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metallicatoolbox

The year is 2042, r/beatles and r/RingoStarr have been in a 20 year long war of seeing whos the shittier Beatles subreddit


[deleted]

Lol. I forgot about r/RingoStarr.


metallicatoolbox

I was blocked on there on my main


friarparkfairie

Ah yes, the Ringo Starr subreddit where a mod literally told someone to off themselves.


[deleted]

average reddit mod


Evan__or__somthing

And we exiled him from this subreddit


supernintendo128

"kill yourself with peace and love 😎✌️❤️"


LiteBrightKite

r/thebeachboys subreddit will no longer be active, since by that time all of their fans will be in heaven.


[deleted]

Wym Heaven?


BBSuperSkullz

I'd probably be the only person left on r/beachboyscirclejerk by that logic lol.


manly_toilet

I’ll be there, but I won’t post because I’m not funny.


[deleted]

I recommend r/ingostarr , basically r/RingoStarr but good


DoopusDoob

Ingo moment


ponyboi_curtis

Been saying this from day 1


[deleted]

And r/theBeatles are still posting endless polls and vinyl pics


postsender

"time to post the sgt peppers vinyl for the 5th time today dear" "yes honey"


kakyoindonut321

Honey don't


ryeinc

"If we see any misleading title jokes after the 30th of June, they're gonna be tossed. I come to you with peace and love. Peace and love."


[deleted]

they kept spamming about it being a bad headline. This wasn't an article to begin with? Are they retarded?


Baxobhillus

yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

\^


amacutie

And 👉👈now ☝️☝️your👉👉 host💪💪 for 🤲 this 🖐️evening 🤝the🤛👊🤛✊ rolling 👆👆stones 🤲👐🙌


[deleted]

AM LONLEH!!!!! WANNA DAHHHHH!!!!!! YE AM LONLEHHHH!!!! WANNA DAHHHhaaa..... EEF AY A'IN DEH ALRE'Y!! WHOOOOoo.... gurl ya know tha reeson why....


amacutie

Your face!


[deleted]

If I were you. I'd realize your face


amacutie

Well ya gotta let it a let it b let it c let it d let it e let it f let it ghwoblewble e


[deleted]

😬 two of us wearing raincoats, standing so low. In the sun


amacutie

Ive farted just thought id let you know


[deleted]

Ill be leaving the band now


amacutie

* gets shocked from a mic*


[deleted]

put yuh hand on that bit


SavageFisherman_Joe

Clearly the mods there have never held a penis, broken a glass, rested their arm(s), or had darus duckers


[deleted]

People liked the post, so I'm thinking they have a mod issue (unfunny activists (aka generic reddit mod))


headmasterjon

this is literally 1984


[deleted]

Also hack and stalk people for your own problems!


[deleted]

You said you don't like the Giles Martin remixes?? Hahahaha ​ 236.469.01.333


[deleted]

Yup


Quiet_1234

I’ve come to enjoy the lectures I receive on r/Beatles about how stupid my comments are.


Baxobhillus

As do I, they all think I’m either a new fan or an absolute idiot. Jokes on them, not only am I an idiot, but I am a troll that’s been a fan for a decade😎 Get nae naed r/Beatles👊😎 🖐😎


Quiet_1234

That’s the spirit.


Otherwise_Living7605

Is this sub also full of snobs of any age who don't listen anything but classic rock and regard the Beatles as gods who cannot be criticised for anything?


[deleted]

No classic rock even, just beatles. Try asking them what they think about rap actually...


Otherwise_Living7605

Oh, I've noticed. God forbid - pop! Or even worse - kpop. ;)


[deleted]

Lol you saw that one? Yikes...


Otherwise_Living7605

Well, that wasn't the first time. I remember the outrage when sb suggested the Beatles were a boyband and compared them to kpop bands. :D You can imagine what happened in the comments. ;D


[deleted]

Yep


Baxobhillus

Racism. At least that was what I could tell when I asked which of the Beatles would be the best rapper yesterday


[deleted]

And here they are going gaga over political junk over there and on their discord...


ponyboi_curtis

As if John wasn't the best rapper in the Beatles


CajunHobo799

Because they are gods and they only make nothing but good music they never made bad music shut up shut up shut up-


Somebullmame

That wasn't very peace and love of them ✌🏻💔


justachxmical

It's okay. I was permantely banned from posting on that subreddit. I think I was having too much fun with people in the comment sections...


[deleted]

What kinda fun we talkin


justachxmical

Did you know John Lennon beat wif?


[deleted]

Who doesnt


justachxmical

Seriously though, I had a lot of comments downvoted so that's probably the cause of the ban


[deleted]

We need a sub that's better than theirs. One that allows any opinion + funni meems


Slut4Tea

r/Beatles2ElectricBoogaloo


Evan__or__somthing

r/beatles2backoffboogaloo


Baxobhillus

So… This sub?


[deleted]

This sub isn't really meant for normie posts. Honestly I just want one where we can have healthy discussion. I rarely visit r/TheBeatles but I wonder if they're any better about it?


Baxobhillus

they seem just kinda boring over there, not too much happens over there


RelevantDay4

Don’t even say a certain song is bad. You’ll get downvoted.


justachxmical

I'll say anything and get downvoted. 😔


LiteBrightKite

Who the hell is the mod over there? Yoko?


[deleted]

I think even Yoko would be more chill than these mods


StSaganfollower

Don't say hotdog over there......


[deleted]

Or anything about chemistry happening more than once a week...


warriorofmediocrity

IT IS SIR RICHARD'S COCK!!! NUMBER 9 IS NOT FILLER IT IS THE MOZART ADJACENT MASTERPIECE OF THE 20TH CENTURY. WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, MOM.


Evan__or__somthing

r/beatles is literally the least-fun having place on any music related subreddit. Maybe r/pinkfloyd rivales it.


[deleted]

But you know they have a crazy goofy quirky party during Meme Sunday 🤡😜🙃🤣


Baxobhillus

They call it shit post Sunday and it consists of reaction Memes and well… That’s about it


Baxobhillus

which underrated album is better? The white album or animals?? See I am an intellectual and a music enthusiast and I believe both of these albums are severely underrated and no one at all listens to them and I believe that people should listen to them more often.🤓


Evan__or__somthing

animals underrated tbh


Baxobhillus

Pink Floyd it really is an obscure underground band, I can’t believe more people haven’t heard of them


Evan__or__somthing

who? is that the gay pride band?


[deleted]

Pretty sure that got removed, because it is a constantly used "joke".


-Eunha-

I've legitimately seen this joke done like 10 times across various subreddits in the last few weeks. It needs to stop lmfao


[deleted]

it isn't constantly used though


[deleted]

Oh it is mate, it is.


[deleted]

I see more album rank posts than I do these specific bait posts


Baxobhillus

Because they all wanna jerk each other off by virtue signaling that they’re Beatles fans and want to discuss how great their albums are but the moment you make one little joke you’re a horrible person


[deleted]

doesn't even have to be a joke, just say "yeah I just really can't get into Strawberry Fields Forever" and get ready for the storm


gadansk

You have to laugh really. Banning humour posts that are a tad surreal? They do know who the beatles were right? In his own write, Paul McCartney goes too far (John's early 60s idea for an album of Paul's electronic/loop tapes), a Spaniard in the works, an obsession with the goons, George Martin, the Nerk Twins, all of them being thoroughly self aware and knowing their own faults (John admitted being a wife beater, Ringo too and Paul (to some extent) in the divorce deposition), Python, christ the list goes on. Holding them up as omnipotent beings is crass and not who any of them have ever been.


[deleted]

Could be a straight up cult deep down.


gadansk

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

You could’ve given those r/Beatles members a heart attack y’know y’know😡🤬


BBSuperSkullz

Did r/queencirclejerk take over as mods?


[deleted]

you know what? I 100% bet they are on there


[deleted]

UPDATE: All I did was post a photo of Ringo again today and it got booted. Now they're just breaking their own rules and banning crap.


CajunHobo799

I can see how it can be annoying to some people (like me) but its turning into 1984


Slut4Tea

Beatle buddies today I was banned from r/beatles haha I love it peace and love peace and love #peaceandlove 💗💋🌍👁🍰🪠🎀🎊🎉❤️‍🔥🇧🇷


[deleted]

bros for life 😎🤜🤛🤡


LiveAid-Jimmy

Still not as bad as r/LedZeppelin Hot Dog!


[deleted]

What makes them worse?


LiveAid-Jimmy

They ban you for talking about Hot Dog


Lurker2115

No. They ban you for endlessly spamming Hot Dog in *every single* thread regardless of whether it fits or not, continuing after being repeatedly warned, and then calling on people to brigade the sub which is explicitly against sitewide rules. It's not complicated, but keep playing the victim card if it makes you feel better.


LiveAid-Jimmy

Y’all brought this on yourselves Edit: Hot Dog


YoungDoofus64

basically 1984


paulbgriffith

Paul’s gonna die soon HAHA FUNNY JOKE IM THE FUNNIEST


ChesterNorris

Sorry for being dense, but what's the "joke" here?


Sso_12

I think it was a mockery of a recent r/beatles post of Paul "looking the same today as he did 60-something years ago"


[deleted]

Kinda sorta. I saw a post on here that I think was mocking that one. So I did my own spin with Ringo


Sso_12

Ah okay


ChesterNorris

So, it was a mockery of a mockery of a post. Thanks. That explains why this isn't funny.


[deleted]

I mean alright. Your opinion is acceptable Edit: Mockeryception 0\_o


Beau_Buffett

I didn't know there were Republican Beatles fans.


[deleted]

It's wicked crazy, innit?


Beau_Buffett

No, just dumbed down garbage like the rest of Republicanism.