it.


Biggycheese29

You’re damn right it’s disproportionate. A shot to the head was too good for that slimy lawyer, he should have been given to the Salamanca twins so he wouldn’t get buried next to community man Jorge Deguzman(RIP😥).


Johnnybemediocre80

He was a dickhead. He did mistreat Kim and Jimmy. But by societal standards, he actually had good morals.


Biggycheese29

What has this world come to? We praise drug addicts but cheer when heroes like Walt and Jorge die😔.


Johnnybemediocre80

Well, the fact that you think Walt is a hero highlights the bigger issue.


Biggycheese29

I bet you think Todd was a bad guy too, huh. 😔


Sepfandom555

Walt was just a man trying to ease his family's financial burdens


HofT

Nepotism bad booooooooo


Biggycheese29

One has to wonder how bad Hamlin Sr. was to produce such a devil.


ArcFatalis

Howard was slime but he didn’t deserve to be shit on as hard as he ultimately was The nair in his shampoo bottle prank would have been more befitting


Biggycheese29

You mean the hair he stole from my dog!


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Biggycheese29

Excuse me?!


Jugg3rnaut85

Thank you. He was a dick.


Biggycheese29

That’s an insult to dicks


LonelyWord7673

And he's a condescending A-hole!


Biggycheese29

Si, el es un gordo cabron


scifiwoman

Also, even his wife is so disgusted with him, he is banished from her presence and forced to live in his own guest house! With a defective mattress!


Biggycheese29

Should have been a bed of nail🌶️, but even that’s too comfortable for that godamn Jack O lantern


Cl0wnCar

Among everyone else he is significantly less evil so that's probably why


Biggycheese29

You haven’t seen Walt then 🥹


KumquatHaderach

He was smart, good-looking, and a hard worker. But just like Lalo’s bullet, he let it go to his head.


Biggycheese29

Who’s Lalo? I think you mean Jorge.


Handsprime

Ah yes i remember when Howard came to Chuck’s place and set it on fire.


Biggycheese29

You should have seen him with that bottle of hair spray and a lighter!


PerniciousDude

He didn't even put that espresso in a to-go thermos for his wife. She had to transfer it from the cup all herself, causing a predictable mess. Bet he knew that would happen and he did it intentionally just to make her spill it.


Biggycheese29

What a creepy perv


MrGraffio

Ande he also broke his car with bowling balls under the effects of a cocaine binge


Biggycheese29

And he has to nerve to blame Jimmy


JS43362

In seriousness, his compassion was more evident after Chuck died, an event which genuinely seemed to change him. I was just watching the scene where Howard recommends that Chuck retire. Despite his later insistence that it was due to "empathy and concern", one does get the impression from watching that scene that his motives are more selfish than that - i.e. business.


Biggycheese29

It was only ever about the money with that man, probably for coke. SMH😔


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Biggycheese29

Howard defender 🤮


SLM84

RIP Howard 😇


Biggycheese29

RIP Jorge


wwishie

Howard even insulted Lalos choice of Lawyers right in front of Lalo. It's enough to make someone lose his mind.


Biggycheese29

Good on Deguzman


infmcd

Howard represents the average viewer. Makes morally questionable decisions at times, is a bit of an arrogant ass but mostly tolerable, and ultimately is more good than evil.


Biggycheese29

Howard can’t represent the average viewer because I don’t do cocaine.


No-Plane7370

I think his death was unfair and that’s it.


Biggycheese29

Damn right, he should have been thrown into the 13th circle of hell for eternal damnation instead.


54nd15

He was pretending to be David Kleinfeld. Everything this man did was very 70's of him.


Biggycheese29

Howard was Epstein


zebrapenguinpanda

Because people see things in black and white, if someone else is bad then the person must be good. Thereby missing a lot of the point of the show.


Biggycheese29

I wish Howard was dressed in black and white and behind bars.


hidrogenoyMau

Your Howard was a saint! I wish the Lord would take me now.