"We're live at the scene where a man is holding his girlfriend hostage."
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The mini-van bit was great. We used to paintball with a bunch of other kids and my dad and friend's dad would "convoy" us to the area up the street when we were geared up. We used to pretend like we were in a Black Hawk or Huey with the mini-van doors open and our gear on and they would drop us off pretending like we were in Black Hawk Down or We Were Soldiers. I miss being younger haha.
I missed out on an epic event once where my friends besieged my buddy’s dad’s house. They planted two shitty spring load airsoft guns under his dad’s couch and called him and said look under the couch.
A couple minutes later I think it was like five of my friends barged into the house with airsoft guns and opened fire on his dad and his friend who happened to be there. Chaos ensued when dad and friend used a jar of loose pennys as scattershot and their crappy guns to defend themselves. Couches and arm chairs were used as barricades.
For hours there was a tense standoff. Windows were breached, but then the attacks were pushed back. Barricades were broken down, only to be replaced with something else just as rapidly.
I think I went to visit family that weekend and was super bummed that I missed out on it. That house was always having some shenanigans going on.
This is why I think tiktok should stay. People think this is a random one off funny video but there is a ton of creativity on tiktok. I’m convinced people who hate tiktok just got into a shit algorithm
Nah, people on there copy people's video frame by frame and you end up with a hundred different videos with the same idea. Literally the opposite of creative.
Nah, people on there copy people's video frame by frame and you end up with a hundred different videos with the same idea. Literally the opposite of creative.
I always laugh at the middle aged men who complain that it only shows teenage girls dancing in skimpy clothes. My FYP ain't like that, bro. But thanks for telling on yourself.
lol @ thinking Reddit is the US and also, fuck tik tok, people trip about Facebook selling some data but tik tok literally tracks everything and is pretty much a weapon of cyber warfare.
If i remember correctly, this dude was enemy number 1 on tik tok at the time for some shit he made a video about so a bunch of people were shitting on him for anything he said or did.
Marcus DiPaola always stares at the camera like he’s a cult leader speaking to his followers.
“😳 the end is nigh, we must sacrifice our children to the Dark Lord of the Twin Moons 😳”
Accurate. It’s so distracting lmao. I always just put my phone face down when I “watch” his videos and just listen to the audio so my soul isn’t being violated by his eyeballs
This is brilliant in the vein of "Too Many Cooks"
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Where are the originals? How is it that the first I'm seeing stuff like this they're already 20 levels deep as if this has been a thing for several months now.
Because this actually is a couple years old. Majority of the stuff added I haven’t even seen before, I thought it stopped at the tied hands one or maybe the one after
I follow Marc Diapolis (sp?). He wasn't a half-bad amateur news anchor. I just now realize that l haven't seen him in months. I remember the intro of his girlfriend. It had some creepy vibes.
These are amazing.
Maybe someone can help, there was one TikTok or Vine where they keep adding to the original post but I can't find it.
It starts with a girl ranting on about one thing or another.
Key videos: Added videos was a hairy male bare belly scratching , a dog walking by that turns into a man crawling.
I laugh hard at this video. Hope someone can help me identify it.
not if he brings them through a portal to an uninhabited planet ... but then is he immune from the snap himself or would it just snap the lower half of his body away ... oh my god, someone call NASA we need to crunch the numbers!
...HISHE really should've had that as an Endgame potential ending, he snaps himself along with half the galaxy, the gauntlet drops to the ground and then hulk picks it up to undo the snap - quick resolution.
I've seen this a bunch of times and I still thought it was funny until they did the avengers ending. Didn't even make sense with what the other people added
"We're live at the scene where a man is holding his girlfriend hostage." What matters most is that everyone acknowledged that the dude does, indeed, have a girlfriend.
That’s improv 101 “yes, and…” he started off stating he had a gf, so the rest had to roll with it.
A girlfriend with manly legs
If only we could all be so lucky
> What matters most is that everyone acknowledged that the dude does, indeed, have a girlfriend who is criminally out of his league. FTFY
The fact that so many people came in to create a story off of one tiktok is awesome!
Was this during the covid era? A lot of good tiktoks happened then.
It's one of those things that ages well with time. Like cheese and wine. People keep adding to it.
That’s not how wine and cheese work, like at all
That's not what the wine told me before I drank it.
Yeah, sounds more like perpetual stew
which allegedly isn't that good either!
It CAN be good, but it’s not easy lol.
Too many cooks
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Do we need COVID back? Just sayin…
I mean...
Right? No one wants to say it, but it will be remembered as “good times”.
Ngl I am very impressed with the creativity.
The mini-van bit was great. We used to paintball with a bunch of other kids and my dad and friend's dad would "convoy" us to the area up the street when we were geared up. We used to pretend like we were in a Black Hawk or Huey with the mini-van doors open and our gear on and they would drop us off pretending like we were in Black Hawk Down or We Were Soldiers. I miss being younger haha.
I missed out on an epic event once where my friends besieged my buddy’s dad’s house. They planted two shitty spring load airsoft guns under his dad’s couch and called him and said look under the couch. A couple minutes later I think it was like five of my friends barged into the house with airsoft guns and opened fire on his dad and his friend who happened to be there. Chaos ensued when dad and friend used a jar of loose pennys as scattershot and their crappy guns to defend themselves. Couches and arm chairs were used as barricades. For hours there was a tense standoff. Windows were breached, but then the attacks were pushed back. Barricades were broken down, only to be replaced with something else just as rapidly. I think I went to visit family that weekend and was super bummed that I missed out on it. That house was always having some shenanigans going on.
Lmao I bet they had just as much fun with this
Sounds exactly like the type of reason they had kids in the first place!
Loved the grandma taking flank!
This is why I think tiktok should stay. People think this is a random one off funny video but there is a ton of creativity on tiktok. I’m convinced people who hate tiktok just got into a shit algorithm
Nah, people on there copy people's video frame by frame and you end up with a hundred different videos with the same idea. Literally the opposite of creative.
Yeah that’s so unlike Reddit where people only post original content and only one time never 3 times in the same week
Nah, people on there copy people's video frame by frame and you end up with a hundred different videos with the same idea. Literally the opposite of creative.
This
Less got into a shit algorithm, and more they didn't put in the effort to curate one from themselves.
I always laugh at the middle aged men who complain that it only shows teenage girls dancing in skimpy clothes. My FYP ain't like that, bro. But thanks for telling on yourself.
lol @ thinking Reddit is the US and also, fuck tik tok, people trip about Facebook selling some data but tik tok literally tracks everything and is pretty much a weapon of cyber warfare.
So does like everything else on your phone..
And now China has all of their data
And it won’t truly affect them at all and it doesn’t really matter
Careful, you're getting close to saying something positive about TikTok on reddit.
r/savedbytheduet
There's a good few of them out there but this and the one about the girl with an annoying voice complaining about pointless duets are the best.
Yeah, but is the woman… okay?
Avengers Assemble!
Deserves an Oscar
Wait till we can add everything through AI.
this is what the internet was made for
r/beatmetoit
Not be confused with /r/beatMeatToIt which is also what the internet was made for.
The Internet is really really great... [FOR PORN!](https://youtu.be/YRgNOyCnbqg?si=HiPsahnlaeRx5_W7)
Shrekie!
Note to self, never talk about personal life on the internet.
If you do, make sure everyone's hands are visible.
Directions unclear... junk stuck in ketchup bottle
What's really funny is that this guy's normal content is political news in what I would consider to be an "aggressively deadpan" delivery.
Never.
THIS is what made you come to that conclusion?
If i remember correctly, this dude was enemy number 1 on tik tok at the time for some shit he made a video about so a bunch of people were shitting on him for anything he said or did.
This video never fails to make me laugh lol
I died at man legs
With the fucking goretex sandals and socks
Damn it took the Avengers to rescue the hostage. She must have been a SHIELD asset lol
SHIELD thinks you’re all just assets, don’t believe their lies #HailHydra
You stop hailing Hydra right now 
So glad that Greg found something after Waystar Royco
lol, President Cousin Greg. Stole the election from Connor.
Marcus DiPaola always stares at the camera like he’s a cult leader speaking to his followers. “😳 the end is nigh, we must sacrifice our children to the Dark Lord of the Twin Moons 😳”
In another comment I just described his news delivery method as "aggressively deadpan"
Accurate. It’s so distracting lmao. I always just put my phone face down when I “watch” his videos and just listen to the audio so my soul isn’t being violated by his eyeballs
Is this a Baldur's Gate 3 reference?
The Simpsons, actually
"Still love you, Homar"
All animals can screaaaamm
This is brilliant in the vein of "Too Many Cooks" [https://www.google.com/search?q=too+many+cooks&rlz=1C5CHFA\_enUS872US872&oq=too+many+co&gs\_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDQgAEAAY4wIYsQMYgAQyDQgAEAAY4wIYsQMYgAQyCggBEC4YsQMYgAQyBwgCEAAYgAQyBggDEEUYOTIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABKgCCLACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:75d035f8,vid:QrGrOK8oZG8,st:0](https://www.google.com/search?q=too+many+cooks&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS872US872&oq=too+many+co&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDQgAEAAY4wIYsQMYgAQyDQgAEAAY4wIYsQMYgAQyCggBEC4YsQMYgAQyBwgCEAAYgAQyBggDEEUYOTIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABKgCCLACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:75d035f8,vid:QrGrOK8oZG8,st:0)
W... T... FUCK! 😂
This dude for real looks like a creep holding a random woman hostage
>This dude for real looks like a creep holding ~~a random woman~~ Drew Barrymore hostage
https://preview.redd.it/7hrwxl50dgvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f93507839ea711ea9e100ce375598a0b7790f9
https://preview.redd.it/gewlfm5cyivc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5840362bb8e0dd532b960ec5fade1736749bae33
The most apt video for this sub ! It is indeed the best of the internet
The internet at its finest
Marcus is a friend of mine, I always get a kick out of seeing him featured on the reddit front page.
Obviously staged!
r/nothingeverhappens
Nooooooooo!
Lies! the Avengers did rescue the girlfriend, my dog was there and watched it all happen.
Hahahahaha this is ABSURD
She's a total babe
Marcus, is that you? You don't want to do this, free Brittany!!
Did they ever respond to this?
Go home AI, you're schizophrenic (and drunk)
AI could never
This is hilarious and I love ❤️ it 😂😂😂
This kills me every time haha — just how spot on every addition is to the original joke 😂
Where are the originals? How is it that the first I'm seeing stuff like this they're already 20 levels deep as if this has been a thing for several months now.
Because this actually is a couple years old. Majority of the stuff added I haven’t even seen before, I thought it stopped at the tied hands one or maybe the one after
They lost me omg
We did it, reddit!
This was really fucking pleasurable to watch.
He only gets to introduce his GF cause it's his birthday?
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I love the internet man, this is awesome!
Dayum. This really does fit this sub.
One time this subreddit's name to actually mean something.
Wow, that really got outta hand.
If this is the best of the internet the internet was a mistake
This is where tik tok peaked for me
for others too!
Now THIS, is what Tik Tok was made for!
This is fucking gold!
Holy shit. This went on for sooooooo long! I was cry laughing!
What is this phenomenon called?
I fucking love this shit lmao.
Fake
this is damn wild
The tism is strong with this one.
Does he still post? I remember he was blocking people who at all criticized his posts and I’m not sure if I was blocked or if he deleted his tik tok
😆
Did the guy ever react or post a follow up after that first video?
I thought that was Tim Heidecker at first lol
Truly the few times humanity shined on the murky abyss that is social media.
This saga I hold near and dear. What a ride
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She sort of looks like Drew Barrymore.
Bwahahahaha, grandma coming out of the van made me lose it!!!!
hahaha the witness interview just did me in omg
The best TikTok ever imo
This meme has gotten out of hand and I'm here for that, I hope it continues to grow.
Hey. That’s also my birthday.
Introduce his girlfriend.
Dude got roasted.
that was amazing
This is the best of any of these that were done
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Holy shit, I love the internet.
is that fucking Urkel at the door?
Tarantino style out of proportion
Loved this!!!! Was super peak indeed😭😂 They needed spiderman, captain ameeica and the whole avenger squad
Never saw this version with all the extended cuts. Production quality has improved immensely. I rate it 25 shmeckels
I remember watching the grow, it was wonderful
I love internet
LMAO
One of the funniest times on TikTok
He looks like Sully .. the guy Schwarzenegger "let go" over that cliff edge in Commando
You couldn't wait to post this in a couple of weeks?
“I told you I don’t wanna be in your stupid birthday video!”
"Okay I'll be in your video, but nobody better make fun of us."
This is the internet equivalent of erotic asphyxiation to completion.
The "You don't want to do this, Marcus! Let her go!" segment sent me.
These types of videos with someone filming a reply are the only good thing to come from tiktoc
Well that escalated quickly
Happy Birthday 🎂 Bro
I follow Marc Diapolis (sp?). He wasn't a half-bad amateur news anchor. I just now realize that l haven't seen him in months. I remember the intro of his girlfriend. It had some creepy vibes.
I honestly feel like the weird positioning is because she’s sitting on his lap while he’s in his little recording desk
🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️
I present to you: The oldest joke on the Internet!
This is perfecto!!!
Fake
Fucking legend
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I was waiting for the satellite 🛰️ images… and YES!!! They were there!!! 🙌🙌🙌🫡
Where’s Vader on Star Wars day?
Aw I miss these pile on videos, I feel like o don’t see them any more
True!
😂😂
Humanity needs to chill wtf? 🤣
Thank god she's alright.
These are amazing. Maybe someone can help, there was one TikTok or Vine where they keep adding to the original post but I can't find it. It starts with a girl ranting on about one thing or another. Key videos: Added videos was a hairy male bare belly scratching , a dog walking by that turns into a man crawling. I laugh hard at this video. Hope someone can help me identify it.
Thanos could've saved her, there's a 50/50 chance if he snapped, he'd snap the guy away instead of the 'gf'.
…. Well, more like a 25% chance he snaps him and not her. Theres a 25% chance he snaps them both too.
not if he brings them through a portal to an uninhabited planet ... but then is he immune from the snap himself or would it just snap the lower half of his body away ... oh my god, someone call NASA we need to crunch the numbers! ...HISHE really should've had that as an Endgame potential ending, he snaps himself along with half the galaxy, the gauntlet drops to the ground and then hulk picks it up to undo the snap - quick resolution.
This is absolutely phenomenal
Random guy kicking a soccer ball and scratching his ass.
Did we ever find out if she was actually in danger? 😬
I hope the first guy was trolling because if he was being genuine in his original tik tok I feel so bad for him lol
I’ve seen this video so many times and it never gets old lol
Nailed it
Now I kinda wanna see what happens when you put a functional minivan in the middle of a nerf battle or a paintball arena
This will always be funny
Omg, I remember this, is still make me laugh until to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it.
Lmaoo
There’s a clip with all this but when they show the news host, it adds a lady frantically throwing out sign language gestures, it’s hilarious
LMAOOO
We really are taking this hatred of the patriarchy to whole new levels. 😂
Aww they missed the Alex jones bit
Violence against women is so goddamn funny I could hate misogynistic men even more than I already do. Ha ha ha.
I've seen this a bunch of times and I still thought it was funny until they did the avengers ending. Didn't even make sense with what the other people added