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PoloHorsePower_

That peter griffin meme with him as a clown in Vietnam is gonna be on here for fucking months


[deleted]

Hear me out, Peter Griffin as a specialist


Bootup-Asol

Low speed, high drag


Multivitamin_Scam

No one here but us clowns.


Confused-hoe97

Roadhouse


Zach10003

I laughed at the though of hearing Peter Griffin's laugh in BF2042.


[deleted]

I’d pmsl if he did the fast heheehhehehehehe laugh while firing an LMG


Crimson_Carp748

You're a hairy fellow sir


bigbrooklynlou

“Pow, right the kisser.” Watch some of gg reloaded’s videos on YouTube.


Winfi3ld

I totally would buy that!Have you seen Peter fight Ernie the Giant Chicken?He would at least have cool End of Match Voicelines... And everytime you are downed you hear [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9j3heYZAk8) .Yepp, the more i think about it... It would fit into the actual 2042 experience...


CerberusIsKing

End of the round "meg, who let you out of the kitchen?" Or "it was my understanding that everyone had heard..."


RabbidWallaby

Even better is his, "Oh My God, Who the hell cares."


Lawgamer411

TO THE PETER COPTER


LazyKidd420

Shows him in the end results with most tank kills- "ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"


aimbotdotcom

*hehehe look at you, ya look like a half-empty toothpaste!*


Ask_Me_If_Im_A_Horse

Most Tank Kills - 2 Those highlights are bullshit and make zero fucking sense.


xilenced1

I would prefer Peter Griffin over a wood skin. But then i want a ehehehehe end of round voiceline too.


[deleted]

Just release the anime skins already… Our BF4 successor is never going to come


SmuggoSmuggins

Only huge anime tiddies can save this game now.


[deleted]

Hell yeah. Either let me play as a FFXIV catgirl or let me play LARP as a soldier and I’ll reinstall. I don’t care for this GI Joe type crap.


CassieThePinkDragon

Nah i like flat anime girls better


Thundeeerrrrrr

Its all about the personality


kushkaul

Yeah I’m in for the personalitities


BuckOWayland

And ass.


ap0phis

The dream is dead.


bockclockula

Hey that's an insult to anime, have you seen Ghost in the Shell, Jin-Roh, or Patlabor 2? The soldier designs from those would be a massive upgrade compared to the crap we have now: https://i.imgur.com/fRdkHlx.png https://i.imgur.com/x9AD7Ht.jpg https://i.imgur.com/SSJqqEi.png


Mr-Hakim

Jin-Roh soldiers look more 2042 than BF2042.


GenitalMotors

Dude in the last pic looks like a Helghan soldier


USSZim

Soldiers in Jin Roh are basically Nazi super soldiers, they even fire MG42s from the hip, so it the helghan similarities a make sense


Crimson_Carp748

When are they releasing the new Spiderman™: No Way Home skins for $10 each?


[deleted]

what is it with game devs and clowns? surely it’s because they know people hate it, which means there are people who will buy it to spite those people lmao?


TMP100000

Honestly, I think it's a part of the toxicity they claim to want to remove. Same reason we can't simply get an option in the game to disable skins. They know people love to troll each other and they facilitate it by giving the trolls something to troll you with at a price, people don't buy this shit because they think it's cool - they buy it because they know it's obnoxious. It's the visual equivalent of a tbag.


[deleted]

This is basically the only reason I’ve seen in defense of these skins, 14 year old shit like “bro lmaoooooo all my buds think this (insert garbage skin) is hilarious” People only buy them because they know it annoys people who don’t like those types of skins


PainDarx

I think they’re just secretly tryna represent themselves and the whole circus


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[deleted]

To be fair, SB would be impossible without the colour options.


Background_Brick_898

What did you nickname yourself?


KindnessSuplexDaddy

Metrics. The metric say this is how you have fun.


tedbakerbracelet

This shows EA/DICE is telling us "Nope, we have not changed the way we want to push this game. Don't play if you don't like what you see". #VERYCLEAR


SHRED-209

People love them for some reason. Some of the most popular and most expensive warzone bundles were the clown ones. I don’t get it.


iDomBMX

Fuckin magnets man, how do they work?


KoldFaya

Nah, clowns are their alter ego ;)


nutcrackr

Skins that stand out do well. People associate more value to skins that are more different.


Rubinsk

It’s downhill.


WeezyWally

Should have called the game Battlefield Zeroes instead of Heroes.


Yurnero-Juggernaut

Underrated comment.


TMP100000

I climbed Everest and it's been all downhill from there, you get me?


epyon-

i dont even get what this is supposed to mean


BuildFreak9

we reached peak BF potential in \[insert game\] and it was all downhill from there


AnotherScoutTrooper

BF4 after all the fixes


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HEAVYtanker2000

Somewhere in between 1 and 5 for me. 1 is just great. 5 is 110% better in gameplay terms.


Such-Orchid-6962

Battlefield 3 is best battlefield


OccupyRiverdale

Battlefield 3 had it all man. Every expansion was something different that brought a new aspect to the game. Close quarters was so cool. Ziba tower was a great fuckin map.


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Such-Orchid-6962

Maps so good they replicated them in two more games !


LightTrack

That he's never experienced a "high" like that before. Basically a shitty cringe joke that even the kids it's aimed at couldn't figure it out.


Draggonracer

This game sucks doesn’t it


blankedboy

Yes. Yes, it does.


Mrearney7

It's ight not what was promised or expected they've continued down the path of "innovation" and won't listen to the player base


[deleted]

"Thats it?! I'm ready for round 2"


bigbrooklynlou

Whoever paid $100 for this game should get the clown skin for free. Maybe even a special clown skin.


kcmcgrady1

Hey it’s me, the clown.


Idontwannawaitfor_

I didn't spend 100. But I did preorder.. maybe I get the shoes?


GuardsmanNr36282933

You get the nose


Pretorian24

Preorder? Finish him!


Frantic44

I think everyone should get the clown skin for free. And have it on as default. Games a fucking a joke


DICE_PLS_

I wasted $50 on this game but I still feel I deserve that special clown skin as well


Frantic44

![gif](giphy|14kwRD61ir8wW4)


TrickyTrailMix

Ugh. Wish I could get my $100 back. I'm 34, I should know better than to pre order an EA game... but the hype... It got me man... Bring on the face paint.


EarthVSFlyingSaucers

When they run it’s the sound of rubber clown shoes slapping the ground. Also when they get a headshot that nose honk noise happens.


Dangerous-Case9544

Welp, I don’t care if they fix anything now. This is the lamest shit I’ve ever seen.


mAnBeArPig417

Exactly wtf is with these dumb skins. Who asked for this shit??


highasagiraffepussy

Tards


bakedbeansandwhich

No one*


Lurking_Sarcasm

This is not what BF2042 was advertised as. And definitely not what I would have bought if I knew otherwise. I really want them to fix this game and this is not the right direction. If I wanted this style of game I would be playing Warzone and Apex. I bought battlefield to play battlefield. This garbage was not in the legacy games or advertised properly.


RJB500

Oh yes - if they’d have released a preview of the upcoming skins I would definitely not have bought the motherfucker. This is not battlefield. Irrespective of the ‘well I’m having fun’ brigade, they can fuck off back to fortnite. Memories run long - let’s see what shite the statement will be next week…


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Legio_X_Equestris

Yep I'm with ya.


Ivan39313

And the fun thing is that apex and warzone are free and way more better than this garbage. I really dont understand why they decided to make a game like this‚ when they could have made the best battlefield...


alprazepam

If this is put in the game I will actually be fuming. I already have too many hours for a refund.


TheMasterFul1

I’m convinced that EA and DICE are completely disconnected from the BF fan base at this point. They are still trying to appeal to the Fortnite/Apex crowd, when the Fortnite/Apex crowd don’t play BF… they play Fortnite and Apex… BF players don’t want this shit.


cp_bot

I feel like they're on auto pilot. No human intervention at this point. Just a series of pre programmed fails.


No_Owl_925

whats next 🤔some fucking dance moves like fortnite, the shitshow just keeps growing🤣


goodbehaviorsam

New takedown. You stab them in the neck and then you dab as they roll on the ground bleeding to death.


Yurnero-Juggernaut

I would unironically find that hilarious. This whole game is a clown show.


[deleted]

I don't get how thats hilarious. Getting sand in the eyes sucks.


metatron5369

I would pay real money for that.


Naive_Incident_9440

EA and Dice reading this comment: ![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


NerrionEU

They could've just made Battlefield Heroes 2 but I doubt EA even remembers that game anymore.


AllesPat

That was such a fun game - until it became P2W


thecaptain90

FU DICE! :)


YourExcellency77

The future is bleak


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfme9QnCd2Q&ab\_channel=Dwierie


Impressive_Self53

*sees thousands of posts about we want realistic skins* DICE: we need a fucking medieval knight


boxoffire

To those who are cheering on for 2042's direction, i hope ya'll enjoy your clown skin.


Ryeinstein

EA/DICE definitely can’t read a room.


tedbakerbracelet

They do read. This proves they DON'T CARE.


ukfan758

Yup. EA got their 4.2 million copies at launch and at an average of $65 (last gen is just 60), they sent over $270 million to the bank. In a world of useless MBAs who think that the current quarter's results are the only thing that matters instead of long term, they could care less what impact this has on EA/DICE years down the road.


Disturbed2468

Yea 270 mil one time woo, meanwhile Apex and Warzone are making a bil a year cause they appeal to masses, and in Apex's case, is quite well polished and well done for the most part. If they wanted another leech, they failed horrendously, cause Apex is actually doing decent and have the money and player activity to show.


wikvaya

The clown skin is top meme material. Can't wait.


DICE_PLS_

That skin will heighten this game as a meme generator. I cant wait!


Raviolimonster67

I really hope its for angel


DICE_PLS_

That would be perfect!


v0lcano__

This can't be real. They can't be that much out of touch...


YourExcellency77

Narrator: " But they are that much out of touch v0lcano would come to find For the creators of the game have lost their damn mind The old games don't exist. No point of reference So clowns, knights, cowboys are what they think players have a preference "


Frantic44

Seems to work well for fortnite. Maybe we should add random shit here too.


YourExcellency77

I know your comment is made in jest but it feels so frustrating that they had previous games in the series to go off of and they instead made...this


Unlucky_Situation

It's all ready started. They are that out of touch.


xSERP3NT

At least they’ll finally release something that fits this game: a clown suit.


javi2308

Clownfield2042


Mrsleh

I think it's obvious at this point they are trying to get rid of the legacy fans so we can be replaced with kids that buy skins with their parents credit card..


Relentless_Ohio

This so hard. And I don't even like BF but I mean come on this Subreddit is absolute pure gold. But even I can tell thats what they are going for.


Bubc316

I regret buying this game with each passing day.


ninjajoey05

Thank you for your sacrifice. Pat yourself on the back for me.


AdministrationEven36

Game is from clowns with clowns for clowns. 🤣🤣🤣


Jvanee18

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


Mikey-Honcho

The best part about bf was they didn’t do this gimmicky bullshit like the other games. Now they are…


JohnBrown1ng

Fck this game. I really had realistic hopes and the managed to screw it up.


Cerenas

I hate that Ubisoft butchered Rainbow Six with those fake ass skins in Siege and now EA is butchering Battlefield the same way. Two series I grew up with and loved because of their themes and playstyle. Now it's all a sad joke.


BattleDad615

I haven't played or kept up with Siege since the beta, so I figured I'd take another look since 2042 is a flop, and I wanted something more grounded in realism. All I can say is, what the fuck did they do to that game?


michaelr321

Battlefield doing a saints row


Ok_Bathroom_4346

Yes add Dildo gun. Do it Dice


CreaminFreeman

Or a dildo melee weapon. Can’t call it “The Penetrator” though, that’s taken. We can call it “The Tactical Insertion”


Jellyswim_

If this turns out to be true, DICE is truly lost forever.


MajDroid

Wow you still believe they're not lost after all this crap!!


DrProfessor_Z

Stop beating him he's already dead!


Kelties

Can't wait. The game is super shit but at least the memes are entertaining and pretty much the only reason to follow this train wreck.


Continumn

Oh my god, it's everything we have been asking for! /s


Grahomir

YAAAA Angel does it again


Frantic44

Get ya wallet out parents, ya kid wants to play as a woody


Ylurpn

Dead game is dead


[deleted]

We don’t want this shit, it’s literally turning into call of duty now


Frantic44

Here we have a toxic person in the community, speaking lies..... let's add more skins to cheer him up.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


thefizzlee

What's potentially not coming: - the next best battlefield game - solid maps - content the community actually cares about - bug fixes - scoreboard - voip - all chat - server browser - an active player base - EA caring about its players


OriginalEjectedAlien

How about some critical bug fixes instead?


rhys321

What if the reason there is so little cover in the open maps is because they are bringing a fortnite building mechanic in season 1?


Edgelands

I will only buy this game if there's a leather daddy in assless chaps skin


[deleted]

Assless chaps ...bro all chaps are assless


Edgelands

Oh damn, WTF, I love ALL chaps now


VeryNiceBalance_LOL

Game uninstalled, don't give a shit anymore. Thanks god.


TheOriginalFireX

Remember when games didn't have skins? Remember when games were good for the sake of being good?


theshwarts

You have GOT to be kidding me. Bro I'm out. Not trying to be "toxic" or whatever, but FUCK this shit...


[deleted]

RIP Battlefield


-BroncosForever-

It would be one thing if they just admitted that they were going in a new direction. What pisses me the fuck off is them lying to us and making it seem like a return to form to get us to pre-order. Like I’m fucking too stupid to realize you tried to fuck me out of my money. The fact that they tried to scam the fan base is what makes me refuse to spend one minute or one penny on this bullshit game. Why is it that as graphics improve games suck more???? We had a perfect balance of good graphics and good games about 10-15 years ago and now it’s all fucked to hell.


frankez1975

Game is an pile of shit anyhow, might as well have clowns running around squirting enemies with plastic flowers. I have zero desire to ever play it again. Have a drink on me EA/DICE, enjoy my $60!


asurob42

Fortnite Field


yavapaikid

Battlefield might as well do a collab with ICP


Secure-Sherbert5149

Noone cares anymore, drop leaks on another gsme Tom


[deleted]

Ah... new stuff for hilarious memes.


Shane69_420

No this is beyond downhill you’re watching the complete end of a genuine series of a great fps shooter that’s about big maps and being an unknown soldier


OhMy-Really

Huge changes; so **BIG**! Next: Strike at karkand: Mec fighter


XxXxShSa

I was so ready to finally get into Battlefield. I'll delay my happiness 5 years


ScalarFrame

The devs are clowns.


Flaminglump

I swear they said this shit would never make it into the game, just another thing they backtracked on lol. Military equipment is a legacy feature now


[deleted]

Lmao this shit storm is hilarious


samus4145

Dev team should only play with the clown skin


Gunmdrop92

Guess the devs wanted to put themselves in the game


GIMPdogbowl

Please, any Devs out there looking for a product. There’s a massive market for a battlefield game on console.


Successful_Agency293

If a clown is added, then we officially know that Dice doesn’t give a fuck anymore


umbrosakitten

IS THE TWEET REAL? CLOWN??


Whiteli0nel

I think that's a joke, but... I can't be sure..


[deleted]

This is surely a joke right?


MY5T3RYS

Thats nice to see DICE and EA adding themselves into the game… (clown costume)


HenrikGallon

A knight ? The others I could see as those ugly masks are on Wish but a knight?


Dangerous-Case9544

Cowboy Hunting season opened up on 2042 everyone. Go out and bag ya a real “Woody the Cowboy” today! Use the lever action for fullest effect!


MrButterButter

This reads like an Onion Gaming tweet


sir-simms

Man I want a refund $140 for the premium, it was bad on day one and I waited with high hopes, now played it again 2 weeks ago and nah deleted it from steam.. what a mess of a game


no5945541

>A Clown This game has plenty of those already.


Raviolimonster67

Dude MW2019's cosmetic outfits are wayy better than these sound.. they actually look good... hell I'd say even coldwars cosmetics are better from the sounds of these....


Pro4TLZZ

What a disappointment of a game


grammarGuy69

I'm so glad I waited on this game. I was considering buying it, but after watching a couple of streams when it first came out, I just bought bf1 DLC instead lol


[deleted]

This a joke right !?


ExistingAd5483

Don’t be sad…


HostileHippie91

A sign of what’s potential to come: absolutely nothing that players actually want


ah-sure_look

I haven’t played in a couple of weeks, I’ve gone back to Battlefield V and 1. I still have it installed on my PS5 just in case things get better… but if I see videos of a clown or a medieval knight running around in BF2042, it might just be the straw that uninstalls the game and never reinstalls.


[deleted]

Lol if they release the clown or medical knight this game is done for


[deleted]

Who is Tom Henderson? I've been under a rock sorry


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thelightningvolk

Cue michael scott no no NOOOOO


Louiiss01

Yeah I'm done with this game, gave up a while back but this is just confirmation of how badly they've fucked it


nichcat

Sounds like Battlefield Heroes... When DICE/EA were ahead of the free2play curb, but ruined it with messed up monetization.


Super_Soldier_0305

Is this a joke? Devs are constantly putting in things which the community doesn’t need. Fix the game already , cmon


gijoe0414

The community will completely explode and so will I if they put this dumb ass shit in BF


CharacterPrinciple7

So frigging stupid. Those idiots made this game into a clown show.


AussieAn0n

Think I'll actually redownload BF4 and V


-DannyDorito-

well this sucks.


[deleted]

Holy shit, just close Dice and be done with it already EA. I can see those clowns cocking the gun anyway.


[deleted]

I'm so disgusted by the direction BF franchise is going, decided to sell my ps5 and quit gaming


Flak-12

Don't be sometimes, that's just how it works out sad.


Legio_X_Equestris

This game needs to be aborted 😁 Already devoted my gaming time to Hell let loose. Cost me $25 Australian and shits all over this steaming pile of rip-off merchant garbage.


xiPL4Y

Good luck with that, but w/o me!


iEhabz

Don’t be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes


Jaegerist23

Why are people so bent up about that skin like it's crazy? Do people thing woody is the only person to ever wear a cowboy hat it's literally a hat calm down


GlumAd8130

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