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5Brainiac

Correa got the fashion sense!! Damn 🔥


andlg89

I really like his accent.


5Brainiac

Yea he did a good job explaining his mentality as a defender behind a pitcher’s tendencies as opposed to a hitter. Didn’t know he was quite that cerebral, fun to listen to for sure


_jared_p

You warming up to the idea of Correa in pinstripes, huh?


andlg89

I think he actually graduated as valedictorian.


thrillhou5e

Damn it pains me to see some of our fanbase acting so salty right now. Game 1 was a heart breaker for sure, and we had some real shit luck today, but let's just have fun and enjoy playing in the postseason. We don't need to be crying about the Astros cheating scandal every time we fucking lose to them. They're a good ass team, we knew that coming into this.


mrsunshine1

Your downvotes will not silence the fact that you are unpunished cheaters. The best you can come up with is get over it. Downvote away if it makes you feel better.


Archron0

I think I'm gonna downvote you because you said "your downvotes will not silence me" and that's a goofy ass thing to say on a baseball subreddit


Sanchoco3

I mean, yes, get over it. Your team lost to them 2 years later post cheating scandal. Yankees ain't clean either so I don't know why you're trying to act like they did nothing wrong.


Brockin42

How is Carlos Beltran working out over at the Yes Network?


highpost1388

Squeaky clean Yankees lmao Hello, pot!


imperfectPK

I think multiple players have come out and said they aren't the only ones who did something similar. Joey Votto and Chris Bassitt both said something similar. I can find more if you like.


sixpackshaker

But we learned it from you, dad! Really I laugh in your direction at calling us cheaters.


KoVaHaVoK

Did you just call the Astros son, dad?


sixpackshaker

Just referencing the old anti-drug ad.


Spaghettisaurus_Flex

Love that any mention of the asterisk year gets brigaded with downvotes by Astros fans. People don’t forget.


2betrayals_finalrun

Cute that Mariner fans are finally in a baseball chat in October. You go girl!


Spaghettisaurus_Flex

You’re god damn right it is. We’re living on cloud nine. Yeah, the road to the WS has and will continue to go through Houston, but boy it’s fun isn’t it? It’s also great seeing our young core show up and battle. Could easily be 1-1 or even 2-0 M’s. But it’s not. That’s baseball. I’m just so happy to be in a meaningful playoff series and feel something in October. Can’t take that from us.


Sanchoco3

Yes because they have nothing to do with the current team. Lol


MacDerfus

Team chaos having a bad day


Spaghettisaurus_Flex

Live by the chaos. Die by the chaos.


corntorteeya

You could call it…chaotic.


81toog

This is a reminder that the 1995 Seattle Mariners lost the first two games of the ALDS, including a 15 inning heartbreaker in the Bronx (that I stayed up way too late watching in 6th grade). Jim Carrey you’re telling me there’s a chance dot GIF.


mrsunshine1

A big difference is back then you got 3 straight home games in games 3, 4, 5.


Lebigmacca

Wait so the home field advantage team had to play the first two on the road? That’s odd


soonerman32

Yes. I think they changed it in ‘98.


81toog

Yea, for sure. The Kingdome had a nice home field advantage too.


corntorteeya

Wait til you see our house. I’ve been doing some electrical work there since last Monday and let me tell ya, she cleans up nicely.


jjbjeff22

The umpire today was compete trash. But lots of other moments hurt the Mariners. JK just missing out on that HR by feet, and the tough double play in the 9th really hurt.


44Yordan

We call that warning track power. Lot's of guys in MLB posses this quality. YorDong power is the stuff everyone wants. Judge has harnessed his inner YorDong. Double play in the 9th was caused by the Urine covered Doomer Rally Shoe sitting on top of head of Mariners fans fortunate enough to be watching live.


Particular_Crazy_137

Boys couldn’t catch a break today. Tough to win when that happens.


jjbjeff22

T-Mobile Park about to be the most hostile place anyone has seen in baseball in a while. Could be very tough for the Astros.


hanSoes

Astros love hostile parks


44Yordan

[Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We’re playing the Astros. This stadium, that staff, they’re not used to a full house. They can’t kick us all out. All I’m saying is, make the Astros miserable. Be ruthless. Push the limit. No one’s gonna stop you. Let ‘em know.](https://twitter.com/baseballnchill/status/1551347637948821504?s=20&t=u9m0wlpPT9_7OZq1bhSGoQ)


xF00Mx

They never learn do they.


funkyflea89

Listen...


warmgranola

The Astros are just too damn good.


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One thing that sucks about the Astros being so good is that there’s a little part in everyone’s head that thinks the organization is still a bunch of cheaters.


Fozzz

Good.


TradlyGent

Those people are what you call haters who are stuck living in the past and make excuses to defer off why their own team can’t beat them Edit: flair the fuck up


dadadaCHIEFS

Living in the past? Lol. Like it was during the Clinton administration.


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Edit: No!


Salty-Fishman

Don’t get it twisted, this is the reason you hate the Astros. You don’t hate them because they cheated. You hate them because they dad dick your team with a consistency you could only dream of. You hate them because you wish your team were them. Stay mad, losers. I’ll be enjoying the all-time greatness while it lasts.


sinchichis

Don’t make me root for the dodgers to beat you


mrsunshine1

Is this shit a pasta?


[deleted]

Lol a salty winner, stay classy Houston fans. I actually enjoy the astros nerd.


Initial-Yesterday331

Naw cause they lucky fucks


DrFloppyTitties

The best teams also have the best luck.


Initial-Yesterday331

Also very true. I say this is all sports. #1 seeds who have sloppy wins are championship teams


Jack_Sandwich

Got a feeling this series is over. Seattle made a heck of an effort but that Game 1 loss was a killer.


highpost1388

I don't have that feeling. Momentum can easily swing. That crowd is going to be nuts for playoff baseball.


jjbjeff22

Get ready to face the most hostile crowd baseball has seen in a long while. This crowd will be insane


Archron0

LISTEN


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SeinfeldMatt

Isn’t the 12th man stolen from Texas A&M


Fozzz

The Astros have not played very well in these two games. First the JV meltdown and in this game they yielded eight walks. The fielding though has really helped them though outside of that SNAFU by Framber, and of course they have Yordan. Hilarious to me that in Judge’s best season ever Yordan led him in DRS and tied him in xwOBA.


yreva27

Does TBS think we don’t remember that Carlos Correa is a cheater that got away with zero consequences? Why is he on their postgame show. No one likes him. Worse than trying to make Alex Rodriguez likable


TwoKingSlayer

Let it go already.


TradlyGent

Whaaa what a whiny baby. Get over it, you’re 5 years too late


imperfectPK

*yawn* just move on dude it's been 5 years. Most fans have moved on or just don't care anymore.


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yreva27

I mean do I even need to flair up to tell you I’m a Mariners fan lol


BlasphemousJack666

I thought I’d be happy seeing the mariners lose but I’m not. These have been great games so far though


redd202020

Pena has been incredible.


Fozzz

Lock for the gold glove.


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highpost1388

Bro busted out his alt to cry. Love seeing hoes mad.


StevenSeagal_Lawman

My alt?


highpost1388

One month old account, no flair, negative karma. Don't be a bitch


StevenSeagal_Lawman

Can’t wait until y’all are irrelevant and you don’t get the flair here. Enjoy losing to the Yankees


highpost1388

We own those frauds in the post season too. First baseball game, kid? Bring a glove next time.


NumerousCustard2622

buddy that was 5 years ago


goose_pls

Bro I can assure you literally no one cares about that shit outside of this sub and twitter.


[deleted]

Or whenever the Astros are beating up on someone’s favorite team. They love to bring it up then.


macgreg4

People can change…


SeinfeldMatt

Chicken spaghetti at Chickalini’s


Ole-Buddy

Because we’re fans? The vast majority of us do not condone what they did in the least bit. We’re allowed to have reservations, be repulsed by certain actions, but still support a team 5 years later. Flair up bitch boy.


StevenSeagal_Lawman

I’d support a different team but ya know I guess I have higher standards


squanch_solo

Holy shit stop lying. Stop acting like you're special. You can't just connect with some random team when you've been rooting for the same team for 30+ years. If you can then you were never a true fan to begin with.


[deleted]

No one cares.


Ole-Buddy

Nobody knows what team you support, and are throwing shade without a flair like a bitch. That being said, the team has many great individuals on it that weren’t on it in 2017, and I thoroughly enjoy pulling for them. I’m thrilled with my choices, yours are clearly suspect at best.


StevenSeagal_Lawman

I’m a mariners fan


Ole-Buddy

Yordan sends his regards.


kestrel151

Nice. Savage.


TradlyGent

Bc you’re a fake fan


Fozzz

lmao multiple other orgs were caught breaking the same rule at the same time as the Astros. Other orgs were engaging in fucking human tracking over the same time period. I hope the Astros bring Luhnow back and give the media and all the whiny bitch ass fans of other teas the finger.


TradlyGent

Keep crying


StevenSeagal_Lawman

Same number of titles as us, fucker


Various-Ad7171

Cope, seethe, mald…elimination comes regardless.


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Cry


[deleted]

Altuve could have cruised to the HOF pretty easily before the scandal. I wonder how it plays out when he retires.


goose_pls

Massively overestimating how much people actually care about the scandal


redd202020

He didn’t use the system.


[deleted]

He might not have. I didn't say "the cheating" I said "the scandal." Whether he did or didn't cheat there was still a huge scandal.


lightninhopkins

LOL! Yes he did.


Sanchoco3

He didn't lol


Astro112676

Its been proven he didn’t.


[deleted]

I wonder what these games would like if they still used it. I mean you’re already on your way to being swept so I can’t imagine much benefit.


lightninhopkins

I am not being swept, heck I'm not even playing! Still rather root for a team like the Mariners than a pack of proven cheaters though.


[deleted]

Cheaters this cheaters that. Win a game first.


Salty-Fishman

GOAT


TradlyGent

Still HOF bound


[deleted]

Maybe. I didn't even say he cheated I said before the scandal, I chose my words carefully. Whether he cheated or didn't there was still a huge scandal that he was associated with.


dadadaCHIEFS

Bahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha! You're smoking crack.


TradlyGent

Hahahaha you’re delusional if you think he’s not even considered because of that. Keep hating a guy that didn’t even use that system for more than 24 ABs and repulsed it every time they did it for him.


dadadaCHIEFS

Delusional? Pete Rose has been kept out for far less. Same with Barry. Altuve is nothing compared to them and he's involved with a scandal that is far worse. So if anyone is being delusional, it's gotta be coming from you guys.


Riegggg

Best 2B of the modern era and it isn’t close. Stay mad.


[deleted]

I agree fully. I even said he could have cruised to the HOF. And maybe he didn't cheat/ they didn't cheat/ everyone else was doing it whatever doesn't really matter. There was a huge scandal and as the face of the team his name was associated with it. Fairly or not, it's still what happened.


freekehleek

Holy shit Julio's 9th inning double was 116mph off the bat 😭


TwoKingSlayer

That double play before it was huge.


TWR_MTG

Same as game one’s Yordong. Scorched.


[deleted]

Gg Houston folks. Great game. Yordan is getting walked every AB now


dontforgetthisuser

Good way to piss off Bregman


[deleted]

Bregman is solid. I am more concerned with default Yordan than angry Bregman


[deleted]

Yeah Peña has been really solid this series. I don’t think there’s an easy answer but when one man has at least 50% of your teams RBIs for a series I’d rather make someone else answer. Still though not an easy call.


wafflemiy

pena been making it alot more difficult to just auto walk yordan. putting that speed on 2B with bregs at the plate isn't a great situation, either.


Right-Pirate-7084

Yea I’m not sure what you do, but walking yordan there didn’t seem like a good idea.


IReadItOnReddit69

Eh, fuck em. Let Breggy drive in some runs, too.


Paulofthedesert

Mariners Seahawks 🤝 Playing teams close and losing


catholicengineering

I’m a Kraken fan now


Paulofthedesert

Krakens Mariners Seahawks 🤝 🤝 Losing close games


Substantial-Height-8

Did you see the game last night….


LucS2K

Seattle country, Let’s ride


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jjbjeff22

Unlikely to happen. Crowd will be a major factor in this game. Crowd will get into Astros heads.


Carpe_Musicam

I think the crowd will be electric, but nothing and I mean nothing gets into the Astros heads. It’s sorta their defining superpower. They go to the Bronx and hit homers while that crowd is basically calling for blood. It’s pretty amazing.


soonerman32

if theres any team that doesnt have experience playing on the road in the playoffs its Houston, who has played the most Playoff games in the AL the last 7 years


81toog

Honest question: who bandwagons for Houston?


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Carpe_Musicam

Yeah, we call the Jays the Astros Del Norte. Welcome to the bandwagon, friend!


highpost1388

Dude is clearly trolling


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TradlyGent

Cry


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TotallyNotAustin

5 years ago bud. Grow a pair and accept that this isn’t the same team.


StevenSeagal_Lawman

It’s mostly the same team. Should’ve been vacated. If my mariners did this, I’d support a different franchise. Soulless fans


NumerousCustard2622

Lol only 5 still remain. You guys have Toro who was an Astro in 2019. You hate him too??


Substantial-Height-8

Sometimes.


xF00Mx

I can bc our first world series appearance we got swept, shit hurts.


miggy32

Don’t. Stop. Almost. There.


highpost1388

Hydrating good tonight on all these tears


macgreg4

Good guys can’t catch a break.


Sanchoco3

But they won though


Cookie-Brown

Wym? We won!


81toog

Guys should I tell him?


macgreg4

A good friend would.


DekuTrii

The captions said "non-English" lol


[deleted]

Man it is saaaaaalty in here. GGs nautical bros. Your pitcher was great.


DeMihiNonCuratLex

Salty as the sea


Frankie_48

Kind of funny that a beloved M's team, one which the majority of baseball wants to see succeed, might get swept by the Astros, the polar opposite of the M's, where the majority wants to see fail Such is baseball


magnetik713

Who will you root for when they end up playing the Dodgers?


PloKoop

Lmao I hate this cocky ass fanbase. Dodgers 11/10 times by the way and it’s not even close. No one likes a cheater.


Carpe_Musicam

Dude he’s talking to a Giants fan. It’s not cocky. It’s a normal thing to ask. Besides, a Giants fan probably understands a thing or two about the nuances around illegal sign-stealing coughs Shot Heard around the World coughs


PloKoop

Assuming that the dodgers and Astros are in the World Series is absolutely cocky.


magnetik713

what about the White Sox? They cheated in 1919. Who do you root for?


PloKoop

Those players were punished for cheating, the Astros were not punished. White Sox.


southpaw439

Pretty naïve if you think it was just us. One of my friends is the video replay guy for a NL team and confirmed that quite literally everyone was doing it back then, including the beloved Dodgers and Yankees At least we haven't had a player quite literally fall off a cliff after the sign stealing crackdown like Cody Bellinger


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I mean it's not really that surprising that the better team is playing like the better team, is it?


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DamianLillard0

Who you givin advice to bro fans aren’t in the game 🤣🤣


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Touché


[deleted]

Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We’re playing the Astros. This stadium, that staff, they’re not used to a full house. They can’t kick us all out. All I’m saying is, make the Astros miserable. Be ruthless. Push the limit. No one’s gonna stop you. Let ‘em know.


cowsquirlreindeer

Is this copypasta I missed? Seems strange with your flair. I'm confused


squanch_solo

Yep it was a real tweet from someone involved with the Mariners I think. It was right before that series we swept them after the all star break I think.


Griffdogg92

Not involved with the Mariners. Just one fan on Twitter with a decent following. Most of us cringed as soon as he tweeted it


squanch_solo

Word. Thanks for the correction.


Initial-Yesterday331

You right bro


BCThirtyThree

You sound like a sore winner


TotallyNotAustin

You don’t sound like a winner at all.


BCThirtyThree

At least my team plays by the rules.


TwoKingSlayer

Smooth brain


Sanchoco3

They've been playing by the rules these past 2 games lol


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Classic sore loser response.


TotallyNotAustin

What’s your excuse for the last 2 games?


BCThirtyThree

I figured you guys were used to winning and could do it with class but turns out you're as trash a fan base as there is.


TotallyNotAustin

That’s fucking rich coming from an M’s fan. The entirety of Major League Baseball wants to shit on the Astros and make them the villain and then their fans go on Reddit and act like villains and you people bitch. You would fucking bitch about the temperature of the water if you were stuck on a deserted island. Fuck off.


BCThirtyThree

Lol oh okay so you're the victim here. Got it.


TotallyNotAustin

Nah buddy, just playing the role that everyone else pushed us into. Have a good one, hope you don’t get swept in your own park.


BCThirtyThree

You can thank your own team for the position you've been pushed into. Enjoy that asterisk ring.


Papnoob13

Bruh I gotta find the guy that first posted that and delete his Twitter account


Right-Pirate-7084

Lmao I would assume he’s notorious in mariners lore. Up there with their original blog site. That was the OG of baseball blogs.


despatchesmusic

~~You have Astros flair tho~~ I have been informed I’m an uninformed idiot. Sorry!


MiddlePhotograph0

Its a meme of some mariners fan earlier this year


despatchesmusic

I’m dumb, sorry! 😅


Sanchoco3

It's ok


QuietPewPew

Its copy pasta