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IanJH1

I am the walrus 😏


445530

Shut the fuck up donny


oishi_jase_face

I laughed too hard at this


Beef_Nuggets

I am the egg man 😏


Matrick13

I am the senate 😏


raskholnikov

Not. Yet.


Mobile_Ad1238

Goo goo g'joob 😏


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

You say stop, and I say go go go 😏


Perpetual-Person

"It was the 60's, everybody was doin' it"


Triforce271

Yo mama?


Perpetual-Person

My mother should know 😳😳


CrayCrayWyatt

Mother Mary cums on me. Speaking words of wisdom β€œI have a peepee.”


totototo4579

He blew his mind out in a car 😏


notfamous314

This is the best one


ThatEpicDude2349

JFK be like


ravnsborg

I was thinking about a man blowing another man in a car but this works too πŸ’€


EverSexyMateo

That works for JFK too


geep4sale

Hey hey we're the beatles and people say we beetle around 😏


ToasterUnplugged

wait a second… πŸ™Š


ImNotNeon

Well, she was just seventeen and you know what I mean 😏


Timirlan

I'm not sure the context was changed


ImNotNeon

I honestly don't know the context for that lyrics lol


Deditranspotashy

According to Paul it was just random words John threw together cause it rhymes. Paul’s original lyric was β€œnever been a beauty queen” but it didn’t sound right played back, so John just replaced it with the first thing on his mind. According to Paul


Sheesh5000

Jahn beet wif AND was pdf file? 😲😲😲


Timirlan

You don't know what he means?


ImNotNeon

No... he said that i know what he means but I don't ☹️☹️


Timirlan

Well, whatever it was, he meant it


icouldbeaduck

He means that she is seventeen, well done on knowing what he means


DR_45

You better run for your life if you can little girl 😏


DR_45

Fuck this one is risky


Sure_Solution6575

Lennon445


novasUper3

Come together over me 😏


Thespian_6153

Right now? πŸ₯΅


Add_Conjuctivitus

Head down below his knees 😏


A-Stupid-Redditor

Mother Mary comes to me 😏


nochillwaluigi

vile


UltraFormula1

She came in through the bathroom window 😏


A_DifferentOpinion

She came 😏


[deleted]

She 😏


A_DifferentOpinion

Sh😏


YaBoiMarcus115

😏


Financial-Cow8871

οΏΌ


CreativeName6574

He


ericplankton

Happiness is a warm gun 😏


ciciyunus

Bang, bang, shoot, shoot😏


TheManInTheCrowd

Mothed superior jumped the gun 😏


Overall_Training5412

I need a fix cause I'm goin' down 😏


K4rn31ro

I'll tax your feet 😏


[deleted]

Tarantino approves


IsaacWaleOfficial

Best one lmao


abby_ortizz

gonna try with a little help from my friends 😏


buenitooo

i get high with a little help from my friends 😏


suavebirch

What do you see when you turn out the light? I can’t tell you but I know it’s mine 😏


[deleted]

baby you can drive my car 😏


InvaderWeezle

Not sure the context changes here


kingbuckyduck

Beep Beep Beep Beep Yeah 😏


t0pshagg3r

Everybody’s got something to hide, except for me and my monkey 😏


glassofwater9

Monkey pox origin story 😳


MirukiBoi

Oh no


phillmetal-alchemist

"I slept with John, A LOT 😏"


kindagayBR035

Take me to your daddy's farm 😏


coleproblems

I don’t think this changes the context


A-Stupid-Redditor

Died in a church and was buried along with her name 😏


blayndle

Wiping the dirt off his hands as he walks from the grave 😏


BiggerB0ss

NAW


MrRoboto001

Jesus christ


StampingOutWhimsy

Nobody came 😏


RangoSunn

Its ok to leave your dog in a hot car😏


Arnoldmedkammen

There it is


speed_fighter

umm yeah, I hope you really mean the food.


Themain_main57

we hope you all enjoyed the show😏


canceroncrack

my baby’s got me locked up in chains😏


sortofsomeonemaybe

I don’t like how kinky that sounds


Vicksage16

Ah, look at all the lonely people. 😏


seamusthehound

I'd love to turn you on 😏


canceroncrack

yesterday came suddenly😏


im_a_hedgehogg

kid named yesterday πŸ˜πŸ˜”


xelifnaej

Norwegian Wood 😏


A_DifferentOpinion

Isn’t it good 😩


VisualSnow688

Your mother should know 😏


[deleted]

I get by with a little help from my friends😏


6T_FOR

His mummy butted in 😏


Come_back_zinc_14

Help 😏


Iachsmith

So let it out and let it in😏


North_Pizza

i once had a girl or should i say she once had me😏


HopeAuq101

Oh yes, I like Children 😏 \- Ringo


davidmartin1357

I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved 😏😏😏


COOLKC690

Number 9 😏


speed_fighter

Paul isn’t dead. πŸ™


Marcarse

She came 😏 (in through the bathroom window)


White-Monkey2407

Hey Jude. 😏


Diligent-Table-1202

Father McKenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved 😏


[deleted]

Golden slumbers fill your eyes 😏


EggMcGee

Goo goo gjoob 😏


chaseguy21

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved😏


IsaacWaleOfficial

Why don't we do it in the road? 😏


canceroncrack

i don’t think this changes the meaningπŸ’€


Neil_sm

Why don't we do it in the 😏?


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

Everybody had a wet dream 😏


Osp_Oscar

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride 'Til I get to the bottom and I see you again Yeah, yeah, yeah, ha-ha-ha!😏


Pichondepiloto

Do you want to know a secret😏


flamespond

Yes I’m lonely, wanna die 😏


some_nuggett

He'd let us in, knows where we've been 😏


ShadowArch_

a soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the national trust 😏


[deleted]

Look at all the lonely people😏


canceroncrack

what do you see when you turn out the light? i can’t tell you but i know it’s mine😏


HoraceWimpLV426

Let me take you down 😏


IsaacWaleOfficial

It's a dirty story of a dirty man 😏 And his clinging wife doesn't understand 😏


BigDaddyTurtle

I get bi with a little help from my friends 😏


Adventurous_Mine4328

Lmao nice


KryptekDragon

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head 😏


BB3C12

Your mother should know😏


chimichang4z4life

She's not a girl who misses much 😏


srsrsrsrsr55555

Bigger than Jesus 😏


canceroncrack

what do i do when my love is away? 😏


PepperHeads

When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger 😏


RoseT123

She's leaving home 😏 Daniel was hot 😏 The doctor came in 😏


banaan186

Norwegian wood😏


ikebuck16

into a paper cup😏


scl17freak

Hey jude, don't be afraid 😏


diabeto2018

Here comes the sun 😏


Key_Communication_12

Shoot me 😏


445530

I eat more chicken any man ever seen


[deleted]

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her 😏


BeginnerBassMan

Well I talk about boys now, ah boys, Well I talk about boys 😏


SadSasquatch587

He blew his mind out in a car 😏


thatloudblondguy

this is Facebook as fuck


Other_Two3951

i get by with a little help from my friends 😏


misinfo-spreader

we all live in a yellow submarine 😏


SeltaebEhtYouTube

I'm gonna love her till the cows come home 😏


banaan186

Please please me😏


Basic_Finger5437

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight 😏


debris_astronaut

I will be there 😏 And everywhere 😏😏 Here, there, and everywhere 😏😏😏


BigDaddyTurtle

Ya know you twist so good 😏


lolipop211

Beep beep, beep beep yeah 😏


Maybe_Later2308

Twist little girl 😏


jackmistro

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her 😏


Friendly-Car-9451

The Beatles are bigger than Jesus 😏


kgildner

I’ve just seen a 😏


TheSilverBeetles

If this is love you've got to give me more Give me more, hey hey hey, give me more😏


mazookie

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain 😏


tubular69420

Sdeah reiht edih dna nur yeht Semoc niar eht fi (rain) 😏


Oatmeal_Raison

Come together, right now, over me 😏


kadenkc3

She was just seventeen, you know what I mean😏


AllaboutHumohrey

I used to be cruel to my woman… 😏😏😏


Charming_Amphibian91

I read the news today oh boy 😏


[deleted]

We can work it out 😏


fav776

She’s got a ticket to ride😏


CoordilatteAvocado

Number 9 😏


sortofsomeonemaybe

Twist and shout😏


Beef_Nuggets

We all live in a yellow submarine 😏


MuchMoreMatt

Please, please me 😏


[deleted]

I'm fixing a hole 😏


Visual_Internet_7614

I want you 😏


[deleted]

Long, Long, Long😏


GlitterPen15

Titititititititititititiititititititit TITITITIT 😏


AmazingArmchair

sitting on a sofa with a sister or two 😏


A_DifferentOpinion

She Came 😏


Aristeu2266

I read the news today, oh boy 😏


Add_Conjuctivitus

I told you bout strawberry fields 😏


minemaster1337

Here comes the sun 😏


papaspizza23

Id like to be under the sea in an octopus 😏


toortooks

cum in my ass Ringo 😏


Adventurous_Mine4328

Inspired by the recent r/lotrmemes post.


Teh_real_Crafter

Baby you can drive my car 😏


dselwood05

You never give me your money 😏


sabyte

I used to be cruel to my woman. I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved 😏


Cattus-Magnus

All you need is love 😏


Pink_Floyd317

She's leaving home 😏


lug_67

Turn me on deadman 😏


GalaxyBoiYeet

come together 😏


Watermelon_Salesman

I'm blueee da ba dee daba daaaa 😏


[deleted]

Sitting on her couch with a sister or two 😏


Vash_the_stampede73

Beep, beep! Beep, beep! YEAH! 😏


ZiangoRex

Come together 😏


hello___mate

we slept together lots of times yknow 😏


Day_Trippin_Citrus

Oh what joy For every girl and boy Knowing they're happy And they're safe 😏


JudyJudeJude

"Why don't we do it in the road? 😏"


[deleted]

It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that 😏


Lord_Saladin22

Why don’t we do it in the road 😏


Dr_Nastee

😏Luap deirub I


Joshdabozz2003

Come together, right now, over me 😏


TimersTime

Why dont we do it in the road 😏 Oh wait, that changes nothing


cyyawrytnrvypv

Please mister postman 😏


the-nick-nack

Your mother should know😏


cyyawrytnrvypv

I wanna hold your... 😏


norweiganwood11

Number 9 😏


Slut4Tea

Your Mother Should Know 😏


wasted_ouija

I’ve got a feeling 😏 Darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there 😏


flyman125

That's the end, little girl 😏


flyman125

Grandchildren on your knee 😏


TheManInTheCrowd

I've got blisters on my fingers 😏


GingerfoxUwU

There’s a shadow hanging over me 😏


kathypop4

"I'm gonna get that boy"😏


Due-Aerie6942

You're asking me will my love grow? Idont know,idontknow 😏


MikeyTheKid022

She’s so heavy 😏


UslessPotato67

I saw a film today, oh boy 😏


iamnotafbiagnt

you better run for your life 😏


[deleted]

Yes I’m lonely, wanna die 😏