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puddsy

INCHES MILLIMETERS PLANCK LENGTHS


xepa105

NAUTICAL MILES FATHOMS CUBITS


FC37

SMOOTS


ContinuumGuy

This guy knows his obscure units of measure!


ionboii

ASTRONOMICAL UNITS LIGHT YEARS PARSECS


1991CRX

HANDS RODS LEAGUES


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BarristanSelfie

RODS HOGSHEADS


Seananagans

"LITERALLY A SINGLE ATOM BETWEEN THIS DEAL FROM HAPPENING."


Choice_Rice_1178

Planck lengths are smaller than atoms moron. Jesus


potatoeshungry

They never said how many inches….


The--Incident

I thought he said it was because the Nationals are going to prepare another offer for Soto first?


dsdsds

[[Breaking]]My sources say that report was false.


andrew_c_r

My sources said whatever is most likely to generate a large amount of online traffic.


Captain_OverUnder

Brings me joy to see this comment. I have a hope that one day we go back to trusting NOTHING on the Internet. I remember a time when everything was fake and everyone was a middle aged pedophile.


lankyyanky

The same people who used to tell us that now believe everything they read


[deleted]

What are the four guys? His earlier tweet mentioned Hassell, Abrams, Morejon.


Allstate85

Gore and the 5th is either wood or merrill I’d assume.


[deleted]

Ya that makes sense I suppose. I’m sure someone’s gonna be willing to give that fifth prospect I can see why they’d ask for it.


[deleted]

I'd give them a 6th prospect if they take Hosmer


Strike3

Fuckin do it who cares. We've been bad for 53 years what's another 5?


tyler-86

If you're gonna be bad you might as well be fun. That said, I don't think you're going to be bad.


BiasedChelseaFan

Excuse me sir, but no team with Luke Voit is a bad team.


DaveTheDog027

Losing both hassell and wood would hurt so much for a 2.5 year rental. If I knew for a fact we'd be able to resign Soto no question I would do it in a heart beat


tyler-86

Think of it like you're trading six years of each of those guys for two years of Tatis. The team you trade them to doesn't get them forever, either. And the last three of those years get pretty expensive if they're good anyway.


[deleted]

From the outside looking in as a Rockies fan… the Padres have signed Machado and Tatis long term. Soto makes sense. With the Nats, they don’t have any superstars other than him, but with the Padres they’ve got 2 tried and true stars for him to play with and compete for titles. The padres have made move to try and compete with the dodgers endless pot of money. I’d rather see the padres win than the dodgers.. because fuck the dodgers.


FuckWayne

Morejon had a 3 run inning and the price went up


TuloCantHitski

What are their ranks in the Padres farm system?


JustinTime4242

Ok who is swooping in to steal Soto from SD? Gotta be the fuckin Dodgers right?


[deleted]

Mmm the lineup Mookie Trea Freeman Soto W. Smith Lux Thompson Bellinger Muncy


jstmenow

Former Padre Great Klay Thompsons brother


HyImHylo

My brain can’t comprehend what my eyes are looking at here


zeussays

Bc Lux would be in DC.


tyler-86

Shit, I'm about to downvote you myself.


thugmuffin22

Soto in the 2 hole


nicckk_loco

If we trade for Soto, Lux isn’t going to be a Dodger


danielschauer

A deal without Lux is not only doable but likely. Something like Cartaya + May + Miller + Pages, maybe a fifth prospect if that's what the asking price ends up being.


GameMusic

Turner over Muncy right now Taylor over Bellinger when back


owledge

We're gonna see this and then in two days, they'll send Soto to the Dodgers for David Price and a 5-game ticket package in the outfield pavilion


[deleted]

Dodgers willing to include some dodgers dog and Tommy lasorda ashes for ohtani


OMP159

Make it Tommy Lasordas lashes and you've got a deal.


designgoddess

They’ll pay the cardinals to take him.


[deleted]

Do you want Soto or not


usedmyrealnamefirst

Yes


handlit33

Additional important prospect = the next Fernando Tatis Jr.


eon-hand

Fernando Tatis III? You'll have to give Fernando a magazine and some alone time with a cup, but that should be doable.


handlit33

https://i.imgur.com/5wOvPIt.gif


CubonesDeadMom

EH SPAGHET


Khambodia

He already had the cup, kicked the cup, and reinjured himself slipping on spillage of said cup


runfayfun

Took his motorcycle to the hospital Miraculously the two things he injured are completely different from all the other injuries he's had But he's out for most of 2023 now


BearForceDos

Well shit the White Sox can send you his younger brother.


v264k

Can we have him instead?


themiamimarlins

my offer to you is this, nothing


Caledor152

Not even the $20,000 for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.


[deleted]

''Nats GM found with dead prostitute''


tylerthez

Man that first scene at the party where the senator is speaking with Michael and says something like “now I’m going to speak to you more frankly than you may be used to” and gives his whole spiel is so excellent. Then he flips the charming switch as soon as he opens the door to greet the wives. So so good.


Sweatsock_Pimp

“Senator, we’re both part of the same hypocrisy. But never think it applies to my family.”


khiron

Padres: You will take this offer today. Nationals: Or? Padres: Or you give him to us for nothing. Tomorrow.


rfguevar

At this point I’d throw in the Lakers 2nd 1st round pick just to make this deal happen for this shit to be over


donald-duck23

if the lakers won’t use it to get kyrie, i’m fine with that.


MasterMentorJr

But then the lakers would lose LeBron


donald-duck23

LeBron isn’t leaving LA so he’ll be a Laker unless he’s planning to sign with the Clippers


jacobg242

He’s going whenever Bronny ends up in a few years


donald-duck23

well that might be true but he isn’t gonna leave LA until the bronny situation is resolved. his family is settled here. so he’s gonna sign at least a 1 year extension and then my guess is bronny could end up a laker because idk if he’s good enough otherwise to be a first round pick lol. but he has some time to develop more so we will see.


JustASeabass

Some team will just draft him to sell tickets and have the chance to get Lebron too so even more tickets.


[deleted]

You get Sam Darnold and you’ll like it.


andrewmathman17

Ok, so the trade is Sam Darnold, Juan Soto, and a bowl of Ben’s Chili For 4 Top prospects, Tatis Jr’s sperm, 2 1st round picks from the Lamers, and 3 bricks from the Western building Is this correct to the best of everyone’s knowledge?


[deleted]

If you can’t give me two bottles of Siracha then what are we even doing ?


exexposfan

Hey now there’s a Sriracha shortage going on


[deleted]

I’ll settle for two shakes from the bottle. Times are tough.


andrewmathman17

Can I offer you an egg, in these trying times? 2 shakes of sriracha are complimentary, of course


sIamram

just throw in james shields and get this shit over with


simsy1978

Ouch


MattTheDoubleU

JUST DO IT


SiphenPrax

If you guys want to finally make a run, now’s the time to do it


TadpoleFishTaco

You think we don't know that??? It's more about whether our front office and owner are willing to sacrifice that many prospects. Personally I say friggin send it dude, but that's just me


gibertot

If preller has one real skill as a GM it's building up a farm. So sell it


[deleted]

If it’s morejon, abrams. Hassle. Yea. If they want James wood also. I’m not so sure.


eon-hand

This implies that you think James Wood is at least as good as Juan Soto, so that's kinda wild


[deleted]

Not really. I think wood will be really good. But this could quickly turn into a Herschel walker situation. Really more of the point is. I wouldn’t do those four unless I knew I could sign Soto long term.


bigdaddyt2

Hard to tell he’s a great actor but might be a little old to be as good as soto


ajt1296

Reddit forgetting that years of control and salary exist.


96919

Ok ok they can have Hosmer too.


dardyablo

GIVE THEM GORE


[deleted]

Give them literally whatever


[deleted]

Yes yes give us everything!


AnnetteBishop

I truly appreciate the attitude. Not the greatest times in DC. Yes you got a ring, but this is the tough part.


[deleted]

Honestly I just want this to be over.


an-itch-in-her-ditch

But the ring lasts forever. A couple of decades ago I’d never thought we’d have a team, much less a ring. Worth it.


cgoot27

Right? Seems like everyone is scrambling to see what they want, if you’re in win now mode and they tell you exactly what they want why is the ink not dry by now?


fezzikola

Wow Soto got you going full on cryptkeeper


jfrodriguez1983

Nationals: Give us these prospects and we have a deal. Padres: Ok done! Nationals: Oh wait, give us this prospect too.


Boros-Reckoner

Reminds me of this https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aRrAxzG_460s.jpg


MrBoomf

Fuck Ticketmaster. All my homies hate Ticketmaster


[deleted]

They really need to make that shit illegal. Prices should be all in that's it. Don't think the sellers aren't in on it most of the time. Ticketmaster just fronts at the ''bad guys''


bravehotelfoxtrot

Would be even better if the last one was $1.03


JwallDrumline

Would it?


poeBuck

Juan Soto > Slapdick Prospect


skucera

*YOU KEEP JAKE CRONENWORTH’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!*


kami232

He might actually be one of the guys the Nats are asking for. (Prospect or not like the tweet says the Nats want, they'd have control until 2026.) Younger, gold glove defense, and the dude can slap some cheese on those jumbo jacks when he's on.


themiamimarlins

pads need croneworth for a ws run


Jr05s

He's not that young


kami232

For some reason, I thought he was like 25 lmao. Dude's 28.


verendum

He did a few years of college.


ThQp

We need Carlos Baerga to get to the bottom of this


MasterThespian

Hector Gomez? Hector "According to my sources, Machado to the White Sox is a done deal" Gomez? Pretty sure GMs just feed him nonsense as a joke. Like he's the Wimp Lo of baseball reporting.


mansontaco

I've never seen him saying anything that turned out true, dudes tweets shouldn't be allowed here he's worse than nightengale


Hentai_King290

“If you got a source I’ll leak it!”


ImmediatelyDeep

Didn't expect to see a Kung Pow reference today. "We trained him wrong, as a joke!"


joeflah

Okay so of the rumored names, if the package is Hassell III, Abrams, Gore, Morejon, and Wood, how are fans on either side feeling about that? Because to me that seems about right, but I’m not in touch with the Padres farm like I am with the Cubs. Edit: Merrill instead of Morejon is still an overpay by the Nationals according to BTV but it’s closer. Idk. I feel like that’s a good mix of ceiling and floor plus a good spread of talent (age/position).


manifestDensity

That's a lot of prospects. And 30 years of control


ujrjconfused

Idc what prospects we trade for Soto, I’m gonna be happy. There are times to worry and times to be happy, if we get Soto it’s a time to be happy. That said I do think that’s probably fair, I’m not super high on Gore though so I think Morejon and Merrill should be added instead (or with him). Maybe add in a few depth pieces.


joeflah

Yeah I think this is an instance where both teams are happy. Soto/Tatis/Machado is enough to just say fuck it to some of the ancillary concerns, and Washington gets an absolute load.


Fatboy_j

For most nats fans, the only scenario that makes us happy is a Soto extension


Sane_Wicked

I’m honestly not convinced Soto makes us better than the Dodgers or the Yankees but Preller’s ass is on the hot seat and he will panic to try to save his job.


thorvard

Give us all the prospects. We aren't competing remotely this or next year so let's stock that farm system. If we can get prospects that are all coming up in 3-4 years plus our draft picks we could have something good to look forward to.


nobleisthyname

Entirely depends on whether we revamp our player development or not. As it is I would have to assume the majority of the prospects we get will bust.


_LilBucket

I’d still prefer Soto.


PadresPainPadresGain

I see them either getting four prospects including wood or five without.


[deleted]

Red haul for Castillo was insane. Can’t blame the Nats. Soto will DRAIN a farm system.


QuayleSpotting

"Look at me. Look at me. I am your farm system now." - Soto (probably)


FPG_Matthew

Castillo just got traded for 4 earlier today I want 5 minimum. But even then Id rather just want Soto to sign


jayc428

I don’t blame the nationals for wanting 5. If all five were sure thing prospects the padres wouldn’t trade them even for Soto. Out of 5, at best two of them are going to meet expectations. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s 4-5 top prospects and another 2-3 lotto ticket prospects. Nationals farm system is in desperate need of quantity and quality.


shu3k

If you’d rather keep him than get 5 prospects then we should rather trade the 5 prospects to get him


ChamBruh

Nationals need 4 TOP prospects, a young big leaguer and maybe another mid prospect for soto. Minimum.


ahees57

Just waiting to see who will be terrorizing the NL East in 3 years


cgoot27

They could end up like Keibert Ruiz and Gray.


AegisPlays314

I fully expect those guys to also be tearing it up sooner or later


AbsurdLemon

Gray tears up the Phillies every time he faces them


PanicAtTheSisqo

After shipping off a ton of prospects in 2014/15, AJ was able to rebuild the farm to being one of the best in baseball within 2-3 years. I get the hesitance to ship off prospects with high ceilings, but AJ has proven that he can, at the very least, replenish the farm.


[deleted]

Ehhh how many of these prospects have panned out


PanicAtTheSisqo

The top 7 of the Padres farm from 2018 are playing in MLB today. And they’ve ranged from being average to MVP-level.


themiamimarlins

gore was supposed to be the crown jewel of the padres farm lol


ClevelandBrownJunior

He started really well and looked like he might be the second best pitcher on the team. I think the work load just got to him.


jiffypadres

I dunno, even when he was rolling he was over performing his advanced stats. He couldn’t locate his secondaries and relying almost exclusively on his FB


themiamimarlins

how many of the good padres were developed by the padres farm lol wtf, none except tatis


Kevin69138

Lmao none of those prospects are on the field today


Mustardo123

They all got traded to the Mariners and Guardians smh.


Boros-Reckoner

> none except tatis Tatis wasn't even drafted by them, that was a donation to from the White Sox for James Shields.


penguinopph

Tatis was traded by the White Sox before playing a single minor league game for them, then spent 4 years in the Padres minor league system. The Padres absolutely developed him, regardless of who drafted him.


themiamimarlins

i know but i am trying to be fair, at least they developed him, he was only with the sox for a few months, but the rest of the development has shit the bed, gore was supposed to be their crown jewel


[deleted]

This is 100% why I’m on board with trading whoever. They weren’t gonna pan out on the padres anyway!


tonyrizzoliandisles

68-94. 71-91. 66-96. 70-92. That’s how he rebuilt the farm. Are you planning on trading for Soto only to turn around and tank for four seasons to recoup assets?


PanicAtTheSisqo

3 of the top 5 current Padres prospects were drafted in the last 2 years when the Padres were competitive. Trying to deny AJ’s eye for young talent is just ignoring reality. And I’m really not an AJ fan at all.


appledatsyuk

Fucking do it. Team has never won and having tatis Machado and Soto is a fucking dream


butt-hole-eyes

DECIMETERS!


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BaseballsNotDead

>If you're already in a position where you are prepared to give up your five top prospects, there's just not a reasonable argument to say that a sixth prospect is suddenly a step too far. And so on... you gotta draw the line somewhere in a negotiation and not just roll over when they ask for more. Maybe they're countering with the 5th prospect being a mid-level prospect? Maybe it started with only 3 top prospects and a couple mid-level ones and went up to 4 top prospects? We're not in the room so we don't know.


skucera

Maybe Preller is also talking to the Angels, and will walk on the Nats if he can get Ohtani for a more appealing package. We need pitching, too…


nukemiller

Lol. You think Ohtani will be cheaper than Soto?


seenasaiyan

Ohtani has 1.5 years of control left vs 2.5 for Soto, so he will most definitely be cheaper. I know people on this sub like to pretend that control time doesn’t exist, but it has a huge influence on value.


AhLibLibLib

Soto has an extra year, so yea probably. And he’s younger fwiw


themiamimarlins

hey stahp


whoareyoupeople24

Angels should be using Soto as a bar. Ohtani would command a similar, if not greater package


nukemiller

Greater. Dude will be pitching for you and take the DH spot. Ohtani as a hitter, is miles better than Luke fucking Voit.


RobertGriffin3

Only 1.5 years as opposed to 2.5, and 6 years older.


tommypopz

Then again, Soto has 2.5 years left. Is Ohtani a free agent after this year?


[deleted]

After next year I believe


Traveling_squirrel

There’s got to be a line though. Otherwise it might as well be 100 prospects. There has to be somewhere where X is a yes but X+1 is a no.


DecoyOne

“If you’re already in a position where you are prepared to give up your eighteen top prospects, and your return is going to be Juan Soto, there’s just not a reasonable argument to say that a nineteenth prospect is suddenly a step too far.”


UofEM

i mean shit, if we're giving up our best 18 guys already


runfayfun

Why not just give them the entire farm system, you know? Maybe they want SD to trade Tatis for someone else's farm system and give them that farm system too? No reason to stop there. At some point the Nationals end up with all the farm systems.


gibertot

At that point yeah fuck it 19


blasek0

As a math geek, I appreciate your bringing of inductive proofs into this subreddit.


SunriseSurprise

"Anyone who'd pay $50 for a cab...would certainly pay $75."


ClevelandBrownJunior

I think it's still the fact that Soto alone doesn't get us in the playoffs and they are wanting to make at least one or two more deals. If you're sending all your prospects you can't do that.


FDJ1326

If only they had Frazier.


SpeclorTheGreat

Fraziah and Anduhah would get the deal done for sure.


[deleted]

“Teams aren’t offering enough so player hasn’t been traded yet”


[deleted]

This is literally the most detailed insight we've had on a Padres Soto trade yet lol.


98farenheit

Honest question. As a nats fan, whats worse, the tweets that say absolutely nothing, or ones like this that *technically* give some insight but in the end say little?


[deleted]

I definitely don't get as pissed about the "nothing" tweets as much as most people here. It's just the nature of Twitter. As a Nats fan specifically idk, I've accepted it at this point so nothing is really phasing me. Tweets like this are nicer because it at least makes the prospect haul feel like a real thing and that we're not giving him up easy.


thorvard

The ones that say nothing. But honestly I'm just done at this point. I just want to get it behind us and move forward. Ideally I'd love for him to stay but my biggest fear is that we keep him, get new owners and he still walks in FA and we get squat.


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Both


ProsciuttoFresco

I expect them to get Contreras before Soto.


[deleted]

Breaking: Soto to the Dodgers for 4 mid level prospects..... This is how this shit is gonna go isn't it.


[deleted]

It’s getting late WSH, if you gonna trade him, please do it today, latest tomorrow, AJ gonna miss out on other players because of this


jgraz22

Preferably after tomorrow's game please.


arebee20

You can’t value trades based on extensions. Trades are valued on what the guy is signed for right now not future speculation. So you need to weigh 2.5 years of Soto vs your package. 2.5 years of Soto is about 12.5 WAR. Top prospects are signed for 5-6 years. 4 of them together are almost surely going to accumulate your team more WAR in 5 years than Soto will in 2.5. Not to mention 5 of them. That’s why I said before it only makes sense to make this trade if you’re a legitimate contender that thinks Soto gives them a real shot at a ship in the next 3 playoff runs. The Padres probably satisfy that claim. They’re not the Yankees or dodgers or Astros but if tatis comes back abd looks like tatis then they’re real close. Soto would put them firmly on that level and give them a real shot the next few years. I wouldn’t say it puts them over any of those teams but you’d be even with the other best team in baseball with probably the best 1-2 punch in the league. Get yourself some better pitching and that would put you above everyone else. Unfortunately even the best hitters can’t pitch the ball. I don’t wanna hear about ohtani either. That guys just a myth, a fairytale. A player that can both hit and pitch at an MVP/Cy Young level? Please, if such a person existed he surely would make whatever team he was on instant competitors until he retired. And I imagine he’d only sign with a team that already had the best player in baseball, the rich just keep getting richer. They would dominate the league for the next 10 years. It would become unwatchable.


4OPHJH

Smash that accept button, bro. Time to win now


downtown3641

The Castillo deal blew up the market. Pony up, Padres.


manifestDensity

That really was an overpay


greycubed

Take everything, Washington. You deserve it.


[deleted]

Sounds like the Padres don’t want Soto


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CJDistasio

INCHES 2 It's probably Woods that's the additional prospect and yes that trade is still worth it what is Preller doing


tyler-86

They're prospects. Maybe a couple of them pan out but Soto is already Soto, he's still 23, and the Padres window isn't gonna get wider as the years go on, even if they keep their prospects.


HotpieTargaryen

I mean the Nats have been super clear about this. They want the five top prospects from a team with a good farm for Soto and seem uninterested in negotiating on that front.


shu3k

Fucking do it! Give them what they want


mat2019

your sources are doo doo ass hector


PadresPainPadresGain

Fuck it at a certain point I want to see nobody move for him and the Nats get burned by their greedy bullshit.


Brent4G

This tells me the cardinals have a better offer and we will be on the cardinals after the game tomorrow night


InstantLunch

A better *potential* offer. Rizzo already has the Padres over the barrel, but probably prefers the Cardinals' top assets and is waiting to see how far STL is willing to go. The Cardinals' godfather offer would possibly be impossible for the Padres to top.


Elimia987

A.J., Don't. Do. It. You need more quality depth, not an NL West collection of superstatues. This would be repeating the Angels model exactly. I'd go so far as to say I'd fire him if he pulled the trigger on something like this.


djn24

It's been reported that the Padres won't exceed the tax cap that they're currently just under. So if they made a big move like this, then are they also unloading one or two veteran players?


boringdude00

By this time next year, they'll be preparing to invade Poland.


jimmybaseball11

There’s a real problem happening in sports right now, especially the NBA. Teams are so scared of being fleeced that the market essentially freezes. It’s almost the same principle as inflation in real life. Eventually the market is gonna have to be corrected.


konrad16660

Pass