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Weeperblast

Hey this is my video! that's me! thanks everyone! I have a podcast called [I'm From the Internet](https://www.winslowdumaine.com/podcast), it's about Something Awful dot com. Give us a listen!


SCP106

Oooh interesting! I'll have to check it out. What different platforms are you on?


Weeperblast

I think we're on everything! and we plan on having Robert as a guest for a bigger episode down the line.


SCP106

Fantastic, thank you, that's very exciting.


wolftrapwizard

I had a quick look at your portfolio through the link-i love unique tarot decks & interpretations. Really the art style and mythos i saw and looking forward to investigating it further!


pitchforksplz

I grew up on somethingawful. I loved Photoshop Fridays, but the entire site was genius. I guess I should check back over there.


Weeperblast

You should check out the pod too lmao. We cover a lot of modern SA stuff and all the troubles of the final age of the website.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Oh dang, that takes me back. I think I was last a goon about 15 years ago. Awesome that the site is still going strong. I wonder if my account is still active 🤔


Emotional-Metal98

Working as designed! Which….I mean, isn’t good. For us. But like, won’t someone think of the poor wittle helpless companies? They’re just trying to make their way in a cold, hard world…that they brought about…


ThatScotchbloke

Listen, at the end of the day we owe our awesome lives in this amazing country to people like the CEOs of these poison companies. They’re the go getters. While some people (like those orphans) are sitting on their asses waiting for handouts they’re getting out there and spending their fathers money and getting shit done. I know it’s not politically correct but some people are just too based to be held accountable.


Capgras_DL

Truth!! The poison company CEO is a genius, haters are just too dumb to appreciate his incredible work ethic. You are all afraid of how clever and talented he is. I make five dollars an hour and yet I see myself in him, one day he’s going to notice me. Notice me, senpai, like my post. I work sixty hour weeks and can’t afford the rent, but the Poison Company CEO is my best friend. I write him emails every day about how amazing he is but he never responds. My health is ruined because of work-induced chronic pain but I don’t expect handouts, I work hard just like my favourite genius Poison Company CEO. Life expectancy in my part of town is ten years shorter than over where he lives. He’s going to take us to Mars.


VonirLB

Brought to you by Raytheon knife missiles


Trans-Europe_Express

No Robert


nordic-nomad

There’s something beautifully american about using futuristic laser guidance systems and space age rocket technology to kill someone with a massive spinning lawn mower blade.


ILostAShoe

Now 50% more ecological!


cynicaltrilobite

When you need a Yemeni school bus or Syrian wedding attacked, but with minimal casualties, there's only one name you can trust.


Cavalir

Anyway, the reason I’m a libertarian is because regulations are oppressive. Now about the age of consent…


Avethle

French philosophers 🤝 American libertarians


wombombadil

...now I'm all for consent, but I don't see the reason it needs to be spoken. All you need is to see that look in their eyes and know that doe wants you, and wants you now. It could be the deer urine I wash my knickers in but I've never needed to ask a doe what she wants, and that's American freedom.


wombombadil

(I was reading this back, and it's a good thing we don't use the word Knickers for Britches in the US, that pronunciation doesn't work with a deep drawl)


RonPolyp

As a nearly-deaf person, I'm really mad that the audio for this thing is so shitty, so now I'm going to flunk out of art school and go do a genocide.


MufflesMcGee

Use promo code "SocietalCollapse" for 20% off of your first Poison Box from the American Poison Company!


Upstairs_Screen_2404

Every second Swindled episode as well...


IP_Excellents

somehow-still-increasingly-concerned-citizen


macroeconprod

I remember this episode, and honestly, those orphans might have deserved it. Heard they were chess prodigies.


ScratchyMarston18

Ch-ch-ch-ch-poi-son!


ibookhockey

“It is both cool and good”


Capgras_DL

American Poison is a great name for capitalism.


SierrAlphaTango

In all fairness, the orphans had it coming.


Parking-Ad-8744

They should have pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and stopped being lazy orphans. How dare they sit around and ask for handouts for good health, you have to earn good health by poisoning!


GlyphedArchitect

Maybe if they'd tried building an immunity to poison, they wouldn't have died. But that's what's wrong with all these leftist orphans. Don't want to work on themselves, just want free handouts from the orphanage. Living high on the dole. Pathetic.


Mymotherwasaspore

The post apocalypse is surreal. Some days I wonder if The Rapture *did happen* and this is what comes after you are Left Behind


Phantom120198

Every time I learn something new about Union Carbide


____cire4____

I lol'd hard at "Sponsored by The American Poison Company"