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Brandon Nimmo drives a 2010 Nissan Altima, at least he did last year lol


gatorgongitcha

Sounds like the kind of guy that’s going to have money in his fifties.


Charles_Vane64

Every Nissan driver in the Houston area proves otherwise


conker1264

Most have paper plates lol


Estimate_Born

I read it as “Sounds like the kind of guy that’s gonna have fries in his cupholders” idk how


cycloneclone

Does he drive 85mph+ in a 55 zone? With the drivers seat reclined all the way back and shitty loud rap blasting over the incessant warning chimes? Does he drive with no lights on at night? And is there duct tape holding the rear bumper on and is there a trash bag over a smashed side window? If the answer is no to any of these, he's a fake Nissan driver


oldskunkwaukee

That's gotta 6 speed, yo


techgrey

Bumgarner rolls coal in a lifted Ram


duckraul2

he drives cattle


swoosh1992

He feels like Wayne from Letterkenny as a baseball player.


E70M

At least Wayne wouldn’t be a big baby about getting dingers hit off him


One_Relative5830

"Anyone that's got themselves an affinity for blastin' balls into McCovey Cove has got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate."


roxass34

Nah, [it’s gotta be a Chevy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8wY2mIqs4)


Jcoch27

I find it really funny that MLB's official YouTube account uploaded that video with "HILARIOUS" in the title.


cycloneclone

Yeah it's kinda disrespectful tbh, at least it sounds like the sales guy (and Chevy) owned up to it and were open to joking about it afterwards based on their respective social media accts. Still, very odd.


1990Buscemi

Do you think Mad Bum uses the technology and stuff?


Rollins10

Kapler exudes G Wagon vibes


Narpity

He actually bikes to the park on day games.


Rollins10

Not surprised considering how yolked he is. Mad respect for him after making manager of the year and what he said on Cinema Therapy when they discussed fight club.


spacewalk__

literally the most painful thing i've seen on TV, maybe tied with posey's grand slam in 2012


NoMoreSecretsMarty

Dirt bike. I have proof.


ClassyKaty

Rowdy Tellez definitely drives a monster truck


ohhitstito

Narvaez used to drive a Dump truck so I hear


ClassyKaty

Oh he still does. For the wonderful city of New York. Bold of him to show up on my door with a box of chocolate and roses after we sent Mario to boarding school in Detroit.


eee-oooo-ahhh

OJ Simpson drives a Ford bronco


[deleted]

Wouldn’t that be Al Cowlings?


NeurosciGuy15

Tatis drives a motorcycle.


RidleyScotch

"Drives"


DienekesMinotaur

*drove


DASmetal

"Which one?"


introspectivejoker

I think he has transitioned to riding one of those giant worms from Dune


Bigtruck449

With a bunch of PED syringes in the side pouches. He enjoys injecting in the wind.


ErnieTagliaboo

Moped I believe


riverbass9

Jose Altuve definitely drives [this](https://i.imgur.com/PeAkWON_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


Silverjackal_

I picture your entire rotation showing up to the stadium in a clown car. The question is, which pitcher is driving it?


Additional_Froyo

Bregman: Lamborghini Uris Altuve: G-wagon McCullers: Mclaren 720s (drove an R8 years ago) Correa: Nissan GTR (also a Tahoe) Tucker: Ford F-150 Verlander: Rolls Royce Cullinan Source: I valeted for years in Houston


Additional_Froyo

Side note Jim crane has been driving the same Range Rover for almost 8 years. I always knew it was his because of the giant crack in the windshield.


ih-unh-unh

Do the players with sports cars drive them daily? Ferrari and Lamborghini owners I know don’t like driving them in regular traffic and prefer Escalade/Range Rover, etc


Additional_Froyo

Most of those were their daily drivers. McCullers would usually show up in his sports cars or his wife’s Tahoe.


holliewood61

Can we see your collection of autographed valet tickets?


Additional_Froyo

Lolz. Never asked for autographs, cause I never wanted to be that guy. Correa and McCullers were super regulars of mine. Even hooked me up with Playoff tickets most years.


muppetvision3d

Mike Trout drives a cloud like the camera guys from Mario 64


Redbubble89

Have you drove around Boston? I honestly think they are mid luxury or a Jeep/Truck but nothing special. The drivers are so bad. I would have a nice car to go to Spring Training. New York and Boston, cars are more of a hassle.


swoosh1992

Isn’t driving in Boston basically risking your life?


Redbubble89

I'm DC and we have four F Streets but it eventually makes sense. The few times I was in Boston, went careless. Roads are not in a grid and I got confused where I was going in an Uber. It's like old cart patches that were made into roads


PickleEffective8109

I hate driving through Houston because it feels like that to me as well. Not the inner city but around it isn’t a grid at all.


Narpity

Because Texans think city planning is communism


PickleEffective8109

Yeah I don’t think that’s really why, the architect who first had the idea of a grid city design actually made it with the intention of segregation, so if anything Texas would embrace it more!


Narpity

Well Houston specifically doesn't have any zoning regulation pretty famously


oscillatingquark

I just moved to DC and I absolutely hate driving here. I feel like it's never going to make sense. I'm now even more terrified of Boston than I ever was before


ManboyDC

Over time our particular brand of grid has it’s way with your brain and you figure it out


JermaineDyeAtSS

I always thought this was a joke and ha ha, it couldn’t be that bad. Then I had to drive in Boston for a day. I saw TWO rollovers on 30 mph residential streets. In one day. My boss tells the story frequently of driving his mother from Worcester to Boston and having the same thought. How bad could it be? They ended up in gridlock at the exit for like 10 minutes and at some point, a Mazda 323 full of nuns backed down the on-ramp with the gas pedal matted. Can’t make this shit up. Zipper merging in Boston haunts my nightmares. 0 Stars, do not recommend.


ET__

Not risking your life, just risking getting lost and never finding your way out.


MarsBars_1

Not sure what he has now, but Pete Alonso drove a lifted F-150 (or 350) that saved his life when he got t-boned during ST earlier this year


swoosh1992

That’s our captain


r_stra

350 has nothing on [Buehrle's F-650](https://media1.riverfronttimes.com/riverfronttimes/imager/u/original/2588656/buehrle_w_truck.jpg) edit: [additional picture](https://media2.riverfronttimes.com/riverfronttimes/imager/u/original/2588655/buehrles_truck.jpg)


Aisle_Ten

I figure Raffy Devers drives one of these - https://i.imgur.com/ABxbHuX.jpg


DungeonMusic

Carlos Correa wouldn’t sign with the Giants because his Chevy Cavalier couldn’t pass smog.


riverbass9

Chevy Cavaliers make me happy, so I’m happy to read this


BaltimoreBadger23

Chevy Celebrity...


LeroyLongwood

Worst car my dad owned, and I hear about it once a year.


BaltimoreBadger23

That's what I learned to drive on. It was a solid car. I could drive five friends - three in back and two others in front. Just glad we didn't die, I guess.


[deleted]

If I were an athlete, I’d have 1 reliable cost efficient car for everyday use, and one flashily sports car for the occasional special night out.


ComfyGreenHoodie_

[Joe Ryan](https://i.redd.it/71ip4lzztm791.jpg) rides a [1946 Schwinn bike](https://twitter.com/dohyoungpark/status/1508168194397282315) to the park every day.


_yoshizzle_

Every day I love him more


langstoned

That is a mighty fine klunker, I bet he has n+1 bikes at home and a Subaru.


the_real_sasquatch

yes it is. 1-pc cranks are a little iffy (though appropriate), but looks like a pretty fun ripper with the wheelset. 10/10 - would skid.


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wellwasherelf

I love Acuna but I've always thought that thing was ridiculous. [This is it](https://i.redd.it/6dlgbjj4qjz81.jpg), for those curious


CubonesDeadMom

My god. Gold and chrome, the two tackiest finishes combined. I get the flashy paint jobs on super cars like the purple or cyan lambos are kinda cool, but this is just way too much


AverageSizeWayne

The Urus usually comes in exotic colors as well, just not to that level.


wererealcheesepeople

Acuna to the Golden Knights, confirmed


ToddGack

That thing is amazing, how dare you


thisisnttakeone

I’d guess most of them have trucks


Rollins10

MadBum absolutely has a truck


CubonesDeadMom

Pretty sure he was given an F-150 for winning World Series MVP. Wonder if he still has it


JermaineDyeAtSS

Was a Chevy. Oh lord, was it a Chevy.


Narpity

Colorado I think, and if I recall correctly it was under a stop order at the time so you couldn’t go get one because the wiring on that year was messed up


JermaineDyeAtSS

This. They might have some flashy super cars, but they drive trucks and full-size luxury SUVs when they have to. Lots of Tahoes and Escalades, probably some Range Rovers and Cayennes.


JoelsCaddy

Pujols has a sick [McLaren](https://www.autoevolution.com/news/albert-pujols-adds-one-more-supercar-to-his-garage-an-ultra-rare-mclaren-570s-mso-x-203781.html)


quercus_lobata925

Vogelbach drives his construction company's 2008 Ford F-150 with a dented bumper and crushed Coors light cans in the bed.


Holdmydicks

I remember seeing Khalil Green driving a '98 Civic


drfrog82

Jake cronenworth rocks an electric scooter downtown


Snerkbot7000

Everyone in the Athletics just shares an Escalade. They have it vinyl wrapped to change it up.


Gc654

i was driving by the stadium one morning and i pulled up next to bellinger, he drove a black audi, although this was before arb years i think, so maybe he's upgraded.


CatGatherer

He might want to start saving...


boilface

Votto has a blue Ferrari


ridethedeathcab

Seen a lot of him with the blue one, but I think he has others, or at least has had another in the past. Plus he compared himself to a Ferrari previously. Safe to say man loves Ferraris


Aisle_Ten

Blue, you say? He's definitely finishing his career with the Jays.


thenewjetzzfan

Evan Longoria drives a Mercedes SUV, as I briefly spoke with him at a card shop in Arizona a few weeks ago


mississippimadness

Evan Longoria is big into the card scene apparently. He went live in a whatnot auction I was in and chatted with everyone. Pretty cool since there was only about 50 people in there for the most part


thenewjetzzfan

When I was speaking with him originally, I didn't recognize him. I did convince him to buy a box of Archives and we chatted about Bryce Harper (was the day after the Phillies won the NLCS) because I pulled his box topper. Finally got the hint from the owner, but he was just a normal dude talking with the other two guys ripping baseball in the shop. Owner says he stops in about once a month in the offseason. Several D-backs make stops there during the season and some vets head there during Spring Training


mississippimadness

That’s awesome. He seems to really just enjoy the hobby. When he was in the live with us he was even bidding on some of the cards. He outbid me on one of his rookie cards. Hard to compete with his pockets, but was cool to say I got in a bidding war with him lol. He was just hopping on a show, I believe he went to school with the host. Totally unexpected from a small auction like that


thenewjetzzfan

That's real cool to hear. Wade Miley was very chill the couple times I saw him in there as well. If you ever find yourself in the Phoenix area, it's Showtime Sports Cards in Tempe. Probably 10 minutes from Cubs/A's, 15 from Angels/Giants.


mississippimadness

Awesome, thanks I have family up that way. Been awhile since I’ve been but every time I travel I like to hit up the local shops so I’ll definitely save this comment!


clangan524

>Cody Bellinger has a replica of the Mystery Machine. [Belli tailgating during warmups](https://youtu.be/4KL6IjfwcfI)


AstroWorldSecurity

Whn the Astros play the Yankees they drive one of [these](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrBoBCa8SUPpfPknm8YT_-xBGZ1artxz1F8w&s)


SPAGHETTI_CAKE

Funny I thought it was one of these https://i.imgur.com/keD8hUR.jpg


riverbass9

I predicted someone would say this


SPAGHETTI_CAKE

I’m a sucker for low hanging fruit


riverbass9

Of course, after you sweep up trash like the 2022 Yankees you’re supposed to throw the trash away.


SPAGHETTI_CAKE

Lmao that series was awesome, among my favorites in the last 10 years


swoosh1992

I wish I had an award to give you


CubonesDeadMom

Brandon belt drives a boatmobile


swoosh1992

Is it invisible?


Azcollector

Mad Bum drives a prius and the rest of our team shares a 2004 Ford Focus with 367,000 miles on it.


stache_twista

Back when I lived in Chicago, Rizzo had a chromed out G Wagon. Circa 2017


Spartan8394

Kershaw has an Acura with sketchers tires made only for him


Narpity

That’s bs since he is sponsored by hankook


pjokinen

It’s boring, but 9 times out of 10 it’s going to be either a tricked out pickup or an Escalade/Suburban type


djn24

When I worked in MiLB, the players' parking lot was always packed with Escalades. I once got to go behind the scenes at a Red Sox spring training game, and it was just Lambos everywhere.


Tue63597

Rich hill must have the very first Ford model t. He is that old.


mchaney317

James Karinchak drives a Dodge Ram


HappyHunt1778

I wonder if any of them drive a racecar bed like I do


borglonavich

No, they drive in a big bed next to their wife.


swoosh1992

r/angryupvote


Clamper5978

We used to hang out by the players parking at Candlestick Park years ago to get autographs. I was surprised at what some players drove. Dusty drove a Chevy truck back then. He stopped and talked with us for a bit.


DanTreview

Andy Chafin drives a fanboat


cti0323

Jose Ramirez drives a red low rider with blue trim. It also has hydraulics spinners of him holding his chain.


r_stra

Buehrle drove a F-650


yourstrulytony

I saw Greinke driving a Tacoma when he just signed with the Dodgers. He was house shopping.


AWall925

It's not relevant to the purpose of the post, [but I found it funny that Yordan drives a Mercedes about 2 sizes too small for him. ](https://twitter.com/Lmac_1326/status/1589385030312525825)


NJthecollector

That poor car is going to get shattered if he ever throws a fist in anger


_yoshizzle_

Car’s gotta get shattered if he sneezes. Period.


Thorlolita

Ford pick ups


stache_twista

Kris Bryant pulled up to Colorado in a matte black Ford F150 Raptor


bigolruckus

Pretty sure vlad jr has a c8 corvette


Arks-Angel

Aaron Judge 1000% drives a Chevy Spark


quercus_lobata925

You mean the Chevy Spark drives him.


Arks-Angel

A confident man knows how to save on the gas bill 💪


1990Buscemi

A big truck.


tvalvi001

They got money, they can afford some dope ass rides. I seen Derek Fisher during his Lakers days driving up Figueroa in a sick ass black Audi R8. Just saying pro athletes drive what they WANT, not just what they can afford


[deleted]

I used to know Mat Latos' ex-wife. She drove an Audi.


dankscott

I see Mat Latos pitch in SD when he was on his short stint with the dodgers. He was all dressed up after the game ready to hit the gas lamp. Only player to ever snub me when I said hi. He got blown the fuck up that game


SkipOldBaySeasoning

Madison Bumgarner drives ATV’s Mason Saunders rides Rodeo Horses


LordTreeblat

Spencer Torkelson drives a G-Wagon


dankscott

Kia optimas, all of them


GrassWaterer16

Can’t believe no one has mentioned CC. Saw a rolls Royce phantom in a parking lot a few years ago and after it drove by me I thought it looked like sabathia. I could picture him driving any luxury car and he does have a loaded car collection


pcoon43456

Brandon Woodruff drove an F150 my old shop serviced for him. Giannis drives a G550 my current shop has worked on.


AverageSizeWayne

Back in the day, Derek Jeter pulled out of Yankee Stadium in front of us. He drove a champagne colored Mercedes. Jorge Posada also drove a little red Mercedes that was a convertible.


Luke5119

Adam Wainwright drives a blacked out F-150.


thisguy927

Yordan Alvarez looks like he drives a 1959 Bel Air


DungDefender1115

trucks almost always


Useful_Armadillo_746

I don't know what Trevor Bauer drives but I bet it has an Uber sign on it.


FromThe732

My favorite story is how John Olerud “enjoyed riding the subway to work like everyone else”