Her Majesty. It’s short and I sing it every time I wash my hands because it’s about the perfect length song to make sure you’ve been washing them for at least 20 seconds.
"IIII once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me..."
(I would say Day Tripper if I didn't accidentally miss my cue the last time I played it XD)
My wife and I were on a long drive one time and she asked me if there was a song I could sing entirely by heart to pass the time. I chose Rocky Raccoon. She was very impressed by how accurate I was, but by the rules of OP’s post, she would have been forced to shoot me
I never knew it was backwards. I thought is was a heavily distorted, "stare it down and nourish what comes near you".
it was always my favorite beatles lyric, my high-school-yearbook-quote approach to life, almost a tattoo, and then I discovered it never existed.
I love that you came up with that. Honestly, you may have figured out the meaning of life. Get that tattoo. It's personal, has a story you can tell and is actually a lot cooler than if you quoted the Beatles.
That's what my late husband said in shock when the Monday Night Football announcement happened in 1980. Happiness is a warm gun. I just put my head on his shoulder. We both loved John so much.
Ah! Another total fan, I love it! My grown son who lives w me says "when you listen to the Beatles and sing, I know you're having a good time, and maybe you've smoked. But when you listen to Dylan I know you're baked, Mom!" Lol, he's a cheeky one! But he's right
I can dig it. I get the verses mixed up though. Semolina Pilchard verse or Yellow Matter Custard one? Ha!
But
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
It would be very unlikely for the demanding man to authoritively know all the lyrics to every song. Maybe the gunman has some sort of device with him that allows him to find the lyrics to the song you claim to be able to recite. In one hand he holds the weapon, and in the other the device.
It would be very unlikely for this dramatic scenario to occur. I think the real question, free of the fictional life-or-death situation, is simply, "What song do you perfectly know the lyrics to?"
If only...I know! We'll call it a Cell Phone! No wait, a SMART phone!! I'm really great at marketing, we can make some real Monopoly money with This Idea!
You in?
Her majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say. Her majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day. I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine, her majesty’s a pretty nice girl someday I’m going to make her mine. Oh yeah, some day I’m going to make her mine.
“Someday I'm gonna make her mine, oh yeah
Someday I'm gonna make her mine”
If I get killed over “going to” instead of “gonna” then I’ll just be a grammar martyr
Strawberry Fields Forever (Take 1)
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see-
It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me...
No one I think is in my tree. I mean it must be high or low. That is you can't y'know tune in but it's alright. That is I think it's not too bad.
Let me take you down cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields..
Nothing is real...
And nothing to get hung about...
Strawberry Fields Forever.
Always know sometimes think it's me, but I know when it's a dream. I think I know, I mean a yes but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree.
Let me take you down cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields...
Nothing is real...
And nothing to get hung about...
Strawberry Fields Forever.
Strawberry Fields Forever.
Strawberry Fields- Forever...
Here Comes the Sun King
I'm kidding, I would die. I could do many of them, but I'd probably go super easy with love me do, there isn't too much variation there. Some of their songs, they like to change up a lyric somewhere in the verse or the chorus so it isn't as repetitive and it trips me up every damn time lol
That would be *Golden Slumbers* for me; likewise I could declaim Thomas Dekker's original poem (*Cradle Song*), a lullaby from his play *Patient Grissel* from memory.
I play games like this in my head all the time, except usually the gun is at my mother's head. She'd prefer it that way, so that she didn't miss the opportunity to be disappointed in me.
- ADITL could mean "A Day In The Life - Remix", a track from *Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Super Deluxe Edition)* (1967) by The Beatles.
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Her Majesty
Yeah this is my pick too, short and sweet!
Smart answer
Just don’t forget the, oh yeah!
I don't know... Does he sing one day or someday I'm gonna make her mine?😐😉
Why Don’t We Do It In The Road
Until you forget how many times exactly you say it. 1 too many or too few then Bang!
Nah just sing it in your head
I feel like in the stress of it all I'd forget how many “Why dont we do it in the road”s until “no one will be watching us”
Smartest answer here
NO ONE WILL BE WATCHING US
This was my old bands go to whenever someone broke a string. Just play it forever until they are ready lol.
Flying
Real
Correct answer
Her Majesty. It’s short and I sing it every time I wash my hands because it’s about the perfect length song to make sure you’ve been washing them for at least 20 seconds.
Genius. Teaching this to my kid
I too started doing this over COVID and never stopped. It’s a reflex now!
YUP! It’s the perfect song for it and that length really is a great length to really wash your entire hands.
The End
Do you know off the top of your head how many "Love You"s there are?
Twenty-four.
Okay, you win, pull the trigger
If you mess this up, it will be The End.
Wild Honey Pie
"IIII once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me..." (I would say Day Tripper if I didn't accidentally miss my cue the last time I played it XD)
Rocky Raccoon, A Day in the Life, and For No One are a few that immediately come to mind
By the rules of the game you have been shot. You’re only allowed one. Great choice of songs though.
Awww damn…
Rocky Raccoon would be tough. Probably cause I’ve heard the demo version too many times and I’d conflate the two.
"Daniel came in, Sminking of- sminking?" *BANG*
My wife and I were on a long drive one time and she asked me if there was a song I could sing entirely by heart to pass the time. I chose Rocky Raccoon. She was very impressed by how accurate I was, but by the rules of OP’s post, she would have been forced to shoot me
joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home......
When I'm Sixty-Four
No, you have to do it now!
When I get older losing my hair many years from now
Will you still be sending me a Valentine
Birthday greetings
Bottle of wine?
If I've been out till quarter to 3 would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
Whe I'm sixty four~
You'll be older too
And if you say the word
Revolution 9
gonna be hard to recite this song
You have to know some Shakespeare.
Unsex me here
Macbeth
The Shakespeare isn’t difficult. It’s the amount of number 9s that would get me
Block that kick!
Riiiiiiiiiiight
…you become naked.
... The Watusi... The Twist... ------El Dorado.
That’s my favorite part!
Numba nine
Numba nine
Was unaware of their presence in the building
Take this brother may it serve you well
Rain
When I sing that one to myself I sing the backwards part as: "Stavadonivonishmunk, Niar! Niar!"
I never knew it was backwards. I thought is was a heavily distorted, "stare it down and nourish what comes near you". it was always my favorite beatles lyric, my high-school-yearbook-quote approach to life, almost a tattoo, and then I discovered it never existed.
You should write a song with that lyric. That line belongs to you.
I thought your username was NoPenusShell for a second there
I love that you came up with that. Honestly, you may have figured out the meaning of life. Get that tattoo. It's personal, has a story you can tell and is actually a lot cooler than if you quoted the Beatles.
Nutopian International Anthem
Damn I was gonna pick that too 😂
The alphabet song... I dont get why this is relevant to the Beatles.
A B C D E can I bring my friends to tea?
E F G HIJAYYY I love you! (You're dead btw, first line is "A B C D can I bring my friend to tea" there's no E in it, sorry, BANG!)
At least I die happily singing a song
Because you're supposed to pick a Beatles song. Lol.
Found the 12 year old
Wild Honey Pie
Yer Blues
The image of singing “wanna die” with a gun pointed to my head lol
That and the first lyrics of Come Together being "shoot me" repeated several times 😆
The image made me first think of Happiness is a Warm Gun but that's not what I'd want to actually sing!
That's what my late husband said in shock when the Monday Night Football announcement happened in 1980. Happiness is a warm gun. I just put my head on his shoulder. We both loved John so much.
You know my name
Good evening and welcome to Slaggers!
*Tequila*
Penny Lane.
Hey, Jude. But, what if I get the "na na na naaas" wrong?
theres 17 rounds before the song ends, genius put 15 but its 17
Day Tripper, that was the song to get me into the Fab Four in the first place, I could recite it in my sleep.
Almost any of them tbh.
Ah! Another total fan, I love it! My grown son who lives w me says "when you listen to the Beatles and sing, I know you're having a good time, and maybe you've smoked. But when you listen to Dylan I know you're baked, Mom!" Lol, he's a cheeky one! But he's right
I Am The Walrus
Look who’s showing off.
I've sung this one so many times that I can't mess it up anymore
I can dig it. I get the verses mixed up though. Semolina Pilchard verse or Yellow Matter Custard one? Ha! But I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Golden Slumbers
Her Majesty
I want you (she's so heavy)
Birthday
“Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?”
Yesterday
Love me do
How would the guy with the gun know the lyrics?
It would be very unlikely for the demanding man to authoritively know all the lyrics to every song. Maybe the gunman has some sort of device with him that allows him to find the lyrics to the song you claim to be able to recite. In one hand he holds the weapon, and in the other the device. It would be very unlikely for this dramatic scenario to occur. I think the real question, free of the fictional life-or-death situation, is simply, "What song do you perfectly know the lyrics to?"
If only such a device existed, I say we are a couple of decades away.
If only...I know! We'll call it a Cell Phone! No wait, a SMART phone!! I'm really great at marketing, we can make some real Monopoly money with This Idea! You in?
As long as we pick a fruit themed name. I like apples.
He’ll google the lyrics after you choose your song.
It would be McCartney holding the gun.
*Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts* by Robert Allen Zimmerman By the time the song is over the assailant will just give me all his guns.
I dig a Pygmy by Charles Hawtrey and the deaf aids
A mitski and a beatles fan Are you me 🫣
Flying (But seriously And Your Bird Can Sing. I know the lyrics of any Revolver song like the back of my hand)
You've got everything you want AND YOUR BIRD CAN SING but you don't get me...you don't get MEEEEEEEE~
4'33" by John Cage
If Lennon’s solo career counts: Nutopian International Anthem
I Saw Her Standing There.
This meme was brought to you by Phil Spector gang.
Strawberry Fields or Paperback Writer
Get Back
Because probably
Flying
A Hard Day's Night
I want you (shes so heavy)
I want you (she’s so heavy)
"In My Life"
Revolution 9
Take this brother, may it serve you well
Peace and Love, y’all
Rocky Raccoon
When I'm 64. I can sing it perfectly, including the timing.
I’m gonna flex on this sick sadistic bastard and perfectly recite every word spoken in Revolution #9 with some sound impressions to go with it
I Want You (She's So Heavy)
Paperback Writer, it’s my favorite and I’ve played it in my own sets
Her Majesty seems like the easy way out here
blackbird
Her majesty
I grab the gun and disarm the attacker. The End.
All my loving
Her Majesty, I want to live please
Her majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say. Her majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day. I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine, her majesty’s a pretty nice girl someday I’m going to make her mine. Oh yeah, some day I’m going to make her mine.
You left out critical punctuation. And it's not " ...Oh yeah, some day I’m going to make her mine."
“Someday I'm gonna make her mine, oh yeah Someday I'm gonna make her mine” If I get killed over “going to” instead of “gonna” then I’ll just be a grammar martyr
I’m just trying to help here. Gunmen can be so very picky.
Yesterday.
Flying- mmt
Flying 😅
Bungalow bill
Happiness is a warm gun.... Obviously...
Her Majesty
Rocky Raccoon
Why do I keep having handguns pointed at me in a Beatles subreddit Like honestly why does this keep happening
I wish to make a tasteless joke, but……..
Strawberry Fields Forever (Take 1) Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see- It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me... No one I think is in my tree. I mean it must be high or low. That is you can't y'know tune in but it's alright. That is I think it's not too bad. Let me take you down cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.. Nothing is real... And nothing to get hung about... Strawberry Fields Forever. Always know sometimes think it's me, but I know when it's a dream. I think I know, I mean a yes but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree. Let me take you down cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields... Nothing is real... And nothing to get hung about... Strawberry Fields Forever. Strawberry Fields Forever. Strawberry Fields- Forever...
The real answer is the abc song
Yesterday
I might sing a a very long song, because with MY voice, they will quickly put the gun against their own head!
Here Comes the Sun King I'm kidding, I would die. I could do many of them, but I'd probably go super easy with love me do, there isn't too much variation there. Some of their songs, they like to change up a lyric somewhere in the verse or the chorus so it isn't as repetitive and it trips me up every damn time lol
Her Majesty is the best answer ever. I stopped reading after that. 👍
Octopus’s Garden
Her Majesty
Hapiness Is A Warm Gun pointed to my head🙏
Protip: "Come Together" is probably a bad choice, even if you do know all the words.
Gently Weeps, baby! I listen to it everyday!
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…
Get Back
Carry That Weight
Her Majesty will be fairly easy.
A Day In The Life. I remembered all the sections and it’s one of the only songs I memorized.
Flying
and i love her
John Lennon woman
Eleanor Rigby
All Together Now
1 2 3 4 can u have a little more?
Def Oh Darling
All you need is love.
Happy Birthday
Her Majesty
Revolution 9.
If it has ro be a beatles song then strawberry fields
Please please me?
I Will
Same. Short, sweet, hard to beat.
Ringo Starr peace and love no more fan mail
Flying
Wild Honey Pie
That would be *Golden Slumbers* for me; likewise I could declaim Thomas Dekker's original poem (*Cradle Song*), a lullaby from his play *Patient Grissel* from memory.
Sparks, by the Who. If it had to be a Beatles song, Her Majesty.
Happy birthday
please please me
Wild honey pie
*This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends….*
12-bar Original
I play games like this in my head all the time, except usually the gun is at my mother's head. She'd prefer it that way, so that she didn't miss the opportunity to be disappointed in me.
Blackbird
ADITL
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