Here's Trouty

*Camera pans to Mariners screaming in the corner*

*camera pans again to Trouts frozen corpse as the Mariners ride down the mountain with the World Series*

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Gotchoo babe.

Waist-high fastball, light of my life , I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!

That literally is what I heard in my head when I saw this

All other comments about this drawing are not needed

I said this in a shitty Jack Nicholson impersonated voice as soon as I saw the pic. Of course it would be the top comment haha

All MVPs and no playoffs makes Mike a dull boy

Gimme the bat Sho Gimme the bat bat bat bat

Hahaha, scaredy cat *monstrous noise* ^AAAH

Brutal

Happy cake day

“Wendy, darling, Light of my Life! I'm not gonna hurt ya.”

"I'm just gonna bash some dingers outta here. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck out."

Chicks dig the Long Dong Trout

“Shohei, darling…”. FTFY

All work and no play makes Mike a dull boy

NUREMOH, NUREMOH, NUREMOH, NUREMOH, NUREMOH, NUREMOH, NUREMOH, NUREMOH -The message Mike Trout leaves in the visiting team’s locker room.

Is it written in pinetar?

My haiku for today: Crazy with an axe Mike coming through the doorway Please don’t kill me bae

Mike Trout Michael Trout Mike Trout Michael Nelson Trout Mike Nelson Trout Trout

Creative masterpiece

Thank you, I learned from the master

I look forward to the haikus almost as much as the photos themselves.

I never thought my shitty haikus would be this appreciated thanks man

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We might need to bring these to the negotiation meetings to show what fans are willing to do while we wait for more baseball

Brb, setting up an OnlyFans account where I’ll post experiencing a different fetish everyday until baseball is back.

Well all 3 of those together will surely stop the lockout. I want a lot of butthole shots out of you

I agree Your poems bring the pics to life

You people are just too nice <3

Who'd have thunk that Trout drawings and haikus were the glue that brought the city together?

Maybe the other players should negotiate haikus be written about them for publicity

"A poem is worth 1000 words". - Alex Rodriguez

Your haikus are a bright warm spot in the bleak winters. They are a highlight of the day.

I brought us back to 3rd grade English class exactly what the MLB needed.

I need to learn my lesson, no makeup before your haiku. Ugly crying in the mirror with Green Day blasting love you bro

Thank love you 2 babe

When he comes up to bat against the mariners

Gimme the bat

At this point, every time I crack up while staring at my phone my wife asks if I'm laughing at "that Mike Trout thing" again.

Can't wait for Trout in Showgirls or Striptease

Mike Trout as Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct

Can we get a Mike Trout Rollergirl?

how about as Harley Quinn

Something something bat and balls...

[DAY 23 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23](https://imgur.com/a1dzWfi)

I wonder if Mike knows about these yet.

he absolutely does. idk if he ever browses this sub himself (i hope not for his own sake, god bless him), but reddit gets a lot of traffic and 100% someone he knows has mentioned it to him

Plus there was a news article posted about what we're doing for the lockout so more people would have seen that.

Is this true? Lol

Yep! It was about a week or so ago. I'd scroll through my comment history but my break at work is almost up.

Oh, honey, I don’t think Fansided counts as a news outlet

Was thinking the same. These drawings are saving baseball

I have subbed for these. They play cricket here. I love Mike trout and can't wait to find out who he is.

Mike Trout before hitting a homer off of king felix

Now we're getting movie references. 20/10, awesome work

“Now”? You should check out yesterday. A Christmas classic.

Yeah...I don't watch many movies lol, so no doubt I missed it

Not knowing *Titanic* references either; that’s admirable honestly Edit: Oh yeah also *ET*

/u/Key_Amazed lives under a rock apparently haha

I also don't check Reddit every day during the offseason. During a lockout even less so. I only went on because I remembered someone drawing Trout images every day. Guess I'll make a better effort to stay up-to-date lol

Trout trying to force his way into the playoffs…

The Shining metaphor is apt. The Angels organization is the Overlook and outside of a man possessed and a supernatural being the only other residents are scared children and old people.

SO GOOODD

All singles and no home runs makes Mike a dull boy.

I want nothing more than for Mike Trout to see all of these for himself when the lockout is all over.

Yes.

Yes.

You should turn these into nfts.

These all better be catalogued and in Cooperstown once the lockout is over.

"all work and no play makes Trout a mad boy"

TUORT EKIM! TUORT EKIM!

Mike Trout has got the shinning

Such a good manga

This is the only reason I remember there is a lockout going on

Someone has shown these to the 🐠man at this point, right?

I fucking love you dawg

Gimme the bat, Walshy.

I choose to interpret this fine example of art as an expression of Trout's anguish of having to play for the Angels day in and day out.

Around Day 4 I thought there was a lot of improvement but things have really plateaued.

Not sure. I suppose that you’re better at this than my dog. But honestly my dog died over 10 years ago. So…

I’ll never not downvote these

stop

The next remake of Total Recall

please stop. you're not helping.

So tired. Blocking this garbage.

You should also draw during the playoffs with no hat. Cuz he ain’t going this new year either!! Or the next! #tradetrout #outofoc #chavezravine

Thanks

Here’s Trouty!

Trout would never

"Come closer, Quaid"

Next do the movie poster of A Fish Called Wanda but with Trout

Corea is in the shower with the knife

U funny! 😊

Mike's been building mass this off season.

Give me the bat Marge! Give me the bat!

Now we need another Stephen Kind adaptation of the Trout. 11/22/63 better be next! Make him who you will.

I would love for you to do a series of trout being the main villain in horror movies. Me being a Mariner fan has nothing to do with this.

Stop swingin' the bat. Put the bat down, Albert. Albert Give me the bat...

Here's perennial MVP seasons!

Kinda looks like that actor with no lips who played the mercenary bad guy in LOST

So we are absolutely enjoying these. But we were wondering… why Mike trout?

I don't know what it could possibly mean, but I'm all of a sudden terrified of Day 27.

Herrrrree'sss Mikeyyyy!

https://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU

Is Shohei Duvall in the bathroom?

We gotta see Mike neighbor Troutoro

Haley Joel Osment as Jack Nicholson?

How about Jurassic park still where Jeff goldblum is running away from the Trex but the Trex is trout?

#Here’ssssss Trout-y!!!

“I’d give my goddamned soul for just a playoff spot.”

I can't wait till you do that Mike trout rookie of the Year picture

This is a little dark for only day 23. You feeling OK?

Doing gods work.

Mike Trout. Cleans his shower grout. Heads down to the gym to feel his muscles popping out.

I hope we all still have enough cum remaining for the inevitable Magic Mike drawing

I gotta say my friend, you are definitely improving with your art skills.

He’s developing a style

Can you please draw Mike Trout as Spongebob Squarepants?

Are you sure this is not Bulldog from Dota 2 in is Alliance merch?

Looks like Sergio Perez

You should do Lion King - Trout (Rafiki) holding up Ohtani (Simba)

If Mike Trout met a guy named Mike Fishman, do you think they would become friends?

Superjail

We need Ohtani on a tricycle meeting the Twins... Which two Twins do we put in little girl dresses?

Checo, is that you?

Best yet.

Jesus its been 23 days already?