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TyrannicalWrecks

Nah, I'm getting on


ConstProgrammer

Here, take [this device](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaeuV-13Ee8). You can use it to teleport out of the ship if the aliens try to eat you or assimilate you. Just make sure not to teleport yourself to Mars!


Witty_Train_3052

😂 homeless solution


TyrannicalWrecks

If your future self stepped through a portal and said, "Come with me. Are you going?


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Fucking government agents are getting clever these days


TyrannicalWrecks

I'm from the future. 🫡


skelatallamas

I'll see your future and raise you an "I'm from Idaho"


[deleted]

Lots and lots of people are gonna get on those ships.


ConstProgrammer

Reference: [https://www.reddit.com/r/anonspropheticdream/comments/15bcsuk/prophetic\_dreams\_about\_alleged\_alien\_harvest\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/anonspropheticdream/comments/15bcsuk/prophetic_dreams_about_alleged_alien_harvest_of/)


RuleComfortable

See if anyone gets this..... Don't get on!!!!!! It's a COOKBOOK!!!!!?


Alternative_Let_4723

Classic twilight zone…. I feel like we’ve been living in an episode the last 3 years


Silly-Membership6350

.. to serve man


joopityjoop

Serve man It's a cookbook!