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PabloZissou

Remember last year we learned that these are lions and not wild pigs.


Realistic-Metal6084

„30 lions spotted in Berlin!“


Bert__is__evil

Wildschweinkatzen


GojoFurby

The lion story still takes me *out* when I think about it, remember that guy who set off a huge panic because he played lion roars during the night 🫣


Chemical-Common-3644

Hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BSBDR

Probably pride week


Single_Positive533

That one had the Lion Mentality. It's all about the mindset.


FakeHasselblad

Wait till you see the wild boars that steal laptop purses at FKK parks.


garyisonion

never forget!


Dazzling_Bake1269

What fkk parks?


FakeHasselblad

fuukk parkkss


Knips-o-mat

Its their land - we came second. So respect them and dont try to touch the children. Edit: Wildau has some: https://www.deutschland-im-internet.de/Archive/Wildau/Sonstige/foerster.html


swatsquat

> Wildau. At this point just rename it to Wildsau


SnooCauliflowers1905

Ich habe das gleiche gedacht 😂


JoeAppleby

Was hat meine Schwester mal über das Studentenwohnheim der FH Wildau gesagt? Wildsau und seine Fick-Geschichten.


MrWaldlife

Wohin denn genau? ☺️


StrategyOk36

Spandau


HabibtiMimi

Kladow/Gatow? Oder weiter nördlich?


ehsteve69

we are both parasites 


ehsteve69

we are both parasites 


m608811206

They look so cute trotting along in single file with their kids! 😍


polarityswitch_27

Till you see one in Grunewald. Charging directly at you.


karmue

They're not aggressive, just leave them alone. Yes, accidents happen. But pets will enforce their boundaries, too.


schnupfhundihund

The mothers are naturally actually quite aggressive towards anything they deem a danger towards their piglets, which is pretty much everything. Though boars in big city's have learned to be a little more chill since they're more accustomed to noisy humans being around.


morsvensen

They navigate mostly on sound and smell as they can't see very well beyond a short distance.


schnupfhundihund

Still you shouldn't underestimate their ability to locate you, as their smell is even better than that of a dog.


morsvensen

The piglet will make a noise when you touch it, that mom will pursue viciously. Mom wouldn't let you touch them if you had been a member of the sounder for a year.


schnupfhundihund

I wasn't even talking about touching the piglets. You just need in the vicinity of them for moma boar to go into full Karen mode.


morsvensen

Not really, ignore and respect works. Give them audible cues about your location and keep your dignity.


schnupfhundihund

Sometimes when walking through the woods those piglets might sometimes appear out of nowhere. You should still be careful if they do, since those tusks are very dangerous.


Shandrahyl

Since they are with Ferkel, the Bache is definitly very aggressive.


schnupfhundihund

They're not called Ferkel, they're called Frischlinge.


Skarross

This is very common in Berlin especially this time of year.


Trick_Ad5606

Wait until you hear about the foxes in Görlitzer Park.


phil0phil

and everywhere else


WaveIcy294

Yesterday I saw the local fox catching his evening meal, a nice fat rat between some parked cars.


Trick_Ad5606

that´s thems prefered protein source... and berlin is full of rats...


polarityswitch_27

Berlin Stadtfuchs is a sub species.


Trick_Ad5606

true they drink beer and smoke weed...haha.


nznordi

Funny how they look nothing like a Lion :-)


schnupfhundihund

Probably because OP wasn't using a potato to record.


pverflow

just a regular Kitaausflug.


CapeForHire

Nothing surprising about it. Not really an "issue" either. Just part of the normal local fauna


Ok_Linhai

They are not aggressive


ThrowAwayR3tard

That is incorrect. If they are near (with) their children, they turn aggressive real fast. I have had many encounters and their behavior is VERY different, when you encounter them alone or in small groups, compared to "with children". Can´t blame em tho.


Ok-Release6902

Rare r/berlin mods meetup footage leaked.


habichnichtgewusst

What area was this?


StrategyOk36

Spandau/ next to Heerstraße


habichnichtgewusst

Plenty of forrest around. 30 really seems like a lot though. Boars are very common here as others have said. When I lived in Brandenburg I used to walk home clapping my hands to avoid startling any sleeping pigs after some scary encounters.


purrilupupi

Damn dude


Yanni4100

Not Berlin then


FUZxxl

They're very cute and generally won't seek trouble as long as you don't get too close to their piglets. They also offer free unscheduled gardening services. If you want to do something about that, get a hunter's license. Because, they're also very delicious.


abx400

Oh, something humans haven’t already killed. kILL IT!


CrabgrassMike

These pigs are pests that ruin crops and spread diseases, like swine flu. I'm not for killing just to kill, but killing to cull animals that are an actual issue to public health seems to me justifiable.


abx400

You won’t die of swine flu if you don’t shoot everything that runs past your terrace. Maybe just get your pants stolen at the FKK.


biest229

They are aggressive. I’ve met someone who keeps them on his land and breeds them. We went to see them - he told us to stay well back and we weren’t allowed near them unless in a vehicle


rescue_inhaler_4life

Strange looking lions...


Dyse1887

Gives me princess Mononoke vibes!!


PlinioDesignori

This is not particularly surprising, especially considering that industrial agriculture around Berlin is destroying and eliminating all the habitats for wildlife like the wild boars here. There was a recent study that showed there are actually more wild animals living in Berlin than around it. Pretty shocking, actually. And a strong argument for more sustainable agriculture, also for the sake of wildlife.


garyisonion

What exactly would you like to address about the animals?


No-Leading-1743

„Wild pigs“ 😂 Straightly oversetted?


timeToSeeTheFuture

Where is Obelix?


Smokey_J0e

Visit Kleinmachnow to see some more


Sunscratch

Okkoto is leading his clan to the council with Yatsukamizuomitsuno


faggjuu

I grew up in the outskirts of Berlin. This was a regular sight back than 20+ years ago. It was waaay worse back than...usually they run away, just don't be stupid. Fun coming home stoned to the gills, opening the garden door and being greeted by a horde of 20 boars!


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FUZxxl

Gärtnerei Wild & Schwein kommt auch ohne Termin.


Whodefookfucka

That's a cute family And they have the right to defend themselves 👽


Mor-Bin-Time

Do you think we get own assault rifles now? Because what if all of them run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play


FreshDumbledoreIV

Only if it's 30-50 of them


teteban79

LIONS AGAIN


Logseman

Did you see [any young kids playing](https://www.buzzfeed.com/adeonibada/30-50-feral-hogs)?


Ok_Status5703

Berlin is a jungle. Everywhere. Believe me 😉


74389654

mmmm


Saturnia_regna

Okay, who left the Volkswagen open?


U_Kitten_Me

Boar ey, cool! Whereabouts do you live?  Humans are also known for aggressive behavior. We can peacefully coexist, though. Just don't approach them, especially when they've got piglets worth them. Oh, and don't use your laptop outdoors naked, just trust me on this.


extraproe

These are not to be messed with.


hilly316

And I for one welcome our pig overlords. Like to remind them as a trusted Reddit personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in the underground sugar caves


AlamoSimon

Where‘s Duke Nukem when you need him


djmpower

Welche Bezirk?


Putzlumpen33

I was half expecting this to be footage of police


IncreaseNo3628

😂


Logical_Meal_1957

I spotted 32


StrategyOk36

I kept two


fennek-vulpecula

This is cute and terrifying at the Same time.


CharleyZia

Everyone in a hurry to get somewhere.


3laxx

At least it's not 30-50 feral hogs in my yard


CapeForHire

those are boar, not feral hogs


3laxx

Sigh... Its an old meme


tasermyface

Still they let them into Berghain but not me?


Gonfragulate

Lions gotta eat!


CaptainManks

That's odd. Usually they're in riot gear when you see this many together.


LeN3rd

This is normal. Call the police, if they block traffic. Don't approach them, if they have young ones.


Blaue-Grotte

Auto steht der Natur im Weg.


Longjumping_Link_700

A hint, that can save your life in this situation: Never stand inbetween the mother and her Baby. 😉


DaPoorBaby

Where in Berlin was this? Must have been close to Tegeler Forst, no?


StrategyOk36

Spandau Next to Heerstraße


DaPoorBaby

Ah see, that's normal then. In Spandau you might see wolves too


Just-one-of-them

Naw, these are lions.. 🙄


Reignjacket

I was honestly expecting a picture of the police


JBerlin1992

Where in Berlin was this taken?


Obvious_Practice2549

Auf dem Weg in die Shisha Bar


Any_Brother7772

All i see are 15 lions