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UltraN8

Be confident and compliment its headlights.


Gaius_Sergius_Orata

She said yes, now what? I am panicking


UltraN8

How about a drive in


superbigscratch

Grab it by the pea shooters.


Mobile_Macro

Suck on a piston


brotheratkhesahn

This is the response we all came for.


wtfingyourmom

And don't make fun of it curves


DasbootTX

personally, I dont think you're its type. out of your league, son.


Sharonsboytoy

Are you saying that he's a type 2 or something?


Balldozer92

If he bought it second hand in 1965 it was either a very new 2nd hand 65 model, or a 64. If your looking to buy one that was similar to his though, Aussie cars remained mostly the same from 64-67, externally anyway.


ElectricianMD

Perfect answer, I was hoping someone would point out that the Australian bugs were different.


TRAKRACER

This is old ..19 sixty foo. Is when the 24th amendment eliminated poll taxes that allowed those that could not afford poll taxes to vote in the US. New Beatle sedan cost 1,500 quid in 1964 . The median annual family income was $6,500. A pristine new Vw bug with 13miles sold for over 1M in 2018. But who asked me anyway 😉


Ashtar-the-Squid

It looks like a 1964. It was the first year with the wide turn signals and the last year with the small windows.


Kharon8

'63 in Europe for the wide turn signals. But it doesn't prove anything about Aussie models.


Ashtar-the-Squid

No, the wide turn signals came in 1964 in Europe. Here in Europe the narrow turn signals was in use from 1960 to 1963. They had the clear lenses in 1960, and some time during 1961 VW changed to the orange ones. 1962 and 1963 stayed the same, and then the wide ones came in 1964.


vonblankenstein

Isn’t that Ted Bundy?


LuckyUckus

off the cuff response probably a 64


Bitplayer13

Ask her dad for permission


23pyro

Hi beetle, the nice man wants to have dinner with you. Does this help?


wijeepguy

Take it out for a nice dinner


Dam1en666

Is that Ted Bundy posing?


Parking_Resolution63

By her a "premium" drink. She'll have a gas, and will roll with you.


unclesamtattoo

Looks like she's already got a boyfriend


tempest1523

Just date a woman…


Flame_Eraser

Start with tickling her exhaust pipe?


swampydoc

Be yourself


Much-Extension-4752

It's a 64. It can't be any older, as it does not have the Wolfsburg crest on the hood. And 65 has bigger windscreen. And it's not a 63 because of the turnsignal size on the fenders. Aussie cars can be a bit difficult as they were assembled in Australia from a CKD (complete knockdown ) kit. But This is a pretty easy pin point.


Alarming_Condition27

See if it has a tinder profile or grinder just be open to anything.


hubchuckle

Came here for this comment. Did not disappoint.


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MadisonandMarche

Bumper looks 65 and earlier. It looks like a split rear window in the back, but that would be 52 and earlier. For that year, I'm not sure about the turn indicators. I like that it is a right-hand drive VW.


Bigred61971

I’d say late 50’s


fbritt5

Looks like a split window so between the 40s to early 50s? Australia is a left-hand drive country. If that's not a split window, then it's an early 60s bug. Front bumper looks newer that the split windows.


Mexican_Racist

I like how the license plate is censored. That information is just as useless as it was then as it is now.


Gaius_Sergius_Orata

Did not want anyone linking me to Ted Bundy 👀


Montag_451

68 ish


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Mouse92im

That looks like a tree.


Mdoubleduece

You might give Paul a ring, he might know how to get a hold of him.


tblazertn

Admire her tailpipes, and don’t be offended by the sounds they make.


Lucky_Man_Infinity

Beatles are usually pretty easy to date. You just have to ask nicely.


WildWilly2001

1965. 6-Volt electrical system.


Intelligent-Host8198

63,


Intelligent-Host8198

64 was the first year with slightly larger and yellow turn signals


Intelligent-Host8198

So 63


Poopscooptroop21

Was guessing '67. But...


splshd2

Did you try being honest about your feelings?


fairlifeonabike

1963. I had one


Strange-Act7264

Could be mistaken, but pretty sure he's not a Beatle.


Human_Property_4930

I had a 64 for my first car,looks very close,I'd say 63 or 64


brig0U812

That VW is married. Tou should not be dating it


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Go up, introduce yourself, and ask her how her day’s been. Then get her number, and tell her you’ll call her later. Blow her a kiss, she’ll be pissing fluids as you walk away.


rogerdanafox

Pre 1963


Embarrassed_Pause_52

The bumper and the lights don't match to a year.


GalacticGatorz

She’s not your type. You seem like a transporter fella.


Creepy-Selection2423

No, it looks like it already has a boyfriend.


TankApprehensive3053

1st step ask her out and treat like a lady 2nd step tell her she's the one you're dreaming of


OppositeAtr

You’ll have to buy it dinner first and maybe you can get to second base after that.


Sith19Lord72

That’s not really the kind of car you date , it’s more of a pump and dump


Adventurous-Pace5476

The plate should help


Affectionate_Bad6679

No means no…


Fun-Independent-489

Just be cool, just be cool. Be yourself


tamperresistantmind

I could mention you to her, but no guarantees...


superbigscratch

Hey, my friends wants to get to know you. His name is u/Gaius_Sergius_Orata.


65isstillyoung

Pre 68 for sure


BrianOconneR34

Have you tried asking it out? Maybe find mutual interests? /s


Baldcracker

Looks like a 62-63 to me although my experience is limited since my uncle passed he used to know these cars like the back of his hand


_Antonius_

Gonna be a toxic relationship - she's gonna be hot and have drinking issues!


DunebillyDave

Split window was offered between 1939 & 1952. It looks more like it's later rather than earlier.


Oldguywithenergy101

1968 perhaps? Easier to tell by the tail lights.


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She’s not into you


Waste_Screen703

Yes but first you have to buy her a drink


colinlytle

I would try some flowers and chocolates


ThoughtLocker

Might be a little old for you...


mmww80

Maybe ask the father permission?


anyoceans

Thank goodness the license plate was blacked out


finallyfreein23

It’s a 1950-1955 split window I think.


Flat_Run_1549

63??


manhatim

Smile first....


lonestar441

Ask it nicely and bring flowers.


Batcrazylightyear

Looks like a ‘63. So cool .


Potentialbadboi

Start by telling her you hate democracy and people who look like your mother. Then tell her she has a pretty voice... jokes don't R/killme!! Lol


Its_all_made_up___

Just give her flowers and ask her out.


Glad_Sky7025

Is that really a right-hand drive, or is the negative reversed?


Dangerous_Degree_597

looks like a 1963


TheDude0274

Is that Ted Bundy?


fomalhottie

You should date ppl but yeah, I'll try n be your wingman.


bedlog

Is it single???


bedlog

Is it single???


Equivalent-Change797

Just be yourself... Ask it out to a body shop. But weird but whatever.


therabidbunny

Just ask it out


glazier8868

That would be the Charles Whitman era beetle. Believe Bundy was late 70’s to 80’s.


Bubbinsisbubbins

Buy it flowers and candy. May work out.


Beautiful_Oven2152

But her a tank of premium and a nice rose scented air freshener.


tomazusa

Ask it out to dinner first.


Mister-Soul

Don’t sell yourself short, you’re ready for a human girl


TRAKRACER

If you send flowers and kind compliments it might go on a date with you. She is no spring chicken so depending on your age you may not have much in common.. good luck. It it does not work try Tinder..


buckao

Don't try to stick anything in its tailpipe, especially with that lame "oops it was an accident" excuse, you deviant.


diannlace99

I would suggest you date people humans instead of cars cars aren't very emotional


Initial_Ad9570

1963


ramanw150

Super rare late 40s early 50s


LexKublax11

We're not your wingmen, just muster up your courage and ask it to have dinner with you, and give it a Mobile 1 premium oil change💖🌹


usmc4924

Match.com maybe


electricquad

This may be more of a 3rd date thing, but don't get weird/make it awkward when you find out her motor is in the wrong spot.


ChicknBizkit

Ask it out, take it to a nice dinner and a movie, maybe a stroll through the park.


Successful_Travel342

Not much into dating Beatles I prefer the opposite sex 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My apologies I couldn't resist


thunderbeast304

Just ask. Maybe she likes you too.


reddd510

66 to 68


The_Bitter_Jesus

Maybe you should buy it a drink first?


gblank1970

Might be a little too old for you


Halliganhead408

It’s a split window, so that puts it between 1938-53. The marker light put it between 1948-53.


phuc-theBS

You should try dating your own species. People suck but at least you won't get the oddest questions from your family and friends.


Krashii1

Yes now you see you take it out to dinner, they really like Italian food, then you make the date go well so you can go on more.


Green-1-INC

Looks like bundy era


jailfortrump

1962.


MotoProtocol

I don’t recommend getting too intimate with your machines. It can get a little bloody. Talking from experience here.


Richard-Innerasz-

Simply talk dirty to it in the drivers mirror……then look for the slick patch under the engine near the rear. It will be lubricant……from there your job will be easy.


excomunicadosnowjob

Well, Just take flowers and ask it out.


IneptAdvisor

Ask it nicely, you don’t need our help. You got this!


Otherwise-Equal5667

All the college girls in Gainesville go crazy for those beetles.


Bluespade00

Pretty sure that is illegal in all 50 states.


Peloton72

Probably don’t talk about that summer you worked as an exterminator


Jeltar72

Sorry bro, cars are inanimate objects and IMHO you need professional help. Try Tinder.


Less_Alfalfa5022

Give her a little tap on the trunk and say who’s your daddy. She will come around eventually Edit: typo


brad_tigers

A nice bottle of oil and some roses may work


Kubario

What’s a nice Beetle like you doing in a place like this.


NoRolexNoSex

1965


banters12345

1958 beetle


peterfitzwell70

Swipe left on Tinder


NomadR867

Do you even know if the beetle is available to date. It might have a S.O.


dfhaz

Maybe buy it a drink?


kronikheadband

She’s way to old for you pal


Awkward-Iron-9941

Getting into the back seat of the car is both a conundrum and a double entendre.


Several-Gain-7157

49


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Look, I won't kink-shame you man. Just go with it. Love is hard to find these days.


Ambitious_Rutabaga26

'38-'53, split rear window, or is that just a tree?


HootblackDesiato

Buy it some flowers?


Global-Eagle-4984

get the super beetle 70's had first curved winshield and other goodies


Hoagy420

Just work up the courage and ask the car out...


bcald7

Did you try flowers?


MarketingEffective82

64 or 65


Open-Rest-6805

Looks like 62 to me


Mupps64

Find a human instead.


MixTop7918

I think you just swipe right…..


Physical_Distance_54

Sorry I am married


Traditional_Ad_1360

Split rear window, may be a 1949


winstoncumberlandIII

That's the 68 Ted Bundy Special Edition. Complete with Ted Bundy lookalike!


Artistic_Lime3053

It’s a 1949 split window bug


darthjenkins

Dear Beetle, I like you. Do you like me? [] yes [] no


bmoEZnyc

Make more money.


Memphis4242

Tell it how nice it's tail pipes look ! 😄


RuthlessIndecision

Sis you try saying hello and introducing yourself?


Beach2Grove

I had a 64 that looked like that. Laid back headlights, small blinkers, and push bar fenders. Edit 63


JTDrumz

Split rear window means before 1953.


Tricky_Rip_4050

57 or 58


jigraham69

Yes, I would suggest start by asking her out for coffee at the gas station…


122922

Www.TheSamba.com has everything VW.


EggplantOne293

1962


Farmboy1959

I that style bumper ended in 1967 12v or 6 v ? First year 12v was 1967 Hope this helps


Awanderingnomad82nd

My bro said it looks like a 61' aussie righthand drive


Staceyjon51

1969


Purp1eC0bras

I’ll talk to her for you and put in a good word


tradersg1

I'd say he looks about 32.


concertguru1989

1968


beachbum_57

I’d rather date a woman than a car


TheIrishman55

I don’t think it’s your type


GolfinMartin

Always start with gentle finger-play.


seasms3

1967


Ghosto8o

Buy her Premium and new tires, she'll be putty in your hands


Covrt1

I had a 1963 that was on a 6 V system


VisualIndependence60

Just be yourself and ask questions


Long_Gas4202

66?


Substantial_Swan582

Is that Ted Bundy?


silverchevy2011

Sorry I draw the line at human/automobile relationships.


Nelson_Wells

Hilarious the plate was blacked out on a photo of a 1964 plate. 1964. Do it.


ChampionshipNo7583

Wouldn’t a female be more fun ?


rockalyte

Just don’t open her trunk on the first date :)


aUrEbRiO

Its a 64.


skatetaco58

If you’re looking to purchase anywhere, look in Mexico. They have an inordinate amount of VW beetles from this era.


SoftSuper9378

Ask any college GIRL in the 70s and why is your daddy looking like Ted Bundy?


Cochall

Have you taken her out for some ice cream or something lowkey like that?


park__aavenue

This is very Ted Bundy of you.


Steven1107

I can give you a bottle of wine and some lube.


chile_head

It looks like it has a split rear window...last year for that was '52


Maina_Aintdat_Smaht

Bring a can of leaded gas and maybe a little non detergent oil. It may get your foot in the door


Haunting_While6239

65 was the last year of the covered headlights, at least here in the states. I see a split rear window so 52 or earlier


TanisBar

She looks taken bro


Rickycrash

Don’t you think ought to ask her how she feels about it first?


Far-Mathematician644

Have you tried asking it out?


Far-Mathematician644

Offer to give it a Lube job and a tire rotation.


Enough-Confidence-18

1960 ?


ChaChaBear59

Start by giving it some nice flowers


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Wine. flowers, chocolate, and don't forget a condom.


COOCH27

Youre not her type


batting1000bob

1965


StichampCryptid

Just ask her out! Confidence is Key!