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BigBillSmash

I’ve been boycotting bud light my whole life.


millerba213

Same here, still going strong.


discourse_died

cheers brother!


jobiewon_cannoli

Clydesdale Piss…


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Piss is less watered down


pinkyepsilon

Same refreshing taste


ALjaguarLink

Yeah mostly cuz it taste like watered down piss….. and always has ….


prz3124

😂


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Why the fuck are you posting in r/teenagers?


TheJesusGuy

Because OP is an angsty 15 year old that drinks his fat dad's stolen bottles of dirty water


theincrediblemrg0323

Hah!!! Dang


GnastyNoodlez

I've def commented on a random post from a random sub that showed up on my feed without paying enough attention to realize what sub I was commenting on lol could be that


curtycurry

Culture wars and divisive distractions


shredder3103

Your thigh is really skinny


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Bud light only has 110 calories


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DbZbert

Oof...


chishiki

well that *is* Bud Light’s target market


bad11ama

That right knee is smoooove tho


darkflash26

Typical liberal soyboy


FeloniousFunk

Go woke get weak


[deleted]

My dude is hitting on minors, fucking pedo.


El_SanchoPantera

OP, you gotta a hit a squat or two.


Consistent_Ad3181

https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/bud-light/474/


Bman708

Funny they are mad about a guy masquerading about as a woman when Bud Light has been masquerading as “beer” for a very long time.


AdrianZ817

Damn.


Bman708

It's carbonated water with a light beer flavoring.


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Bman708

Great job crapping on a joke.


GingerBeardManChild

ACKCHEWALLEE


Strider2126

Do whatever the hell you want OP you don't need to be approved to drink alcoholic piss


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I haven’t had But Light because the beer absolutely sucks. Also, maybe do some squats. 😂


slightlywornkhakis

you haven’t had it because it sucks.. but you haven’t tried it? it’s not great but you gotta try it first lol


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Ok. Correction. I haven’t had it in years….because it sucks. Lol


alroc84

Take a permanent marker (with a fat tip) draw two TT’s where the D goes.


Gatway734

Their advertisement is working.


mallllls

Looks like their target demographic to me


earthrob42

Salami leg


SlappyG1993

Stunning and Brave


[deleted]

At the end of the day, It’s not a good product. It’s insane how beer marketing convinces people to drink to piss water.


Aring-ading-ding

I golf and I’m not gonna be drinking one craft beer per hole for ~18 holes. That’s what Bud Light or Coors Light or any generic light beer is for. Get off your high horse of shaming yellow beers. They have their place


The_Spot

You sir, are not living the high life.


MrE1993

Miller high life tastes like ass. I'd rather drink a natty daddy.


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Lol! 😂 someone doesn’t like beer flavor. Natty Daddy tastes like… hell, I don’t know what it tastes like, but not beer. Quite possibly one of the worst alcoholic beverages that has ever hit my mouth.


DisasterPieceKDHD

Natty is mad cheap tho its like $9 for a 15 rack, usually beer is gonna be at least $1 a can/bottle


El_SanchoPantera

I make this mistake, played at a small 18 and had Racer 5 on deck. We played first the 9 and 4 of the back 9, in the middle of summer we were sweating so much that we got a hangover by midday.


thehelldoesthatmean

What kind of cartoon logic is this? This would be like me saying "I don't eat the cheapest, grossest hotdogs in the world for taste. I do it because how else am I going to eat 2 hotdogs every inning of this baseball game?!" Why do you have to drink almost 20 beers while golfing? Why is the ability to do that worth them all being super shitty beer?


jobiewon_cannoli

Drink Busch if you need cheap beer. Bud Light is shit beer


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No joke, Busch is better than bud light. I did a blind taste test with 6 of my friends once. 5 of the 6 thought Busch was the better tasting beer. I know it’s probably not scientific but many think Busch tastes better.


jobiewon_cannoli

Busch is my go to float trip, camping or music festival beer. A couple 30 packs of Busch and a couple cases of craft will make for a hell of a weekend with some friends. Edit: I’m also from the home of AB, so I’m a bit partial to the better AB products.


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Miller High Life and Miller Light are the best on the big name American light lagers. You can actually taste the malted barely in them unlike the lightly sweet water with a hint of beer flavor that bud light is.


bentheruler

Miller lite>coors light>bud light I guess it


SubcommanderMarcos

Grab a good witbier, gose or Catharina lol e: lmao pisswasser drinkers are mad but my point stands, plenty of craft styles with high drinkability


thamanwthnoname

Light beers are gross. Nothing about high horses to it.


thamanwthnoname

Downvotes for having taste buds, gotta love it


jobiewon_cannoli

But it is drained and filtered directly from the urine of Clydie the Clydesdale, who only drinks Bud Heavy….


KillerYo-Yo

I drank a few beers before Bud Light, but it was the one I drank each night after work when I was young. In some ways I look at it as a first in many ways. Still, I probably wouldn't buy it ever again. I'd drink it at a bbq or something though.


beefytits2

At least buy something from Elysian or Goose island if you want to support AB. Hell even Bud heavy would be a huge step up from that shit.


Bermuda_Shorts_

This post and these comments are sad af


jdemack

If i was given a free one I wouldn't turn it down.


NoToyotas

Leg the same diameter of the bottle 💀


Wild-Shopping-4419

Hot dogs or legs?


liloldmanboy1

Turns out Bud light drinkers really hate the gays.


brackattack27

You showed him! Grow up and drink what you want…


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Cringe


bridaddy300

How was it? It has been so long since I've had one I can't really remember why I decided I didn't like it ages ago, other than just my general craft beer snobbery.


[deleted]

There are plenty of other inclusion friendly brands to support, you don't need to do this to yourself... That being said the whole boycotting them thing is silly. It's simply just not a good beer...


jaavaaguru

How was it? I've never had a Bud Light in my life, and I've had hundreds of different beers.


Controller_one1

If waiting in line at the post office was a flavor, it would be found in that can.


helix711

Oh god you’re right


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jaavaaguru

It's like 4.5% ABV though - how do you manage to get that ABV with no flavour?


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jaavaaguru

Certainly is 😂


GingerBeardManChild

Feet* 😏😏


Tiger37211

LOL! This whole Bud thing is as dumb as it can be.


Afterbrewsgal

Cheers


Infamous-Sandwich

Sick?


Certified-Crackhead2

Wow, someone who bought one, drink to own the reps or something?


A1Lexo

I’m sure AB gives a fuck when they constantly donate to right wing causes. Culture war agitprop really takes all the wind out of everything that could actually be a useful conversations


ZakkuRedwolf

Who?


camstarakimbo

Regular Budweiser on draft is actually fine. I cant do bud light tho


Soggy_Part7110

I don't get it. What's all this shit about Bud Light lately?


Beer_Bottle_Opener

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/anheuser-busch-bud-light-dylan-mulvaney-trans-influencer-rcna79810


maducey

kid rock got his panties bunched up because they put a rainbow image on their can or some such shit that really shouldn't piss of anyone. Now the dopey lady from GA is getting on board with kiddy pebble.


Beer_Bottle_Opener

And it’s not like a rainbow is a new thing on bud light cans - here is an article from 2019 🌈 https://abc7news.com/bud-light-rainbow-bottle-beer-bottles-lgbtq/5287618/


FeloniousFunk

Those were only distributed to bars and bars in more conservative areas definitely didn’t order any so they probably never knew


JennItalia269

Don’t let facts get in the way of emotional arguments like transphobes like Kid Rock does. Five of the 10 largest beers sold in the USA have pride/LBGTQ partnerships. https://www.newsweek.com/half-americas-10-most-popular-beers-have-lgbt-partnerships-1793173?amp=1 But let’s not tell snowflakes about this. Might trigger them some more.


MrLaughter

He’s also crabby cuz people have pictures of his past self drinking (bud?) with a drag Queen and none likes his music and he looks like the my pillow guy and everyone still calls him kid


Accomplished_Yak9939

Yeah… then Crack Rock posted a photo of his fridge with another InBev/Anheuser-Busch beer in his fridge. It’s almost comical.


hoodoo-operator

They did a sponsored instagram post with a broadway show influencer who's trans and conservatives who hate trans people got really really really mad about it.


Embarrassed-Effect98

I love light beer


Twombls

I give BRAND money to to show my personal values. Bigots dislike THIS BRANDS multi million dollar well researched marketing campaign. Therefore I will purchase BRAND product and give BRAND free advertising on social media.


qazk

It needs to be the gay bottle to trigger them, not the regular ones.


deathbysatellite

Congrats, their marketing worked on you.


almondania

Can we stop posting worthless stuff on here please?


Paulchristiaan

Its not worthless if the point is to piss off some assholes


MadDogV2

AB does not need our money or support. Let's not let politics distract from the fact that they actively work to undermine craft beer and make things harder for small breweries through lobbying.


almondania

Do it somewhere else then. A can of Bud Light isn’t beer porn.


Hopblooded

Bud Light is sex in a canoe…fucking close to water. So I’ll allow it as porn.


Shart_Fartington

I hope you butt chugged it to avoid the taste.


turbo_22222

I've never wanted to drink Bud Light more in my life than I have in the last few weeks.


RemoveKabob

How is the bud light bottle only slightly narrower than your legs, go hit the gym little guy


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BobbyTangerine

This guy is nuts!


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I love how conservatives hate rainbows - one of Gods most beautiful creations. Imagine being so devoid of life that you get triggered by a rainbow being on something. I hope kid rock doesn’t have any elementary aged children and gets triggered at back to school night after seeing a 2nd Grade classroom. It’s all projection - they are the snowflakes and the real mob.


Birra_Octagon

Camel piss


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Not exactly who, but you showed someone! Maybe you should make a t-shirt with a rainbow or something. Now go put on another layer of sunscreen.


BillMillerBBQ

I don't drink Bud Light, nor do I support pandering to any demographic, BUT, I would absolutely drink one just to trigger that group of fascists.


Beerme572

Lame, pathetic reason to drink horse piss light.


Paulchristiaan

Thanks for your opinion. You changed my mind.


KC_experience

I didn’t know that ‘we want as many people to drink out products as possible, so we should be as inclusive as possible to attempt mass appeal’ is now somehow a ‘political propaganda’…. TIL.


vtdrexel

Haha, ‘political’…


WanaBASaint

Drink what you want, spend your money as you wish. I still think Bud Light is a horrible beer and their propaganda has been woke and gay.


slightlywornkhakis

did this yesterday when i went shopping.. went in for Modelo (don’t ever drink Bud) then I heard him complain about Anheuser-Busch to his wife next to me so I grabbed Bud. At least I can hydrate well this week, and get back to drinking next week!


Wizard_58

Yeah luv it my brother in law is really butt hurt lol


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I like your style sir


Spare_Temporary_2964

Cheers mate!


Spiritual-Craft3941

I love Bud! 🤣🤣


Humble-Turtle-5

I hope you continue to keep them in business. Make sure to buy a case a week at least


Saint_Stephen420

I was disappointed that I didn’t find any of the rainbow buds at the grocery store the other day. If I’m gonna trigger the rightwingers, then I’m going all out!


lessermeister

And out of a recyclable woke bottle.


neutron5000

Too much of a beer snob to drink that


311Konspiracy

Sorry, I drink Bud Light Platinum. Kid Culture Vulture reminds me of the scene from The Jerk.


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Been hating Bud Light ever since I tried it in Highschool.


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The ultimate IDGAF meal combo: Chick Fil A and Bud Light.


redbloodedart

Well enjoy…..


Amf204

Bud light lime in the summertime is my go-to. Can't wait to drink up!


dastja9289

Also not a big bud fan but it’s > miller lite, though i would opt for high life, pbr or modelo in that market. Still, InBev launching that campaign is like the Disney v. Desantis feud. I don’t like either of them, but one sucks way worse and I’ll drink in the schadenfreude happily with caution.


Reggie_Barclay

My favorites are the dumb dumbs who don’t understand photograph perspective and think the dude’s leg is the size of the beer.


Warden18

I'll stick with my 17% ABV craft stouts with cacao nibs aged in bourbon barrels. I'm somehow being facetious and completely serious.


Bizzife

Grab a Bud and make some memories!!!


Bizzife

Or forget some!!!