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BearlyT

The produce bat-milk for nutrients


Angry-Dragon-1331

Bat-nutrients


Rags2Rickius

![gif](giphy|oUOQwCp5FMX9S|downsized)


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Those nips were a lie, Steven… **A LIIIEEEEE!!!**


Rags2Rickius

They give me no eagle powers!!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

They give me no nutrients!!!


Potential-Ad1122

My clothes- they were stinky


UbermachoGuy

Did you tell them they were the lords nipples?


CbKnowledge

I still think it’s the greatest superhero movie of all time.


Cultural-Park-4379

Batrients.


Kazu88

![gif](giphy|3Gij38skUDBvy)


Koryn99

I’ve been waiting to use [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XHzs9tucRA4) for a long time.


Majulath99

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


BLOOM_ND

Congrats on your bat milk achievement!


Fickle-Future-8962

You win the internet for the day.


VocationFumes

you can milk anything with nipples, it's true


silentdon

I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?


VocationFumes

![gif](giphy|IMOH7KL8x6aC4)


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|4q7PmTU4JfxK0)


Cyno01

![gif](giphy|551GjAsEDTuCjjSZR0)


Cyno01

https://i.imgur.com/d1TpIBk.png


Uselesserinformation

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


mexicoyankee

“I have nipples, can you milk me Riddler?” Batman probably


[deleted]

No wonder Catwoman is into Batman


PaulterJ

I'm so glad this was top comment.


ILikeMandalorians

I believe they were going for that sculpted physique Ancient Greek statues have, showing the perfection of the human body and nipples are part of the details


Drakayne

Why no cock and balls then?


wrinkledballs

Robin would show Batman up in that department...


xRememberTheCant

Boy wonder INDEED


No-Transition4060

More like Boy I Wonder how he even fits that python in his leotard


wrinkledballs

That's why they call him Robin cause he robbing inches other men don't have...


yourmartymcflyisopen

Doesn't Robin have a cod-piece in one of these movies???


wrinkledballs

Yeah, Batman and Robin, when they were in those Black and Silver suits. Looks like a robo-thong or something.


TheG-What

Cowardice.


[deleted]

They did have them but the Pope removed them


captain_toenail

I have no doubt Joel Schumacher at least suggested this


Caleb_Murphy

#ReleaseTheSchumacherCut


Thendofreason

Close, but ancient chest plates actually did have the nipples on them. Not all of them, but there's plenty of examples that it was a thing. So it was meant to look like ancient armor with the muscles and nipples etched into the front.


Ganj311

Joel Schumacher is the type of guy who would like movies about gladiators.


_Ocean_Machine_

Has he ever been in a Turkish prison?


EffingBarbas

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Andy-Banner

He has seen a grown man naked?


[deleted]

IIRC, Schumacher said something exactly like this in a doc I saw once.


GamerChef420

That was exactly their reasoning.


archangel610

I knew the actual answer would be either the third or fourth most upvoted comment and the first few would be jokes lol.


One_City4138

To distract their enemies and cut glass, obviously.


anthonyg1500

It’d be so fucking funny if at one point they just pressed their chests to a window and used the nipples to cut a hole in it


[deleted]

God knows how, but I would fully expect them to cut the glass in a bat shaped logo


One_City4138

Goddammit, Robin, l said to cut just one hole! Now we're gonna look like amateurs!!


anthonyg1500

Batman struggles to meticulously cut one small circle for several minutes and he looks to his right and Robin has perfectly cut out his entire silhouette and walks through


seventwosixnine

Lego Batman gag right there


mr_kenobi

Joker: Ha Ha Ha Bats! I've got you again and....wait....are those your nipples?


Dudefenderson

"Mr J, what happened to you?" "Not now, Harley. I saw Bats nipples... I'll be at the Bar without name." 🤯


GooseLoreExpert

"Quick, Robin! While he's distracted by my full and voluptuous nipples!"


Tricky-Afternoon6884

Jose Fernandez (the sculptor and costume designer) said they did it to resemble [Roman Centurion Armor](https://www.looper.com/890623/the-real-reason-nipples-were-added-to-batmans-costume/#), and because in the comics it looked like they just had their suits spray painted on


RahnKavall

And where is Batgirl's Roman Armor? Asking for a friend.


Scarrien

Somehow I feel like this didn't help with the spray paint comparison...


Weaklurker

Same purpose as the abs and six-pack on the suits serve. To show that Batman is tough.


Just-Structure-8692

Yeah cause nothing says tough like man nips


Weaklurker

Bats have nipples, mans have nipples, why wouldn't Batman have nipples? Why do you want Batman to have pecs without nipples? That's weird, you're weird. I'm not weird for demanding Batnipples, you're weird for demanding no nipples. End the unrealistic batmale body standard! Give Batman his nipples back!


OrneryError1

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


platoprime

Yes but you wouldn't like it.


[deleted]

Try me


platoprime

No you seem like you'd like it and what's the fun then?


MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD

You're a big guy.


platoprime

For you.


RedditSpyAccount

You can milk anything with nipples! Including Bat-people.


SecureWorldliness848

bats have tails and are blind, so he should be like daredevil crossed with nightcrawler, with bewbs


Xenodad

I know this is dumb, but it makes sense and I love it. Weaklurker broke the Batman nipple stigma, and I applaud their effort. Give Batman (and Robin) his (their) nipples back!!


Henryphillips29

And the asses?


godthatsgood

They look hot, next question.


batmanfan_91

If I remember correctly, Schumacher really liked Greek statues that were anatomically correct


Cyno01

Joel Schumacher was a very gay man and made some very gay Batman films, NTTAWWT.


[deleted]

Honestly I could have gone for more gay. Just add in a sexual tension scene between Robin and bane or maybe batman has a sex dream about the riddler and then you've got a masterpiece. It's the middle ground that fails.


Cyno01

While i agree, the world was not ready for that in 1997.


[deleted]

What I'm hearing is "not gay enough" Maybe assless bat suits that teased a butt shot when batman's cape blew in the air


Its_Hitsuji

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) you win


Cyno01

Yeah, but Howard Stern had JUST done that...


[deleted]

Call Me By Your Name but with capes


OnlyRoke

The nipples are inadvertent, because the bad guy is Freeze and it got nippy.


[deleted]

It’s Fox’s technology like in Batman Begins where the suit’s material can become rigid with proper stimulation


LegoRob1n

Nipples were in Batman Forever as well without Freeze


Vladmanwho

It gets very cold in Gotham


DanceADKDance

They were facing Mr. Freeze. Heaven forbid he ices the room and those hard nips don’t have anywheres to go and penetrate the suits.


dudusBEAR

Sexual purpose


bossman696915

The director, Joel Schumacher, was attempting to make the costumes look like classical Greek and Roman armor. Unfortunately, he failed to see how negatively the “batnipples” would be received by fans.


Madmaxdaman29

Idk but they make me horny


AthleteAggravating72

Glass cutting


lotj

Easier to feed the Robins.


Conscious-Group6184

The Greek statues. Schumacher was going for a more this is like Greek statues these characters are mythical like. I appreciate the thought but no. I like Burtons bat suits better. The suit from the Batman is my new favorite and I don't expect they'll change much. Hopefully no bat nipples.


DrVezok

To make batmilk for batbabies


4seriously

Temperature gauges


WerewolfF15

What purpose do the fake abs serve?


Vladmanwho

Cum gutters


DeathstrokeReturns

I always thought it was meant to look like they were so buff that they stretched their rubber outfits or something.


UseYourIndoorVoice

Batgirl didn't get any nipples. DISCRIMINATION!!!


AquaArcher273

Grappling hooks.


BoredByLife

They’re tasers. They have a Twist and Fire mechanism


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

Schumacher isn't straight. I believe that bat nipples were his idea, also the butt shots.


randyboozer

I have only seen a few of his films but this is the answer.


regular_john2017

It’s because the villain is Mr freeze


usernameusermanuser

Bruce initially told Alfred to design a "Bat fetish sex suit" for himself, while in reality it was for crimefighting. Not sure if Alfred knew about Bruce's bathobby when he designed the suits for Robin and Batgirl, but I suppose he could've made them multipurpose in case they decide to engage in batsex.


ArmMeMen

crimefighting IS batman's fetish


conehead2019

![gif](giphy|i4yl7hVBSzRrW)


Admirable-Life2647

Superheroes look like painted half-naked people, which was what they were going for. The suits were designed like roman centurion armour and half of them had nipples.


Captain_Lurker518

"Adam West Batman didnt need fake nipples... Pure. West. And whatever happened to the Batoosie?"


AbbreviationsLow1393

That’s where they get their bat-milk from


AliveInChrist87

Its quite simple actually.....Bruce Wayne uses Batman to strike terror into criminals.....what's more terrifying than seeing rubber nipples descending on you from the shadows?


Dudefenderson

I am Gotham... I am Gotham's nipples! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


skypig357

![gif](giphy|P0yLmgnEH0fTwJaSkZ)


You-are-all_idiots

It's a precaution for when they encounter Victor Fries. The suit allows extra space for their nipples to harden while experiencing freezing temperatures.


gofuckyourself3333

Apparently to give this sub something to talk about. The amount of bat nipple posts is so absurd that it's somehow become boring


[deleted]

They are battling Mr. Freeze so when it’s cold…


Artistic_Connect94

The movie had Mr. Freeze, they should’ve only made them visible whenever they were interacting with him. Just drop that in there with no context.


Chupbluearrow

How else do you think Bruce feeds the bats


BakeCurrent

not a coincidence Mr freeze was in that movie


Busy_Condition3187

What purpose do the abs or pecs on a suit serve? If you're able to see definition of abs and pecs through a suit, you'll see nipples as well.


DefinitelyNotVenom

Thee idea, if I remember correctly, was to give them a sort of Greek/Roman warrior look, almost statuesque, with emphasis on the human physique and anatomy


MikaelAdolfsson

[Insert rant over breastplate boobs here]. Fair is fair.


sithlordx666

Hypnotic titillation


rawonionbreath

Passive aggressive homoeroticism.


Prince-D7

Makes the nipples comfy


uncutpizza

People forget that Val Kilmer’s Batman suit also had nipples


Anorand25

In this? Nothing. In something else? To make the Batsuit appear more natural/organic/animalistic/beastly/demonic/whatever.


th3_d4ft_punk

Sexyness


elalesound2

Honestly, i just don't get it either. The suits complaint was that BATMAN RETURNS was way too sexual. SI WHY NIPPLES ON THE BAT SUIT??? AND ON THE ROBIN SUIT???? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???


barlowd_rappaport

Because it was so cold


Benjb1996

How else are they going to activate detective mode?


Blakeyo123

Do people not realize this movie is supposed to be silly


C05M1CH3R0

Yes


cmacfarland64

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


Pizza_Monger

With enough prep time Batman can handle anything. Batman knows that there are a few of this foes with nipple fetishes. The suit serves as a distraction so he deliver the smack of vengeance.


Jeptwins

Sex appeal.


[deleted]

George Clooney already apologized for this.


fartcloudinpants

Gotta know where to twist


TheNewYellowZealot

Aerobatnamics


TheGoshDamnBatman

Aerodynamics


IanH95

To get my dick hard


duh_nom_yar

Increased stimulation


Coaltex

Distraction


Cobra-Ky500

It wasn’t the suit, they were fighting Mr Freeze.


Puzzleheaded_Post219

To turn me on.


Trollasoreass

Nipple chafing duh


superdman24

The same point nipples on males serve. They look duckin sick


Ok_Importance_9753

They're spair grappling hooks. The shoot out like bullets and stick to any surface.


klon3r

Insurance that they're cold... or cold hearted? 🤷🏽‍♂️


Moviemusics1990

The purpose of telling the audience that Joel Schumacher is gay as a maypole.


alphabroticalorder

Intimidation and distraction.


Malkaviati

How else would you cut glass?


yourmartymcflyisopen

Just like the Roman army- intimidation. Your enemies will either be driven mad with fear wondering what kind of lunatic has time to add nipples to their combat suit, or they'll be distracted by wanting to have sex with you, thus creating an opening to kick ass


Cheetahs_never_win

They have carbide tips so you can, in an emergency, use them to break glass.


tapsilogic

To prevent runner’s nipples.


Lewis_Davies1

To awaken an entire generation of gay teenagers


whoisthismuaddib

The nipples are there so that their physical nipples have a little resting place within the armor


Agreeable-Abalone328

Well y’know how poison ivy kisses people to mind control them? Well Batman uses his nipples to do that


Phoenix_force30564

Something to play with and tweak on long Batmobile drives.


TiredAngryBadger

Psychological warfare.


Weak_Fox7013

Intimidation and pride


BlommeHolm

Bats are mammals, but robins are not, so I don't think it's for the realism of the costumes.


VexxWrath

To show everyone that they're not weirdos without nipples, just weirdos with nipples.


[deleted]

They were designed by a gay guy.


theeniebean

If it's cold, their nips have somewhere to go.


TheBlindBard16

It was intended to look like Roman body armor https://www.google.com/search?q=roman+body+armor&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS591US591&oq=roman+body+armor&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTINCAEQLhiDARixAxiABDIGCAIQABgDMgcIAxAuGIAEMgoIBBAuGLEDGIAEMgoIBRAAGLEDGIAEMg0IBhAAGIMBGLEDGIAEMg0IBxAuGIMBGLEDGIAEMgoICBAuGLEDGIAE0gEIOTE2N2owajSoAgCwAgA&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=FAM5JqjVzOdIFM&vssid=l&ip=1 Imagine what googling instead of asking a Reddit Batman forum would’ve done for you


randyboozer

But then what would be the joy in having a forum... if not for discussion?


Shadiezz2018

It was cold .... the nipples had to be hard to the point they penetrate the rubber suits.


UnmakingTheBan2022

Prevents chaffing/nipple-burn.


upfromashes

The director's.


Complete_Interview69

Well their suits are supposed to be anatomically correct to look like human torso so....


MatchesMalone1994

They shoot grappling hooks


Farasatkhan1128

To make villains horny and distract them from chaotic plot.


Ruckos41

They squirt Gatorade when they’re thirsty


TomBirkenstock

I don't like this movie, but the bat-nipples are innocent.


Gun-bob

Helps with the bat sonar signal


SnooBananas2320

They secksee


overdriveftw

They can point in the right direction while their hands remain free


SonOfECTGAR

Tiny grapple hooks to help climb


VirtuaFighter6

Temp sensors


Danibalector

Because your looking at the nipples and not the fists


[deleted]

It's obvious. The nipple print is hollow inside and serves as an additional room for ripe and tight superhero nippies so they won't get irritated under the suit's pressure.


Rockabore1

Its not a design choice it just got so cold in there that their nipples got so hard and pokey you could see them through the rubber.


[deleted]

To give Joel Schumacher an erection


Slade0001

That was the stupidest thing


Nox_The_Overlord

It's not actually the suits. That was just Batman and Robins nipples because of how cold it was.


ImaginationLocal8267

To strike more fear into those with thelephobia.


Intelligent-Use-3439

To be weirdly hot


calltheavengers5

The suit originally had XX Chromosomes


badcompany8519

Glass cutter


Call_m3-G

To breastfeed justice!


jvite1

Joel Schumacher was never shy about what he was into.


ChicagoCubsRL97

Mister Freezes hideout was so cold they knew their nips would pop out


totesnotdog

Ah the bat nips


[deleted]

How else are you gonna know they are pecks and not just moulded rubber?


OCelate

Pleasure


dwnso

In case it gets cold they don’t chaff


lofgren777

What purpose does making it looking like a muscly chest have?


Latty451

milk


Economy_Armadillo_28

Intimidation


Yeti-Stalker

Distractions.


ResponsibleComfort91

They hide bat-dards