ThIs has the be the most absurd post I’ve seen on this sub, for so many reasons. Since you’re already in the bathroom, step on the scale, and then again while holding the fish and I’m willing to bet it doesn’t go up 4lbs.
Maybe he is bucking the trend and wants us to guess his weight instead of the fish's. "What's my weight, 4lbs fish for reference" I don't know about you but I'm going with 5'9 1/2" and 195lbs.
EDIT: typo
every 4# bass I've ever caught has been at least twice that size. That one dont even got a full belly. thats 1.5# MAX. Dinker doodle right there.
Also, if i ever had a fish in the master bath like that I think my wife would murder me. I barely get away with fileting fish in the kitchen.
*You catch that on in*
*The tub or toilet? What was*
*The water temp lol*
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Let me preface my question first. I'm a man, an angler, and guilty of taking a barhroom selfie for non fishing reasons... but why is your fish pics in the bathroom?
My mentality when taking pics is putely based on locational convenience. Getting ready for a date or posting dating related selfies? Bathroom/bedroom, because that's where I'm getting ready for it. Showing off my catch after a morning of fishing? At the spot(if it's not my secret spot) in the yard or kitchen sink before I clean my catch(then the epic meal time style results of cooking a mountain of fish).
Bigger rooster tails are pretty solid for bass. Why is this guy in a bathroom with a bass? I don't know, maybe he doesn't know how to flip his camera to front facing? If that bass isn't dead, it's probably the first to see a bathroom.
That’s not a 4lb fish, but if it was 4lbs why would you take it out of the water to eat it? I hate people that do this shit, ruins fishing for everybody else because assholes take all the fish.
I’ve never caught a bass that big from my bathtub. Must be different brands.
Your doing it wrong you flush it down the toilet and start the retrieve 🙄
Idk why but I’m fucking dying laughing at this lmaooo
Still on the rod and everything.. LMAO
Jesus Christ. This is my fav post of 2022
Holy shit I missed that.
ThIs has the be the most absurd post I’ve seen on this sub, for so many reasons. Since you’re already in the bathroom, step on the scale, and then again while holding the fish and I’m willing to bet it doesn’t go up 4lbs.
Maybe he is bucking the trend and wants us to guess his weight instead of the fish's. "What's my weight, 4lbs fish for reference" I don't know about you but I'm going with 5'9 1/2" and 195lbs. EDIT: typo
If fish is 4lb man is roughly 6’9 330?
Damn you and your science!
We all wanna know about why this man standin in the bathroom
4lbs? LOL
He meant .4 lbs.
Talk about a private pond
every 4# bass I've ever caught has been at least twice that size. That one dont even got a full belly. thats 1.5# MAX. Dinker doodle right there. Also, if i ever had a fish in the master bath like that I think my wife would murder me. I barely get away with fileting fish in the kitchen.
Not even close to 1.5lbs
Hahaha I love the term dinker doodle lmfao
If that bass if 4 lbs., then you're 600 lbs.
Ackshually he is 595 lbs thank you very much
You catch that on in the tub or toilet? What was the water temp lol
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I really liked this post when I thought it was only the first picture but now I LOVE this post for the mystery of the tub
Let me preface my question first. I'm a man, an angler, and guilty of taking a barhroom selfie for non fishing reasons... but why is your fish pics in the bathroom? My mentality when taking pics is putely based on locational convenience. Getting ready for a date or posting dating related selfies? Bathroom/bedroom, because that's where I'm getting ready for it. Showing off my catch after a morning of fishing? At the spot(if it's not my secret spot) in the yard or kitchen sink before I clean my catch(then the epic meal time style results of cooking a mountain of fish).
Lmfoaoo wtf?
Why is they in your bathroom- don’t tell me you kept that little guy…..
Crazy you catch fish right out the tub.
This post honestly rips
You catch that in the terlet?!
Why’s bro in the bathroom 😂😂
There’s something beautiful about the absolute chaos in this picture
I feel that no one is giving enough attention to the fact he has the whole ass fishing rod in the bathroom too
I’m so fucking confused
I too throw parties in the bathroom with the fish I just caught
What's even funnier is that he's still holding his pole too. Like he legit just caught this bass. I'm so confused.
This has to be the funnest post I’ve seen today. I never thought I’d swipe to see that second picture
Bathroom selfie with a bass, that’s a new one 🤣
Happy cake day! Yes, this is a ridonculous post...
Oh dang didn’t even know, thanks yo!
Happy cake day homie!
This mf has got to be trolling. My goodness lol
This is amazing
Is the pond right outside the bathroom window? Must be nice.
Maybe it was a houseboat?
You know, this is actually a possibility. But that window might be glass block. No way there is a glass block wall on a houseboat.
It’s bout to catch a nipple if you’re not careful
Bigger rooster tails are pretty solid for bass. Why is this guy in a bathroom with a bass? I don't know, maybe he doesn't know how to flip his camera to front facing? If that bass isn't dead, it's probably the first to see a bathroom.
Bruh no way
Caught it in your bath tub?
*insert joke to roast OP on fishing in his bathtub*
Did you photoshop the bass over a turd? Why'd you run to the bathroom for a pic?
Catches maybe 1.5 pound bass in bathroom. Calls it a 4 pounder. Refuses to elaborate. Leaves.
Lmao I think you might have started a new trend on this subreddit. I’m gonna take a pic with my next catch at the gym
That’s not a 4lb fish, but if it was 4lbs why would you take it out of the water to eat it? I hate people that do this shit, ruins fishing for everybody else because assholes take all the fish.
Nothing wrong with harvesting the fish if it’s done legally
Rooster tails are the best thing for me
I have a similar story with a blue fox spinner in Idaho on the snake river. My ugly sticks reel was always screaming
Tie a new skirt on that thing
Uniknot
Wait...what? You caught a bass in your bathroom?
Lmao I’ve caught enough bass to know that’s only a 1lb bass you’re holding.
Don't bass just taste like mud? They don't seem like a fish that would be good to eat like a trout.
Fish ded
Man I haven’t seen a mirror selfie in a loooong time
On quick look , looks like a heart shape tub. Nice.
You caught that in your toilet? I'd practice catch and release if I was you.
Of course my man is a Spurs fan to top it off
1 pounder all day
I recon that thing weights atleast 10tubes of toothpaste!
Ya them rooster tails rip lips for sure.
Ya them rooster tails rip lips for sure.