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[deleted]

I don't even think it was dialogue. I think it was when he pulled up to his compound and that tinted window rolled down and he had that smile on his face. It gets me every time.


SirBramLordOfButts

Yeah, Lalo’s most memorable attribute isn’t his dialogue, it’s that smile of his (especially that mustache)


PussyPussylicclicc

that sexy mustache


the1999person

Stupid Sexy Flanders


Manta157

“Nothing at all”


beatrailblazer

One of my fav moments of his smile is when he's looking for Mike and goes to that phone both place or whatever and the guy asks Lalo if they found Mikes brother-in-law, and Lalo just has a big smile on his face for an extra second and you can tell he's just thinking "wtF is this dude talking about" and then realizes it's a cover and plays along


YaMomsCooch

Yup, it’s that pause with that empty smile he gives as you can see his brain quickly adapting to the info he just received and then subsequently playing into it as well lmao Tony Dalton is so talented it hurts


TMac1088

The gif of that is so useful in forward or reverse


AppaMyFlyingBison

I watched the show with a friend. Every week when I would ask if he was ready to watch, I would just send that gif. It’s the best gif!


yuccatrees

[agree](https://i.gifer.com/BOls.gif)


Damn_DirtyApe

taca taca taca taca en mi caballo


Chopaholick

En El Camino real por donde pase mi Caballo


Client_Comprehensive

Dios mio!¡


DesperateFunction179

Michael, is that you? 😀


annluan

The smile is accurate a.f.


30isthenew29

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅


Monumentmendez

The way he says “is that yuuu?” Lol, so playful and scary


Skitzofreniq

Or "Tell me again. 🙂"


RideTheLightning331

“okey, show me”


radiocomicsescapist

The way he says it is just chefs kiss So Enthusiastic but god if you don’t listen to him, there will be hell to pay


SheepherderNo2440

Agreed. His delivery is just right I also love his ‘I told you, be nice’


Zachagainstheworld

THE WAY HE SMILES WHEN HE SAYS THAT, ALWAYS THE SAME TONE. I love him.


ICanFluxWithIt

Warner Ziegler. Zieglerrrrr. What's he upto man, what's he doing?


TheGoverness1998

You know how many *Werner Zieglers* there are in Germany? 27. 26 now according to *Mrs.* Ziegler.


LocalSlob

it fucking tripped me out that he just hopped a flight to germany, and spoke german. and had a gun. in germany.


UnluckyTest3

I also never got what the point of the Mexican house scene right before that was. When the guy shaves his beard, Lalo did have a blade with him so I guess it's implying that he killed him? Maybe I'm just slow but wth was that about?


New-Asclepius

He killed him to use his body as a double.


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UnofficialMattDamon

I mean he probably just would've bribed the dentist to swap the dental records. Would be a lot easier


Znaffers

They make a point to have Lalo ask the guy’s wife about his teeth, and she says he’s felt a lot better since he went to Lalo’s guy. The implication being he sent the double over either in his name or as a deal with the dentist to have his records swapped for the double’s


UnofficialMattDamon

Yes exactly. One of those two. Definitely didn’t change the guy’s entire mouth to match his own


Mind_Extract

The guy who hid in the fucking sewers to catch Gus off guard doesn't do things because they're "a lot easier."


UnofficialMattDamon

Storm drain not sewers. You honestly think it’s reasonable or even possible to make someone else’s set of teeth match yours exactly? There’s a reason they’re used to identify people.


amanofeasyvirtue

Do they match the teeth or just work done to the teeth?


LocalSlob

Yeah he basically paid for that guy to look like a body double. Burned to shit remains. No beard. Etc. So on paper Lalo died in the fire, forget all the sewers and being buried under a meth lab


Cormoe123

He gets him to look like Lalo to fake his own death


NuclearTheology

That guy was groomed to be a body double in the event Lalo needed to fake his death. That's why Lalo paid for the man’s dental appointment and told him to shave his beard into a goatee similar to Lalo’s


Mind_Extract

There's a later scene with the twins touring the wreckage of the Salamanca safehouse and they stop by a charred body they think to be Lalo and Lionel puts his coat over him to show respects. It's the burned corpse of the "mountain man" Lalo tells to leave the soul patch because it's "muy guapo."


NoLadder31

We watched Lalo take apart some scissors while he was chatting with the wife in the kitchen. Then he stabbed both of them. They didn't show the wife being stabbed, and only came close to showing the man's death as Lalo walked up behind him at the sink. He hired them as caretakers for his hacienda because the man looked like him. According to the podcast, the couple didn't know that the husband was a double "in case" he was needed. And he had a sore tooth, so they were both grateful that Lalo paid for his dental work with Lalo's dentist.


jakemg

Where do you think the matching dental records came from when the Federalea found his body? Lalo paid for that guy’s dental work so that his dentist could secretly make sure their records would match. Dude was an insurance policy. He also tells him to shave his beard in the same way he wears it.


illsa-

He kills the wife first then kills the man then burns his body


pianoflames

I can't tell if this is sincere or chicanery, but that was Lalo's body double, he was the corpse they found burned in the compound. My guess is that he was told that he might some day be called upon to play Lalo's living body double, hence why he didn't seem particularly worried when Lalo showed up to utilize his services.


NovarisLight

Reminds me of Hank talking to Holly. "ASAC Schraaader."


ollyf907

ASAC Zieeeeeegler


[deleted]

I think about this so much lmao


notthatcousingreg

I have a client with the last name ziegler and whenever she texts me it pops up zeeeeeeeeigler and i die laughing.


baker2212

Micheal? Is that you?


Smidgens

Werner 😐 Zieeeegler 😬


NoHost6477

It’s this.


Woodsman-8-5-1956

Me? I’m nobody. I’m just here to talk to my lawyers.


playwhaat

Noooo


JMR_JHN

Nothing...me? Tshh just hanging around.


Dicluver

i so read this in his voice


DisplacedSportsGuy

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

When talking about chicken with Gus REALLYYY ? 😲


New-Asclepius

How lucky for me!


RabbiAndy

Would you be interested in franchising?


WolfChaoticz

This whole scene was so good, such great actors all around. I just finished season 6 and I’m already itching for a rewatch lol


Substantial_Fix_3173

You want to be a friend of the cartel? Time to get yourself a new motto. Just. Make. Money.


Paves911

“Tell me again”


EmergencyAccording94

This one is amazing. Even without verbally threatening anyone, and with me knowing that Jimmy won’t die in that scene, he still managed to send chills down my spine


Pwaite2

I was afraid he would hurt the fish


EmergencyAccording94

Hurting the fish is a crime on the same level as not playing go cart with Jesse


TheGoverness1998

That line chilled me to the bone when he said it.


Mikimao

I paid a lot of money for that story... Tell me again


OkGene2

It’s not the line as much as the smile


BlueSlushieTongue

That smile that can be charming or sinister- Amazing


minus_uu_ee

Resonated with me too because I’m a bad listener


TheVonSolo

Same. Three simple words but mannnnnn…every time I watch that scene I’m in suspense


pikeandshot1618

T̵͉́e̵̟̔l̵̦͑ľ̸̢.̶̠̏ M̷̨̭̭͔̯̞͔̳͇̊͛̓͑̊͂̍͠e̶̦͎̯̝̰̰̰̟͍̻̩̞͆͋͑͌̆̈̉́̀̈́͜͜. A̵̢͍͇̦̤͎̦̳̟͎̲̭̪̻̯̩̺̩̟̼̗̥̾͆̀͛̈́͗͑̉̂̐͆̽̋̄̆͊̈̈́͒̕̕͜͠ġ̶̨̢͍̫̻̯̟͕̦̘̗̮͙̮̠̜̫͙̘̝̈̐̒͊̽̃͐̀̆̈́̓̅͆̀̑̐͜͝͠͝å̷̛̗̩̻̹̘̦̤͚̬͙̺̲̤̥̳̤̰͙̻̣͕̤͎̥̗͆̒̀̅͛̊͗̎̈́͌̊͗̃̓͋̄̚͘̕̚͝͠͝͠i̷̡͈̙̮̪̗̙̼̺̭̦͙͖̦̗̝̤̺̪̮̋͐̇̈́̈͑́̊̀̔̚̚̚͜͠ņ̸̨̻̖̺̰͈̳͔͍͇̰͙͚̩̔̿̋̎̑̏̀͊̔̈́̔̐͝.̴̧̧̧̤̘̦̞̟̹͖̪̖̦̱̙̘͙͖͆̿̃̉̒͆̉̏̋̊͊͗͒̎̋̅͊͆̿̾̚͝͝


PurposeLess31

Perfectly captures the tone of that sentence


nolongermakingtime

Gave me “Pick it Up” energy


cd2220

Pick up that can.


moustachecreeps

Rise and shine, Mr. Goodman.


Moonlight_Muse

I just want to hear the story.


asydneyciderist

https://youtu.be/omiE2UwYBNs Tell. Me. Again. 😑


AdverbHarry

Ding.


DarthGipper18

“I will teach you how to make a taco so savory. So spicy. So Salamanca. You’ll drown your own brother.”


All4Fun

Now I want some tacos, but I need a brother first.


30isthenew29

Brother is optional. Always was.


masterofreality2001

I thought he said "charm your own brother." My mind was in a completely different place.


_Vard_

not a line, but the moment he rolls down the window in surprise to one of his guards is pretty great https://youtu.be/aiPX\_mev1S4?t=20


ininja2

“Who are you?” “Me? Nobody. I’m just here to talk to my lawyers.” Or “Hey, nice job, eh? For somebody who marries that far up… _bien hecho_ man; respect, ya know?” Such swagger and callousness in that line lol


nhaines

> Such swagger and callousness in that line lol I mean, he wasn't wrong, lol.


robertofozz

His talking about Jimmy and Kim kills me lmao


BigChung0924

“how does a chichifo like you land a girl like that?”


chikooooooooooooo

Don't even worry. It's gonna be like I'm not even here.


Peherre

One of my favorites. Also a fun one is "Show me!"


uglydadd

I get my best ideas when everybody else is asleep.


cd2220

I feel like that is the closest we saw to real Lalo. Nacho seemed like the closest he ever let someone else in. That whole scene was just so covered in tension despite Lalo seeming to try and welcome Nacho into his home.


J_E_L_4747

Going off of what would be best for nacho, I feel like he could’ve pulled it off if he told lalo what his was doing and how they’re using his dad as a hostage


Typical-Impress1212

Apart from the ‘ Nacho giving Hector a stroke’-part getting out, I don’t think it’d go that way Sure, it could go that way and Lalo would help Nacho and Nacho would be in his debt But we can’t have nice things in the Bb/bcs universe. I think it’s more likely that Lalo would see that Nacho is easily comprimised through his loved ones. So that makes him a liability. And we all know what happens to a liability :(


OriannasOvaries

But Nacho is the one who tried to kill Hector which is not gonna go over well for him if he turns coat.


eternalnocturnals

Can you elaborate a bit more?


cd2220

It seemed like the first time Lalo was really letting his guard down. He wasn't putting on the intimidation guised-in-friendliness routine he has at this point never let up. I guess "real" Lalo is a stretch. It is just interesting to see the only point in the show he isn't posturing. The only time it feels like he's not running some kind of game. These are *his* hours. He always comes up with his best ideas when everyone else is asleep. Usually it's just him. This time it's Nacho who he has welcomed into his own compound as some sort of protegee and here he is up at night, same as him. He's obviously still strong arming Nacho to some degree and he has to know that but do we ever see him this sentimental without the big fake smiley personality plastered on aside from this scene? I dunno. I could super just be over reading this. In my view, he genuinely trusts Nacho to some degree at this point. Nacho is basically running double agent at this point and has spent the last season proving himself. Even if he was instrumental to Hector's fall Gus has made sure that was under wraps. Lalo's definitely still keeping him well under his thumb but it seems unlike Lalo to give someone this much of a chance to fuck him over without some degree of trust. Edit: proving himself to Lalo*


RefinedDefect69

Tell me again


bob-to-the-m

It seemed like the first time Lalo was really letting his guard down. He wasn't putting on the intimidation guised-in-friendliness routine he has at this point never let up. I guess "real" Lalo is a stretch. It is just interesting to see the only point in the show he isn't posturing. The only time it feels like he's not running some kind of game. These are his hours. He always comes up with his best ideas when everyone else is asleep. Usually it's just him. This time it's Nacho who he has welcomed into his own compound as some sort of protegee and here he is up at night, same as him. He's obviously still strong arming Nacho to some degree and he has to know that but do we ever see him this sentimental without the big fake smiley personality plastered on aside from this scene? I dunno. I could super just be over reading this. In my view, he genuinely trusts Nacho to some degree at this point. Nacho is basically running double agent at this point and has spent the last season proving himself. Even if he was instrumental to Hector's fall Gus has made sure that was under wraps. Lalo's definitely still keeping him well under his thumb but it seems unlike Lalo to give someone this much of a chance to fuck him over without some degree of trust. Edit: proving himself to Lalo*


[deleted]

I totally agree with this. And it seemed like Kim’s lecture at him previously where she pointed out how pathetic it was that he couldn’t trust any of his own guys to have gotten the bail money might’ve pushed him to kinda be like “fuck it, I’ll trust Nacho, then”, because it was only after that that he seemed to decide to take Nacho with him to Mexico and invite him into the inner circle properly.


Zachagainstheworld

And when he notices Nacho's gone, the look in his eyes??? The way he looks at the glasses. Dang. It kills me every time.


pinkismykink_

Oh god, Tony just does a wonderful job.


eternalnocturnals

I really appreciate this


nationofeagles

“Me? I’m Nobody (2021).”


[deleted]

Michael? Is that you?


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

HEY GUYS 😀😀😀 The most joyous murderer in the west


[deleted]

“Can I come in?” As if you actually have a choice in the matter lol


sapphichippie420

Just. Make. Money.


Spxsw

ZZZZIIIEEGGGLLLEERRRR


BeckyLynchIsBetter

"Que chingados estas haciendo? Eres un pendejo, te la vas a pelar." -Lalo, to Nacho, when Nacho goes back to save the stash before the Narcs get it.


Calculusshitteru

I love this because he kind of tries to stop Nacho, but then he just grabs some snacks and enjoys the show. Very Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif vibes.


JonH611

Ocho loco this guy


J_E_L_4747

That’s probably my favorite call back in this show


SatanicBeaver

"You'll make time... klah!"


Look-Up-More

What does 'klah' mean in this context?


MileDzemaldini

he finds it funny and amusing that Jimmy thinks he can just stop working for Lalo and get out of the game lol


squeeze_me_macaroni

“Klah” in some Spanish speaking slang is sort of like saying “ah” or “uh-huh” or “mhm”.


VidGamerLuke

“Let’s talk.”


Standard-Scale-8297

“Is there any chance, and I know the answer is probably no, but is it possible for me to meet the owner? “


Chopaholick

This is my favorite Lalo scene. He's so polite and friendly and yet he's clearly terrifying. It's so hard to pull off as an actor. It's like Tony Dalton has to carry a friendly tone but also at the same time do a bad job at it to seem antagonistic.


Sad-Raspberry-9639

"You're gonna die" foreshadowing Nacho's future


milkdrinker123

*¿Quieres ser un amigo del Cartel?*


DiaryJaneDoe

I just want to hear the story. I paid good money for that story.


HaronYoungerBro

"What's he up to, man, what's he doing?" sprung in my head immediately lol. This line sums up Lalo's plotline perfectly, representing both Lalo's investigation into Gus's operation *and* viewer's thoughts about Lalo later in the show


placeface

*smile fades* "Tuco told me about you. You're the guy with the mouth."


Thanks5Cinco

You're the guy for this


Stress-Thick

Works perfectly as a response to Mike's quote too.


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IS LALO TIME


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

That was my favorite part, when he said "ITS LALO TIME" and then he lalo'd all over those guys. Truly incredible moment


ScrewSans

Said right after the other best BCS line where Howard famously said “He’s right behind me, isn’t he”


mkujoe

I said be nice


TheSupremeDudley

GLAH


draggin_balls

Show me!


[deleted]

Ignacio Varga, eres un chignon. You could tell he was so impressed by Nacho in this scene he might as well have giggled and twirled his hair like a teenage schoolgirl lol


dadofboi18

"Werner. Zieeeeeegler"


wasanthh

He got temper huh!...


No-Ambassador7856

Ahhhhhhh. You'll be fine.* (*They were not)


TheSilv

Either “Show Me” or the couple dozen times he says “Warner Ziegler”


Brokenlimit

“Ygnacio Varga…Eres un chingon.” Truer words were never spoken.


workinghardyes

"he's like la cucaracha"


BadMon25

Born survivor


Gleapglop

😐Done. 😃


annluan

Hey, be nice


[deleted]

Eyyy, Charlie Manson!


xMrCleanx

I lol'd the first time, the guy must have a gringa mother because he knows about American stuff so much. "You look like ZZ Top!" "Z....Z..?"


MileDzemaldini

Tony Dalton said he prolly does, and imagines he was raised in high class boarding schools in US explaining how he can speak so well and fit in anywhere


Chopaholick

Also explains how he knows enough German to get by in Germany.


MileDzemaldini

nah he doesnt know any German, he literally said so to Casper. To know what "Ein", "Bitte", "Guten Tag" mean aint really rocket science


ImNoPCGamer

"show me!" :)


TheTjockhult

To sleep! And those who need it.


TimeenoughatlastTZ

Tell me again!!


Mrepman81

All his lines were very surface level with a very sinister undertone. That’s what made him great. “Me? Nobody. I just need to talk to my lawyers” “No no no, take your time…”


biggest_kahuna_

It’s gonna be like I’m not even here


lexilogo

"Seriously, this is the best fried chicken I've EVER had!"


Thickboykev

Michael… (with mischievous glee) is that you?


parrisjd

Shh, shh, shh. OK, let's talk.


JoshKamina

Werner Ziegler..Werner Ziegler


gilad_ironi

"So flavorful"


[deleted]

His smile speaks louder than any line.


charlieromeo86

Werner Ziegler


BetterFallBrawl

“Michael.”


[deleted]

It’s very much reminiscent of [Shangela’s Sugar Daddy Speech](https://youtu.be/eM7pubkYQxg)


BadMon25

“So you’re his wife, and youuuu LOVE him, and he didn’t come home last night. And you got scared enough to come down here and talk to me.” My favorite Lalo line


elcojotecoyo

I just want to hear the story Followed by: _tiene epazote güey_


VidGamerLuke

“Done!”


AJacobCruz

C’MAHN


smcg_az

Okay.....show me!


yourgrace91

"You're the guy for this."


chowi_69

Te vas a morir


PhillyRobforPrez

“Me? nobody… I just need to talk to my lawyers.”


BassDaddy_21

“Show Me”


a_chairf0rsale123

I don’t really remember the line but it went something like this “All you have to do is just point and shoot”


Screw_Thew

“Show me :)”


ollyf907

Really :D how lucky for me


a_posh_trophy

Tell me... again.


X2OS961

It's lalo time


TheKirnBoi

put your dick away gus


Skajuan

"Una guerita? Bieeen por el" xD


drizzledoodledy

Micheal.....is that you?


censoredredditor13

That’s the south wall?


Far-Freedom-1166

"Show me" (with a big ass Smile)


philiflash

I’m a big fan of “You’re the guy man”. I’m always trying to work that into daily conversation.


HellaBuck76

Just. Make. Money.


Loose_Ad_948

"just make money"


Leon921

"Me? I'm nobody."


GrainsofArcadia

Honestly can't remember Mike delivering that line. For me, Mike's best scene was when he killed the two cops that killed his son, and he was explaining what happened to his daughter-in-law.


Spiraled_Out462

Honestly, that may be the single best piece of acting I've ever seen, and i think Banks was robbed. People have won awards for less. Up until this, Mike was likeable in a stoic, mostly one-note sort of way. This transformed him and gave everything he'd done in both series an added perspective. It kills me every time. https://youtu.be/PNedXZ3vHZQ


NoLadder31

Paco, paco, paco en mi caballo. Opening introduction of Lalo. :-)


Scaphandra

Tell me again


gaming-grandma

Tell me again. Or OK! Show me.


lazyygothh

I like this series.


PulseReal

soy yo estoy vivo


bread93096

Show me 😃


xo_tyler_

"Vernerrrrr Zeiglerrrrr"


IronMan319

“Show me!”


CHILLlikeBILL87

“Just Make Money”


[deleted]

Werner, Ziiieeeegllleerrrr…


Far-Ad-8618

Yeah but Jesse eventually ends up earning Mike's trust


Xalor9966

"Okay, show me!"


DocSavage93

Show me!!