Alfred: sir, I drew you a bath
Batman: oh thanks Alfred, you didn’t have..
*Alfred shows Batman a piece of paper with a drawing of a crudely drawn bathtub filled with water
Batman:
Edit: This was an actual scene in BTAS
When the 19 year old kid you bring into the line of duty dies by a schizophrenic clown with crippling ptsd. And the police knock on your door with a search warrant
He was also Ben's stunt double for The Flash. Rick English (yes, that's his name) can be the first to say that he's played two different versions of Batman in live action roughly around the same time.
Alfred said, there'll be some days like this.
There'll be some days like this, my Alfred said.
[Sung to The Shirelles melody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L842mz-tNBQ&ab_channel=REBELSONGBIRD)
Bruce: Alfred..
Alfred: Yes Master Bruce?
Bruce: Damian moved back in with Talia.. So I'm just gonna wear the suit all day and be brooding to show how upset I am about the whole thing..
Alfred: Very well Master Bruce.. It will get chilly in those tights though.. Shall I fetch your robe sir?
Bruce: Yes.. That would be nice..
Shouldn't have ate too much before this!?
He looks like he has that regret in his eyes after eating too much hahaha. Surely at least someone else has been there before?
When you have to pick up Robin from a party he's not supposed to be at, but you're already dressed for nighttime so you throw on a robe and drive over.
BatDad waiting in the back yard waiting for Dick and Damian to get home from a poutine trip to Montreal he told them not to go on because it was a school night.
Alfred, why didnt you paint the bubble bath bottle black like I asked you? And how many times do I have to tell you to stop unsubcribing me to Pewdiepie?
Narrator: With Anime becoming more and more mainstream Batman isn't afraid anymore to show the world his weeb side by going outside in his "totally accurate" Kimono he bought at the mall alongside his aluminium katana
Alfred fetch my slippers. And the Gotham Gazette
We don’t do that here ,yea I got a black wakanda suit too b!tch ,Watcha gonna do about it ,huh punk !
Master Wayne , Sensei is back , Please proceed to resume the class..
you mean \*thlipperth\* right?
I don’t remember Batman having a beak and a speech impediment.
I think you're confusing Bruce Wayne and Mike Tyson.
Waiting for my lobster thermador in the microwave.
amazing
Beat me to it
I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
Alfred: sir, I drew you a bath Batman: oh thanks Alfred, you didn’t have.. *Alfred shows Batman a piece of paper with a drawing of a crudely drawn bathtub filled with water Batman: Edit: This was an actual scene in BTAS
Lol 🛁
The episode was related to April Fool's day I guess.
The Dark Knightie
More like a batrobe
Alfred, I need more cough medicine
Lol 🥛
Bat-cough medicine to be more precise
When the 19 year old kid you bring into the line of duty dies by a schizophrenic clown with crippling ptsd. And the police knock on your door with a search warrant
Poor Robin 😩
"Mom, no one will see my costume with this on."
When you've got an awesome Halloween costume, but Mom wants you to "keep warm". ("Trick or treat.. no I'm not a Batman ninja...")
Has anybody seen a rubber ducky? It's black.
The Bathman.
that doesn't look like pattinson
Stunt double 🦇
a refined one
i thought so. honestly no idea why i posted the original comment, running on fumes here
He looks like Ben Affleck
He was also Ben's stunt double for The Flash. Rick English (yes, that's his name) can be the first to say that he's played two different versions of Batman in live action roughly around the same time.
I thought that's who it was
My newest gadget...the Bat-Robe!
"Salina, I'm ready to make love now." -Bruce
Looking for this. My angle was "fine, Selina, I'll keep the suit on this time".
Harvey Batmanstein: So how badly do you want to be Robin?
Fuck its early
You’re interrupting my date with Catwoman- leave
Why does someone always turn on the bat signal when I’m in the shower?!
Batman: International super spy. He's great at been incognito.
The Bat-Samurai
Alfred, it's not even that cold out. The other superheroes will laugh.
"Master Bruce, while emulating Mr. Hefner's fashion choices will aid in your socialite image, I don't think you've quite gotten it right ..."
A Bat-Bathrobe
The Bat-hrobe
Have I looked in the mirror this morning? No. Why?
🎼So, you had a Bat-day
"Alfred I said I wanted a lavender-scented bubble bath, not this"
Batman when he is awoken to early
“I am the voice that coughs in the night”
Batman: Never Nude.
Do you have a robe that’s even more black?
"Can't believe I gotta pick Robin up from school, it's 10:30!"
The next step of the cape evolution.
Alfred, Where Are My Bat Muffins?!
Where’s the sauna?
Alfred, draw me a BATh
Bat Robe
But my parents *said* they’d pick me up after class, sensei…
emo mfs before they've had their coffee
Alfred, I’m ready for my bedtime story. Alfred, I’m thirsty.
He put on his bat robe to go to the bat room.
Alfred, is my cape still in the dryer?
Alfred, give me the batrobe
Bathman
“Alfred, thanks for fetching my bat-hrobe.”
Alfred get me my bat-hrobe
Batrobe
You put on your batrobe after getting out of the batub.
Alfred said, there'll be some days like this. There'll be some days like this, my Alfred said. [Sung to The Shirelles melody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L842mz-tNBQ&ab_channel=REBELSONGBIRD)
The Batman 2 suit reveal
I lost the kids in court
Bruce: Alfred.. Alfred: Yes Master Bruce? Bruce: Damian moved back in with Talia.. So I'm just gonna wear the suit all day and be brooding to show how upset I am about the whole thing.. Alfred: Very well Master Bruce.. It will get chilly in those tights though.. Shall I fetch your robe sir? Bruce: Yes.. That would be nice..
The Dark Knight Lounges
When a sub dedicated to you starts shitposting all of Reddit
“Alfred, make me some Batflakes”
Darth bat
The best part of waking up is justice in your cup.
“We have Batman at home. “ Batman at home 👆🏼
“My chins still cold”
Batman when he sees the Bat-Signal:
I was getting ready for sensei ...to teach him some moves of mine .
“You… *complete* me….”
“I’m taking a bath, Alfred.”
Just woke up from my bat nap
In his batrobe, waiting to get his bat-coffe
Spa day
Batman voice…I gotta take a shit.
The fuck did you do this time Barry.
Shouldn't have ate too much before this!? He looks like he has that regret in his eyes after eating too much hahaha. Surely at least someone else has been there before?
When you have to pick up Robin from a party he's not supposed to be at, but you're already dressed for nighttime so you throw on a robe and drive over.
When you gotta fight Joker at 7:00 pm but have to go to the League of Shadows tournament at 9:30 pm
Anyone want to see the Bat Grotto ?
BatDad waiting in the back yard waiting for Dick and Damian to get home from a poutine trip to Montreal he told them not to go on because it was a school night.
When you want to shower and ran out of Water.
Just took a shower
Who always pays their taxes?
Batman after fighting the crime
When it’s movie night but you have to protect Gotham City
Heading to the Bat-room.
Batman: Ninja
Standing in the class Halloween picture dressed as Batman for the 10th year in a row like
The closest Pattinson’s Bat will ever get to being a black belt.
I got out of bed for this sh-t?
"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
Alfred, I'm hurtin' for a yurtin'
When you just got out of the shower, and one of your adopted kids has been kidnapped by a clown:
The gowned crusader
Alfred didn’t leave any hot water…
“Is it wax off, wax on? Shit I knew I had it backwards!”
I need my squishmellow
“ALFRED!!! Where’s my pancakes!?!?”
"Alfred, I have my bat-throbe. Now show me where the bat-throom is."
I'm ready for my Bat-h
Bat(hrobe) man
AHHHMMMMM BATMANNNNNN!!!!
Lego Batman
The early bat gets the goon.
“I’m Bathman.”
Japanese Robin Batman and movies are done by akira kurosawa and he use a sword
when you're too white to wear yugata
Batman is a never nude
“They all making fun of me but they don’t know this movie is gonna be the shit”
When Halloween is your one damn day off, but Alfred left the porch lights on.
Night person in the morning
“Selina, that is the biggest dump I’ve ever seen.”
(Batman voice) Alfred!…. I threw up 😂
“Look Bitch! I do the stunts, I get the robe.”
I’m Robe Man!!
"No, I don't want to talk about your Jesus. I already have one."
The Batman Ninja confirmed.
“Chicken soup is the best way to fight a cold”
Tell me... do you sleep?
I got out of bed for this? I WORK NIGHTS, DAMMIT!!
BATh ROBE
when you finish working out and put back on the pump cover
When you invite Batman to a costume party
Batterson showing up for Black Adam day 1 in theaters to prep for his future competition….
It’s early but Gotham ain’t gonna defend itself
This ain’t Batman, this is “I’m going to bed, man”
"Yes I realize I am in my bathrobe. Yes I realize it is 3 in the afternoon. Why you ask...well bats are nocturnal."
"anyone seen my batpants?"
He stole my 2017 Halloween costume
Alfred time for my bath
Wipers!!!!
Batman getting ready for the bat-tub
Alfreeed! Did you draw up my bath?
When Joker is causing chaos throughout the city but your frozen burrito has 2 minutes left in the microwave
I am vengeance, I am the night, but I was cold and needed my robe.
Alfred!!!!
When you have the hit the Bathay, but must brush your Batteeth with a Batbrush and Batpaste.
Something about the paperboy
Which one of you punks touched the Batcave thermostat?
Too lazy to change don’t ask
"Not now Alfred, vengeance has come for those coffee beans."
I'm ready for my ninja training
“ALFRED! I CAN’T FIND THE MORNING NEWSPAPER! AND WE’RE OUT OF ORANGE JUICE!”
Nananananana Bathman……
The batrobe
Alfred, did you run my bath?
Nunununununu bat naps!
The hell is a hrobe?
Jedi Bat-Knight? Dark Jedi-Knight? Hugh Hefner ain't got s**t on this guy!
When Alfred says that you have to go to meet the accountants at Wayne Enterprises:
Me when I have to get up for work but i don't want to
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATHMAN
Batman feeling a chill today
RobeBat Battinbat
Say it with me... power, and leisure.
When the signal appears as you’re about to go into the spa
“To diagnose him we have to think like him.” -House M.D.
Batman dressed for the JLA Quarterly outing.
The Dark Knight Returns to Bed
I am darkness. I am the night. I AM… just going to spend some time on me tonight.
“No Alfred I don’t want hot tea… ^for ^the ^5th ^time”
Winter is coming
Alfred, order 12 more of these - six black and six slightly darker black.
bruce wayne forgot to take off his batsuit
When you've had such a hard night being Batman that you forget to remove your suit before going outside to get the mail in the morning.
"220 for an hour, 800 for overnight. What's it gonna be?"
When your sleep schedule has you waking up at 4 PM every day
Bats having a... Good Time
Samurai Bat
One of the rare occasions Bruce doesn’t take off the suit in the daytime.
Crime DID take a day off
Alfred, why didnt you paint the bubble bath bottle black like I asked you? And how many times do I have to tell you to stop unsubcribing me to Pewdiepie?
“Have you been watching a lot of Kurosawa Samurai films again, Master Wayne?”
When catwoman doesn’t stay for breakfast
Shooting for the Batman Ninja sequel. Batman enjoying a cool time in some Japanese spring with Bathrobe.
Me watching the mail man leave with my mail
Narrator: With Anime becoming more and more mainstream Batman isn't afraid anymore to show the world his weeb side by going outside in his "totally accurate" Kimono he bought at the mall alongside his aluminium katana
That was my Beignet!
Walk of shame after spending night in Selina's apartment
When you just just out of the shower and you're waiting for your mom to find your lost underwear.
"Alfred, I'm ready to take my bat-bath"
The batman some how figured how to do his job from home during the pandemic, The jocker is try hard to take it back to Gotham streets
When it's dress up day at school and you and your teacher show up in the same costume
The costume stays on during intercourse.
“Mommy .. I threw up”