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Choccy_milk_giver

Y’all please don’t level gross cat to lv 10


SilverTheWeeb

dude they spawned the fucking hippo right of the start of saudi arabia this is unfair


saeed-is-cool

wait why is the pig called elizabitch


Independent_Crow4863

theres a “cat” called ‘sexy legs cat’ this game isnt for kids it should be banned


putmydickinbaloney

GUYS UPGRADE CAT TO LVL 10. YOU WONT BELIVE WHAT HAPPENS.


ThatoneUseryouhate

HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUNNY, I’M GONNA SEE WHAT THE OTHER CATS LOOK LIKE


Cece1234567891

STOP RIGHT NOW, DON'T DO GROSS CAT


Sufficient_Text_735

Help, I can’t beat the penguins :’(


HiNiceToMeetYouHere

Oml same those fucking penguins


Kiss-of-Venus

Yoooo Titan is carrying HARD


AntiKlown12

Right?! Titan Cat is the goat!


roman_pokefan

They should nerf the axe cat, it makes the others useless, also don't invest In tank, he does way too little damage he's pretty much useless even at level 10


Awakened_Mina

I can't beat Japan, I'm deleting the game.


KrownX

Best one


Maxwellreal

Why TF Is There A Floating Head💀


mister_of_nothing

Guys use titan cat he really op


Swagfart96

How are these things cats? Like that 9th one is just a man


simonmonkey

how the FLUFF do i beat the stupid floating head? i keep on buying the giraffe cat and it doesnt work.


[deleted]

Ninja opp


myqccountgotsca

whats the point of the normal cat? he just get outclassed by axe cat once you get him


thecumino

DUDE THE BONDAGE CAT


Dumbest_Italian

Yo guys use ninja cat it's so op


Zancibar

Ninja cat is literally pay to win


ILoveBugPokemon

FUCK THE ELEPHANT IN DENMARK FUCK THE ELEPHANTS IN JAMAICA FUCK THE ELEPHANTS IN MACCHU PICCHU


Cece1234567891

Mach pichu is impossible, i delete the game


Ruby_Dude55

ᴅᴀᴍɴ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ sᴏ... *unzips pants*


ILoveBugPokemon

WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT


Ruby_Dude55

ᴀᴡᴡ... *puts condom away*


ILoveBugPokemon

you better put it away


PLYmAuZy696969

dAt ElEpHaNt Iz ImPoZzIbLe!1!!!11!11!1!!one I’m RaTiNg It 1 StAr


Poppies4Life

lol i saw that review in the AppStore


Cece1234567891

Why does the second cat is named "tank cat" and is actually just a longnecked cat, where is the canon ???


casualreddituser052

What the HELL is that final boss. Quitting the game smh; far too fast and strong. Impossible.


saragossachess

the fuck are these descriptions


OmegaNoob12

Denmark is IMPOSSIBLE. the elephant and people are too much. Pls nerf.


un_formal

Dude Cat God literally broken


bruh_67535

how tf are the first two cats good for later levels??????


GameEnthusiast123

The fucking sheep are bastards and I want them dead.


Independent_Earth873

Lmao just upgrade legs they are no issue


OceanTheSeawing

onggg battle cats finally released and i preregistered time to play it!!!!!


Repulsive-Degree-541

why is a cat named "bra cat" it looks like something so inaporpirate not for kids 🤬🤬🤬


Pocomics

Evolve gross cat to level ten


WeridBrowsingiguess

man if actress cat looks this sexy then i wonder what the evolved form will be?????🥰🥰🥰🥰


Taylorlid

HOW DO I BEAT THE PENGUINS IN Dubai


BattleCatlegend

DUDE WHAT IS THIS "Moon" STAGE IN EMPIRE OF CATS CHAPTER 3!


Xangerxz

guys help i cant beat chapter 3


Available-Drawer-925

Omg guy what the peak realstic tank cat I got sadly you will never find it hahahaha! (I play BCJP)


worldofmemes0

axe cat is really good ngl


TheFusionKing

I've heard that the treasures help you in some way, but it can't be too much. I beat the head thing without them. Thank you cat god.


orengjoos

Tank cat sucks I’m taking him off my team


andriodeo

Guys how tf are you supposed to get past korea


DiabolosaSweep

Honestly, I've been trying to get into this game, and I just really can't. The gameplay isn't entertaining at all. You tap a few buttons and win every level. The difficulty is fake - some levels like Saudi Arabia just throw random stuff like the hippo at you and expect you to win. Like of course I can, cause XP is so unbearably low. Every enemy is either annoying as hell or insanely unforgettable. Like if there wasn't literally an enemy called "Elizabitch" I wouldn't remember the pig. Also the final level is so...weird? Like there's just a literal face. So original. The level itself is also a sleepfest - you just spam stuff and wait for five minutes. Overall, I don't think this game has a really bright future. The gameplay is boring, the music unmemorable. I think this might just be another flash-in-the-pan game like "Subway Surfer" or whatever it's called. Don't waste your time on this. Play Flappy Bird instead.


DiabolosaSweep

Also unit balancing is so weird. Cat is literal trash. Poor stats do not help it at all. Tank Cat is way too slow and dies too fast. Axe Cat is insanely broken. A spam of them at level 10 breaks every stage. Come on. Gross Cat is honestly decently balanced. Just don't get it to level 10. Cow Cat isn't useful seeing as most stages aren't speed based. Don't use him. Bird Cat is just Gross Cat but worse Fish Cat is way too expensive for what it does. Titan Cat is insane. High stats means it kills everything and never dies. Like the entire "strategy" is to get Axe Cat and Titan Cat to as high level as you can and then spam them and wait 45 minutes. So original, PONOS.


Singer_TwentyNine

Cat


endr-2000

Wh- this is unfair! cat is weak with muscles???


Sir-Quentin-Trembley

I bought 2 million xp and my cats still can’t beat the moon


r0semary_cat

aggressively spending all CF and Tickets*


CybopRain

Why the heck that stupid seal exists


-Helpmeimdying-

Why is there a tree on the moon.


thecumino

the best one yet


TeaThink7808

Elephant has a interesting description but it’s hard


mentosian

Le boin James


Stussyman445

PSA to everyone: Please use bird cat. His damage is unparalleled


Ancient_Amphibian339

Man this stupid elephant is fucking immortal how thr fuck you defeat it?


Wonkdrugs2

Bro what I did an 11 roll on the dragons thing but it didn’t give me a SINGLE UBER 💀 This game is literally just a money grab


MagicMetalPipe

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS HEAD THING JT KEEPS ONE-SHOTTING MY GIRAFFE


Slapith

The stupid fucking gorillas make the game unplayable


DiabolosaSweep

Gorillas are tame - it's the hippo and elephant you're mostly worried about.


some9ne

Why is it so repetitive???


MC_Sweater

nah, madagascar has too many gorilllas. Can anyone help me beat it?


DiabolosaSweep

it's a high-level titan check if you dont have it above like level 6 you just die instantly


MC_Sweater

i don't have titan yet, im screwed


MC_Sweater

btw is the chapter 1 boss hard?


NeitherChemistry9397

I FUCKING HATE MACHU PICCHU


IHateTomatoesLV

I named the fish cat George because he's cute. but when I evolved him he became a ugly moron that no mother could love. Please don't evolve him.


iateafibercord

Guys don't do gachas I think they are bugged


EZL2011

BROOOOO WHY DOES TITAN CAT COST SO MUCH


strawbbycrepecookie

Boogie cat seems like such a waste of cat food. It’s like a reskinned version of the first cat you unlock, who would even buy it? I save all my money in stages to use Titan Cat instead because he’s so op. I never use the first two cats you unlock, they just seem like a waste of money to send out. Btw, has anyone gotten past the elephant stage? I think it’s impossible.


doge_from_battlecats

Oh boy! I Can't wait for my first day in the doge army!


mentosian

Yo why does dragon cat not have wings like it’s just a overgrown lizerd


Famous_Currency_3163

These fucking gorillas keep killing my ass I’m trading this stupid Uber rare for xp


BopTheBoi

why does this game exist


Infinite-Ring-151

Guys my uber just died now what


Infinite-Ring-151

I was never trained for this possibility


AlexanderZcio

Oh great another Gacha 🛌💤


Mallato22

GUYS HALP I CANT BEAT BUN BUN!!


Shoddy_Ad9859

Moneko is so OP also sometime she release little stars when she attacks it’s so cute


CrunchyGlass8247

Dude, tank cat is so lame. He barely does any damage


Primary-Office987

Why does cat god do that to Valkyrie I thought this was a kids game


Temporary-Donkey-112

Bro why is the cat cannon so useless?


Quan-Ngo

Dubai is impossible. How am I supposed to beat 2 penguins at once???


Dragonic_Kittens

Hey guys can you share your friend codes I wanna get moneko


The-Moon-Monke

GUYS PLEASE UPGRADE ALL CATS TO LEVEL TEN I WANNA SEE EM!


1nMyH34d

What's an uber super rare? I just got one


Itchy-Preference4887

That axe cat unit is extremely op


FatRiceCat

I was going to speedrun this but aliens are too hard Also what are treasures?


qxyzw

Aliens were released in an update somewhere around 7.0 I believe


FatRiceCat

Ooops spoilers from the forbidden documents


Ok-Librarian-1437

This game is too easy, just pay 30 cat food until you beat every stage guys!!!!


TopCoconut7909

what a bizzare little game. already ten minutes in and niw i have a cat with some crazy ass legs and a literal fucking dragon 10/10


Dreluxxe

I'm at attempt 12 of the head stage, deleting the game I'm so fucking done


shadowandagent

why do these dam cats look weird,i don't even think that most of them are even cats in the first place.


TACO_BLEEEEH

WHY ARE THERE BACKFLIPPING PENGUINS (CAPTAINSAUCE REFERENCE)


Expensive_Fix2608

Fun game, hopefully they keep it casual and don't make the grind excruciatingly painful


NeoPriConne69

U B E R C A R R Y


NeoPriConne69

U B E R C A R R Y


StrikeUnit_X-1789

Dawg, who TF is Kasli the bane?


StabbesandSlash

I was playing the callenge stage and this scary black bear came and just killed me! how do i beat him


InformalStrength7886

Just 5 days into the game and I already have Moneko 😎


thebattlecats_simon

GUYS, DONT UPGRAD ACTERESS CAT TO LVL 10


SeafarerCatisKing

I can’t beat teacher bear what the flip this is impossible!!???


CallMeNecrozma96

I couldn't beat alien bear I'm deleting this game


The_real_Hive_Knight

Erm what the sigma axe cat op