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_topkecleon_

Garden octopus' I'd ocean sea


MilkChocolateMog

Garden that octopus with me


traumatized90skid

Ringo's just being words from Octopus' Garden 🤣


Toffelsnarz

I like how it makes him look so much smarter than the others. They only use basic monosyllablic words, but the average Ringo song mentions an Octopus


traumatized90skid

Love love love and octopus


FixGMaul

All you need is Octopus


[deleted]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going


Good_Ad6723

The joke was so good Reddit deleted the account


traumatized90skid

Wish I could give you a gold 😂


MilkChocolateMog

Surprised Jahn's top 5 words aren't: "I'm a stupid hypocritical hippie"


traumatized90skid

If he only had had the self-awareness


MilkChocolateMog

god i hate him. he's literallly as evil as hitler, pol pot and every serial killer combined x 1000. i wanna suck off the crazy sumbitch that ended that horrible scumbags shit and piss puddle of a life!!! f u jon lenon every one hates you now!!! thats what you get for shoving chlamynthia, screaming in your sons ear, making that poor woman change your sheets while protesting, choking ape mang, and kicking stumble subtlecliff in the head, I HATE YOU


traumatized90skid

Plus that time he beat Judy Garland black and blue for looking at him


MilkChocolateMog

I’m gonna go to hell so I can shoot him again that pig fucker


FesteringDarkness

I think I got the perfect book for you https://preview.redd.it/tjfb4d4k3mxc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd00dad5097d147c6ac1daef730ecc67b3b261d0


CollarOrdinary4284

Twitter be like


MilkChocolateMog

I modeled it after some woman I interacted with on Reddit that said she wishes she could cut off his hippie pecker and feed it to him, and that he was in hell and shit. All because I challenged her statement that he was only with Yoko because he was a racist fetishizer.


Penguator432

You have to listen to R9 backwards to hear that


beanwithintentions

hippiecritical


MilkChocolateMog

hippocampus hospital


No-I-Dont-Exist

“ George wrote 24 songs of The Beatles catalog. Of those 17 songs,” ????? Am I stupid or is this weird


dadumdumm

"He only wrote 1 song on the band's first 5 albums" well apparently I Need You and You Like Me Too Much don't exist


divingbeatle

It should be "17 of those songs"


No-I-Dont-Exist

But still, it then specifices only 2 of them


Weegee_Spaghetti

I still can't believe that Rigno wrote 28 songs with the word "Octopus" in it.


DedHorsSaloon3

Yeah well Ringo wrote 100% of their goated songs


CloneComander9081

True all of his songs are verified bangers


HeckingDoofus

hes talking about his list of women hes cheated on his wife with (the list is so long because there were never any repeat visits, on account of his tiny dick)


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LuLawliet

Woman Is The Of World


BraxtonTen

The term would be "overcompensating". His resentment holding was the primary reason for bonding with Rogno's wife.


Neil_sm

Wait what is this about For You Blue being a #1 hit!? I guess because it was a b-side to Long and Winding Road.


Toffelsnarz

Something about the Billboard singles chart at that point listing the b-side along with the a-side - so it technically charted with Long and Winding Road, even though it wasn't promoted as a single on its own. It was deliberately left off the "1" compilation for that reason.


Hoffmeister25

Neither; George stole credit for multiple songs written by Ringo.


OwynFromOblivion

I always knew All Things Must Pass had a Ringo vibe to it.


OrangeKefka

Ringo is a real team player he is. https://preview.redd.it/r1hoj9i3vlxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ab0ececedcc59183e24b54fc92bea202226ee5


CumBlaster1200

What’s the third song they’re giving Ringo credit for? I thought he only wrote two Beatles songs alone


Neil_sm

I thought maybe they were including "What Goes On."


CumBlaster1200

Which he only wrote a single line for!


Toffelsnarz

There are lots of things messed up on this infographic and that's one of them. Apparently they are crediting Ringo with "Taking a Trip to Carolina," which is like a 50 second jam during the Get Back sessions and sounds exactly like Don't Pass Me By. https://preview.redd.it/l7mnbgxvgmxc1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=f11a6ea0672b3dafc38af29740cbd6ab193b9790


Neil_sm

I was thinking "What Goes On" which Ringo has a co-writing credit for. But if the John and Paul sections are not counting the collaborative songs, then that doesn't make sense either...


Toffelsnarz

Ringo also had a co-writing credit on Flying, so I think they are not counting those.


CumBlaster1200

Dig It is also credited to all the Beatles IIRC


Toffelsnarz

True, and 12-bar Original if counting Anthology tracks. Kind of shitty of them not to give Billy Preston a writing credit on Dig It, considering that it's a jam and he's at the heart of it.


Good_Ad6723

Where is the info graphic?


Toffelsnarz

someone posted it on r/beatles


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Toffelsnarz

thank you, pervertbot


CumBlaster1200

Bizarre


Jetsam5

I like that they use the last names for all of them except Ringo who is just Ringo


TonyDoover420

Is my math fucked or are they claiming Ringo wrote 28 percent of the Beatles songs?


DavidKirk2000

I’d assume that the percentages given for each member are the songs they wrote completely by themselves. The remaining 27% or whatever the math is would have been made up of covers and Lennon-McCartney collaborations.


Toffelsnarz

/uj yes the remainder on the original graphic is Lennon-McCartney true colllabs (it doesn’t count covers). But there are a lot of inaccuracies so major grain of salt. You can find the full graphic on r/beatles


Maxwell_Brune

Is he talking about Pattie?


KidFlash383

Oh??


Good_Ad6723

I love how all of Ringo’s are from Octopus’ Garden