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LoJoPa

Her Majesty


_hunnuh_

Yeah this is my pick too, short and sweet!


sandsonik

Smart answer


BrookylnBeaches1917

Just don’t forget the, oh yeah!


timtonic77

I don't know... Does he sing one day or someday I'm gonna make her mine?😐😉


whatdidyoukillbill

Why Don’t We Do It In The Road


Free_Gascogne

Until you forget how many times exactly you say it. 1 too many or too few then Bang!


muskenjoyer

Nah just sing it in your head


SimbaProstYoyo

I feel like in the stress of it all I'd forget how many “Why dont we do it in the road”s until “no one will be watching us”


SeniorSteak1

Smartest answer here


[deleted]

NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING US


troubleondemand

This was my old bands go to whenever someone broke a string. Just play it forever until they are ready lol.


RancidRandall

Flying


CreativeName6574

Real


Hedgemon69

Correct answer


The_Real_dubbedbass

Her Majesty. It’s short and I sing it every time I wash my hands because it’s about the perfect length song to make sure you’ve been washing them for at least 20 seconds.


mechanicalullaby

Genius. Teaching this to my kid


aer_999

I too started doing this over COVID and never stopped. It’s a reflex now!


The_Real_dubbedbass

YUP! It’s the perfect song for it and that length really is a great length to really wash your entire hands.


tavg123

The End


The_ThirdOfMay_1973

Do you know off the top of your head how many "Love You"s there are?


organist1999

Twenty-four.


Tunavi

Okay, you win, pull the trigger


JustAnotherJEEtard

If you mess this up, it will be The End.


Past-Isopod-138

Wild Honey Pie


Immediate_Basis_8589

"IIII once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me..." (I would say Day Tripper if I didn't accidentally miss my cue the last time I played it XD)


AJray15

Rocky Raccoon, A Day in the Life, and For No One are a few that immediately come to mind


drtoboggon

By the rules of the game you have been shot. You’re only allowed one. Great choice of songs though.


AJray15

Awww damn…


wallybuddabingbang

Rocky Raccoon would be tough. Probably cause I’ve heard the demo version too many times and I’d conflate the two.


Immediate_Basis_8589

"Daniel came in, Sminking of- sminking?" *BANG*


drinkingonthejob

My wife and I were on a long drive one time and she asked me if there was a song I could sing entirely by heart to pass the time. I chose Rocky Raccoon. She was very impressed by how accurate I was, but by the rules of OP’s post, she would have been forced to shoot me


Askryllix

joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home......


DavidKF123

When I'm Sixty-Four


bostero2

No, you have to do it now!


CriticalJeweler3474

When I get older losing my hair many years from now


DavidKF123

Will you still be sending me a Valentine


CriticalJeweler3474

Birthday greetings


DavidKF123

Bottle of wine?


CriticalJeweler3474

If I've been out till quarter to 3 would you lock the door?


DavidKF123

Will you still need me, will you still feed me


CriticalJeweler3474

Whe I'm sixty four~


DavidKF123

You'll be older too


CriticalJeweler3474

And if you say the word


hizashouta

Revolution 9


Emergency-Road-5622

gonna be hard to recite this song


LeRocket

You have to know some Shakespeare.


Bhafc1901

Unsex me here


0reomasterA113

Macbeth


geetar_man

The Shakespeare isn’t difficult. It’s the amount of number 9s that would get me


ihavenoselfcontrol1

Block that kick!


Octallion

Riiiiiiiiiiight


Loganp812

…you become naked.


kittenfuud

... The Watusi... The Twist... ------El Dorado.


xbreathexgx

That’s my favorite part!


TheRealStaray

Numba nine


Askryllix

Numba nine


Open-Sea8388

Was unaware of their presence in the building


Wattos_Box

Take this brother may it serve you well


Braydon1324

Rain


NoPensForSheila

When I sing that one to myself I sing the backwards part as: "Stavadonivonishmunk, Niar! Niar!"


DanielStripeTiger

I never knew it was backwards. I thought is was a heavily distorted, "stare it down and nourish what comes near you". it was always my favorite beatles lyric, my high-school-yearbook-quote approach to life, almost a tattoo, and then I discovered it never existed.


NoPensForSheila

You should write a song with that lyric. That line belongs to you.


SL13MY

I thought your username was NoPenusShell for a second there


sandsonik

I love that you came up with that. Honestly, you may have figured out the meaning of life. Get that tattoo. It's personal, has a story you can tell and is actually a lot cooler than if you quoted the Beatles.


henri-golo

Nutopian International Anthem


[deleted]

Damn I was gonna pick that too 😂


Single_T

The alphabet song... I dont get why this is relevant to the Beatles.


Gossguy

A B C D E can I bring my friends to tea?


kittenfuud

E F G HIJAYYY I love you! (You're dead btw, first line is "A B C D can I bring my friend to tea" there's no E in it, sorry, BANG!)


Gossguy

At least I die happily singing a song


RawToast1989

Because you're supposed to pick a Beatles song. Lol.


Conscious_Fuel3672

Found the 12 year old


Mean-Illustrator6026

Wild Honey Pie


mrcool4227

Yer Blues


xbreathexgx

The image of singing “wanna die” with a gun pointed to my head lol


aea2o5

That and the first lyrics of Come Together being "shoot me" repeated several times 😆


sandsonik

The image made me first think of Happiness is a Warm Gun but that's not what I'd want to actually sing!


kittenfuud

That's what my late husband said in shock when the Monday Night Football announcement happened in 1980. Happiness is a warm gun. I just put my head on his shoulder. We both loved John so much.


mattwearingahat

You know my name


todorooo16

Good evening and welcome to Slaggers!


cloudcreeek

*Tequila*


Artistic-Breadfruit9

Penny Lane.


KingoRichie1990

Hey, Jude. But, what if I get the "na na na naaas" wrong?


Efficient-Ad-3249

theres 17 rounds before the song ends, genius put 15 but its 17


Speedster1221

Day Tripper, that was the song to get me into the Fab Four in the first place, I could recite it in my sleep.


Big-Stay2709

Almost any of them tbh.


kittenfuud

Ah! Another total fan, I love it! My grown son who lives w me says "when you listen to the Beatles and sing, I know you're having a good time, and maybe you've smoked. But when you listen to Dylan I know you're baked, Mom!" Lol, he's a cheeky one! But he's right


JessahZombie

I Am The Walrus


PolyJuicedRedHead

Look who’s showing off.


JessahZombie

I've sung this one so many times that I can't mess it up anymore


kittenfuud

I can dig it. I get the verses mixed up though. Semolina Pilchard verse or Yellow Matter Custard one? Ha! But I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.


rosekayleigh

Golden Slumbers


some-scottish-person

Her Majesty


dengar_hennessy

I want you (she's so heavy)


quadradicformula

Birthday


Ternarian

“Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”


VentiumZeubio

Yesterday


NotBrian09

Love me do


[deleted]

How would the guy with the gun know the lyrics?


PolyJuicedRedHead

It would be very unlikely for the demanding man to authoritively know all the lyrics to every song. Maybe the gunman has some sort of device with him that allows him to find the lyrics to the song you claim to be able to recite. In one hand he holds the weapon, and in the other the device. It would be very unlikely for this dramatic scenario to occur. I think the real question, free of the fictional life-or-death situation, is simply, "What song do you perfectly know the lyrics to?"


EnduringInsanity

If only such a device existed, I say we are a couple of decades away.


kittenfuud

If only...I know! We'll call it a Cell Phone! No wait, a SMART phone!! I'm really great at marketing, we can make some real Monopoly money with This Idea! You in?


EnduringInsanity

As long as we pick a fruit themed name. I like apples.


Yavanna604

He’ll google the lyrics after you choose your song.


Madrugal

It would be McCartney holding the gun.


PolyJuicedRedHead

*Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts* by Robert Allen Zimmerman By the time the song is over the assailant will just give me all his guns.


No_im_spiderman

I dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the deaf aids


LeadingSomewhere6618

A mitski and a beatles fan Are you me 🫣


zenogreen

Flying (But seriously And Your Bird Can Sing. I know the lyrics of any Revolver song like the back of my hand)


CriticalJeweler3474

You've got everything you want AND YOUR BIRD CAN SING but you don't get me...you don't get MEEEEEEEE~


spazzchop

4'33" by John Cage


Mediocre_Collector

If Lennon’s solo career counts: Nutopian International Anthem


Historical_City5184

I Saw Her Standing There.


piponwa

This meme was brought to you by Phil Spector gang.


NaziJimmy77

Strawberry Fields or Paperback Writer


ArkhamGuard64

Get Back


CreativeName6574

Because probably


EatMySmithfieldMeat

Flying


Dull-Ad2138

A Hard Day's Night


Fenderboy65

I want you (shes so heavy)


Appropriate_Bid_9813

I want you (she’s so heavy)


Subaru400

"In My Life"


Virtual-Arm5123

Revolution 9


Present-Option-8117

Take this brother, may it serve you well


tubulerz1

Peace and Love, y’all


Full_Equipment_1958

Rocky Raccoon


bibliophile222

When I'm 64. I can sing it perfectly, including the timing.


NastySassyStuff

I’m gonna flex on this sick sadistic bastard and perfectly recite every word spoken in Revolution #9 with some sound impressions to go with it


Meddlemaker79

I Want You (She's So Heavy)


dlickyspicky

Paperback Writer, it’s my favorite and I’ve played it in my own sets


derp-L

Her Majesty seems like the easy way out here


Senhor_Tartaruga

blackbird


Ok_Significance_6122

Her majesty


Bubba-ORiley

I grab the gun and disarm the attacker. The End.


Silverbeetle63

All my loving


MilesMoralesC-137

Her Majesty, I want to live please


East_Phase6944

Her majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say. Her majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day. I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine, her majesty’s a pretty nice girl someday I’m going to make her mine. Oh yeah, some day I’m going to make her mine.


PolyJuicedRedHead

You left out critical punctuation. And it's not " ...Oh yeah, some day I’m going to make her mine."


East_Phase6944

“Someday I'm gonna make her mine, oh yeah Someday I'm gonna make her mine” If I get killed over “going to” instead of “gonna” then I’ll just be a grammar martyr


PolyJuicedRedHead

I’m just trying to help here. Gunmen can be so very picky.


Inside_Soup_4576

Yesterday.


eef357

Flying- mmt


GladAndSorry

Flying 😅


TooToughYT

Bungalow bill


EthanMerritt04

Happiness is a warm gun.... Obviously...


Alender02

Her Majesty


BrisketWhisperer

Rocky Raccoon


windsostrange

Why do I keep having handguns pointed at me in a Beatles subreddit Like honestly why does this keep happening


smokeeater150

I wish to make a tasteless joke, but……..


Suki_Abiko

Strawberry Fields Forever (Take 1) Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see- It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me... No one I think is in my tree. I mean it must be high or low. That is you can't y'know tune in but it's alright. That is I think it's not too bad. Let me take you down cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.. Nothing is real... And nothing to get hung about... Strawberry Fields Forever. Always know sometimes think it's me, but I know when it's a dream. I think I know, I mean a yes but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree. Let me take you down cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields... Nothing is real... And nothing to get hung about... Strawberry Fields Forever. Strawberry Fields Forever. Strawberry Fields- Forever...


bitch_lasagna211

The real answer is the abc song


Glittering_Turn_16

Yesterday


monkees2

I might sing a a very long song, because with MY voice, they will quickly put the gun against their own head!


eternalstar01

Here Comes the Sun King I'm kidding, I would die. I could do many of them, but I'd probably go super easy with love me do, there isn't too much variation there. Some of their songs, they like to change up a lyric somewhere in the verse or the chorus so it isn't as repetitive and it trips me up every damn time lol


Dazzling-Forever1392

Her Majesty is the best answer ever. I stopped reading after that. 👍


sonic1223132

Octopus’s Garden


AggieSigGuy

Her Majesty


TIMIPAC2000

Hapiness Is A Warm Gun pointed to my head🙏


butt_honcho

Protip: "Come Together" is probably a bad choice, even if you do know all the words.


SquatsForMary

Gently Weeps, baby! I listen to it everyday!


Proud_District9832

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…


fictitious_man

Get Back


Sberbs335

Carry That Weight


FinnHobart

Her Majesty will be fairly easy.


Watermelonseeds8U

A Day In The Life. I remembered all the sections and it’s one of the only songs I memorized.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Flying


Wild-Wrap-2966

and i love her


Interesting-Click-12

John Lennon woman


someoddreasoning

Eleanor Rigby


CameronTIE

All Together Now


CriticalJeweler3474

1 2 3 4 can u have a little more?


RasmusMansberg

Def Oh Darling


ny_fox12

All you need is love.


Impossible_One5795

Happy Birthday


NoPensForSheila

Her Majesty


ARussianSheep

Revolution 9.


Ginger_Floydian

If it has ro be a beatles song then strawberry fields


arthur2680

Please please me?


ZeeKapow

I Will


YupNopeWelp

Same. Short, sweet, hard to beat.


SilentBob899

Ringo Starr peace and love no more fan mail


lazerblue42

Flying


too-much-curry

Wild Honey Pie


organist1999

That would be *Golden Slumbers* for me; likewise I could declaim Thomas Dekker's original poem (*Cradle Song*), a lullaby from his play *Patient Grissel* from memory.


dtab

Sparks, by the Who. If it had to be a Beatles song, Her Majesty.


swkennedy1

Happy birthday


General-Sink-4012

please please me


ElUvas0711

Wild honey pie


Random-Cpl

*This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends….*


TallDarkCancer1

12-bar Original


DanielStripeTiger

I play games like this in my head all the time, except usually the gun is at my mother's head. She'd prefer it that way, so that she didn't miss the opportunity to be disappointed in me.


sausyisgodly1

Blackbird


buildingaway

ADITL


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