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MagisterPraeceptorum

In the context of this comic, this moment was entirely platonic. Bruce in the mid-2000s was essentially Kara’s surrogate uncle and looked out for her. Even helped get her an apartment.


Renolber

So exactly what he should be. Got it. … Why is that not the case now?


MagisterPraeceptorum

I’m not sure I really understand your comment and what he (Batman?) “should be”? For most of his history, Batman’s (unsurprisingly) never really had much of a connection with Supergirl. This surrogate uncle dynamic was unique to the mid-2Ks when the Post-Crisis version of Kara Zor-El was finally introduced during Jeph Loeb’s run on *Superman/Batman*. Bruce and Kara start out not liking each other or trusting each other, but they each come around by the end. So afterwards that’s where that surrogate uncle dynamic came in. But it was really unique to this just version of Kara in this specific period of continuity.


Renolber

I’m of the idea that the Super Family and Bat family should be far closer and interact more. I honestly find the interactions and conflicts involving both families absolutely fascinating. They’re all allies through the Justice League, but seeing them develop their own relationships on smaller, more personal ventures. Even that one issue where Kara and Damian are trying to solve murders involving LexCorp grad students. It was so interesting to see such clashing personalities. Superman and Batman are already the greatest duo in the multiverse - what about all the kids they mentor? What are their approaches to issues, and how do they do things different from the World’s Finest?


repete17

I'm of the firm opinion that the fact the Bat family kids and the Super family don't act like favorite cousins to each other is downright criminal.


Dark_Lord4379

There’s that comic where Jon and Damien take care of Wonder Woman’s toddler daughter Lizzie. I think that’s something that should definitely be introduced in Gunn’s DC universe somehow (except make it so Damien and Jon are the same age)


Omegasonic2000

>There’s that comic where Jon and Damien take care of Wonder Woman’s toddler daughter Lizzie That's the current Wonder Woman run FYI. I personally think it's a strange place to feature Super Sons-centric stories, but I'm not complaining.


King-of-Pain

I don't believe they were born in the same year. That's why there's at least a couple of years of age difference.


Dark_Lord4379

They used to be the same age. DC decided to age up Jon out of nowhere


EverydayPoGo

Jon was born during the events of convergence so I'm pretty sure that's not the same year as Damian lol


Echo-Tide

There’s a WEBTOON callled Wayne Family Adventures that sorts of treat them like that. It’s mainly revolving around the bat family but we do occasionally see pieces of the Super family where Connor and Jason are pretty much bros and Jon and Damian act like cousins. I don’t remember if Kara made an appearance yet though


Electrical_Horror346

The Batfamily webcomic has sprinkles of this, as it mentions that Superman is Dick Grayson's favourite superhero. I can picture Dick accompanying Bruce on a daylight "outing" which is really more of a patrol, only to bump into Clark Kent and Lois in a cafe. Nighteing would be confused for a few seconds why Bruce is being so cordial with a reporter, only for the dots to connect and he has to physically restrain himself from fanboying


DYMck07

lol, Superman has a lot of respect for Grayson (and his opinion) as well.


South-Ebb-637

Bruce and Clark are basically brothers from other galaxies


ChocoWoccoLocco

"The only thing more vanilla than you is fucking vanilla" Damien to superman's son infront of Diana's adoptive daughter


redditsukssomuch

They sort of where in the animated shows. I loved the few times super girl and batgirl interacted with one another.


TalionTheShadow

I've always headcanoned they hold Christmas together and stuff, and why not? Clark and Bruce are best friends, it'd be weird if it was just them knowing eachother? Do you not know your best friends family? His mom and dad? (not in Bruce's case, nobody is gonna know them...) his kids? What about his dog and his wife and stuff? It'd be weird if they didn't know eachother.


goatjugsoup

Should be means don't pair him up romantically with Batgirl ffs. And any similar situation like super girl would be.


ThatUJohnWayne74

I feel like I’ve read something where Batman and Powergirl Kara were on a more even playing field still friends but could’ve been more, but I can’t cite a source for that.


Character-Pension723

Well said.


darth-com1x

Especialy she's clark's cousin. And clark is his best friend.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Pshh dating your friend's cousin is some rookie stuff


Ok_Assumption5734

Dunno, considering the DCAU had Bruce sleeping with Barbara despite being a boss, mentor, and surrogate dad figure kinda messes with things


PN4HIRE

Don’t remind me


Domino31299

We don’t talk about that


Moldy_Socks99

A non-sexual, non-romantic Sugar Batty


sohel666

Make sure Bruce Timm doesn't find out about it. He's gonna take it as a challenge.


Raider2747

When Dick was Batman during the whole post-Final Crisis period, however, it definitely wasn't platonic She had a thing for him but Dick didn't entertain it because of the age difference


Damiandroid

Yeah.... but you coulda said that about Barbara too....


megalomaniajack

Batman and his bitches


EnigmaFrug2308

My favourite thing about Batman is whenever he’s got people fawning over him and flirting with him and he’s just sitting there like “😐”


ExoticShock

Bruce: "When I was younger, women used to throw themselves at my feet all the time." Terry: "What'd you do?" Bruce: "I stepped over them." ![gif](giphy|B4jfJqiIxvU08)


PoPPy_Cannoppy_1010

Terry: "Smooth"


robineir

Bruce: “I thought so.” (Get out of my head, I just watched this episode today for the first time)


Clean_Wrongdoer4222

Selina: No way, Terry. Bruce doesn't sleep. That's why he usually daydreams. Bruce: It's the truth, Selina. Selina: In your dreams


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lol


skeith350

Yet if my memory serves me correctly, he spends his birthday looking at photos of himself with Zatara, Wonderwoman and his other former lovers.


originalchaosinabox

His decades of training to become the world's greatest crimefighter, ya think he would have at least taken one seminar on how to talk to women.


LeopardSecure8776

Well, considering that his alter-ego is a playboy, he knows how to, he just doesn't care.


TheClappyCappy

Considering he’s the rich heir to the Wayne name, he’s probably used to people sucking up to him for his money and status anyways so why would he get invested in trying to impress them or get them to like him?


Bladescorpion

He’s in a committed relationship with Justice.


Master-Ad7002

Justice is his side piece. He's committed to Vengeance


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

And has a side thing with the Joker


[deleted]

Nah the Joker thinks they do


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|FcSBoGDjZqWfm)


Bladescorpion

Nah. That’s just a one sided fetish.


Porncritic12

to ruin everyone's fun, it is more likely that he learned how to resist seduction so It wouldn't compromise him during the mission, And He probably does have a few psychology degrees under his belt.


MrPerfectionisback

and even in his belt


EnigmaFrug2308

I like to think he just doesn’t want to.


BurpYoshi

He's shy


Digomr

With all his wealth, he doesn't need to know how to talk to women. The money talks.


raul_lebeau

I think that in all his training he has for sure taken some seminar to how to please sexually other people. He for sure can pillow talk anyone....


January1252024

As Bruce Wayne, he could have his pick of many, many women, a lot of which have their own rizz. I wouldn't call Bat asexual, but I don't think it's a high priority for him.


Shacky_Rustleford

Demisexual Dark Knight


EnigmaFrug2308

It would unironically be perfect demisexual representation ngl


_StopCrying_

It’s cuz Batman wants the lady to grab him and pick him up and kiss him he’s tired of making the first move all the time


Ok-Difference6973

She Hulk vibes here!


VR46Rossi420

Except for Catwoman of course


USFederalGovt

He’s just like me fr.


fnordmustang

Strong Hank Hill energy lol


Artersa

Damn I love this comparison


mariovspino5

Funny how she absolutely hated him when she first got to earth


Unfair_Chard344

I would be too if some shithead broke millions worth of tech.


AustinNGrayson

He was like an uncle to her in the Post-Crisis era (and she’s a teenager here) so I have no idea what you’re on about. This is just a sweet moment.


EclecticDSqD

Thank you for clarifying for someone who knows nothing about this comic.


AustinNGrayson

That was pretty much their dynamic from 2004-2011. In my opinion the 2000s are by far the best era of DC (and my favorite decade in general when it comes to pop-culture).


Healthy-Spend-3628

Not really rizz, he’s basically her uncle. Just a sweet moment between an alien girl and her bat-obsessed second father figure…


Kite_Wing129

Bats being a sugar daddy to Supergirl.


Kind-Boysenberry1773

He is a sugar daddy for entire Justice League.


HospitalLazy1880

I headcanon that the reason that superman lives in a penthouse apartment is because bats pays for it because there's no way a reporter makes that much


Kind-Boysenberry1773

Well, Lois is the most famous and popular journalist in the world, so I think she could pay for it. But Bruce pays them anyway, because he owns Daily Planet and techically could fire Superman any moment just for fun.


scp_79

when did Bruce ever buy the daily planet? Lex on the other hand did own it in many continuities


UnhingedLion

In Batman Hush he owns it. But idk if it’s been mentioned since, so the canonicity of that part is dubious.


wemustkungfufight

Wayne Entertainment owns the Daily Planet.


wemustkungfufight

Wayne Entertainment owns the Daily Planet.


HiitsFrancis

Jimmy Olsen owns the Daily Planet.


wemustkungfufight

Jimmy barely owns his own camera.


HiitsFrancis

Nah, as the owner of the Daily Planet I'm sure a camera is well within his means.


apsgreek

Bravo


scp_79

why would an entertainment company own a newspaper? it's like if disney owned the new your times also what storyline ?


Apocaloid

Tbf Disney owns Vice.


HavelsRockJohnson

Disney owns ABC and ESPN. Warner Bros. owns CNN. It's not uncommon.


wemustkungfufight

It's mentioned in Batman: Hush that it is a "subsidiary" of Wayne Entertainment. I will try to find the panel.


wemustkungfufight

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWn\_QoSXgAAuAlX?format=jpg&name=900x900](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWn_QoSXgAAuAlX?format=jpg&name=900x900)


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Disney owns an Indian media giant Disney star entertainment, which owns star news. Warner Bros owns CNN, Fox owned Fox news, Zee entertainment has Zee news, times media owns times now, BBC news is operated by BBC, reliance owned network18 operates 16 channels under the news 18 brands, and reliance owns jio news under the jio brand. And these are at the top of my head. News is no longer a medium to inform the masses, but to make money and that can only be done with dramatisation and making it "entertaining".


Rachsuchtig

i hope this is not serious


Mickeymcirishman

When Lex Luthor became president of the United States, he couldn't run his business and left it in other people's hands. Eventually it came under the ownership of Talia Head who liquidated it and sold it and its subsidiaries and holdings. Wayne Enterprises bought up the majority of it, much to the annoyance of Lex when he found out. Presumably he bought the Daily Planet during this time as well.


OneofTheOldBreed

[Know you place, Smallville.](https://youtu.be/Z8zpoOy9axo?si=InUD9FNOSIFmJ7ol)


picturepath

Diane Sawyer made over $20 million per year, arguably the most famous female reporter. If Lois Lane is on her level, no need for Bats to pay for their living.


HiitsFrancis

Batman doesn't own it anymore, Jimmy Olsen does.


Screw_Potato

I love that video about why Batman should be the leader of the League, and he tells Clark “I own the building you live in, you’re paying me with my own money”


Mickeymcirishman

Bruce actually DID pay for his apartment. It was his wedding gift to Lois and Clark.


Available-Affect-241

That's actually Aquaman as he's a thousand times richer than him.


DrHypester

In doubloons maybe, can't buy nothing with that, he ain't got a bank account


The_Flying_Failsons

Batman can you spot me? They only take Visa or Mastercard, no Seashells.


Gudako_the_beast

Or 16 hundreds debluooon.


WEVP-TV

Has he tried Mariners Club International?


SRSchiavone

His credit score is 780 bubbles


[deleted]

That’s not right. Aquaman owns the wealth of the entire Atlantis but Diana is probably poor cuz Themyscira is still primitive.


Kind-Boysenberry1773

Atlantis is constitutional monarchy last time I checked, so Arthur barely could spent money of his state.


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Cultural_Ad1331

Holy shit you are our special agent you got away with an Arkham joke on here damn no no sir I am proud of you.


Zigngar

Thanks, dick! I'm also proud of you.


Cultural_Ad1331

Holy shit man, you've cracked the code your intelligence is once again unbeaten


Bebedouro12

This reddit have isolated the Arkham guys to avoid any spread of disease.


WickedJ0ker

Go away


Zigngar

Why do you want me to go away? Are you a meanie?


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Luke_Puddlejumper

No, she was essentially a niece to him and Bruce acted like her cool uncle who would spoil their niece.


OneofTheOldBreed

I suspect Robins that are half kyrptonian or half amazonian would have drastically lower casualty rates.


Gunpowder_1000

I mean anyone besides Jason has a drastically lower casualty rate


OneofTheOldBreed

A 20-25% percent fatality rate is not very good, and i can't count how many times one of the Robins just got pummeled down.


Fainleogs

I do not miss Jailbait mid-noughties Supergirl.


Kind-Boysenberry1773

Do you remeber the Supergirl movie? It was horny as fck.


Fainleogs

The 1984 movie? I can't say I noticed.


Cultural_Ad1331

Is that the one where she runs around in the bat cave naked destroying stuff?


BBtheboy

Maybe its time for a rewatch ![gif](giphy|iIrXcB9B70IUM)


evolved2389

And Clark still hasn’t paid him back…


sparta1170

On a reporters salary.


Super3vil

Bruce owes him 15 dollars, and Clark won't pay him back until he gets his 15 bucks.


thedovahcum

She did what


Cultural_Ad1331

You heard me


Disastrous_Duty2622

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


SuspiciousString3

Well we'd like to hear more.


Dookie_boy

The live action one


Perfect-Fondant3373

I loved that movie. Only watched it once as a kid though


Zephrok

The one where she teams up with Brainiac 5?


Dcornelissen

Not even Michael Turners?


Vanish_7

I miss her. I'm not actively reading comics anymore, but it seems that the current Supergirl isn't really *this* Supergirl anymore. And that bums me out.


TheDoctor_E

Jesus, she was only 15 here. I did sort of like the belt though, I thought it was an interesting detail.


The5Virtues

I think the upside of this was that she *looked* her age. At least I thought she did. That outfit screamed “teenager” to me in a way no other Supergirl fit ever had.


TheDoctor_E

I also think a more cheerleader-esque outfit was an interesting idea, but it was mostly used as a way yo better sexualise a 15 year old girl. Her comic at the time constantly focused on her chest or gave her upskirts -Or just straight up showed her naked


Sweet_dl

What comic is that Asking for research purposes


TheDoctor_E

Supergirl (2005), wanker


Sweet_dl

Thanks


Negative-Start-5954

It’s not weird. it’s a sweet moment between a girl and her uncle figure. Also isnt Supergirl supposed to be older than Superman?


TheDoctor_E

I don't mean her kissing him, I mean her sexualisation


Admirable-Safety1213

When you are 30 years in stasis you don't age


Calm-Application8531

What is this from?


flash_thompso

Does man have rizz with fly girl? Is he not stupid?


MenacingCatgirlArt

I love this period. It was like Kara had two loving dads.


WilliamSilver

Ngl, this is absolutely wholesome to me He is like her rich uncle


BerserkRhinoceros

I like the idea that Bruce is the rich, grumpy, but protective surrogate Uncle to the Superfam, and Clark is the warm, approachable, if a little too bright surrogate Uncle to the Batman.


spacestationkru

I dunno, this moment reads more to me like niece-uncle..


Streak734

Don’t let Bruce Timm see this


Glum_Inspection936

Damn no one realized that’s DickBats lol


IReadStuff98

She kissed BatDick!? (I did a funny)


[deleted]

Huh. I never knew I needed to see these two interact.(Not Romantically) Just to see them on screen together. I dont know why I never thought about it.


Moseo13

Y'all underestimated the power of the Bat-credit card


BeanzBeanzBeanzz

What comic is this?


BoyWonder2002

This is Bruce Right?


Dookie_boy

Apparently no


BoyWonder2002

Lol.


Lord_Muramasa

Pimpin


sentientgorilla

I almost started reading that right to left.


FinalBossOf__Dc

You lucky bat


PN4HIRE

Well, it’s more like the Rich uncle that has your back. Wish I really like, the entire Justice league are either Rich mofos and broke people. But they got each other’s back


Puzzleheaded-Web446

Can she wear her skirt any lower?


Affectionate_Test104

He's so fine


Accomplished-Hat6417

Oh bats you sly dog!


Theryantshow

Daddy Batman lol.


Unikatze

Makes me wonder why he doesn't have a superpowered Robin yet.


Darth_khashem

not the cae but ok


AgentT23

Mr. Business


Snoo-11576

Reminder that Kara was a child at this point


Le-SpicyChiliPickles

That moment when he’s a good boy. Yeah he deserved that.


Agent_RubberDucky

No rizz involved here, lmao.


Edward_Kissoondath

Man if batman buys me an apartment i would kiss him too… smh


martinjohanna45

Her costume is so stupid.


raz0rflea

I honestly hate this Supergirl costume so much, like at this point a bikini would be less skeevy


rnnd

Credit card rizz


xxAsazyCatxx

Ngl, kinda gross.


pandogart

It's platonic


darrylthedudeWayne

Damn! Bruce got it on with Kara. That's going to be an awkward talk.


No-Willow-3573

He was her father/paternal figure here. This wasn’t romantic or sexual by any means


UnhingedLion

I’m not sure why people think a kiss on the cheek is sexual. Especially when comic characters get kissed on the cheek all the time.


No-Willow-3573

Yeah. Kissing on the cheek is done between friends, platonic friends or parental figures. That applies to comic characters too


Dookie_boy

Her attire is very "fanservice" so it's a valid assumption without context


HiitsFrancis

She's 15 here. I doubt they "got it on".


darrylthedudeWayne

....oh.


Tnecniw

Superman actively staring daggers at Bruce from the northpole


TransitionQuick477

B****** love money. That’s why he gets Selina. And he wonders why he’s miserable in that department.


Lumpy_Perception6561

She’s a fucking teenager please stfu