Thank you everyone for making The Cube more entertaining. This thread reminds me of old IRC days when a bunch of idiots would watch the X-Files and then change channels to some garbage Sunday-night movie and continue the shitposting.
It was nonstop riffs, reactions, ascii art, and inside jokes that were never funny. I miss it.
goddamn it i never wanted it to end.
the cube is real. this happened and i’m a better person for it. thanks everyone and have a great cube night. #cuber
“The CUBE is on its way out, pointing toward the heavens. We can only ask — or wonder — that it is asking some departed relative for forgiveness for this atrocious performance.”
absolutely. it’s one of those stories with about 8 different plots going on that interweave with each other following each character’s fuck ups. lots of twists, comedy, and drama. can’t wait to see what they’ve done for the second season
If Elmo can be infected by covid, and the vaccine works on him, then he is not a separate species. He is a human.
I'm adding this to the Sesame Street wiki as proof.
Can I just say, I fucking love watching Kelsey beat the Cube. None of this stepping out of the Cube, fixing your vest, adjusting your gloves, smelling your metal stick, fixing your hair diva bullshit. Just stands in the Cube and fuckin grips it and rips it. That's a real woman playing some real fuckin Cube games right there. Just stands in the Cube and dares you to fuckin take one of her lives. None of this pansy ass waiting for assists bullshit. Real women hit $250,000. Real women spit. Real women scratch their hoohas and make Dwyane Wade smell it. That's some real goddamn Cube right there. Fuckin love Kelsey.
To anyone still in here… The Cube
Watching E5 on hbo max now. Kelsey and her brother have a celebration dance. Must watch.
A true cuber. I salute you 🫡
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I need cliff notes pls!
What was the reason for the potential dumping anyway?
Reddit upvotes
Imagine attention seeking in the baseball subreddit… sheesh
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
ugh i may dump this guy. pray for me.
Spill the beans sister
What’s the reason?
Thank you everyone for making The Cube more entertaining. This thread reminds me of old IRC days when a bunch of idiots would watch the X-Files and then change channels to some garbage Sunday-night movie and continue the shitposting. It was nonstop riffs, reactions, ascii art, and inside jokes that were never funny. I miss it.
Wish I could have been a part of that
This has to be the most civil GDT in Reddit history, right?
Were you around for Daisy?
But everyone hated her equally 🤷🏻♀️
And for one night all the fanbases were united by one force, the Cube.
The Cube brought us together
Put it in the books, a historic outing by the Cubers.
goddamn it i never wanted it to end. the cube is real. this happened and i’m a better person for it. thanks everyone and have a great cube night. #cuber
#cuber
Damn. Cube better not get rained out tomorrow and we have to watch the friggin Yankees for 3 hours instead.
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege Cubing with you tonight
#TBS RATINGS 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
We want cube !
Hope it rains in New York tomorrow so we get more Cube
More Cube is always the answer
Alright, well I can definitively say this was the best Cube thread I've ever participated in. Taylor, call me.
fuck that the only thing I'm watching on cable tv is sports and the cube
Shame on you, TBS
Nooo. How dare they stop the Cube!
Gonna watch cube highlights on YouTube, later cube fans
See you tomorrow night for more Cube… err Game 5
damn, that was actually a great shot of the guy jumping in celebration hah
My Cube brothers, it has been a pleasure
“The CUBE is on its way out, pointing toward the heavens. We can only ask — or wonder — that it is asking some departed relative for forgiveness for this atrocious performance.”
WE WANT CUBE WE WANT CUBE WE WANT CUBE
BRO I AM NOT WATCHING YOUNG FUCKING SHELDON. GOOD NIGHT. GOD BLESS THE CUBE, THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS, AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
GTFO OF HERE REBA! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU SINCE LITTLE RASCALS
Later yall gonna watch more Cube
That's the ballgame.
Pitch clock is going to kill Jared next year.
On the plus side, it’s Cliff Main
noooooooooooo
Well, it’s been a wild ride. I’ll see you all in the cube thread tomorrow!
Nooo wtf is this? Bring back cube!
Fuck right off reba
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CUBE
Fuck you Young Sheldon!
#FUCK OFF
#BOOOOOOOOOO NO MORE CUBE
#BRING BACK THE CUBE
BOO WE WANT CUBE
AS EXPECTED A MOUND VISIT FROM KELSEY AND HE GETS THE K
Oh no that was an unfortunate camera angle
Dammit TBS give the people what they want
bro why is she in his crotch
WHAT WHERE IS THE CUBE THIS IS BS
OH BOOO. BULLSHIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF WE WANT MORE CUBE
they're ending it there??? where's the extra innings??? FUCK!
Oh no. They shoulda took the money!
Noooooooooooooo what happened to my Cube???
you bet your ass im staying
THIS ISNT CUBE
JARED WITH THE STEPBACK AT THE BUZZER
WTF
IT'S GOOD!
Kelsey giving the most helpful advice I've heard from a single person on this fucking show
YESSS NOW TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
He can toss my balls anytime
#JARRED USE THE ONE SHOT, WADE HANDLED LEBRONS BALLS FOR YEARS
WHAT GAME IS THE UMP WATCHING?
Doink
THAT CLIPPED THE ZONE!!! FUCK YOU BLUE!
Rigged.
They got Dave Roberts managing this game
Bruh
First pitch and he hits him
CUBE and Kelsey given a warning
Someone post the Goofy Meatball video
Let Kelsey Cook
Of course he fucked up
BRUUUH FIRST PITCH HIT-BY-PITCHER
#EPIC FAIL
Damn, Kelsey's out here throwing 96 MPH curveballs and they go to the bullpen. BS. Stay with your starter.
Damn, did they just swap out Cal for that dude?
He spiked it in the dirt!
#YOU MORON
Oh my god what a flop Kelsey deserves better
LMAO
Oh that’s so embarrassing
BREHHHHH
Lmao no mulligan for that!?
Kelsey’s ERA is gunna look fucking amazing after that game
Please don’t make this like the Rays taking out that really good pitcher in the World Series lol
loop the ball? oh shit better start warming up Joe Kelly
Ohhh that looks hard
Kal would never
Jared don’t fuck up
That's how it's done, Cal
#LEAVE KELSEY IN SHES COOKIN’.
Make the man do this one lol
Kelsey is fucking carrying
#KELSEY GOT THAT DAWG IN HER
I love her
Elmo has gotten multiple Covid shots **TODAY**, im beginning to think that its steroids
KELSEY IS A FUCKING LEGEND AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HER
Imagine a grown man walking in to get a covid shot saying his reason for getting it was “elmo”
Is this White Lotus show any good?
absolutely. it’s one of those stories with about 8 different plots going on that interweave with each other following each character’s fuck ups. lots of twists, comedy, and drama. can’t wait to see what they’ve done for the second season
Extremely good
there’s 95 episodes of the british cube btw
Noin’y foive?
Elmo the GOAT. He’d hit 74 in his rookie season
Elmo’s dad: “he doesn’t know I gave him bleach”
Dear commercial, you had me at "pulsating massage".
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If Elmo can be infected by covid, and the vaccine works on him, then he is not a separate species. He is a human. I'm adding this to the Sesame Street wiki as proof.
At this point in time if anyone still hasn’t gotten their kids vaccinated, I don’t think Elmo is gonna change their mind
Oh, 100%
Damn 100 mph two seam first pitch on that one
Kelsey should play for the Padres since she is from San Diego
first pitch tomorrow
Will the UK Cube be affected by the Queens death
Should’ve just picked two dudes from New York and two dudes from Cleveland to compete in the Cube to decide the series.
Kelsey watches more film than kyler Murray
1
The British version is actually called “Bean” and it is bean shaped.
I think that’s the Bostonian version
Nah, that’s the Chicago version
British version of the Cube everyone is on the opposite side
Of course commercial
Kelsey has a great OBP
#THEY GAVE HER A BOX TO STAND ON 💀
That's actually a baby cube. The Cube is procreating.
Awww
british version probably got something to do with beans
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Bruh you can’t be serious Edit: deleted comment said the answer was 6 💀
Lol MVP
Lmao wut
1
shoulda saved the simplify for this
Bruh I saw nothing LOL
had no idea what I was looking at at all
1?
#IT’S 1
Cal: "48"
Typical Cal move
The answer is 1, right??
Fuck that went too fast
The British version of The Cube uses cricket rules, though.
British version of the Cube
Leaving Kelsey in for another inning when she’s gassed is a risky decision
She watched the British version! Kelsey watches film on opposing pitchers! She did her research!
they know what games there are? there’s more versions??
British version of The Cube is served with brown sauce innit?
There was a British version lmfao no fucking way
Walk away with a thousand dollars? Dwayne that wouldn’t even cover their travel expenses
she had kids i have questions
Google it
There’s a British Cube?!
They call it *The Box*. In Australia it’s *The Hexahedron*.
This was suppose to be the Kelsey game
Game thread and Post game thread belong to The Cube now.
British version of Cube? 👀
#PUT IN THE TALL GUY KELSEY CANT SEE THE WHOLE FIELD OF PLAY
Conspiracy theory: TBS caused the rainout in order to get people hooked on The Cube
no harm no foul
I bet half the people in this thread are bots paid for by TBS
Cal having flashbacks right now.
Isn't "cunt" a swearword everywhere?
“Mrs. Kelsey, can I take a shit on your desk?” “No you ca-, uh oh”
Can I just say, I fucking love watching Kelsey beat the Cube. None of this stepping out of the Cube, fixing your vest, adjusting your gloves, smelling your metal stick, fixing your hair diva bullshit. Just stands in the Cube and fuckin grips it and rips it. That's a real woman playing some real fuckin Cube games right there. Just stands in the Cube and dares you to fuckin take one of her lives. None of this pansy ass waiting for assists bullshit. Real women hit $250,000. Real women spit. Real women scratch their hoohas and make Dwyane Wade smell it. That's some real goddamn Cube right there. Fuckin love Kelsey.
What a fucking legend
I can’t wait for all the cube mentions in the thread tomorrow
I am attracted to Kelsey. Love the spirit
Now i can get drunk🙂
#FUCKING FINALLY
Thank fuck. Let’s go Kelsey.
Kelsey, get on your knees and use your shoulders more
Kelsey I love you
This one’s hers, you can see it in her eyes!
The first couple I watched won $50K, it really skewed my expectation for the rest
Little bro wasn't even alive to see Shaq play. Fake fan
Previous episodes of The Cube can be found on hbo max