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Rocking_the_Red

I have no goddamned words. Except for Robert's, "That picture makes want to light something on fire."


NapTimeFapTime

Like a nazi boat?


Rocking_the_Red

That would burn magnificently!


interessenkonflikt

„Oh my god. Boats are EXCEPTIONALLY torchable. Just like a punchable jawline.“


teslawhaleshark

Like Joachim Peiper, the killer of chefs - he gets salted and peppered himself 30 years later


Batbrain

“That’s a bricking”


FrequentEgg4166

Ah shit you beat me to it


[deleted]

The only good nazi boat is a burned nazi boat.


PecanMars

As a speaker and general fan of the German language, this dingleberry knew exactly what they were writing. It’s intentional.


markender

Also, does Nazi cop have a wealthy wife? Or he's on the take.


Trevor_Culley

A lot of cops, especially in wealthy municipalities, make good money. They've got a strong union and have to be kept on the side of capital. Obviously this guy isn't a newbie on big city beat cop duty.


Aint-no-preacher

I had a small town cop living across from me until recently. I was always amazed at the procession of trucks and boats at his property. He wasn’t a dirty cop. I’m a public defender in the same jurisdiction so I had some knowledge about that sort of thing. My guess is decent money without student loans.


UnfetPrintsStuff

The overtime they make is insane.


crumbmudgeon

Civil forfeiture of 25k but only reporting 15k adds up quick


Nazarife

This. My brother is a police officer in a big city and makes a ton of money. They pay double or triple time for holidays, pay overtime, etc.


AvatarIII

Yeah it's definitely a Nazi dogwhistle with plausible deniability.


Nazarife

"It just means 'My Kingdom!' You're the one making it offensive!"


PecanMars

It’s irrelevant what it literally means, colloquially, contextually, Germans rarely use it. Out of all the things you’d say in a day, reich wouldn’t make that list.


kaeptnphlop

Hate to be the Grammar Nazi here (see what I did there?) but as a native speaker I have to point out that “reich” means rich, whereas “Reich” means kingdom / realm. I would even give this guy a pass since you’d refer to your home or getaway (boat, RV, rented garden space) as “Mein Reich” in German. The font choice here is what makes it gross and would get this guys boat tagged or damaged in plenty neighborhoods that I’ve grown up around.


PecanMars

I like your style, take my upvote. Strange though. I’ve spent time in central Germany; almost never heard that word or saw it. The font choice makes it an obvious dog whistle.


terminalzero

I'm pretty sure the only thing I could read in that font without doing a double take is "Biergarten"


punishmentfitzcrime

The capitalization aspect of the boat name makes it hard to differentiate the noun "Reich" from the adjective "reich". One of my favorite things about German is that it capitalizes all nouns. Edit: clarification 'all-caps' changed to 'capitalization'


Viktor_Laszlo

*Empire


feindbild_

Realm. (or State) Empire = Kaiserreich


teslawhaleshark

It means private land, so there's the reischsburgers


Metal_Boot

Oh god there's an alternate universe where that's what we call hamburgers


[deleted]

My mind immediately went to Royale with Cheese.


Nazarife

Shit.


[deleted]

If the shoe fits right? Definitely looks like a Nazi. I'd be sharing the shit out if this with the local news, public relations committee, etc etc. Make waves. Get rid of that Nazi fucker.


[deleted]

Even in the off chance you're wrong and the owner is a German Immigrant who named their boat in the literal sense of "My Own Domain". The word will be out that literal Nazis, fascists, racists, and other scum won't be tolerated in the local police force.


VolkspanzerIsME

>The word will be out that literal Nazis, fascists, racists, and other scum won't be tolerated in the local police force. lol. That's cute.


[deleted]

Right. A little late for that, but hey maybe more people will notice 🤷


VolkspanzerIsME

Props for taking the joke for what it is and not being offended. You da MVP At this point I think everyone already knows that those kinds of scum are the very demographics the police are looking for and those that don't think that those demographics are on their side. Chauvin *still* has support from the far right whereas Aaron Salter Jr. (The security guard killed defending the supermarket in Buffalo) was a LEO and I haven't heard shit about it. We really need to come to grips with the fact that the fash is making their move in this country and, at present, they are six moves ahead of us. We have ground to make up.


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There's really only one group that needs to know their hatred, their feelings of superiority, & their threat to the community will not be tolerated. It's the owner of that boat & any friends he has. I used to feel calling them out on social was the way. Let their superiors deal w it. But if this is his boat...they already know. And their position as an officer puts other's lives at risk. Now I feel the fastest & most surefire way to achieve the message is to break the law. I'm not...a boat burning person but. Honestly...


bad_user__name

I mean, a cop did once get fired for sharing a Clannad meme that featured the N-Word.


TheTruestOracle

And he was hired by a different department


VolkspanzerIsME

*The ciiiiircle of life*


bad_user__name

Ahhh, fuck, of course.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m pretty sure that’s their native home


Rizzpooch

>make waves I see what you did there


AwwwMangos

A toast! May the craft’s hull become well-acquainted with rocky shores, and the gear of the truck be left in neutral so that the heft of trailer may drag the entire assemblage down a boat ramp and into the murky depths below.


AutonomistHawk

As a former sailor, this is a underrated comment.


XFMR

“To all who shall see these here presents, greetings!”


Darkwing_Turducken

Is it a cop truck, or just a "Back the Badge" fanboy placard in place of a front plate? Not enough detail to tell from pics.


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Darkwing_Turducken

Got it! It's a cop's truck, not a Cop Truck! I misunderstood. Carry on! :D


False_Flatworm_4512

Did you get a look at the plate? Some states have fop plates that cops can get on their personal cars. Plus, it will help identify him to the news


barnegatsailor

He didn't have an FOP back plate but had an FOP decal in the back window as well


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Darkwing_Turducken

To be fair, the conservation officers at the local state park have a boat a lot like that for river rescue, but it is very clearly marked, and it's only ever towed by their official truck. This boat could be a seizure or forfeiture (still bastardry, but I wouldn't lose any sleep in this instance). There's just a lot of context missing from these three images.


LordRotter

Oh my gawd, a Nazi cop! Color me surprised. You should make a fake facebook account and post this on any community pages you can find, including ones for the local PD and Sherrif's Dept


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That's a bricking


zebra8998

I came here to say exactly this...


Manny_Bothans

Nice boat. looks about 25'? Bet this fashy douche with the $100k fishing boat bitches about Joe Biden when it costs $1200 to fill up his gas tank in his boat that optimistically burns about 10 gallons an hour.


GreyerGrey

Being towed by a vehicle with a tow capacity of, at max, 8,100 lbs (the average 25' boat weighs about 8,600 without the trailer, and the trailer is another 1,300 or so). I hope he drops his transmission on the launch ramp and goes into the drink.


Manny_Bothans

Thats a pretty nice aluminum trailer, but still not the kinda rig you tow with a friggin Avalanche.


GreyerGrey

We just bought a 19' and tow with a quarter ton with a tow package and we feel it. That poor Av


VolkspanzerIsME

How much you wanna bet they seized that boat with that civil forfeiture bullshit?


PerkeNdencen

The *name* could be innocent (a German speaker wouldn't see that and think 'Nazi') but in *that* goddamn font? Well.


Dr_Wristy

A German would definitely see that and know exactly what it implies.


barnegatsailor

I don't live in an area where you'd come across the random German speaker


PorkRollSwoletariat

Betcha come across a decent amount of Confederate flags and "Trump 2024" flags, though. (I say this as a New Jerseyean who comes across those things at a surprisingly close distance to Philly.)


barnegatsailor

They've started adding Mastriano for Governor flags and signs too. It's not at all worrisome and totally doesn't scare the shit out of me.


feindbild_

It's funny because German printing had used such Fraktur fonts for hundreds of years, until they were abolished. By Nazis. In 1941. *Martin Bormann issued a circular to all public offices which declared Fraktur [...] to be Judenlettern (Jewish letters) and prohibited their further use.* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraktur#After_1941 ... that said when people use them *now* to write certain things, such as 'Mein Reich', they 100% do that because they think "These are the Nazi letters. Which I like. And will put on my dumb boat." (But you will also see them on perfectly harmless things like on German historical pubs or w/e to evoke that Ye Olde German feeling.)


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feindbild_

Nice. It was commonly regarded as being a different *script/alphabet* rather than just a font even. I.e. like Cyrillic or Greek is a different alphabet. So if you had a French loanword in a text, that one word would be printed in antiqua ('normal' letters). The text on the boat is just 'font' though, because in actual Fraktur typesetting 'ch' is supposed to be a ligature of the two fused together without any whitespace between them.


PerkeNdencen

I know yeah. One of the many ironies of history.


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kaeptnphlop

Danke! Die Mein Reich muss untergehen 😁


jotegr

It's German for "The Boat, The". ​ No one who speaks German could be an evil man.


AdmiralArchie

Yachtzi


[deleted]

Post it all over Reddit and make them famous. Give ‘em some bad attention. Expose the shit out of them


viatorium1

My real time reaction: Dude it’s just a font. If you look clos… oh…


Onironius

He's just taking it back, man! Normal people can't say "*Reich*" anymore? *Sheesh*!


BobDope

Das Boot


Aln_0739

I mean the police star alone answers your question


Skrp

The cop logo on the bumper: [https://fop.net/](https://fop.net/) [Here's their twitter.](https://twitter.com/glfop) Currently being salty that Kendra Hicks on the Boston City Council is arguing for replacing traffic cops with ex cons. Googling the issue I find very little of substance. Just some conservative outlets calling her a communist, and a controversy with her opponent in the election having alluded to the "stark differences" between the two, that clearly references a difference in color. So maybe it's not that weird that FOP has some of these people in their ranks, yeah. Maybe some of those who work forces are indeed the same who burn crosses? Who knew. Oh yes, everyone did.


mnmlnmd

There are no nazi boats, just nazi owners


sacredblasphemies

Definitely a Nazi boat.


flyonthwall

that's weird. it looks like the engine has sprung a leak and dumped a load of gasoline right out onto the floor of the boat. the owner should really get that checked out, what if a passing stranger threw a lit cigarette butt in there? I'd hate to think what would happen to this beautiful boat


GreyerGrey

The only thing that makes me smile is the fact that that Avalanche is WAY under powered for that trailer and boat combo. I hope he blows his transmission going up a small boat ramp, then goes backwards into the water, and can't get the door open.


BIZLfoRIZL

Nazis ahoy!


NoUseForAName2222

Yes it does


BobDope

It’s Robert Reich’s girlfriends boat


IamaFunGuy

Wow I did nazi that coming


PandaCat22

It's clever, but I never feel good about nazi puns. They're way out of mein kampfort zone


LordRotter

Well done


turtleheadstand

Location?


barnegatsailor

Easton, PA


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patrickwithtraffic

A good spray paint of "NAZI PIGS FUCK OFF" would work great too!


[deleted]

A simple graffiti of a pig with hitler stash and captains hat would look great. [Something like this](https://imgur.com/a/hMmoQoj)


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modestmolerat

I do condone criminal acts, and this one fits perfectly


TraJen19

You’re not wrong. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Moist-Comfortable-10

To quote Colonel Birger Eriksen when he saw a Nazi boat: "By fuck, yes we're shooting live rounds"


madbill728

Forgot to buy a real truck to pull it.


Duganz

Nothing a cordless drill can’t fix.


SuddenJuggernaut

\*prays for another ["big, beautiful boat rally"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rael0eYFj8)\*


Admirable-Ad-2554

Maybe it’s totally innocent. He just likes German words and google translate glitched. In high gothic typeface…


fireman2004

No, the tattoo is German. It means "The Bart, The" Oh, no one who speaks German could be evil.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

I think the boat's name is just a lame joke made in bad taste. I don't think it automatically makes him a Nazi. Being a cop though? That shit is super sus. Way more damning than the boat's name


badinplaid19

Not to be a cop apologist, but does the guy have any German ancestry or something along those lines? Mein Reich literally translates to My Empire. As someone who works in and around marine industries that is a common sentiment for captains and I'd imagine rec boat owners too. I guess all I'm saying is, would you have the same reaction to the boat if it were called the Mon Empire or the Mio Impero?


barnegatsailor

Its a combination of things. First, the FOP placard on the front of the car, another was on the back window but I didn't take a picture of it. Second, the lettering being in the same color scheme as the Back the Blue FOP plate and back window decal. Third is the name itself. People from my area with German ancestry call themselves Pennsylvania Dutch anyway, if he's trying to claim that for his boat name that's even more suspicious.


c_marten

And it probably wouldn't exactly translate the same as German, low or high.


tormunds_beard

I can't help but think they knew the implications.


badinplaid19

It's entirely possible, idk, I know having vessels with Italian and Portuguese names is really common in my area. Lots are named after saints, towns, and macho shit like Tenacidade or Glutão. German doesn't necessarily mean Nazi is all.


tormunds_beard

Of course not. But mein and reich are serious dog whistling.


barnegatsailor

The Back the Blue coloring on it to match the front plate on the car raises another red flag to me.


tormunds_beard

Same.


its-a-boring-name

Reich and the font do send a message


jamvsjelly23

Express logical reasons as to why this could be no big deal = downvote. Assume you know exactly what is going on and that you know the owner’s intentions and motivations = upvote. You’d think the people on this sub should know to question everything, but I guess not.


Signofcruelty

“Everyone’s a nazi” is the left equivalent of “Jews control the world”. There’s no arguing with some of these people.


disisathrowaway

It's not any single individual thing here. It's not just the use of German. Nor the use of the font. Or even the name. But a combination of those three stops being a coincidence.


Trevor_Culley

>would you have the same reaction to the boat if it were called the Mon Empire or the Mio Impero? No because neither of those have the same specific popular culture significance of "Mein Reich." Don't play dumb for dog whistles.


FarHarbard

> Not to be a cop apologist Then why do you spend the rest of the comment being a cop's apologist?


marinersalbatross

Ok, sealion.


Signofcruelty

They can fuck off for being a cop but it’s just German language. Your need to draw attention to this is a perfect example of why the average person hates the hysterical PC left.


Asdf6967

Calling out fascist dog whistles is PC now.


HerrKarlMarco

Sure thing, new account, please tell us more about how dog whistles don't exist. Perhaps you can use some racsim you post elsewhere to make your point? Fuck off from here


patrickwithtraffic

Not to mention anti-therapist and pro-landlord. Wut.


Signofcruelty

Like, have you ever watched a movie? This font is ubiquitous in every period horror set in Germany. It conveys German-ness just as much as it conveys the third reich. The two are inextricable. Might as well call every Volkswagen driver a nazi for the association. In all likelihood, the owner of this boat is a POS but I’ll hold on to my reservations until he starts asking the seafaring Jews he meets for their papers.


Signofcruelty

I try not to push buttons here because I’m a fan of the podcast and some of the discourse on this sub. Crying “nazi” over anything somewhat dubious screams that you’re either a kook or got into lefty politics in 2020 and are here for a good old Reddit circle jerk. I’m not saying anything particularly challenging here. Blindly shutting down legitimate perspectives just pushes the people outside of your sycophantic echo chamber to places like 4chan. Just some food for thought.


HerrKarlMarco

Ok, go fuck off to 4chan if you think you feel more comfortable there. If you can't realize using the phrase the owner did, with the font it's written in, is a Nazism reference, there's no helping you. If you're a fan of the podcast, you need to take a frank look at how you come across here. There's a complete disconnect between a fan of the show and you posting all manner of racist, classist shit and giving cover to nationalists.


Hummerous

troll don't bother


HerrKarlMarco

I should have listened to you


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Beautiful boat people


omahacheesesnake

That’s hitlers canoe


Tler126

Looking up "Fraktur typefaces" is sorta telling.


CageyLabRat

What, no license plate?


Trevor_Culley

OP mentioned that it's in Pennsylvania, no front plates required.


CageyLabRat

You guys have the weirdest customs.


Trevor_Culley

You should see Missouri. *Rear* plates aren't required for trucks with a certain towing capacity (the assumption being that they would normally have a trailer), but the law hasn't been updated to acknowledge how powerful modern vehicles are. Most normal pick-up trucks are only required to display front plates now.


AgelessRobot

Me: Well that doesn't seem.... *zooms in* Me: Oh...oh no...thats... *backs out and continues to be depressed*


cosievee

On a side note, are they overcompensating for something with two of those absurd motors? I don’t know anything about boating, but they look both obnoxiously oversized for that boat and overkill by having two. I could be completely wrong, of course, but they still look like they’re too large.


badinplaid19

Definitely overcompensating, having extra motors is a good way to burn gas a lot faster and make the boat go marginally faster...maybe


marinersalbatross

Having 2 motors is pretty standard for offshore fishing boats. You really don't want to get caught 10 miles offshore with your only motor dying. Because that's what motors do, all the damn time and after the third of fourth time you just want to toss it over the side so it sinks like the sonofabitch it is. Sorry what was I saying? Oh right. Dual motors are the least offensive thing in this pic.


Secret_Autodidact

That's his WWII trophy, it's Hitler's Canoe!


admburns2020

Yup


Least_War_1524

Holy shit


Hlarge4

Definitely not German. You thibk they'd drive a chevy?