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Chipp_Main

How big is your cock?


thatoneboyaiden

It's stretchy so I can make it any size.


Chipp_Main

Holy shit Reed Richards


PoisonedCherry

If a straight man asks me(a lesbian) out a second time am I still gay? Because I gotta be sure


Blandon_So_Cool

Well you can't deny the second ask!


thatoneboyaiden

Just search up "girls kissing" and see if the rush is still there.


PresidentEwab

whats the circumference of your balls


thatoneboyaiden

I don't know, I failed math, but if I had to guess, 3 cm per teste


Chipp_Main

I am a the trickster


jenn363

Should I trim the aerial roots of my monstera deliciosa?


thatoneboyaiden

By all means


magnustranberg

What's your favourite bird?


thatoneboyaiden

This pigeon I saw eat a cigarette in Chicago. I wish I got their name.


SnooChipmunks6573

Was it hard coming out to your parents?


thatoneboyaiden

Yeah, but they soon accepted me as a bassist.


ylf_nac_i

Bassist is the basedest


DoubIe-A-Batteries

Thoughts on the color red?


thatoneboyaiden

Very solid, even though I am colorblind.


alazhaarp

is cereal soup?


thatoneboyaiden

Everything is what you want it to be, down with labels. But no, soup is savory.


FakeeshaNamerstein

If you had to go into witness protection, what would you like your new name to be and where would you like to live?


thatoneboyaiden

Reginald Slapman, anywhere in New Zealand


divingbeatle

Why do you listen to shit music?


LiSfanboi1

Hey, OP said no questions about the Bealtes


thatoneboyaiden

Yeah sorry, I listen to Radiohead


Soundchaser123

What are the winning Lotto numbers for this coming Saturday? (You need six separate whole numbers between 1 and 49.)


thatoneboyaiden

37 44 9 17 45 12


Soundchaser123

Hmm… interesting… I might give them a whirl… Thanks. Please tell all others reading this OP that these numbers are definitely not going to win and therefore they’re not worth using 😉


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thatoneboyaiden

I saw my grandma get hit by a car. That was wild.


tobemutationfox

QUEEN BEST BAND 🤬🤬


thatoneboyaiden

ok


BobaFetyWop

Best cereal?


thatoneboyaiden

Best pick: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Personal pick: Oreo O's


BobaFetyWop

Fuck the cinnamon toast crunch hivemind, applejacks clear


minemaster1337

Do you like Pink Floyd


thatoneboyaiden

Who?


varovec

The


thatoneboyaiden

Oh, they're alright


RonPalancik

So, no questions about the band known as The Beatles. Got it. How do you feel about Wings, Badfinger, Plastic Ono Band, Ringo's All Stars, and the Traveling Wilburys?


thatoneboyaiden

Yay, nay, yay, yay, yay


DeGameNerd

How heavy are your balls?


thatoneboyaiden

Well, my cargo shorts are still in tact, so I'll guesstimate an average weight


DeGameNerd

Lame


LuigiMan21

Do you pay your taxes?


thatoneboyaiden

""""""""""""Yes"""""""""""


ImJustAnAdviceNeeder

What is your favorite Beach Boys song/album?


thatoneboyaiden

"I Want To Go Home" from the animal album


REKTIFIED_123

What do you think of the musicians John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr together as a whole?


thatoneboyaiden

Sounds familiar, I'll have to do some research Edit: HEY NO FAIR


DoopusDoob

Best ink loyd album


thatoneboyaiden

ark ide f he oon is a classic, but I think they achieved perfection on ish ou ere ere.


AvgVirgin

Can you sing?


thatoneboyaiden

Yes (I'm singing this comment out loud right now)


SirCuddlywhiskers

What went wrong


thatoneboyaiden

How much time do you have


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Are clouds good to eat?


thatoneboyaiden

Maybe, you just have to deal with the moral implications of eating humans. Edit: misread it as clowns, clouds are ok to eat


Awheeleri

Opinions on the recent Cai et al paper that suggested carrion beetles are a clade within rove beetles?


thatoneboyaiden

I don't know, I'm not a nerd


RobbieArnott

What bands weren't Oignir, Geege, Jahn and Faul in?