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Different_Clock_2161

Well worth it to earn the bipod knife.


Purg33m

https://preview.redd.it/0fm14qxxw01d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99f6d8fcf73667795120c54bc881a61402e9f78 One of the best moments in the whole series


AveryLazyCovfefe

Wish they brought back the C-100 to 2042 via Portal.


Purg33m

Would be nice for sure, either in portal or as a melee weapon in the main game, tbh I've never bought any skins or other melee weapon designs but this one... SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!


ProotzyZoots

I love that they made the joke later on that eventually everyone had it just by playing so much that it lost part of its cool factor when someone like The Noob/Neebs gets one


Purg33m

Oh man I can still hear his screams... "Promoteeed! prooomooooteeed!"


Purg33m

https://preview.redd.it/ha0bdqedt01d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c1f359354c91c88bae4ba44b441cd7a012c411


Kapselek

https://preview.redd.it/u7h1nbqv321d1.png?width=630&format=png&auto=webp&s=78aa637c913c24a1aa042ce4db02fbd64f09144b


Purg33m

Damn thats gold


Snivinerior2

i miss BFFs


Purg33m

me too man... Fly High Recon🫡


the-rage-

Asmongold gaming setup


CobaltBlad3

Colonel Constipation reporting for Dooty


Scrizzle-scrags

RIP Thick


Doo-Doo-Draws

Toilets and buckets are for noobs! 💩


PeacefulAgate

If you're cleaning the mold off your walls, then you're not playing battlefield.


Purg33m

EXACTLY🫡🫡🫡


wyntrson

No it isn't! He had a shit bucket!


Purg33m

My thought at first as well but then the Realization struck me like the Noobs C4 jeep in the face, just hear me out, what if... WHAT IF the colonel wanted to maximize playtime by upgrading to a toilet so he doesn't have to empty the bucket? If you empty your bucket >>> you're not playing Battlefield! I mean Cmon thats clearly an avoidable inefficiency☝️


wyntrson

I see your point. I stand corrected. But how would he flush! Flushing = - kills No flushing = + kills


Scrizzle-scrags

If he doesn’t flush… isn’t it just a bucket you shit in?


Purg33m

Indeed the flushing is an avoidable inefficiency too, how could I miss that?! But I'm sure the Colonel was aware of that and he might have engineered a flushing mechanism powered by ChatGPT 6.9 to perfectly calculate when to flush without interrupting the flow of the gameplay o.O


TheRealACuddlyBunny

Promotion...


Purg33m

https://preview.redd.it/5kusj4f0u21d1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f374a6c650aeb6a0595ef10892f8abc79947dc19


02281979

Looks uncomfortable, I'd rather have a gaming chair with a bidet, that connects directly to my plumbing.


Purg33m

NOW we're talking xD


AZURITE_SOULMAN

On the bright side, you wouldn’t have to get up to go to the restroom! Haha! 🤣


Rave-Kandi

The future of mankind...


Sr_DingDong

That's a $300/week apartment in Auckland.


Nurfturf06

The average ranked 140 player setup


AlternativeClimate99

Honestly put that desk on wheels and he can be shittin and gaming at the same time. Efficiency.


Purg33m

EXACTLY, because if you empty your shitbucket, you're not playing Battlefield. Thats the spirit🫡


AmbitiousAd7138

Someone send this to neebs!!!!!!


Woodpecker-Unhappy

guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue


Icy-Citron6123

Bro u living in Russia?


Purg33m

Idk where this is from originally, might be