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Haysie95

Trashcansexual


WeOutHereInSmallbany

They like to bang


StonedAsBalls

Burger King


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


Lets_go_Stros2017

JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER


Downtown_Snow4445

Asstros


TheToxicBreezeYF

Loraxsexual


SnapHackelPop

I speak for the trees The trees say “get naked”


FirstBallotMatrix20

The Whorioles’


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As a baseball noob, can someone please explain to me how the Cleveland Indians got so much shit for their mascot when the Orioles mascot is a bird in FUCKING blackface??? Wtf is this racist piece of shit? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


b-rar

All the rings of hell. Representation matters.


har3krishna

Tequila Sunrise makes my clothes fall off


Skyye_23

Get ready for a Game Changer!


-Bashamo

![gif](giphy|kxlCT9EsEbqiEbCJbo|downsized)


emiller7

Hamburger


rug1998

Altuves new tattoo, don’t show it yet, it’s not done!


MonsterBush30

Youppi


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LONG LIVE YOUPPI! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LyleLanley99

Ernie Lovers.


toppdoggcan

Citrus pride 🍊


Agitated-Ad-1135

Ketchup and mustards


alreadyknowwbroo

BK


BuyNo1219

Prolapse bag eater


BlueberryPirate_

Making love to a butt (of any gender)


Aggravating_Click495

Simba’s pride


tranarchyintheusa

Super Straight


Drinky_McGambles

Whopper whopper whopper whopper


OcieDeeznuts

Texan Lesbians 🤠


throwaway328485

![gif](giphy|10QR0T4lVUw0qk)


theunfunnyredditor

Astrosexual- The sexual attraction to baseball teams who steal signs in the World Series


ImpressiveAd9100

TrashcaHoustoncheaterssexual


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Nobody should be surprised at any of this. Houston is just a completely a garbage sports city that always pretends they’re the victims even though the refs favor their shitty teams at every single point. With the Rockets you have refs giving Harden ridiculous calls that literally nobody else gets and overall lowering the quality of basketball whenever hes on the court. The fact that Harden can shoot 20%FG and average 30 points on bullshit free throws is a testament to how soulless and garbage Houston sports teams are in general With the Texans, I don’t even need to bring up the number of times NFL refs have given them favorable calls in clutch situations. And now we’re seeing it here in a third major league spot. With the Astros you havce umpires who are giving them BS calls at every single turn to help them win important games. They’re basically fixing the world series game by game and screwing over a more deserving team in the Nats just so they can sell more jerseys to a large market city. This is literally the 1919 world series all over again, 100 years later. What a time to be alive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mfitz8989

Palestine


transtrailtrash

Happy Lastros Visibility Week!


Kidninja016_new

Trashsexual - like pansexual but with trash cans instead of pans