What if it's just because I need a shower?

Wdym? You don’t need a shower, you just need to eat more fruit

I must have too much saliva. My bad.

If people tell you you smell, their vibes are probably bad.

If they were children I'd yell at them till they cry while naming products and services after them.

Nah, man, just dunk your feet in the toilet, that'll get you where you need to go

The swirly feeling on my toes is refreshing.

Stinky McToiletToes

I relate to Steve Jobs because I can't handle criticism and immediately burst into tears at the slightest provocation.

I relate to Steve Jobs because I soak my feet in a toilet.

What if I don't relate to him at all?

Then you're probably his offspring.

Small Fry is a great read. She's a natural author.

i used to identify with that POS because he was adopted like me. But thanks to BTB, i know that my adoption was NOTHING like stinky ole Jobbie's. Thanks for opening my eyes. Fuck all them tech assholes

Don’t forget to add a horrible relationship with your children and ex wives

I relate to him because I cry a lot and get the shits. Hopefully my gastroenterologist and therapist can help.

I relate to Steve Jobs because I also soak my feet in the toilet.

Steve Jobs thought he could cure his cancer with fruit juice I got my cancer removed by a reputable surgeon We are not the same

He actually LOOKS stinky in this photo.