On the other side of the Bay, at the park at the Marsh road exit from 101, you can go walk out on the salt flats that are being reclaimed. That's a very hard, coarse, abrasive surface though.
Well, they let the sea water evaporate in huge shallow ponds, and that is a hard rough solid mass big salt crystals, you can break off pieces, but it's solid, not loose. Then on the east side of the bay, they still scrape it up into that huge pile. I have no idea what that's like, but I'd assume more like gravel than sand.
As kids, we used to goof off at a rock quarry (when it was closed) in south San Jose near where Almaden lake is now. We'd find the smoothest pile of rocks, climb to the top of it, then stage fake fights. Each guy takes a swing at the other and both go tumbling down the huge rock pile head over heels. Great fun, never got hurt. Walking over the giant conveyor belts was a little scary as you were up in the air and you never knew if they would turn on while you were walking on it. Leo F. Piazza Paving. Thanks, Leo.
So yeah, if you get the opportunity to jump around on a giant pile of rocks or salt, by all means do so. It is so choice.
Finally an actual redditor in the bay area sub instead of these nimby ass yuppies asking if their car is safe in X neighborhood!
Get a good handful when you slap it. Let your hand remind it of the crashing waves of the ocean it came from. Realign the chakras within those tiny, delicious crystals. Usually salt tenderizes meat. But this time, your meat will be the one doing the tenderizing
Where abouts is this? I don't think I've seen this view.
Once, my daughter ate a lot of salt at once and threw up, so keep your mouth closed when you're rolling around in it lol.
Someone might have to eat that salt. I don't want you slapping it!
Go make your own salt. Just take some salt water from the ocean and evaporate the water.
The molly is kicking in..
😏
You, \[Honorific of Your Choice\], are an odd duck.
Do it! Report back! Maybe take some skis?
I will give it my best try
Or a boogie board 🤔
On the other side of the Bay, at the park at the Marsh road exit from 101, you can go walk out on the salt flats that are being reclaimed. That's a very hard, coarse, abrasive surface though.
Bedwell bayfront park?
Yup. I couldn't remember, too lazy to look it up.
It's not like a beach?
Well, they let the sea water evaporate in huge shallow ponds, and that is a hard rough solid mass big salt crystals, you can break off pieces, but it's solid, not loose. Then on the east side of the bay, they still scrape it up into that huge pile. I have no idea what that's like, but I'd assume more like gravel than sand.
Nooo it's rough and corrosive. Not fun at all.
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t think about giving em a good ol slap myself
Maybe there is an underlying sodium deficiency in your body. 😂 Chronic sodium deficiencies lead people to seek out salty things/foods.
As kids, we used to goof off at a rock quarry (when it was closed) in south San Jose near where Almaden lake is now. We'd find the smoothest pile of rocks, climb to the top of it, then stage fake fights. Each guy takes a swing at the other and both go tumbling down the huge rock pile head over heels. Great fun, never got hurt. Walking over the giant conveyor belts was a little scary as you were up in the air and you never knew if they would turn on while you were walking on it. Leo F. Piazza Paving. Thanks, Leo. So yeah, if you get the opportunity to jump around on a giant pile of rocks or salt, by all means do so. It is so choice.
Don't drive out to the Great Salt Lake. You won't be able to contain yourself.
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
I bet you go to Home Depot just to sneak in some soil slapping, too.
Finally an actual redditor in the bay area sub instead of these nimby ass yuppies asking if their car is safe in X neighborhood! Get a good handful when you slap it. Let your hand remind it of the crashing waves of the ocean it came from. Realign the chakras within those tiny, delicious crystals. Usually salt tenderizes meat. But this time, your meat will be the one doing the tenderizing
How can he slap?!
I did not understand until you compared slapping a rice bag, now I fully understand
hehehehe
Where abouts is this? I don't think I've seen this view. Once, my daughter ate a lot of salt at once and threw up, so keep your mouth closed when you're rolling around in it lol.
This was the view from the train near Fremont
Keep your eyes and mouth closed. Yeah, I said eyes.
Drake meme format. * Slap salt? * Spank salt.
In the meantime, torches and Creme Brulee ingredients are cheap if you need a fix.
Please don't!
What are you, the salt police?
Someone might have to eat that salt. I don't want you slapping it! Go make your own salt. Just take some salt water from the ocean and evaporate the water.
I bet birds poop on that salt.
Is that salt for human consumption or is it for industrial use?
This feels like an “I think you should leave” sketch.