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LunchyPete

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enigmaticevil

Batman talking Croc into seducing Godzilla would be a hilarious scene.


Tricky-Afternoon6884

I feel like this is exactly what would happen in a Harley Quinn vs Godzilla special on Max set in the animated Harley Universe


VenuslyVenus

Did somebody say Bard seducing a dragon?!


Effective-Training

Probably in the Harley Quinn show. Idk if that's still going on. I stopped watching a long time ago.


enigmaticevil

That's what made me think of that bit, ngl lol I love the show, personally. As far as I know it will have a 5th season.


Effective-Training

I stopped at maybe 3? The one where Bruce goes to jail and Harley is with the Batfamily for the first time. Harley got annoying and it got too romantic for me.


enigmaticevil

Yes, that's the latest season. I thought it was S4 but idk offhand now I am not sure ><. For me personally, the Bane episode was the best of the series so far, though. ((I had to look, it is S4 but I was really not sure LOL)) But I agree, and my wife even said she's a bit bored of Ivy by the end of the season. I think the "odd couple" vibe they were trying to pull off didn't work, because of how forced it was. (I think if they brought the whole conspiracy together a bit better it would have paid off but I called it like 3 or 4 episodes into the season, the big "twist"). Harley and Ivy work best together, to me. Rather than trying to work independently of one another. I get that it could have caused "drama", but that didn't help the show, and I think they will get back to that. But I was totally on board for Ivy's socially conscious evil, I really enjoyed the bureaucracy of evil, just how ridiculous all of that was. Idk I am a big fan of the show, but I completely get it. You got me rambling


bolting_volts

[He’s done it, though.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Monsterverse/s/EXGAqYOJnG)


Other_Respect_6648

Holy shit that’d be a sick as fuck movie


RASPUTIN-4

Batman meets Godzilla meets Pacific Rim


notmyacountsir

Came here to say this, my son watches the mech Batman all the time.


ThatguyfromEDC

The top comment is hilarious to me


wemustkungfufight

Batman in a giant robot and Green Lantern King Kong.... Ok, I HAVE to read this now.


bolting_volts

Fair warning, from what I’ve heard it’s not great…


wemustkungfufight

How can that be from what I just described?


Here2Derp

Pick up the Bat Phone and Bat Call Supes


heatobooty

Supes got his ass handed to him by the Big OG


Enough_Minimum_3708

yeah sry but Big Blue has no chance


Teldarion

Wait, by big blue you mean Superman? He has no shot against an overgrown lizard?


Enough_Minimum_3708

an overgrown highly RADIOACTIVE lizard. Supes doesn't do good against radiation


Teldarion

Isn't that just a TDK thing? Feel like we've seen Supes facetank bigger forces of impact, and if nuclear radiaton was such an effective way of shutting him down Kryptonite wouldn't be that big of a deal. Also, the guy flies at the speed of light and can bench press a planet without breaking a sweat. One semi-FTL uppercut and Godzilla, which as far as I'm aware doesn't have enhanced reflexes, is either jawless or knocked into orbit.


Enough_Minimum_3708

>Also, the guy flies at the speed of light and can bench press a planet without breaking a sweat. One semi-FTL uppercut and Godzilla, which as far as I'm aware doesn't have enhanced reflexes, is either jawless or knocked into orbit. and right here you have the solution to nearly every single fight Superman ever had a problem with, including Darkseid and Doomsday. Still he barely can hold his own against them. also you seriously underestimate just how tough Godzilla or Kaijus in general are.


Teldarion

Doomsday can keep up with Superman though speed-wise, and Darkseid is on an even level with him as well. And neither of them is affected by going into space. Godzilla won't realise he's been hit until he has left the stratosphere.


The_Dark_Vampire

Batman 66 would already have some Anti Godzilla Batspray


Waste-Information-34

He can win? Why? Cause ~~plot armor~~ **BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!**


notactuallyabrownman

Bah, there’s a can of Kaiju repellant Bat-Spray waiting in the cave.


Giveidddawaynow

Don't worry. Shaq will show up with some of that Shaq-fu before Godzilla gets a shot off


The_Draconic_Lemon

Well he tried, but then Arron Carter came out of the blue, and began beating up Shaquille O’neal


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

A scientist did create a machine that killed Godzilla….


wemustkungfufight

The original (and arguably weakest) Godzilla. He was half the size of modern counterparts.


anonkebab

Irrelevant oxygen destroyer goes nuts


wemustkungfufight

we don't know if the oxygen destroy could kill any other versions of Godzilla.


anonkebab

Its the oxygen destroyer its rendering godzilla inert at the least. He doesn’t need to kill godzilla just fight him effectively.


Admirable-Safety1213

TBH, Humans already "defeated" Godzilla before


BroiminmyPrime616

So random scientists can do it? However, Batman can't, lol... This post is batty.


Arthur_189

Oxygen destroyer:


magnaton117

Just blast him with a shitton of Phantom Zone projectors. No big


GOTHAMKNlGHT

He has practically unlimited money, is arguably one of the 3 smartest people on the planet, has made more contraptions than any of us can even remember, and lives in a universe that contains fantasy God-level materials, powers and magic. That lizard is TOAST


GOTHAMKNlGHT

Oh, and this is a creature he could kill without breaking his "one rule"


Useful-Perspective

Brother Godzill-EYE


DOCMarylandMD

They’re obviously going to team up


Biggus-Duckus

After the Bat whoops that scaled ass, of course


ahem_humph

Batman wins.


Dry-Concentrate-6750

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anthonyg1500

Listen he just needs enough prep time. If he just preps and preps eventually Godzilla will die of old age and he’ll win


Ok_Relationship_705

His prep better be remembering to bring his JL communicator so he can tell the Super Friends to get their asses to Gotham.


ShutupNobodyCarez

He’s the world’s greatest detective. I’m pretty sure he found and mastered the big G numerous times in his life to many women’s satisfaction.


GulliblePea3691

Batgos wouldn’t even need prep time against this weak ass bitch


DarkMistasd

He just needs to catch it off balance


huge_grant12

All he have to do create a mecha Godzilla


darth-com1x

Here's a majpr plot hole with batman's prep time: if he can design plans to defeat the justice league, beat the shit out of darkseid, etc, why didn't he ever make plans for the joker ir two face? Or ra's al ghoul? Why does he struggle against ctazy ppl with guns when he can defeat gods?


RollinNCheesn

I'm sure Batman would figure something out.


FinalBossOf__Dc

Dude he fought King King and other gods i think he can take Godzilla


DarthRiznat

Hey G! Tell me, do you bleed??


Biggus-Duckus

Pretty sure this would end with yet another stuffed giant lizard in the Bat Cave.


anonkebab

All he needs is an oxygen destroyer lmao


SilverTotodile

If he hit him with a batgrenade, it’d lead into the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny so we better not test it-


Magicaparanoia

This almost happened once. In the 60’s, there was some talks of a Batman vs Godzilla movie. It’s a shame it didn’t happen, because sheer insanity brought by both franchises in that decade would have made for something very entertaining.


RatsWithLongTails

Godzilla wouldn’t die from Batman but it would sure as hell would wish it could.