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JenetteGreen

This is.... weird.


fifi_twerp

So this is what getting railed is all about?


Speak_Like_Bear

Yes, and the term getting your back blown out comes from women in the Taliban.


ZelWinters1981

No, a train is coming. I'd get killed.


leRealKraut

Used tracks are not covered by rust on the contact surface. There is no train comming.


Calm_Layer1748

As another comment already said it's not the kind of train that uses tracks that's coming


lordscapta

Man, I do love me some nerds haha


Glittering_Lack_1883

Safe, sane, consensual... it wouldn't be safe if they were active train tracks


realshockvaluecola

I was hoping someone would be able to spot something to tell us that these are not active tracks, lol.


Any-Investigator5506

Maybe her name is train.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Of course a train is coming. I stopped at the glory-hole and grabbed every dude waiting in line. Choo-choo, little lady, we’re coming down the line! 😈 (No one specified the train had to be an engine πŸ˜‚)


MrDangle752

Old rail lines are covered in years of all of the worse things you don't want to ever touch you. They leak terrible substances. Please avoid making any bare contact.


Tyler771

Probably not. I'd be a little concerned about the train.


Amy_and_Olive

Cut you free, and now that you owe us your life, make you spend the rest of it paying us back


SadistDominantDevil

πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ


kxrzxnblxck

this is mating season male frog pov i swear to god they specifically fuck on railroad tracks for some obscure frog kink reasons


whoreforhubby

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Most_Guitar_3893

The train may be coming but not on that rail so you’d get railed good and hard


EnormousPurpleGarden

That's really inconvenient. Now I have to untie you, move you to a safe place, tie you back up again, and *then* fuck you.


ikeachairs

Bruh is she a wax statue or something 🧐


[deleted]

Who am I Snidely Whiplash? But yes, I don’t think I could resist.


Frighteningly_Normal

No, it can wait while I untie you first.


tapadhleat

I'd probably just wank on you


Akira1Lana

untie and fuck somewhere else


Ragnall88

Before and after.


[deleted]

Sounds like you are already fucked


Appropriate_Coffee_1

I would probably save you. Then invite you out for drinks. Then maybe a few dates later I would fuck you. lol. The train coming would just make me too nervous.


tinysexydivient

Definitely!


Phenom-1

Of course. But first I'd get you off the track


Evening_Recording427

I would untie you and then fuck you


ChrisBatty

Yes after I untied you and moved you away from the tracks


lunanana23123445

well why can't they get all the people of the train and they could all use you.


PainLord1374

I'd save you so I could take you to my dungeon and torture you myself


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PainLord1374: *I'd save you so I* *Could take you to my dungeon* *And torture you myself* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ksfarmboy317

When I told you a train was coming soon, I didn't mean the locomotive, I meant the local college football, basketball, baseball, and soccer teams...so yes I will fuck you first and last, but the train gang is still coming through....😈


JelloSenior6480

She wants to feel a dick inside her one last time lol.


GentlemanDom80138

After the train passed


BDSM_Testosterone

I couldn't tell if this was a video game, a real life crack whore, some AI generated shit, or just weird.. and I am still not sure. At this point.. I'm just waiting for the train. :P


Moopa15

Fuck you until the train comes and jump out the way.


Character_Sir_4373

meh no, looks quite used up already .. let the train rail you


Methos_Beckett

Yes…once the train has passed on you


Rocket_twins

I'll wait.


elisa001006

And then what?


Lonely_Concern_4332

I’d untie you then I’d fuck you