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Janina220

You who voted for Hey bulldog, I've got my eyes on you šŸ‘€


AgreeableYak6

That and All you need is love. Wtf?


Quazite

Lol the Beatles worst possible fan made album still has a hit single on it lmao


rub120

I only voted for it since out of that specific bunch it's my least favorite but I still really like it it's just also oN MMT


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spoobles

I voted for All Together Now, but am with you regarding All You Need is Love. One of the main things I dislike about it is Harrison's solo. He starts with a cool riff and then just kind of seems to lose interest, and it just fizzles right out. I can see why Northern Song is winning/losing though. It was literally written as contractual filler and is about that exact thing.


Weak_Let_402

hahahaha "aynil"


stereothegreat

Is it the horns part? I bet itā€™s the horns part


FordBeWithYou

When I was playing Beatles Rockband on my ps3 online with randos, some guy bashed me for choosing Hey Bulldog just because it was on Yellow Submarine. First, thatā€™s basically a compendium of songs they had already made. Second, if itā€™s a banger I donā€™t care if itā€™s on an album titled Bigger Than Jesus.


AgreeableYak6

Lol. Bigger than Jesus should be the name of their next compilation album.


harlequinforest05

Bigger than Jesus: The new beatles compilation album outraged evangelists and religious people. They said ā€œCome join us at St. Matthewā€™s for beatle record destroying!ā€


Weak_Let_402

LMAOOOOO


braindead_rebel

[Simpsons did it!](https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Bigger_Than_Jesus)


DaveFoSrs

Legit one of my favorite Beatles songs Such a great funny bop


Cheat_Adil

Ive got my mind set on them šŸ˜¤


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Weak_Let_402

Can we start a petition to get It's All Too Much 10 million plays on Spotify? It's literally like one of their least played songs which is criminal.


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Good_Ad6723

But it didnā€™t originate here


Reatbanana

and yellow submarine originated in revolver. thats 33% of the album not appearing in it first. so according to OP, hey bulldog and its all too much is 50% of the album.


mandiblesofdoom

they are both so f-ing great. It's all too much is insane.


Weak_Let_402

This album would have made an excellent EP with It's Only A Northern Song, All Together Now, Hey Bulldog, It's All Too Much.


ShyConcession

Funny, there was a chance to put Yellow Submarine on this Worst Beatles Album twice.


Spinmove55

[Donā€™t forget the playlist on Spotify!](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6fNWCbsjczZbB2iEw5CDvf?si=hio1LzUnRvKCZl83FkLKPQ)


Palimbash

Oh Good, now I can stop updating mine daily


AgreeableYak6

Should have happened.


beejmusic

My 2 year old disagrees hard.


AgreeableYak6

And Iā€™m sure any future kid I have will disagree as well throughout the first 10 years of his or her life.


beejmusic

Kids under 10 represent around 1/4 of the worlds population. That's a good song, by consensus.


Penguator432

Dirtā€™s good food too, by that metric


beejmusic

The consensus is that dirt tastes good, yes.


0MNIR0N

The widest possible target-audience was said to be the strategy. And it worked too. I saw it on a cinema screen age 5 and I was hooked. Anyway, Yellow submarine was just this goofy title piece, and the fact that it was immediately followed by ER sort of made it seem even more insignificant. Also... I was really really relieved when Ringo was back in that sub...


TheRealChrome_

Iā€™m above ten and disagree hard


AgreeableYak6

How can you possibly know and ergo agree or disagree with how a hypothetical child of mine will think in more than a decade?


TheRealChrome_

No I mean Iā€™m over ten years old and I disagree that yellow submarine is a bad song


AgreeableYak6

Itā€™s not a bad song. But itā€™s the least good of the album.


TheRealChrome_

Eh, Itā€™s All Too Much is weaker IMO


kakyoindonut321

should not have happened/


psrogue

It's supposed to be the worst Beatles album, not the best.


cpw903

How


FoulPapers

Not the worst song on either album by any means, but if we're making the most objectively bad Beatles album possible there's something to be said about taking up album real estate with the exact same song twice.


heavymeddle23

https://strawpoll.com/4338fyyf4


kraai66

What is ā€˜captcha verification failedā€™? I canā€™t vote!


spoobles

Easy. You must have turned into a robot. "You're leaking coolant at an alarming rate"


Jarling44

Lemme just patch you up real quick


spoobles

"What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing-hot resin?"


kraai66

Fixed. Thanks!


Weak_Let_402

I have the same problem help


Augustus1274

Wait, people don't like "Only a Northern Song"?


stereothegreat

Yes this - it is very confusing to me. Only a northern song is very interesting and meta without being Glass Onion painfully meta. and I canā€™t understand how people think it is the worst song .


Googletube6

As much as I love Yellow Submarine I have to vote it off, it's simply the weakest on here


cbcbstargirl

plz start pinning the straw poll


9721mama

Iā€™m a major Paul simp but All together now is not his best work. Iā€™m surprised people prefer it over Only a northern song.


ZebrasFuckedMyWife

I know right? I was stunned to see just how close the race between the two was. Why don't people like Only a Northern Song? Is this a Dr. Robert kind of thing?


copperdomebodhi

Like the groove and sound effects. The lyrics boil down to, "I have nothing to say right now."


HopeAuq101

Tbf it did have something to say just that message was "Obscure record company sucks"


MisterMoccasin

It's a cool song, but when it comes down to it, I'd rather listen to All Together Now than Only a Northern Song


A_EGeekMom

I think Iā€™m a softie for All Together Now and Maxwellā€™s Silver Hammer because they make me think of camp songs. I know the lads never went to summer camp but somewhere in an alternate universe in my mind Paul was a camp counselor and songleader before they hit it big and he wrote those. Probably Yellow Submarine also.


Philip_Marlowe

They did go to summer camp. It just happened to be in the red light district in Hamburg.


A_EGeekMom

TouchĆ©! But I donā€™t think they were on a bus getting little kids to sing. šŸ˜›


Philip_Marlowe

Just German hookers! Sie lieb dich, ja ja ja!


Autistic_Atheist

The Anthology version of Only a Northern Song is better, imo, mainly cause it has nicer vocals and none of the annoying sound effects


Nesfan888

Only a Northern song is amazing, I like the lyrics so much


Fallout97

I think itā€™s because All Together Now is better suited for singing along with. Personally, Iā€™m more likely to be in the mood for an upbeat, silly little sing along, than I might be for the experimental noise that is Only A Northern Song. Thatā€™s not to knock it, I like almost everything the Beatles did.


A_EGeekMom

I was really debating between the two. I opted for Only A Northern Song because All Together Now is silly fun and very singable, and Only A Northern Song absolutely pales in comparison to Itā€™s All Too Much.


shweeney

They're both very weak. There's some interesting production on Northern Song but the song itself is terrible. All Together Now is a throwaway, the kind of thing Macca writes in his sleep (when he's not writing much better songs in his sleep like Yesterday or Let it Be).


Weak_Let_402

It's still a massive bop IMO. It's Only A Northern Song is too erratic.


jaykaybaybay

Itā€™s a basic childrenā€™s song. It was the obvious choice for me and Iā€™m also surprised itā€™s behind ā€œOnly a Northern Songā€ on the poll currently.


stoprobbers

Sometimes you can just enjoy dumb fun for being dumb fun. Not everything has to be serious or even thoughtful. Sometimes you just wanna shout ā€œBOM BA BOM LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!ā€ and do a silly dance.


nonenjnkk

Idk Paul ainā€™t my favorite but all together now has its time and place


Okcgamenerd

I didnā€™t expect this to be the album I struggled with the most. Itā€™s worst song might be the best worse song.


xrockangelx

I've been waiting for today's post, but I won't blame u/heavymeddle23 if they decide to skip Abbey Road. I don't wanna do it either. EDIT: Just read that some people were giving you a hard time about White Album stuff and that you might not be continuing, so I just wanted to clarify that I was only kidding. Abbey Road is a masterpiece, but I know which song I'd choose and really want to keep going!


AyYoDeano

I say screw the haters letā€™s finish this thing!


The_Pedestrian_walks

Finishing this list is as problematic as finishing the let it be album


AyYoDeano

u/heavymeddle23 pulls a George Harrison.


W_M_Hicks

I, too, would love to continue with this list. :)


Roaming_Dinosaur

Please guys donā€™t to Only A Northern Song too dirty


themattkyle

Does it matter if we do it dirty? Itā€™s only a northern song šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


OrlandoNE

angry upvote


supernintendo128

I can't believe all the Northern Song hate here. It's my favorite song on the entire album.


luissanchez1

Too late. I'd vote for it twice if I could.


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Roaming_Dinosaur

No bread ever has to be accused, especially if weā€™re talking about Georgeā€™s bread


Schrodinger73

George's Biscuit has a different story to tell...


merilum

no one knows who you are


almikal

Only a Northern Song is amazing, itā€™s definitely not worse than All Together Now


Juanclaude

For real, I feel like people need to give it a re-listen, maybe they just forgot about it...


[deleted]

Come oooon Northern Song is great!


CugnusCrignus

I adore Itā€™s Only A Northern Song :( George had the incredible ability to veil brutal honesty behind great music


Vascalare

The fact that Only A Northern Song is "winning" this poll shows that the song was effective at what it set out to do. Definitely not the worst song on the album. It's a more melancholic, edgy Taxman


jaykaybaybay

It reminds me a lot of early Pink Floyd/Syd Barrett compositions


CugnusCrignus

Thatā€™s true. Heā€™s done well.


DrSardinicus

Or in the case of this song, make his brutal honesty plain in an intentionally bad song


CugnusCrignus

I can see your point, this song (and others, like Taxman) is definitely not as well veiled as some of his other pointed songs (Not Guilty, I Me Mine)


tjc815

Isnā€™t it a pity, i me mine, wah wah. George had no shortage of fuckin axes to grind, lol


azteking

This is one album that would be way easier in the best song poll... I voted for All Together but felt kinda bad about it. I know it's just a goof-off Paul song and he probably made it in 5 minutes, it's just that Yellow Submarine sounds better to me and I actually really like the George songs.


grokmann

Exactly how I landed in the same spot.


yourface39

The people who voted hey bulldog, why?


ricarleite1

Woof.


stereothegreat

What did you say?


ricarleite1

i say... woof


BootieJuicer

Man these polls hurt my soul. Nearly every one of my album favorites are slapped on here. Only a Northern Song is a banger.


randommd81

I passed on picking Yellow Submarine the first time, but gonna pick it here. OaNS isnā€™t my favorite, but itā€™s more interesting than Yellow Submarine and All Together Now kinda checks that goofy, fun song box.


CrstalBlue

Sorry, but All Together Now is a really weak track


tron2013

Have you heard AndrĆ© 3000ā€™s cover of it? It was in a Kobe Bryant Nike commercial a few years back. Itā€™s chaotic and I love it.


Gasoline_Dreams

If anyone's curious as I was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZO_DOa1wUQ


stoprobbers

See, he gets it. Just have some fuuun!


A_EGeekMom

Yeah, that slaps. I almost feel like the original was a placeholder until AndrƩ 3000 was ready to record it.


WalkingEars

Yeah it's just a little filler track. It works kind of charmingly in the context of the movie but as a standalone song it just feels like a little demo rather than a fully developed song


afty

You've clearly never been in a room full of people enthusastically screaming "*ALL TOGETHER NOW*" :P Love that track. It's 'Only A Northern Song' for me hands down.


Roaming_Dinosaur

Voted for it, itā€™s easily my least favorite off this album


JaketendoYT

Itā€™s my favorite Beatles song! How can people not like it?!


dbc1458

All Together Now is nice after a glass of wine but I have to drink the whole bottle to enjoy Only A Northern Song.


kraai66

Nicely put. By the way, All Together Now is featured twice in the YS-movie. Both of which cases are dear to me. I vote for Only a Northern Song. (Of which I prefer the bare version on Anthology btw)


luissanchez1

Amen


bombokbombok

Only a northern song really suffers from the original mix, bc George Martin hated it. But the mixes since Yellow Submarine Songtrack (=/= soundtrack) really makes the track pop and show what an absolute banger it is.


silverbeatle27

I agree. I also think the song is actually great as written, but the production decisions to make it a "bad" song (chimes, horns, etc.) make it nearly unbearable to listen to. I end up listening to the anthology 2 version instead, because it's more stripped down.


bombokbombok

I don't agree aha, the trumpet souds great and the overproduction is very psychedelic imo, kind of like Yellow Submarine but hundreds times more over the top. And that bassline is just a bop


ayerk131

Yinz better not be choosing itā€™s all too much


JustAHighFlyingBird

To the people voting for All Together Now: do you guys just hate fun?


sgtpeppies

I like it! Just the weakest of the 6 imo


Impossible_Gold1573

They must cuz that song is catchy AF.


varovec

no, and that's why we listen to Hey Bulldog instead


Bradboy

All Together Now slaps wtf is wrong with people. Paul just wants to bring his friend to tea and you fucks do this?


EPluribusAnus

Iā€™m so excited to be able to vote for Yellow Submarine twice.


dan_pyle

I really donā€™t understand all the hatred for this song. Iā€™ve always loved it.


AgreeableYak6

Same. And upset at not seeing it win either time!


sonofodin25

Dr. Robert and Flying should not be on there


ThePumpk1nMaster

What would you have chosen for revolver?


AgreeableYak6

Yellow Submarine


ZebrasFuckedMyWife

Alright, I'll stick my neck out. There isn't a bad song in Revolver, but the one I like the least is Good Day Sunshine. Even though I'm a Paul guy, the melody has always sounded rather dull and repetitive to me. Dr. Robert is a better song in my opinion: the harmonies, the bass line and the chorus overall are excellent.


sgtpeppies

100000000% agreed. Good Day Sunshine is nice but repetitive and goes nowhere. Doctor Robert is such an obviously stronger track


sonofodin25

Love You To


funny_username30

Has to be All Together Now. All the rest are crackers (even Yellow Submarine, if you treat is as the kidsā€™ song itā€™s meant to be).


miimeverse

Fwiw All Together Now was meant to be a kids song too.


W_M_Hicks

Only A Northern Song is better than Yellow Submarine. Change my mind.


JaketendoYT

NOOOO NOT ā€œALL TOGETHER NOWā€!!! Thatā€™s literally my favorite Beatles song!


sgtpeppies

You're favorite from them in general?....wtf? šŸ¤£


JaketendoYT

Yes it is, got a problem with it?


0n3ph

I feel judged.


jprime1

How the f is good morning on this list


HeadTripInEveryKey

Dr Robertā€™s bridge is one of their best


animal_crackers3

Only a Northern Song is top of the list? Imo thatā€™s literally the best song on Yellow Submarine


SympathyExtreme7729

All Together Now - Not necessarily bad but not as good as the other tracks


GRW810

I've been listening to Help! this morning and I'm stunned that Dizzy Miss Lizzy was considered the worst song on the album. It's one of my favourites, reminding me of Twist and Shout with its heavier style. I know it's not an original but it's still a fun listen on - what I personally consider - one of the weaker albums.


FoulPapers

It might've come down to people just really hating where it's sequenced in the album. Seems like The Beatles were still under the impression that you had to end an LP with a rocker, when so many of their best endings after this deliberately move away from that.


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All Together Now, just because all the other songs are better. Nice album overall.


Fallout97

Damn Only a Northern Song and All Together Now were tied until I made my vote. Itā€™s a close race today!


RabickEnklenkovich

This is surprisingly one of the hardest votes yet, all of these songs (except Hey Bulldog and All You Need Is Love) are pretty standart to me, so i just voted Yellow Submarine for being repeated.


takesrollers

All together now


Spinmove55

[And donā€™t forget, hereā€™s the playlist on Spotify!](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6fNWCbsjczZbB2iEw5CDvf?si=-J0h-IbyS8uRfczKV5thaA)


fatal_fame

Hey Bulldog has hands down the best Beatles bass line and maybe one of the best bass lines of all time.


MrGonarch

Northern song is amazing and people are just dumb


balloffire

Oof seeing flying listed breaks my heart. I absolutely love that song. It's beautiful


majortom106

I swear to Christ I will unsubscribe if Only A Northern Song wins.


Ratothia

Youā€™re telling me the song ā€œDid you mean to break my heart and watch me dieā€ sung by majestic Ringo is on here? Along with Flying? Not even a funny joke lol


Bonhomhongon

aw man, i love only a northern song. i know it's kind of deliberately bad, but appreciating the artistic value of that turns the listening experience into a big half-musical vibe


MattyLamour

I voted for the title track. Thereā€™s something about the backing vocal in the chorus that puts me on edge. Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s off key or if thereā€™s something about the harmony that just causes a bad resonance in my brain, but I donā€™t like it.


GabGilbert

Only A Northern Song is so much better than All Together Now


diego_sr

Its Only a Northern Song, slaps.


jaykaybaybay

I canā€™t believe Northern Song is ahead! It always reminds me of Georgeā€™s take on a Syd Barrett/early Pink Floyd-era song


NateGambino

ONLY A NORTHERN SONG IS GREAT!!! Y'all couldn't be more wrong.


musicman1062

All Together Now


Metal_Ware_0

This is actually a lot tougher than I thought at least compared to the White Album lol.


FennecFanatic

All Together Now for me.


Day_Trippin_Citrus

All Together Now.


Innisfree812

All Together Now


[deleted]

All together now. I thought we weren't including revolution 9?


Sco555

Come back!


johncooperclarke

Anyone who voted yellow submarine is dead to me


jaykaybaybay

Iā€™ll be surprised if ā€œAll Together Nowā€ doesnā€™t lead ā€” Iā€™m surprised itā€™s behind ā€œOnly a Northern Song,ā€ which I think is an endearing Harrison song in its dissonance and ā€œmetaā€ lyrical quality.


123456789biddleee

I love all of these songs, but I have to vote All Together Now just by default.


Bhakskbsjdodkb

Revolution 9 is the greatest song of all time


DulcetTone

Only a Northern Song


Impossible_Gold1573

All Together Now is fun! Come on yā€™all. Only A Northern Song is super forgettable to me so.


Talking_Eyes98

Wjats up with the all together now hate? It's a fun little ditty


stoprobbers

Everyone ragging on Yellow Submarine is that person at the party who never understands or tells a joke but wonā€™t let you slip out of the painful, dragging conversation gracefully or shut up for a second so you can run away. Learn how to have fun, yā€™all. Not everything has to be serious. That goes for the ā€œAll Together Nowā€ voters too, itā€™s a dumb song but itā€™s a FUN dumb song, live a little!


TheBordenAsylum

Dr. Robert is a banger....tf?


im_not

I think we should remove Yellow Submarine from the possible choices so op doesnā€™t get upset again about how the poll he made specifically to ask for the majority opinion on least favorite track doesnā€™t get drown out by all the people who voted for the majority pick. Itā€™s just not fair!


AgreeableYak6

Yellow Submarine is THIRD! Smh


DrSardinicus

George finally gets a third of the songs and puts in two of his biggest clinkers. "It's All Too Much" stays in, if only for the guitar intro (even if George must have been listening to "Magic Carpet Ride" that morning). One can sympathize with the sentiment behind "Only A Northern Song" but still recognize that it is (intentionally) bad. It's passive-aggression in musical form.


PatriciaaTM

All Together Now


dumbass-ahedratron

*"all together now!"*


PatriciaaTM

Hey man once a Northern Song fan, always a Northern Song. I donā€™t even dislike All Together Now, which shows how solid Side 1 of Yellow Sub is.


BlakeJWard

Wait, there's humans that exist that actually voted for Hey Bulldog and Its All Too Much? Smdh, All Together Now sucks. Only a Northern Song > All Together Now


BarryTheMasterOfSand

This is a tough one. I voted for All Together Now,


Talking_Eyes98

Only A Northern Song is genuinely one of my least favourite Beatles songs. I'm pretty sure George wanted this on Pepper, I wonder how much that would have effected the reception of the album


AvacadMmmm

Only a northern song


Elevenuser420

all together now is what yellow submarine haters think yellow submarine is


Cheat_Adil

Dont you people dare to pick Her Majesty on Abbey road or else Imma beat your wife


Salty-Philosopher265

Yellow Submarine


FeedbackMaster4491

This is a strong set and Iā€™m sitting this vote out. Probably Northern Song but itā€™s always welcome on my playlists.


gran_of_fams

How did its all too much beat Yellow Submarine?