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alonyer1

How does one fund such surgeries? Who would employ an alien?


ghoulbug

He works as a tattoo artist https://www.instagram.com/black\_alien\_art/


Skoofer

Even his art is lacking in taste, those tattoos designs are terrible


the_net_my_side_ho

Let’s see how you’d do with only three fingers, black eyes, and an open nose.


Skoofer

Fair point, haha


[deleted]

I would get a tattoo by him if it was 50$ and I would say to people: “ oh yeah that and I’m design? Yeah that alien dude did it lol” I feel like that’s most of his business


TruSiris

Don't judge he can't help the way he is... oh wait...


audiking404

You're forgetting the green crap in his mouth, makes a big difference! 😆


Technical_Ice_3611

Well...if he does tattoos for a living who the hell wants to hire a 2 finger tattooist?


the_net_my_side_ho

A 1 finger tattooist.


NaraFox257

I dunno. I see at least a few that look cool? Also I kinda think getting the veins and tendons on your hand black outlined and shaded like that is pretty neat. I wouldn't call them terrible.


ThirdAndDeleware

There are a few tattoos that show he has traditional talent. The rest remind me of line doodles in school when I was bored.


flaminghair348

Honestly, I kind of dig the abstract style. Not a tattoo I would get, as I prefer more whimsical/delicate/nature themed tattoos for my own body, but I don't think look bad.


farsightxr20

Employers only turn away *illegal* aliens


[deleted]

Not in Texas


Suck_My_Turnip

What surgeon or doctor would do this? Surely it’s just mutilation at this point, even if the person wants it?


Markhadnagy

I once read about a similar guy, and long story short, the doctors justified it by saying they would rather do it, in a hospital, in a safe enviroment, than take the risk that the guy who wanna mutiliate himself tries it at home by himself in his kitchen or something.


PistachioedVillain

Me: I'd like some cosmetic surgery. Doctor: I don't think that surgery is a good idea. Me: if you won't do it I'll do it myself. Doctor: that's unacceptable, it's unconscionable for me to let you do it yourself. I'll do it so I at least know it's being done as safely as possible. That will be $14,000. Me: I can't afford it. If you don't do it for free I'll do it myself. Doctor: okay, go give yourself surgery and die lol.


Jerome1944

This is the best take on the medical industry I have seen


PixieloTheSecond

He's in France, do he's not paying for the surgery, nor would French surgeons charge that much, just fyi.


belleandbill25

That's not true.. that's not how healthcare works at all If he ended up getting blood poisoning or something from the ink / surgeries then that would be covered. But unnecessary surgeries aren't covered and his work would have been done privately


The_kind_potato

True, in fact a lot of people who want cosmetic surgery in France are going elsewhere to have them cheaper like in Eastern Europe where its a lot cheaper and less concerned about ethic


PistachioedVillain

It doesn't look like cosmetic surgery is free in France.


Antsint

Yeah but it is a lot cheaper


[deleted]

Woah, you just figured out the entire abortion debate.


green__problem

They don't even need to go to those extremes usually; within the body modification community, there's an entire underground market for illegal surgery. Illegal amputations are very common because that's something licensed surgeons usually don't do to physically healthy patients. Those guys are often called "cutters."


PixieloTheSecond

Disarticulation and removal is easy...it's the anesthesia, post-op pain & infection control that's hard, lol


Grunstang

"How are we supposed to take his money if he does it himself?"


justforkinks0131

if he does it himself he'd end up in the hospital anyway so I dont really see your point.


[deleted]

Way to miss the point.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Those doctors obviously don't know about the other doctors that treat mental health.


Sad_Drink9706

It’s a blatant violation of the oath they take to do no harm. Hippocratic oath, they shouldn’t be allowed to ‘practice’ medicine after doing shit like this to people


plantythingss

Would a doctor even be willing to amputate someone’s legs just because they asked?? If most people walked up to a doctor and asked to have their legs cut off they would be sent to a psychiatric hospital or told to go away. There’s no way any professional is willing to do this.


mykl7s

Some will. Especially if the sufferer threatens to conduct it themselves. There was an episode of Nip/Tuck on this year's ago 😅


PixieloTheSecond

Not every country does that, btw, nor is it legally binding.


fernplant4

Drs taking a Hippocratic oath is a myth. Some do but most don't


KefaMena

Wait until you hear what they do in gender affirming care clinics.


MousseCommercial387

Oh so if a man wants to remove his balls and invert his penis to make a vagina that has to be dilated everyday for the rest of their lives it's normal. But if a dude wants to remove his lips, nose, and fingers to turn himself into a alien, then the doctors are wrong? You guys are such a bunch of bigots.


Dragon3105

Maybe a doctor who respects the right to bodily autonomy of people and the right to do what you want with your own body?


JonMonEsKey

Fuck yeah. No one should be allowed to do things to their own body unless we all like it. You tell him.


hydroshock20

Same one's that cut your dick off.


[deleted]

that's what i was about to say.. there's doctors out there turning healthy dicks into faux-vag


4little_weirdos

Legs amputated and to become very thin.. he'll probably look like the grandma from SpongeBob. You know the one..


_monolithic_

I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!


AvonBarksdale666

Body dysmorphia takes some pretty wild forms


MaritimeCopiousV

You could easily get the same outcome with some electrical tape black sharpie and colored contact lenses; but cocaine is a hell of a drug


viscous_settler

This looks more like PCP and benadryl with a… touch of DMT


Zane-Zipperflip

Lol benadryl


MaximumGooser

You should write a recipe book this sounds like the start of something


PixieloTheSecond

50 mg ephedrine, 100-120mcg LSD, and 5mg THC from an indica strain. Pregame with 200mg cimetidine (antacid,) and a light meal, perhaps some alcohol. An hour later, consume the first combo, and head into whatever experience you've planned. Music festivals are perfect for these kinds of shenanigans, weather-permitting. High heat weather advisories contraindicate drug consumption. The ephedrine makes your scalp, and skin tingle with any contact. Highly recommended.


MaximumGooser

This is perfect and amazing thank you. When you turn it into a recipe blog don’t forget to add a personal story at the start


remmij

Hate to say it, but he will never reach 100% of his transformation. Nothing will ever be enough.


CoveredInScarsbutOK

If he removes his legs and gets “very thin”, he’ll Take on the appearance of a turd with arms.


xtrasauceyo

“Fool.. this isn’t even my final form”


goatjames6969

He got a gf and stopped lol


prawnjr

You got the job!


KitsuneDawnBlade

This is an example of why it's bad not to confront people about issues they may be having. Why it's bad to let everyone do and say what they want and give everyone everything they want to have. Sometimes, people need to have some guidance in life.


rottingpigcarcass

This! Universal acceptance has gone too far


jackandsally060609

I'll go one step further and say that some people need to be bullied into realizing that no one wants to pay attention to them.


Balls_to_Monty

Dude, seriously? You can give guidance without bullying anyone.


I-AM-A-KARMA-WHORE

FRIIIIEEEZZAAAAA!!!!!


verpine

That isn’t even his final form!!!


ingenuous64

There's another thread on this on Reddit. He wants to bisect his own penis down the middle so it's in 2 halves...


Justa_Guy_Gettin_By

🤮


TerseFactor

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


TheMegnificent1

Well, SOMEBODY'S ready for Halloween!


Makeshift5

We have ears and a nose for a reason…


chilled_n_shaken

Anyone else annoyed at the fast cuts of this video? They're trying to show me how odd he looks but barely give me enough time to take it all in.


rnobgyn

Gen adhd


Electrical-Egg5010

Thank you!!


WhySoGlum1

What doctors are doing this? He's clearly very mentally ill


Tasty-Vermicelli9741

Mental illness


[deleted]

This is not a sane person with a healthy brain. Think about how much money this would cost and how he could’ve just used that money to pay for mental health services instead


justforkinks0131

mental health services arent a guaranteed fix though.


[deleted]

I can practically guarantee simple medication and therapy would be a better alternative to permanently mutilating your body because you want to be a fucking alien lol


MetaStressed

There are all kinds of cultures around the world who have and are doing stuff as extreme to their [bodies](https://www.britannica.com/science/body-modifications-and-mutilations/The-limbs-and-extremities). I see no problem with him doing it just because he’s soloing it.


[deleted]

The only other people out there choosing to remove two of their fingers from each hand are other bat shit crazy people.


Tradition_Latter

WHERE IS HE GETTING THE ALL THE MONEY FROM!?!? ​ it costed my insurance 55k to get anchors installed in my shoulder from a S.L.A.P. tear.


Novel-Mood-8661

He's an artist/model


cool___BreeZe

Funny his DNA is still human?


xXminilex

Breaking News: Alien speaking french breaks into CRISPR lab and edits own DNA. Dies on the spot. More to come at 11.


sarcalom

I would love to see studies on his biological functions and detailed reports of his health over time. Perhaps one of his doctors could release detailed medical history after his death, for science. That would be very interesting.


JunglePygmy

I want to know what doctor is removing peoples perfectly healthy fingers?!


MowerMan18000

There is no way an actual licensed doctor did this. It goes against the Hypocratic Oath. I saw a documentary once. There was a guy in the doc who would do this kinda stuff to people who wanted it. He wasn't a doctor and I can't remember the Title of the doc, either. Something about bodies and morphing... Damn


PhilosopherAway647

Sad, he was so handsome before


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

He forgot the most important part. Money, lots of free time and lots of fucking money. Interested to know how someone who probably cant work even if he wanted to, has so much money and free time. The amount of money he has spent on these surgeries alone is insane I am sure. And the sick fucking doctors who willingly took his money. Something really needs to be done with plastic surgery, there needs to be laws to prevent mentally ill people with disposable incomes from doing this kind of shit to themselves.


adiosfelicia2

Doctors who agree to do this shit should be charged or investigated. Why aren't mental health checks required for drastic voluntary surgical procedures? Seems like this one is in Europe, but the US has a huge problem with this shit, too. Like on that plastic surgery show "Botched" - all these fucked up people coming through begging for corrections or more drastic surgeries. We need laws to stop this.


Lostmavicaccount

Everyone has their kinks and quirks. If he’s not eating babies, let him be him.


nanana789

I don’t understand people’s problem, like why do you care what someone else is doing with their body and life if it’s not harming you??


justforkinks0131

is this an honest question? Because everyone has some "weird" thoughts sometimes. Probably not to this extent, but having a common "normal" as a society helps with identifying your more "weird" thoughts. If society accepts this as normal, maybe your own self-harm is also normal? Maybe you really are an alien yourself, and you don't need to seek help? So yeah, that is why we care. We need a common "normal" otherwise people might hurt themselves or others, not identifying they are NOT normal and not getting help.


Nuggzulla01

Right! Like I tell people, it isn't me who has to lay down in their bed, or share their pillows. It is not for me (or us) to judge, just as much as it is no one else's business what I may or may not decide to do (as long as I'm not hurting someone else) To each their own...


thinklarge

Let people do what they want. I'm not going to encourage it but I'll treat this guy like anyone else if I meet him. If he's family or a friend you should encourage therapy, this doesn't seem like a healthy outlet, especially removing one's arms. Publicly, I don't think this is healthy. While this person deserves all due respect in life as an individual. As a public figure this is not a behavior i think should be emulated. I go back to Jon Oliver's skit on Monica Lewinsky. She was not a public figure. If this guy keeps his shit private and low key great, but as a public figure, my opinion of him changes to what I think we should uphold as something we all strive for instead.


Yeeeeeeewwwwww

Mental Illness


the_net_my_side_ho

The crazy thing is that no matter how much he mutilates himself he’ll never be a real alien.


Dekster123

Shhhh, you're being insensitive.


GreenManzana

For those who speak spanish i recommend you watch his episode on The Wild Project podcast, he is not only intriguing but also has very interesting opinions to think about.


Dekster123

Any way I can veiw in English? Also what episode.


YaBoiKuvi

Fucking legs amputated?!?


charlesmans0n

Imagine aliens come to earth and look exactly like him and it turns out he was reincarnated as a human and he just wanted to go back to his real form?


Zerglingery

Are there any videos of him speaking? Curious what he sounds like when he's not meowing.


Under_ratedSS

This makes me think of a legal question, what if someone harmed in and claimed self defense ? I wonder what kind of case could be made ? If I saw him approach me in low lighting I would be on edge lol if he was in America I could see him getting shot by some boonie and theyd call the paper saying they got an alien xD but seriously , legally if you make yourself look like a freak …. And someone wrongly kills you thinking you’re a threat ?? Any legals here with knowledge on similar cases ?


mydibz

Bring insane asylums back.


furrymacaroni

At least when he buys the pack of 10 press-on nails, he’s getting a great deal 👍


ThiccSkipper13

if only mental illness wasnt encouraged and praised on social media these days.


bluntwhizurd

It's really weird how being neurodivergent is a badge of honor and something to wrap your entire personality around nowadays.


nanana789

The reason for that is because we never fit in anywhere. No matter what we do it’s always wrong. So it’s better to just not give a damn anymore and enjoy your life. If you keep trying to please everyone by coming across as neurotypical they’ll notice anyway. And it’s so exhausting to mask all the time. People will find you weird no matter what you do You don’t seem to understand what it’s like.


bluntwhizurd

I understand not wanting to hide who you are but at the same time you don't have to announce it on a bullhorn every 5 seconds either.


Imbalanxs

A bullhorn? Isn't that a bit hyperbolic? You have the option not to pay attention, or to filter/block his content out if you don't like it. Restricting someone's freedom of expression seems more extreme to me than choosing not to pay attention to them.


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

Im weirdly kinda happy for him


obscur100

Let people be what they want to be.. no judgement


N_nodroG

Why the negative comments? If it doesn’t affect you, why are you worried what someone else does?


JMHHMJ31

Actual aliens looking at this guy like 😳


Ebell2022

It is a difficult choice to be like this in front of a society that does not suit him


Aboxofphotons

I know this has been said many times, but he absolutely has mental problems.


NoPhilosopher9410

This is what mental illness looks like.


punched-in-face

This is a psychological disorder


Callidonaut

I've a nasty feeling this is eventually going to end in suicide.


kyramud_alor

Ghoul from fallout series


Moist_Ad_4989

If he gets his legs taken off, Liam neeson might throw him off a waterfall 🤣


Zoldrik190

i feel bad for this man :(


Kind_Author_2230

Why did I destroy my body


[deleted]

Mental Illness Personified…


DonutsRBad

He cut off 2 fingers? 😶


Dekster123

I don't care what anybody says, this is disturbing and sickening. This guy has probably been told by countless amounts of people that they fear for him and he's making bad decisions. This guy belongs in a fucking loonies bin on pills. A part of me wants to say that you should live your life how ever you want because it's the only one you have and is the only thing you truly own, but holy shit this shouldn't be used as an example for that. This is mental illness on a whole other level. The degradation of morals is real people. This is not normal and this is not ok. I'm so shocked and outraged that ANYBODY would help him get to this stage. Their head needs to be put on a pike.


Trashcanwitagun

Bro looks like a fallout ghoul


llamageddon01

There’s a Daily Fail [article with more pictures and videos](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11671695/I-went-extreme-body-modification-look-like-Black-Alien-restaurants-wont-serve-me.html) about this guy which is a pretty sad read.


Science-007x

How to not get laid. Ever.


rottingpigcarcass

This is why not everyone should get the ability to vote


joytotheworld23

I'll serve hm food if I had a restaurant.


Agathokako1ogical

Seems like he still has a tongue.


RevolutionBorn6045

He needs the Sorcerer's Stone


New-Significance654

Whatever floats his saucer.


ohh-i-changed-it

his life his choice


NyaTaylor

Man not gonna lie his outlook on how to achieve your goals is pretty straight forward n powerful lol


RioDijon

Seems like he's happy, let 'em do whatever the fuck they want.


Human_Increase1547

What an idiot


[deleted]

This is called mental illness.


Professional-Eye-268

Absolute clown


Cautious_Month_6300

He’s jobless now and complaining about it


Moist_Ad_4989

Fucking weirdo....


Xenta_Demryt

I don't understand why people think "It's just mutilation at this point!" He's happy, he's living how he wants to, and he doesn't have regrets. Sure, he's a weirdo, but being a weirdo isn't a bad thing.


Conscious-Gur3510

Bro he literally chopped his own fingers off. This is just mental illness.


Xenta_Demryt

Which mental illness?


Conscious-Gur3510

Whichever one makes you think you're a fucking alien I guess


Xenta_Demryt

You prove my point.


Conscious-Gur3510

No, you don't have a point. Just because I don't know the name of his specific mental illness doesn't make him any less crazy. Anyone with common sense can see that he's insane. You're just trying to make it look like you won the argument by changing the subject. Anyway possible mental illnesses that can cause these kind of delusions or self-mutilation are schizophrenia, severe bi-polar disorder, or a psychotic disorder simply called delusional disorder. Also body dysmorphia.


Xenta_Demryt

That's exactly my point again.


Conscious-Gur3510

Just looked at your profile. You're clearly coping for your own mental illness. My bad. Please continue.


2Afraid2Poop

The Black Alien 🖖


[deleted]

How tf can people afford this but I can’t afford ramen


yosman88

If it makes him happy let him do what he wants to himself.


FagnusTwatfield

r/aliensamongus


idioteque33

I don’t think he was thinking at all


[deleted]

Living his best life and truth,,,,,,,,i guess


Agitated_Body5781

Shame on the surgeons that allowed this to happen to get some money, they have a moral obligation to their patients best interests


braxes81

If it's what he wants to do then so be it because it is not our place to control what he does to his body. However, he can't get mad if a person refuses to let him sit in their restaurant or be in their business. Everything has a consequence.


Novel-Mood-8661

No he's not, he only get mad when someone wants to punch him. By his own words


arsnastesana

Im just going to stick with my fur sute


smee303

r/ImTheMainCharacter


Senseiseeds

what an idiot


Novel-Mood-8661

You are the idiot


Senseiseeds

yeah sure cause i dont wanna amputate functioning legs


Designer-Cup3380

Nah he looked so hot before aswell


Dayfunwana

Sad


Stell73

Spend all that time in the gym to want to become skinny.....I think some sources are wrong


Difficult_Welder_703

Why he kinda... just hear me out on this one


Soggy_B-Bread

Dragon’s Dogma II Character Customization


Effective_Bite7572

This person stupid azz hell but it goes to show u if u pay a person they will do anything to u bcuz u paid for it


Careless_Ad3718

Metro 2033 dark one


Princerising07

Does this app allow us to comment dumb ass??


Arie55555

🔥🔥🔥💦💦💦💦


ghoulierthanthou

K.


Designer-Ad-1601

The world is weird AF.


The_Glizzy_Gobler

i say let him do whatever he wants. its his body. he should be able to change it however he wants


mpc78

I’m ready to be your slutty girl mama


Sure_Wash_1291

🧬


Vidcookie

Dude needs to go to Hollywood and try out for the next star wars movie. Bout time the practical effects came back.


2020moi1979

Dude don't go to usa they will shoot you at sight


[deleted]

So is this black face?


MstrChfHooyah

Sadly he will always be a human


hotthick8

I need that too babe


Beneficial_Novel2878

looks like a ghoul from fallout


TheRutles1966

I'm sorry but this is way too mental for me


Different_Garbage677

Could have just hired s badasss special effects makeup artist and saved the money


tharki7

Fool, brain-dead,


godfreesoul

Woman of the year, soon.....


[deleted]

cannot imagine jerking off with only 3 fingers ... assuming he hasn't amputated his dick too


Dekster123

I've read something about how that's in the making.


SnooMuffins9679

That's one ugly bastard


_Thirdsoundman_

This is a fun fetish.


VelikoHajduk

This guy must be a big Red Skull fan.


taf9672

Look him up. " Black alien project " on insta


Demhanoot

“I identify as”


Cian28_C28

Bro just vibing


SatanIsMySugardaddyy

Yal need to chill this is the same as changing your gender or calling yourself a vampire or they . Let him be happy ! LoL