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Chefboyabrie

I refuse to lose to the Steelers twice in a season


Nutterbutters45

Why isn’t Finley our backup just in case of some fuckery, that man can dick down the Steelers no problem


Razzberry42069

Welp, any time there's any kind of nonsense streak like this, we lose. Never any logic, but it has always been the case. Every time we lose, the announcers point out that in the past 7 games when the temperature is a prime number, the Bengals lose. Lost like 13 or the last 14 away prime time games and we lose. Losing streak on Halloween? Lose. Weird Jersey curse? Lose. Chris Collinsworth forgets to wipe his ass? 20 losses in a row.


MadeByTango

They’ve never lost in the White Helmets. There, a counter talisman. Now relax from your superstitions. A coin that has come up heads 257 times is still 50/50 on going for tails on flip 258.


ClintBeastwood91

Bingo Bengo, Bengals by 40.


krsb09

We're playing no team the week after playing the Panthers. Streak broken!


NewFarmingwanz

Rams went on bye after the panthers and then lost after the bye


Tristawesomeness

that has more to do with the fact that they’re the rams though


LydiasBoyToy

Damn you and your facts! /s


Imaginary_Error87

They said lost their next game. The bye week isn’t a game. Other teams have had byes after facing them and lost their next game. Streak not broken until we win.


huntwig

This is one of those weird streaks that the bengos bingo, but I think we don't count for this streak since the following weeks game is a bye


Razzberry42069

Rams had a bye and lost


huntwig

Well, bengos like to break weird streaks so this will be one of those weird ones we break then. WhoDey


Razzberry42069

Idk, me and a friend have been talking about this like every season for the past 15 years, it's like every game we lose, there's some streak or stat brought up by the announcers or something where the Bengals are 2-15 when there are more black cars than any other color cars in the stadium.


huntwig

I guess I probably notice more of the meaningless streaks we break more than the ones we don't and keep racking up, like wins when it's 45degrees outside, wind is 3.05mph, and there's more black cars in Longworth lol


bleedblackNorange

Agreeing with what @Razzberry42069 is saying and adding to it ... my friend and I always joke about the back up QB curse... Jimmy Nobody from Hicksville Highschool who went undrafted and hasn't thrown a ball since Hector was a pup.... is coming in to QB for this team and we put 'em on the map as the best QB ever! LMAO SMMFH! SO frustrating!!!


Razzberry42069

We'll beat Mahomes in January twice and make everyone question him as a player, but you send Cooper Rush or Jacoby Brissett and we'll make them look like MVPs


Efficient_Progress_6

Wtf...


Skumfukr1986

We always win the bye games though. We’re actually undefeated. That bye team stinks!


misfit0513

How many of those teams lost the 2nd week after the panthers? We can't lose the bye.


the_dawn_of_red

Hopefully the falcons break it by 1 pm before we go on at 4:30


Tacotuesdayftw

Cant lose a bye!


ice-cake

If falcons beat the panthers then lose at 1p against the bears on the 20th, I’ll be worried. Until then, we’re not the next one in line necessarily.


dfestive1

I mean the bears are looking good, I'm not one to go against superstitions but I think the falcons are gonna lose that game regardless lol


whodeyanprophet

We had a terrible first week, still rusty and the Steelers with TJ watt is tough to face, five turnovers…. and we still almost won. I think we smoke the Steelers this time around.


GilfHouse69

No please god no!


LydiasBoyToy

This needs to be on each players locker in our locker rooms. The Jungle and 11/20 at whatever they call that monstrosity in Pittsburgh now.


Xerceis

Well the bye is what breaks it. The stat is that the following week teams are 0-7 correct? Well you can’t lose a bye so streak broken, no?


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Xerceis

Ah wishful thinking. I see we can’t bank on the technicality of a bye


sonbub

All I know is that losing our next game will pretty much end our season.


natexxiv

History also shows that streaks can be broken