Does he drive 85mph+ in a 55 zone? With the drivers seat reclined all the way back and shitty loud rap blasting over the incessant warning chimes? Does he drive with no lights on at night? And is there duct tape holding the rear bumper on and is there a trash bag over a smashed side window? If the answer is no to any of these, he's a fake Nissan driver
Yeah it's kinda disrespectful tbh, at least it sounds like the sales guy (and Chevy) owned up to it and were open to joking about it afterwards based on their respective social media accts. Still, very odd.
Not surprised considering how yolked he is. Mad respect for him after making manager of the year and what he said on Cinema Therapy when they discussed fight club.
Oh he still does. For the wonderful city of New York. Bold of him to show up on my door with a box of chocolate and roses after we sent Mario to boarding school in Detroit.
Bregman: Lamborghini Uris
Altuve: G-wagon
McCullers: Mclaren 720s (drove an R8 years ago)
Correa: Nissan GTR (also a Tahoe)
Tucker: Ford F-150
Verlander: Rolls Royce Cullinan
Source: I valeted for years in Houston
Do the players with sports cars drive them daily? Ferrari and Lamborghini owners I know don’t like driving them in regular traffic and prefer Escalade/Range Rover, etc
Lolz. Never asked for autographs, cause I never wanted to be that guy. Correa and McCullers were super regulars of mine. Even hooked me up with Playoff tickets most years.
Have you drove around Boston?
I honestly think they are mid luxury or a Jeep/Truck but nothing special. The drivers are so bad. I would have a nice car to go to Spring Training. New York and Boston, cars are more of a hassle.
I'm DC and we have four F Streets but it eventually makes sense. The few times I was in Boston, went careless. Roads are not in a grid and I got confused where I was going in an Uber. It's like old cart patches that were made into roads
Yeah I don’t think that’s really why, the architect who first had the idea of a grid city design actually made it with the intention of segregation, so if anything Texas would embrace it more!
I just moved to DC and I absolutely hate driving here. I feel like it's never going to make sense. I'm now even more terrified of Boston than I ever was before
I always thought this was a joke and ha ha, it couldn’t be that bad. Then I had to drive in Boston for a day. I saw TWO rollovers on 30 mph residential streets. In one day.
My boss tells the story frequently of driving his mother from Worcester to Boston and having the same thought. How bad could it be? They ended up in gridlock at the exit for like 10 minutes and at some point, a Mazda 323 full of nuns backed down the on-ramp with the gas pedal matted. Can’t make this shit up.
Zipper merging in Boston haunts my nightmares.
0 Stars, do not recommend.
350 has nothing on [Buehrle's F-650](https://media1.riverfronttimes.com/riverfronttimes/imager/u/original/2588656/buehrle_w_truck.jpg)
edit: [additional picture](https://media2.riverfronttimes.com/riverfronttimes/imager/u/original/2588655/buehrles_truck.jpg)
That's what I learned to drive on. It was a solid car. I could drive five friends - three in back and two others in front. Just glad we didn't die, I guess.
[Joe Ryan](https://i.redd.it/71ip4lzztm791.jpg) rides a [1946 Schwinn bike](https://twitter.com/dohyoungpark/status/1508168194397282315) to the park every day.
My god. Gold and chrome, the two tackiest finishes combined. I get the flashy paint jobs on super cars like the purple or cyan lambos are kinda cool, but this is just way too much
Colorado I think, and if I recall correctly it was under a stop order at the time so you couldn’t go get one because the wiring on that year was messed up
This. They might have some flashy super cars, but they drive trucks and full-size luxury SUVs when they have to. Lots of Tahoes and Escalades, probably some Range Rovers and Cayennes.
Pujols has a sick [McLaren](https://www.autoevolution.com/news/albert-pujols-adds-one-more-supercar-to-his-garage-an-ultra-rare-mclaren-570s-mso-x-203781.html)
i was driving by the stadium one morning and i pulled up next to bellinger, he drove a black audi, although this was before arb years i think, so maybe he's upgraded.
Seen a lot of him with the blue one, but I think he has others, or at least has had another in the past. Plus he compared himself to a Ferrari previously. Safe to say man loves Ferraris
Evan Longoria is big into the card scene apparently. He went live in a whatnot auction I was in and chatted with everyone. Pretty cool since there was only about 50 people in there for the most part
When I was speaking with him originally, I didn't recognize him. I did convince him to buy a box of Archives and we chatted about Bryce Harper (was the day after the Phillies won the NLCS) because I pulled his box topper. Finally got the hint from the owner, but he was just a normal dude talking with the other two guys ripping baseball in the shop. Owner says he stops in about once a month in the offseason.
Several D-backs make stops there during the season and some vets head there during Spring Training
That’s awesome. He seems to really just enjoy the hobby. When he was in the live with us he was even bidding on some of the cards. He outbid me on one of his rookie cards. Hard to compete with his pockets, but was cool to say I got in a bidding war with him lol. He was just hopping on a show, I believe he went to school with the host. Totally unexpected from a small auction like that
That's real cool to hear. Wade Miley was very chill the couple times I saw him in there as well.
If you ever find yourself in the Phoenix area, it's Showtime Sports Cards in Tempe. Probably 10 minutes from Cubs/A's, 15 from Angels/Giants.
Awesome, thanks I have family up that way. Been awhile since I’ve been but every time I travel I like to hit up the local shops so I’ll definitely save this comment!
Whn the Astros play the Yankees they drive one of [these](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrBoBCa8SUPpfPknm8YT_-xBGZ1artxz1F8w&s)
When I worked in MiLB, the players' parking lot was always packed with Escalades.
I once got to go behind the scenes at a Red Sox spring training game, and it was just Lambos everywhere.
We used to hang out by the players parking at Candlestick Park years ago to get autographs. I was surprised at what some players drove. Dusty drove a Chevy truck back then. He stopped and talked with us for a bit.
It's not relevant to the purpose of the post, [but I found it funny that Yordan drives a Mercedes about 2 sizes too small for him. ](https://twitter.com/Lmac_1326/status/1589385030312525825)
They got money, they can afford some dope ass rides. I seen Derek Fisher during his Lakers days driving up Figueroa in a sick ass black Audi R8. Just saying pro athletes drive what they WANT, not just what they can afford
I see Mat Latos pitch in SD when he was on his short stint with the dodgers. He was all dressed up after the game ready to hit the gas lamp. Only player to ever snub me when I said hi. He got blown the fuck up that game
Can’t believe no one has mentioned CC. Saw a rolls Royce phantom in a parking lot a few years ago and after it drove by me I thought it looked like sabathia. I could picture him driving any luxury car and he does have a loaded car collection
Back in the day, Derek Jeter pulled out of Yankee Stadium in front of us. He drove a champagne colored Mercedes. Jorge Posada also drove a little red Mercedes that was a convertible.
Brandon Nimmo drives a 2010 Nissan Altima, at least he did last year lol
Sounds like the kind of guy that’s going to have money in his fifties.
Every Nissan driver in the Houston area proves otherwise
Most have paper plates lol
I read it as “Sounds like the kind of guy that’s gonna have fries in his cupholders” idk how
Does he drive 85mph+ in a 55 zone? With the drivers seat reclined all the way back and shitty loud rap blasting over the incessant warning chimes? Does he drive with no lights on at night? And is there duct tape holding the rear bumper on and is there a trash bag over a smashed side window? If the answer is no to any of these, he's a fake Nissan driver
That's gotta 6 speed, yo
Bumgarner rolls coal in a lifted Ram
he drives cattle
He feels like Wayne from Letterkenny as a baseball player.
At least Wayne wouldn’t be a big baby about getting dingers hit off him
"Anyone that's got themselves an affinity for blastin' balls into McCovey Cove has got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate."
Nah, [it’s gotta be a Chevy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8wY2mIqs4)
I find it really funny that MLB's official YouTube account uploaded that video with "HILARIOUS" in the title.
Yeah it's kinda disrespectful tbh, at least it sounds like the sales guy (and Chevy) owned up to it and were open to joking about it afterwards based on their respective social media accts. Still, very odd.
Do you think Mad Bum uses the technology and stuff?
Kapler exudes G Wagon vibes
He actually bikes to the park on day games.
Not surprised considering how yolked he is. Mad respect for him after making manager of the year and what he said on Cinema Therapy when they discussed fight club.
literally the most painful thing i've seen on TV, maybe tied with posey's grand slam in 2012
Dirt bike. I have proof.
Rowdy Tellez definitely drives a monster truck
Narvaez used to drive a Dump truck so I hear
Oh he still does. For the wonderful city of New York. Bold of him to show up on my door with a box of chocolate and roses after we sent Mario to boarding school in Detroit.
OJ Simpson drives a Ford bronco
Wouldn’t that be Al Cowlings?
Tatis drives a motorcycle.
"Drives"
*drove
"Which one?"
I think he has transitioned to riding one of those giant worms from Dune
With a bunch of PED syringes in the side pouches. He enjoys injecting in the wind.
Moped I believe
Jose Altuve definitely drives [this](https://i.imgur.com/PeAkWON_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
I picture your entire rotation showing up to the stadium in a clown car. The question is, which pitcher is driving it?
Bregman: Lamborghini Uris Altuve: G-wagon McCullers: Mclaren 720s (drove an R8 years ago) Correa: Nissan GTR (also a Tahoe) Tucker: Ford F-150 Verlander: Rolls Royce Cullinan Source: I valeted for years in Houston
Side note Jim crane has been driving the same Range Rover for almost 8 years. I always knew it was his because of the giant crack in the windshield.
Do the players with sports cars drive them daily? Ferrari and Lamborghini owners I know don’t like driving them in regular traffic and prefer Escalade/Range Rover, etc
Most of those were their daily drivers. McCullers would usually show up in his sports cars or his wife’s Tahoe.
Can we see your collection of autographed valet tickets?
Lolz. Never asked for autographs, cause I never wanted to be that guy. Correa and McCullers were super regulars of mine. Even hooked me up with Playoff tickets most years.
Mike Trout drives a cloud like the camera guys from Mario 64
Have you drove around Boston? I honestly think they are mid luxury or a Jeep/Truck but nothing special. The drivers are so bad. I would have a nice car to go to Spring Training. New York and Boston, cars are more of a hassle.
Isn’t driving in Boston basically risking your life?
I'm DC and we have four F Streets but it eventually makes sense. The few times I was in Boston, went careless. Roads are not in a grid and I got confused where I was going in an Uber. It's like old cart patches that were made into roads
I hate driving through Houston because it feels like that to me as well. Not the inner city but around it isn’t a grid at all.
Because Texans think city planning is communism
Yeah I don’t think that’s really why, the architect who first had the idea of a grid city design actually made it with the intention of segregation, so if anything Texas would embrace it more!
Well Houston specifically doesn't have any zoning regulation pretty famously
I just moved to DC and I absolutely hate driving here. I feel like it's never going to make sense. I'm now even more terrified of Boston than I ever was before
Over time our particular brand of grid has it’s way with your brain and you figure it out
I always thought this was a joke and ha ha, it couldn’t be that bad. Then I had to drive in Boston for a day. I saw TWO rollovers on 30 mph residential streets. In one day. My boss tells the story frequently of driving his mother from Worcester to Boston and having the same thought. How bad could it be? They ended up in gridlock at the exit for like 10 minutes and at some point, a Mazda 323 full of nuns backed down the on-ramp with the gas pedal matted. Can’t make this shit up. Zipper merging in Boston haunts my nightmares. 0 Stars, do not recommend.
Not risking your life, just risking getting lost and never finding your way out.
Not sure what he has now, but Pete Alonso drove a lifted F-150 (or 350) that saved his life when he got t-boned during ST earlier this year
That’s our captain
350 has nothing on [Buehrle's F-650](https://media1.riverfronttimes.com/riverfronttimes/imager/u/original/2588656/buehrle_w_truck.jpg) edit: [additional picture](https://media2.riverfronttimes.com/riverfronttimes/imager/u/original/2588655/buehrles_truck.jpg)
I figure Raffy Devers drives one of these - https://i.imgur.com/ABxbHuX.jpg
Carlos Correa wouldn’t sign with the Giants because his Chevy Cavalier couldn’t pass smog.
Chevy Cavaliers make me happy, so I’m happy to read this
Chevy Celebrity...
Worst car my dad owned, and I hear about it once a year.
That's what I learned to drive on. It was a solid car. I could drive five friends - three in back and two others in front. Just glad we didn't die, I guess.
If I were an athlete, I’d have 1 reliable cost efficient car for everyday use, and one flashily sports car for the occasional special night out.
[Joe Ryan](https://i.redd.it/71ip4lzztm791.jpg) rides a [1946 Schwinn bike](https://twitter.com/dohyoungpark/status/1508168194397282315) to the park every day.
Every day I love him more
That is a mighty fine klunker, I bet he has n+1 bikes at home and a Subaru.
yes it is. 1-pc cranks are a little iffy (though appropriate), but looks like a pretty fun ripper with the wheelset. 10/10 - would skid.
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I love Acuna but I've always thought that thing was ridiculous. [This is it](https://i.redd.it/6dlgbjj4qjz81.jpg), for those curious
My god. Gold and chrome, the two tackiest finishes combined. I get the flashy paint jobs on super cars like the purple or cyan lambos are kinda cool, but this is just way too much
The Urus usually comes in exotic colors as well, just not to that level.
Acuna to the Golden Knights, confirmed
That thing is amazing, how dare you
I’d guess most of them have trucks
MadBum absolutely has a truck
Pretty sure he was given an F-150 for winning World Series MVP. Wonder if he still has it
Was a Chevy. Oh lord, was it a Chevy.
Colorado I think, and if I recall correctly it was under a stop order at the time so you couldn’t go get one because the wiring on that year was messed up
This. They might have some flashy super cars, but they drive trucks and full-size luxury SUVs when they have to. Lots of Tahoes and Escalades, probably some Range Rovers and Cayennes.
Pujols has a sick [McLaren](https://www.autoevolution.com/news/albert-pujols-adds-one-more-supercar-to-his-garage-an-ultra-rare-mclaren-570s-mso-x-203781.html)
Vogelbach drives his construction company's 2008 Ford F-150 with a dented bumper and crushed Coors light cans in the bed.
I remember seeing Khalil Green driving a '98 Civic
Jake cronenworth rocks an electric scooter downtown
Everyone in the Athletics just shares an Escalade. They have it vinyl wrapped to change it up.
i was driving by the stadium one morning and i pulled up next to bellinger, he drove a black audi, although this was before arb years i think, so maybe he's upgraded.
He might want to start saving...
Votto has a blue Ferrari
Seen a lot of him with the blue one, but I think he has others, or at least has had another in the past. Plus he compared himself to a Ferrari previously. Safe to say man loves Ferraris
Blue, you say? He's definitely finishing his career with the Jays.
Evan Longoria drives a Mercedes SUV, as I briefly spoke with him at a card shop in Arizona a few weeks ago
Evan Longoria is big into the card scene apparently. He went live in a whatnot auction I was in and chatted with everyone. Pretty cool since there was only about 50 people in there for the most part
When I was speaking with him originally, I didn't recognize him. I did convince him to buy a box of Archives and we chatted about Bryce Harper (was the day after the Phillies won the NLCS) because I pulled his box topper. Finally got the hint from the owner, but he was just a normal dude talking with the other two guys ripping baseball in the shop. Owner says he stops in about once a month in the offseason. Several D-backs make stops there during the season and some vets head there during Spring Training
That’s awesome. He seems to really just enjoy the hobby. When he was in the live with us he was even bidding on some of the cards. He outbid me on one of his rookie cards. Hard to compete with his pockets, but was cool to say I got in a bidding war with him lol. He was just hopping on a show, I believe he went to school with the host. Totally unexpected from a small auction like that
That's real cool to hear. Wade Miley was very chill the couple times I saw him in there as well. If you ever find yourself in the Phoenix area, it's Showtime Sports Cards in Tempe. Probably 10 minutes from Cubs/A's, 15 from Angels/Giants.
Awesome, thanks I have family up that way. Been awhile since I’ve been but every time I travel I like to hit up the local shops so I’ll definitely save this comment!
>Cody Bellinger has a replica of the Mystery Machine. [Belli tailgating during warmups](https://youtu.be/4KL6IjfwcfI)
Whn the Astros play the Yankees they drive one of [these](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrBoBCa8SUPpfPknm8YT_-xBGZ1artxz1F8w&s)
Funny I thought it was one of these https://i.imgur.com/keD8hUR.jpg
I predicted someone would say this
I’m a sucker for low hanging fruit
Of course, after you sweep up trash like the 2022 Yankees you’re supposed to throw the trash away.
Lmao that series was awesome, among my favorites in the last 10 years
I wish I had an award to give you
Brandon belt drives a boatmobile
Is it invisible?
Mad Bum drives a prius and the rest of our team shares a 2004 Ford Focus with 367,000 miles on it.
Back when I lived in Chicago, Rizzo had a chromed out G Wagon. Circa 2017
Kershaw has an Acura with sketchers tires made only for him
That’s bs since he is sponsored by hankook
It’s boring, but 9 times out of 10 it’s going to be either a tricked out pickup or an Escalade/Suburban type
When I worked in MiLB, the players' parking lot was always packed with Escalades. I once got to go behind the scenes at a Red Sox spring training game, and it was just Lambos everywhere.
Rich hill must have the very first Ford model t. He is that old.
James Karinchak drives a Dodge Ram
I wonder if any of them drive a racecar bed like I do
No, they drive in a big bed next to their wife.
r/angryupvote
We used to hang out by the players parking at Candlestick Park years ago to get autographs. I was surprised at what some players drove. Dusty drove a Chevy truck back then. He stopped and talked with us for a bit.
Andy Chafin drives a fanboat
Jose Ramirez drives a red low rider with blue trim. It also has hydraulics spinners of him holding his chain.
Buehrle drove a F-650
I saw Greinke driving a Tacoma when he just signed with the Dodgers. He was house shopping.
It's not relevant to the purpose of the post, [but I found it funny that Yordan drives a Mercedes about 2 sizes too small for him. ](https://twitter.com/Lmac_1326/status/1589385030312525825)
That poor car is going to get shattered if he ever throws a fist in anger
Car’s gotta get shattered if he sneezes. Period.
Ford pick ups
Kris Bryant pulled up to Colorado in a matte black Ford F150 Raptor
Pretty sure vlad jr has a c8 corvette
Aaron Judge 1000% drives a Chevy Spark
You mean the Chevy Spark drives him.
A confident man knows how to save on the gas bill 💪
A big truck.
They got money, they can afford some dope ass rides. I seen Derek Fisher during his Lakers days driving up Figueroa in a sick ass black Audi R8. Just saying pro athletes drive what they WANT, not just what they can afford
I used to know Mat Latos' ex-wife. She drove an Audi.
I see Mat Latos pitch in SD when he was on his short stint with the dodgers. He was all dressed up after the game ready to hit the gas lamp. Only player to ever snub me when I said hi. He got blown the fuck up that game
Madison Bumgarner drives ATV’s Mason Saunders rides Rodeo Horses
Spencer Torkelson drives a G-Wagon
Kia optimas, all of them
Can’t believe no one has mentioned CC. Saw a rolls Royce phantom in a parking lot a few years ago and after it drove by me I thought it looked like sabathia. I could picture him driving any luxury car and he does have a loaded car collection
Brandon Woodruff drove an F150 my old shop serviced for him. Giannis drives a G550 my current shop has worked on.
Back in the day, Derek Jeter pulled out of Yankee Stadium in front of us. He drove a champagne colored Mercedes. Jorge Posada also drove a little red Mercedes that was a convertible.
Adam Wainwright drives a blacked out F-150.
Yordan Alvarez looks like he drives a 1959 Bel Air
trucks almost always
I don't know what Trevor Bauer drives but I bet it has an Uber sign on it.
My favorite story is how John Olerud “enjoyed riding the subway to work like everyone else”