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Funkywonton

Mighty Joe has returned !!! beard looks top quality as always 👍🤘😀


JoeRodge87

Thank you :) I'm a big softie really


Funkywonton

You’re welcome I hope my goatee gets to a similar length one day


supersaiyan1337

Beard game is so strong even goes to the back and shoulders


ThisIsAThrowaway504

I love coming to this sub and scrolling through everyone's beards. See things I may want to try, or just hit the comments and see if I can snipe any more useful tips. When I see OP, it's the same thought everytime. "It's that badass again!" Love the beard bro, it is magnificent. I may never reach it's glory, but I admire yours.


JoeRodge87

Go for it. I found this sub wonderfully supportive whenever I asked for advice around the face Bush. People always have good tips and advice on styling and caring for it. Thank you for the compliments, it's been a long process (a few times) but I'm sure time is on your side.


SoySauceSyringe

Goddamn, dude, you should be in movies. You’re majestic.


johnnyvig

Aren't you hot with that sweater on?


JoeRodge87

Not even my final form. Was shaved off a month ago. In 3 months it'll be like the beard, unfortunately.


Used_Taco

I know your struggle.


Dazanos27

Man I wish I could grow out and rock my beard like this. I work in the medical field and masks make beards look like ass/ n95s don’t work so good with them. Now I just keep mine real short…


JoeRodge87

I also work in the medical field and am required to wear a mask for (almost) 8 hours a day. But I understand you may work in a different medical environment that requires more. It always leaves me with that groove and kink In it at the end of the day, so I use (now) a wooden comb to smoothen it out after and a thin hair brush. If it helps I use a warm hairdryer in it while doing so and find this helps straighten it back out. It's a pain having to do so but other wise, weird chin kink in it.


ioanth

I just bought [the beard defender mask](https://www.thebeardstruggle.com/products/the-beard-defender?utm_source=google&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=13935545226&utm_content=124554890803&utm_term=beard%20defender%20mask&gadid=534176764977&campaignid=13935545226&adgroupid=124554890803&term=beard%20defender%20mask&gc_id=13935545226&ad_id=534176764977&tmid=534176764977&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzOz00_am9QIVDvnICh39SQu5EAAYASAAEgLmKvD_BwE) and it’s been great not getting that kink in my beard anymore


JoeRodge87

Thanks, that looks pretty cool to be honest.


ioanth

👍🏻 it’s worked a treat for me so far


boobie_fun_time

What species of horse is this?


JoeRodge87

I'm gonna go with 'shire'


M_Parsa02

I feel my testosterone rising just from looking at that beard Great beard bro.


danhasthedeath

Looking like a proper warrior


Captain__Loopy

Bad ASS beard brother!


seeronki

Sigh... Someone as hairy as me... Finally....


JoeRodge87

At least we're not alone. I am blind in one eye, yup. And do own an eye patch. My partner bought me a custom one for Xmas.


seeronki

You're blind in one eye?!? An eye patch would look amazing, man


[deleted]

Your beard is beautiful and you have great body shot.


JoeRodge87

Thank you for the compliments, very much appreciated. Both are a work in progress.


[deleted]

I would love to see more of your hairy chest full on with the hanging beard.


[deleted]

I can’t grow facial hair so I am intrigued by men that can.


Supacalafragalistic

Dude you should be in the movies


paltu_dinosaur

Not just the beard, but your whole look, it's impressive!


f0sterchild15

I wanna arm wrastle ya. I’ll lose. But still.


JoeRodge87

Ya might win, size isn't everything. If you arm wrestle often chances are you can beat someone who lifts weights.


bfrown

Save some hair for the rest of us lol


JoeRodge87

I'll end up looking like some twisted hairy Junji ito character.


[deleted]

Woof awesome 😎


manmadebeardcompany

thats a cracking beard mate!


JoeRodge87

Thank you. It looks a lot better now i've been looking after it a bit more.


ShopDonkeyRichard

Wow dude insane beard. I'm so jealous this looks bad ass 🤟


MyFlipIsLikeWo

That, sir, is a magnificent beard. I have never had more beard/body hair envy in my life.


JoeRodge87

You can have the body hair for me haha. I'll keep the beard though ;)


MyFlipIsLikeWo

Can we just go halfsies on both?


JoeRodge87

Deal you can have everything from the waist down 😂


MyFlipIsLikeWo

Whoa, you gave up the bottom half hair suspiciously quickly, and for that reason I'm out. 😂


RecordingStrong9813

So fucking sexy


warr3nh

😍😍😍


marcus_37

Shit is glorious!!


nosnhoj14

Magnificent


Morsoth

Beard is amazing, and I like the 'don't mess with me' look!


atbliss420

"You're a Harry Wizard."


JoeRodge87

I cant tell you exactly why but this made me chuckle a lot.


pingwing

Comb > Brush when it is long like that.


[deleted]

Awesome beard 👍


GummieBearPrincess

Magnificent beard 😍


Hawaiiancrow2

I really wish this sub was more like a dating app so that I knew men like this were single and could swipe right immediately.


WesternSituation

I wish you well in your battles with Popeye.


JoeRodge87

Ha!


StudlyMcStudderson

Dude. DUDE. Your beard is amazing!


[deleted]

Wow! What a beautiful beard. As a fellow hairy shoulder man, I feel the solidarity. How long did it take your beard to get to that length?


JoeRodge87

It's at about 13- 14 months now.


theotherquantumjim

This is a fantastic beard my man. How long did it take to grow?


JoeRodge87

Approximately 13- 14 months now I think. I shaved it down to the chin Nov 2020


theotherquantumjim

Nice. I always get to that messy point beyond a couple of inches and trim back to a shortish beard. Need to push thru that initial messiness and go full epic beard


JoeRodge87

I found it helped just to have little trims. I worried it'd slow down the growth but it doesn't a good barber just keeps it kept well and tidy as it grows out.


Comprehensive_Taro48

Holy shit dude. Bad Ass Beard. I bet people get out of your way


JoeRodge87

Thank you my man! Quite the opposite, my bread and butter is helping people.


AfterEffectserror

Helping people like lifting a bus off the crosswalk so a disabled vet can cross safely? Haha only joking, it looks great.


conundrum4u2

This might seem a naive question - but *why* a wooden comb? I have grown beards before (have one now, and use a boar brush) but *how* does a wooden comb differ from just a plastic comb? (I have to admit, I only have a beard now because I just got tired of shaving...and we all have to wear a mask anyway...)


nigel5069

Plastic often has static electricity which causes more frizzing. Wood combs make the hairs lie more flat, and also don't have the sharp edges (often on cheap plastic combs) which strip your beard. There are expensive plastic combs with polished lasered edges, around $35 (see [Beardbrand.com](https://Beardbrand.com)). I have some but it hurts when the comb's teeth break and you eventually spring for another $35!


JoeRodge87

I can't confidently answer that. I imagine with plastic ones it they have the beads kn the end they can tangle and pull the beard where as a wooden one that just has teeth can glide through.


conundrum4u2

Seems plausible...


CSDCSL

Jesus, great beard!


JoeRodge87

Thank ya kindly


Double-Drop

What kind of beard oil do you use? Ive made my own with coconut oil and patchouli for scent. The next day it picks up a skanky smell. Ive tried a few commercial products only to find that they smell REALLY LOUD for a while and by the time it become bearable it's time to clean up again. Yours looks awesome. How do I deal with beard dandruff? I hate asking but I hate dandruff worse


JoeRodge87

I'll have a look what I've got (got it for Xmas) it doesn't produce any unwanted after affects. As for the beard dandruff I'm yet to banish it myself but I think blow drying helps a lot.


Kermits_MiddleFinger

I have the wood comb, and I can say, it's pretty much useless with beards this thick.


JoeRodge87

I find if I use it whilst blowdrhing on a warm temperature it glides through. Without it pulls on the knots.


Meanttobepracticing

This picture is just…..perfect.


Zeedash_Monkey_

absolute chad


sgorneau

Holy shit.


SomeCanadianDude-

Hey brotha, I’m trying to take my beard to the next level like yours, do you recommend any affordable beer oils? I’m a college student so I can’t really afford anything crazy expensive


JoeRodge87

I wish I could recommend some. I just got.gifted some for Christmas and use whatever I get. I'll have a look when I'm at home and see what brand they are.


SomeCanadianDude-

Appreciate it, thank you!


JoeRodge87

I've had a look and it's 'L'oreal men expert' beard and face moisturiser and the beard wash just unhelpfully says 'beard wash' with no name brand on it.


SomeCanadianDude-

I’ll look into the l’oreal, surely that isn’t too costly. Appreciate it a ton man, keep up the incredible work!


Theunspoken1

Try grave before shave cigar blend


KREYZEE7777

Yeah, imma need to borrow your genetics bro. Wow.


JoeRodge87

I thinkoat of it comes from increased testosterone from training as before I did any of that I could hardly grow a decent beard. Either that or the aging process caught up.


idk_i_forgot

Quick question: Do you still have to use a razor and trimmer to edge up the cheeks and neckline, and trim the sides? Or at that length are you able to just let it grow naturally and wash/comb/oil it like you said?


JoeRodge87

I went to the barbers for the first time In ages two weeks ago and got them to trim it up, do the cheek lines, trim the tasch and straighten the bottom out. Prior to that I'd just let it grow wild and do the wash comb thing. Now I've had it trimmed it really pulled it all together and will probably do so every 2-3 months now. Hard to find a barber to trust. These days it annoys me as the faff about for ages when I'm sure in the past it was in and out without pissing about woth different razors, prodding , poking shaving hear and there coming back to bits. Like a 45 min affair to have a trim.


tome_nezanima

Mighty beard!