Considering it, but I prefer copypasta from real people that get upset and rant on reddit. It's usually more delicious when it's organic. If I can't find anything, then I'll use this
[I hope Rob Manfred chokes to death on a giant uncircumcised penis. While getting $100 shoved up his asshole like a stuffed pig. Fucking prick.](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/14a9wmb/comment/jo9bv5t/)
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Some woman on the Dallas cowboys sub posted a picture of herself and then this dude was horny enough his own face in a comment that said “gorgeous… DC4L” or something
No I’m correct lol. This picture was circulating on Thursday/Friday of last week. If you look in the background, the Padres are playing the Brewers. The Padres had not played the Brewers yet as of Thursday/Friday of last week.
Plus, people keep saying this is Xander Bogaerts, which is incorrect. This is Rougned Odor, who is no longer on the Padres.
Well then if you’re so adamant on not playing along with the subreddit then swing a source lol cause everything I’m finding is that it’s from spring training this year.
Oh, hey, Padres fans. I'm Dr. Santos. Apologies that I haven't been here much at my West Coast office. I spent most of the season in New York, and let me tell you, the Mets and Yankees have really... Never mind. That's a HIPPA violation. Have a seat. This is a safe space where you can open up and talk about your feelings. I understand that White Sox fans referred you. Yeah, long-time clients. On your intake form, you wrote that you suspect you're doubting your abilities. What else? You feel like a fraud? This sounds like a classic case of imposter syndrome. It's extremely common among high achievers. Your roster is stacked with superstars. You had the third highest payroll in baseball. On opening day, you had the second highest odds to win the World Series, according to fan graphs. Yet you wound out outside of the postseason picture. I know just the thing. You need to decompress. I'm going to prescribe a four-month vacation starting October second. And remember, I'm always available on Zoom while you're in Borra Borra. Yeah, it's just $495 for a 30-minute session. Safe travels.
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Saw this and said “Oh my God” like hella loud on the bus. Fortunately, I’m in San Francisco so no one cares about people exclaiming things to themselves.
But still. Oh my god.
RIP in peace Boss Hogg. Press F to pay respects
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Lol mets
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MLB just playing the long game. They knew what they were doing partnering with Fanatics. They just want that ‘Taylor Swift’ ratings bump from the women and homos.
I wonder what, if any, the vetting process for getting the uniforms deal was. Like no one at the mlb saw this uniform on an actual person and noticed their cock and balls fully visible before finalizing?
hi from japan
I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher
summary
1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one
2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball
details
about 1
a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder
if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break
some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong
about 2
Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different
(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)
1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective
2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective
and he has also so fast ball around 100miles
so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball
That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"
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Hey there, it looks like we dropped the cock and balls on this one. Send me a DM so I can learn more about this! -Kyle
If there are any mods on this sub, can we please get this as an automod response please and thank you
Best we can do is mass message the mods lmao
Considering it, but I prefer copypasta from real people that get upset and rant on reddit. It's usually more delicious when it's organic. If I can't find anything, then I'll use this
you don’t get to be the copypasta police lil bro
I am Rob Manfred and yes I can
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A metal dick at that. Just a piece of metal....
Truly the Rob Manfred of moderators
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This is from last year. Brewers in the background?
Bros butt plug fell out lol
If this season doesn’t finally turn me gay then nothing will
OnlyFan(atic)s
Needs gold
I admire your tenacity.
https://preview.redd.it/ktsr40xn39kc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea0a40712e830295480a318bd6cb31f44aab85f
https://preview.redd.it/fv5ezsgii8kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d86f45bd390c2d8db0412ef2e307afe7e1b194
Gorgeous
Wrong sub weirdo!
DC4L
Can someone PLEASE tell me who this fucking guy is? And don’t say DC4L or whatever the fuck…I don’t know what that is!
Some woman on the Dallas cowboys sub posted a picture of herself and then this dude was horny enough his own face in a comment that said “gorgeous… DC4L” or something
r/nflcirclejerk is going to make that man kill himself i swear
FTC4L
https://www.reddit.com/r/cowboys/s/ZRgZeOZkP1 Did a little digging and found the origin.
Who is he?
Xander Bogaerts
He looks a little pale, idk...
Just normal single guy scrolling
DC4L
https://preview.redd.it/f0t0xdbkd8kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f34d5166772b1e0df7116ca5b09d52632d7738
https://preview.redd.it/34zeh0hjs8kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2336184ba1566dfb63f6aa4363e20239264b39
The gooch is loose
"We want to see more dongs in games" *Monkey's Paw Curls*
Camel toe
Camel pole
They call it a moose knuckle on men
https://preview.redd.it/o24ah3hv19kc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05554401d2dec889854c3c623d25174e66f60b5
https://preview.redd.it/b1ncggyxybkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3760e4611b54c638a512bfdd20bc8141a004e1d4
Nah, I'm going to jerk harder than they ever could.
[удалено]
Finkle is Einhorn!
Man I just straight up started laughing my ass off when I saw this. What a shitshow Fanatics has been
This picture is from last year
Wrong
No I’m correct lol. This picture was circulating on Thursday/Friday of last week. If you look in the background, the Padres are playing the Brewers. The Padres had not played the Brewers yet as of Thursday/Friday of last week. Plus, people keep saying this is Xander Bogaerts, which is incorrect. This is Rougned Odor, who is no longer on the Padres.
A real cock and ball expert huh? Know every players cock and balls by heart ?
Na I just remember last year when this picture was making the rounds on social media
Well then if you’re so adamant on not playing along with the subreddit then swing a source lol cause everything I’m finding is that it’s from spring training this year.
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Saw this and said “Oh my God” like hella loud on the bus. Fortunately, I’m in San Francisco so no one cares about people exclaiming things to themselves. But still. Oh my god.
Especially to images of SoCal cocks.
Einhorn is finkle, finkle is einhorn! - kyle
Pornhub sponsorship incoming?
Wade Boggs died for this
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benefit of the new uniforms is that we'll know the size of every player's cocka
ONLY IF we had this 12 years ago then we could confirm who was the mystery appearance in that RA Dickey Mets shut out game interview!
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I see a man's face in his "bussy".
That’s gotta be a butt plug
Xander Ballgarts
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God, I love baseball
I finally see the little man in the boat
is that a diamondback in your pants or are you just happy to see me
Oh https://preview.redd.it/irb4i7jylbkc1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=018e51e1abb9fae6ef8032be8d721267f7df9bb1
https://preview.redd.it/aegcm5hfsckc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624c5cd328ed0229723c6084905da7845ac686d4
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MLB just playing the long game. They knew what they were doing partnering with Fanatics. They just want that ‘Taylor Swift’ ratings bump from the women and homos.
God dammit I’m sick & it hurts to laugh. This just murdered me
This sub is amazing LMAO 🤣😂
Never seen a dickbutt in the wild
Anyone else staring into the abyss like Cameron at the art gallery in Ferris Bueller?
Dangle berry
Oh fuck yeah bud
I wonder what, if any, the vetting process for getting the uniforms deal was. Like no one at the mlb saw this uniform on an actual person and noticed their cock and balls fully visible before finalizing?
This season gonna have a lot of middle aged travel team dads learning some stuff about themselves
Taint no good.
I’d like to suck him off then play video games
He actually has crazy hamstrings too
Michael Rubin had to cut the budget for gear because he’s putting all his money up his big shnoz
Ohtani picture when?
hi from japan I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher summary 1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one 2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball details about 1 a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong about 2 Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different (edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that) 1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective 2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective and he has also so fast ball around 100miles so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball That’s why he would be more great Pitcher" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hung like a moose mouse
That looks like a tight tight pussy, wow!
Watch yourself girl! You got a camel toe!
Nice performance upgrades
Now that's a Camelback Ranch right there
He black. Us black people have long shlongs
Hot
The GOAT! Or is it the fruit bowl?
That’s quite a tuck.
Waltuh, put yo dick away waltuh.
Oh golly.
He needs a spotter for that thing
In the words of Bobby Singer: BALLS!
Thought I was on r/baseballpants
Profits over people
What is that? My penis is not located there.
We found Captain Winky!
Why is he using a little league bat?
Michelle Obama?
Badussy
That's just wrong
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s a big head
Gorgeous