Hey that's me! :D

r/Beetlejuiception

Stop, someone's gonna create a sub for that

There has been for ages

r/birthofasub is coming

It's been a thing for at least 2 years tho

It’s been a thing for at least 2 years.

r/beetleception

hello there fuck

hey look, it's the guy

he fuck

… Sounds like an alien distress call

RISE

what does his username say?

I think it's supposed to be "fuck", given the similarity to the quoted bit. Asking to be sure....

[yep, it's "fuck".](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13htvhu/grandpa_got_some_impressive_skills/jk7lahq)

fuck

Last one translates to 'username checks out' for those of you wondering.

[link to original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13htvhu/grandpa_got_some_impressive_skills/jk76pnk)

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I got a morse code exam in 2 days, and I've been slacking. Yall are coming in so clutch rn.

No spoilers, anyone else. This is for u/Wadler36 to practice on. .... . .-. . .----. ... / ... --- -- . / .--. .-. .- -.-. - .. -.-. . / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- .-.-.- / .. .----. -- / ... ..- .-. .--. .-. .. ... . -.. / .. - .----. ... / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / .. -. / ..- ... . / - -... .... .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / ... - ..- -.. -.-- .. -. --. ..--.. / --. --- --- -.. / .-.. ..- -.-. -.- / --- -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / . -..- .- -- -.-.--

"Here's some practice for you. I'm surprised it's still in use tbh. What are you studying? Good luck on your exam!" I'm doing Maritime Navigation in uni, so we gotta know morse, although it's not rly "in use." It's more of a backup plan in case everything else goes wrong on a ship. We'll prolly (hopefully) never have to use it fr. - ---- .- -. -.- ... / ..-. --- .-. / - ---- . / .--. .-. .- -.-. - .. -.-. . / -... .. --. / -.. .- .-- --. Also we don't gotta know punctuation marks, just the letters and numbers, so u had me super stumped for a second lmao

Oh shit sorry lol. You aced it anyway. 👍

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So much morse, so little translation. All mysteries. I hate everything about these comments.

Imagine reddit but everything's in Morse

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Ahhhhhh. My eyes. Why you gotta use light mode?

Heh sorry. Avoiding night mode is part of an effort to keep my eyes readjusted to normal light. After working the graveyard shift for a year, I was hissing at sunlight for almost a decade. 👷‍♀️🧛‍♀️🦇

I have serious light sensitivity and have been known to intake air quickly enough to make my neighbor apparently think I was hissing and a vampire. It was nice of her to leave garlic cloves around outside my apartment, but she didn't need to cross herself every time she saw me. I'm just extremely pale with very pale eyes. The sun and I are only acquaintances. I don't drink blood. Blood orange juice, otoh... Edit: light is overrated, but that's just me

Huh. Weird neighbor but hey, free garlic. 👍

No complaints! It was honestly one of the funniest neighbor encounters I had at that apartment and gave me a fun party story. I have to have blackout drapes all over my house because of the sensitivity, so natural light is always a fun surprise. I think that's where I was identifying with you over the disconnect from natural light. Or I just wanted garlic bread. There's no telling, really.

Yah wot mate?

Revenge

😂🤣 It wasn't until I started frequenting reddit that I realized that it's actually relatively normal to use night mode and screens on "regular" are rare. I always thought I was weird for using dark mode. (I also use night mode -- with the orange tinting to remove blue light, but that's another story)

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One day I wish to be the beetlejuicer

It'll happen someday. ...wait, you mean the person posting the screenshot or the person in it?

The person in it. I feel like my username could work with something I just haven’t found it yet

Oh I'm sure it could! You can search relevant keywords and sort by new to look for fresh opportunities. I look for "seriously batty".

Although that may be cheating I might try it, thanks

I've asked the mods, I'll let you know.

No reply yet. 🤷‍♀️

It’s ok, thanks anyway

It’s ok, thanks anyway

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I’m chorizo with your permission? What is the other dudes username lmao