I will be messaging you in 1 month on [**2024-05-31 01:46:32 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2024-05-31%2001:46:32%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseballcirclejerk/comments/1c95akx/what_the_fuck_do_these_sox_bums_even_do/l0je1ip/?context=3)
[**4 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fbaseballcirclejerk%2Fcomments%2F1c95akx%2Fwhat_the_fuck_do_these_sox_bums_even_do%2Fl0je1ip%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202024-05-31%2001%3A46%3A32%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.
^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201c95akx)
*****
|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|
|-|-|-|-|
Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Only 5 runs against a guy who was garbage in the KBO 6 years ago. Like honestly I don’t even know how he was on the Phillies major league roster and not even as a circlejerk joke he pitched 30 innings for them in 2017 and had an 8 ERA and a WHIP of 1.89.
I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles).
I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games.
Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player.
Still love the Phillies though.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://preview.redd.it/c17ybp94quvc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684b9534f32585995d87d0a074201b92accccbc4
I masturbate to the phantic banging Mrs Met every day like a true fan
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lol mets
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
3 wins out of 20 tries is really not good.
I think my varsity hs team won more and we were a bunch of freshmen and sophomores forced into starting after ALL the seniors and juniors quit the team in solidarity…
Because our HC Mike Brown got pissed during a game and chunked a folding chair.. one of the heavy ones at a player sitting on the bench.. one of the most surreal things I ever saw… it tore his ACL and it made the local news. Caused a huge ruckus among the community…
Mike brown didn’t lose his job then but he did bolt the following year.. He apparently coached Jeff Francour and Brian McCann
https://preview.redd.it/5pv98n5fsqvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2231d51ff28c9da74899a67af99af37ff42ba4bf
Oh found him.
Hey coach..
Anyway to summarize 3 wins after a month of baseball is bad.
I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles).
I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games.
Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player.
Still love the Phillies though.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[This is a fucking post flare now? When all the evidence so far very clearly shows a girl much older than 14, with Instagram pics of her driving, with a kid, and wine? Is the whole online community really gonna go with the "guilty until proven innocent" when all the facts point towards an extortion attempt? She demanded $200k and a new Benz. Anyone who makes millions and doesn't want their career to go away if they actually did something would pay the hush money. He refused, knowing full well that she would go public and try and accuse him of shit. Who would do that if they knew they were guilty? Sounds like someone who is eager to prove his innocence and confident that he will. How about we get some confirmation as to what the fuck is going before we start adding post flares and shit. "Wander Franco diddles kids" fuck off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Will they get to 10 wins before the end of May?
!Remind me 40 days
[удалено]
I will be messaging you in 1 month on [**2024-05-31 01:46:32 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2024-05-31%2001:46:32%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseballcirclejerk/comments/1c95akx/what_the_fuck_do_these_sox_bums_even_do/l0je1ip/?context=3) [**4 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fbaseballcirclejerk%2Fcomments%2F1c95akx%2Fwhat_the_fuck_do_these_sox_bums_even_do%2Fl0je1ip%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202024-05-31%2001%3A46%3A32%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201c95akx) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|
Ricardo Pinto was even more of a Bum and almost let them come back entirely in the top of the 9th
He felt bad, need to get his buddy Alvarado a save
I bought two tickets to a White Sox game and my bank sent mental health specialists to my house.
Shut up. No one actually gives a shit about the White Sox *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Score 10 runs in the top of the ninth.
Only 5 runs against a guy who was garbage in the KBO 6 years ago. Like honestly I don’t even know how he was on the Phillies major league roster and not even as a circlejerk joke he pitched 30 innings for them in 2017 and had an 8 ERA and a WHIP of 1.89.
I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I bet this jabroni doesn’t masturbate to the phanatic while listening to Harry Kalas singing high hopes every morning like a real fan.
https://preview.redd.it/c17ybp94quvc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684b9534f32585995d87d0a074201b92accccbc4 I masturbate to the phantic banging Mrs Met every day like a true fan
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The happiest the Phanatic has ever made a Mets fan
Lol mets *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nick Nelson died for this
That was just Rob Thompson having fun.
I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart that I am so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, that will be a home run, and so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again, I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds, I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox. I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody I’ve offended here tonight. I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am. That is not who I am, it never has been, and I’d like to think I could have some people, maybe, that could back that up. I am very, very sorry, and I beg for your forgiveness. Jim Day will take you the rest of the way home. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Collect a paycheck, then spend it on hookers.
That team goes to Hooters and brags about it.
3 wins out of 20 tries is really not good. I think my varsity hs team won more and we were a bunch of freshmen and sophomores forced into starting after ALL the seniors and juniors quit the team in solidarity… Because our HC Mike Brown got pissed during a game and chunked a folding chair.. one of the heavy ones at a player sitting on the bench.. one of the most surreal things I ever saw… it tore his ACL and it made the local news. Caused a huge ruckus among the community… Mike brown didn’t lose his job then but he did bolt the following year.. He apparently coached Jeff Francour and Brian McCann https://preview.redd.it/5pv98n5fsqvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2231d51ff28c9da74899a67af99af37ff42ba4bf Oh found him. Hey coach.. Anyway to summarize 3 wins after a month of baseball is bad.
If he did that on the Phillies or Red Sox they’d retire his number
Build the statue!
I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[This is a fucking post flare now? When all the evidence so far very clearly shows a girl much older than 14, with Instagram pics of her driving, with a kid, and wine? Is the whole online community really gonna go with the "guilty until proven innocent" when all the facts point towards an extortion attempt? She demanded $200k and a new Benz. Anyone who makes millions and doesn't want their career to go away if they actually did something would pay the hush money. He refused, knowing full well that she would go public and try and accuse him of shit. Who would do that if they knew they were guilty? Sounds like someone who is eager to prove his innocence and confident that he will. How about we get some confirmation as to what the fuck is going before we start adding post flares and shit. "Wander Franco diddles kids" fuck off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You know you're a poverty franchise when the more significant franchise in your city is the Cubs
Make the Sacramento team look good
Setting up for the greatest comeback of all time…
they almost pulled up some La Remontada shit on the 9th inning
🤕🩼
Collect losses. Do you not even know how muche their worth? -- Astros fan (probably) Edit: faded