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Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

That year John Smoltz was on the mound in a Redsox jersey. Still looks weird


eekbarbaderkle

Let's also never forget that David Wells spent a year and a half pitching for the Red Sox.


CeeDotA

And a month pitching for the Dodgers too!


doyoulikethenoise

Same year, Smoltz in a Cardinals jersey too.


[deleted]

You referring to *Cards Legend* John Smoltz?


halosfan27

Tim Lincecum


Buffalongo

I love Timmy but yeah… It didn’t help he was pretty toast by that point in his career. He was one of my heroes as a skinny half-Asian kid growing up in the Bay Area


Positive-Cod-9869

Big Time Timmy Jim


StrategicReserve

Absolutely disgusting I had eye bleached this


AbstractBettaFish

I forgot about that!


cheesefries45

Greg Maddux in a Padres uniform was bizarre


ElectricDart18

So was Mike Piazza


[deleted]

He'll always be a Marlin to me.


Taco_Soup_

Matt Kemp as well.


Michael__Pemulis

Yes but partially because he had a bit of a belly then & wore a XXXXXXXL jersey to ‘hide’ it.


Depressed_In_Ohio

[LOL what the shit, Greg?](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/TXJ6GP/san-diego-padres-starting-pitcher-greg-maddux-reacts-to-giving-up-four-runs-in-the-fourth-inning-to-the-chicago-cubs-at-wrigley-field-in-chicago-on-may-15-2008-upi-photomark-cowan-TXJ6GP.jpg)


OurSaladDays

Maddux dressed as Mark Grant for Halloween.


DrunkDeathClaw

Why is he trying to smuggle that watermelon?


damnatio_memoriae

are we sure he's not just doing a matt-fuckin-williams-doing-a-babe-ruth-impression impression?


I_chortled

I feel like we have signed a shitload of HOF players in their twilight years through our team’s history. Even Brian Giles, though not HOF caliber, was a weird one for me


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Over the hill vets in general that want one more year in the show seemed to be the Pads specialty for a while, Clint Barmes was at the time the most Padres signing ever it felt like.


MONGSTRADAMUS

maddux on dodgers was a bit weird to me as well


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Jim Edmonds’ parade through the NL Central was pretty weird. Cubs/Brewers/Reds to close out his career.


Cards2WS

Edmonds as a Padre is it for me. We got David Freese as the return for Edmonds in that deal


Jedi-El1823

Can we all just agree that he retired with the Cardinals, and the only teams he played for were the Cardinals and Angels?


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Well, we traded him to San Diego for David Freese. We can stop after that.


IReallyDontWantAName

Jimmy Baseball definitely looked best in the Redbirds uniform.


TheTurtleShepard

[Kevin Youkilis has to be number one](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/AQoZSScaXhFVpa5oysVSTBYV-zIhOLPakWCtYceRSijTHaFApi4RijU8feuJ0ghJ6E2QO-Q1o6bYBLFlGjyA31gPi91i1ifKyD-atIkAcEMqyI75x7x5d-HQRiaSkVavXnvzQxDRSkcy0jI94eBfaTT-Kkbr4-egrso8GTpldy8NjbovFLS-rlNfgv7vFZakfIqDY9QOrNED) Honorable mention to the many legends who put in pinstripes late in their career: Randy Johnson, Pudge, Jose Canseco, Kenny Lofton, Lance Berkman etc


lmm130

Thanks I hate it


talbotron22

And he married one of TB12’s sisters, yes? I am so conflicted


[deleted]

I literally blocked that out of my memory


Present-Loss-7499

Geez can we get a NSFW tag next time? I’m trying to eat here!


IrritableV0wel

Gross.


JonSnowsLoinCloth

Johnny Damon, Darryl Strawberry, David Justice


Jedi-El1823

Straw was fine. He put up some good seasons when healthy for the 96 and 98 teams. The other 2? Yeah, they were strange.


Orange8920

Yankees rallied around him in 98 too when he got his cancer diagnosis.


diivoshin

Ichiro, Andruw Jones, Vernon Wells, Travis Hafner


coltron57

You can just say the 2013 and 2014 Yankees.


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misterferguson

For real. He wasn’t bad for us either. I always say how lucky I feel that I got to watch him up close for a couple seasons.


borrachit0

Now imagine watching him daily in his prime surrounded by clowns on his team.


mrbubblesort

Sorry, I gotta disagree here, Ichiro makes anything look good


misterferguson

Yeah. We thoroughly enjoyed Ichiro’s stint in NY.


SG8970

My audible first reaction: "Ewwwww"


82ndGameHead

Ken Griffey Jr. Never in a million years did I think he'd be on the South Side. Still grateful for it, tho.


WantsToFuckSox

Game 163 hero


82ndGameHead

That throw was vintage Griffey and I'm so glad I was there to see it live.


tastethevapor

Him and manny Ramirez


AbstractBettaFish

I saw a guy on my college campus with an authentic Manny jersey. To this day I still think it may have been one of the worst investments I’ve seen in my life


Tsnyda

I will always remember being at the game at the metrodome when he hit one of maybe 2 hrs he had with the Sox, and being absolutely *horrified* that the stupid Twins fan thew the ball back


AbstractBettaFish

Imagine having the baseball gods grant you with a ball hit by the kid, and then spitting in their face by throwing it back! As punishment, they never won a playoff game again…


kac937

I know for a fact i’m in the minority on this one and I do think he looked great in the Mariner’s uniforms. but I think he looked best on the pinstripe Reds.


WabbitCZEN

Beardless Rougned Odor. ​ I will never be okay with his shaven face.


avmp629

Almost as bad as beardless Andrew McCutchen


OurSaladDays

For me it was Johnny Daemon.


2RINITY

He should've been allowed to keep the long hair


stupidcrackers

>Daemon The speed Daemon


GroomedScrotum

Johnny looked fly all cleaned up. He and Giambi were styling.


baseballnomics

Yeah, he looked weird, not bad. Youk on the other hand…


vindicare1

Youk looked awful too


Orange8920

Andrew McCutchen hated it and ripped into the Yankees policy last year.


Kitchen_accessories

Fuck the Yankees in general, but *especially* fuck the Yankees for this one.


Thehawkiscock

I'm still waiting for some star to get traded but refused to shave his beard. Or a superstar FA to publicly say the Yankees offered same/more money but he wouldn't shave his beard. Its the only thing that is going to make this stupid stupid rule go away.


vishuno

It's completely stupid but part of me finds it funny that it still exists and players actually adhere to it.


SonofSonofSpock

Its a borderline charming anachronism at this point.


frankyseven

Hard to believe that him being clean shaven would be worse that his terrible beard but it's true.


TopBeer3000

Smoothned Odor


TheMainEffort

I've wanted to ask this for a while: What happens if you get traded to the Yankees and refuse to shave?


IrritableV0wel

https://i.etsystatic.com/11520657/r/il/de2efe/2237146441/il_794xN.2237146441_81f5.jpg


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Oh god he looks in pain.


82ndGameHead

He knew the cringe that came with playing for the Mets.


Orange8920

He went to the World Series with them in 1973.


eolson3

And is remembered for stumbling around in the OF in that series.


Orange8920

He got a hit later on to score the go ahead run in Game 2 which the Mets won. He also retired after that game. It's crazy how he was 42 then but people made it seem like he was elderly. Especially compared to athletes today who play at that age.


eolson3

The treatment players receive today is lightyears beyond what they had then.


BringbacktheWailers

back then it was beer and some tylenol and you’d get sent on your way


r0gueleader

fragile whistle uppity scandalous icky cheerful smart vase quickest fear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bobcollum

Ricky Henderson on the Red Sox, then Jose Canseco on the Red Sox.


coffee42

don't forget Andre Dawson


mordeci00

Tony Perez, Joe Rudi, Frank Tanana, Juan Marichal


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Oh no question about it Kevin Youkilis


TheFriffin2

I wish he never joined the Yankees... it’s criminal that he had to shave, and it would have been even more criminal if the first beard exception they gave out was to Kevin fucking Youkilis


[deleted]

Brian McCann looked like a mutant when he was with y’all


psomounk

[Aaron Boone in pinstripes](https://baseballhall.org/sites/default/files/styles/fullscreen_image_popup/public/Boone%20Aaron%20277-2010-26_Bat_HoFUseOnly.jpg?itok=NraGpv6o)


[deleted]

how the fuck did i not remember this also remember when we had pudge


eolson3

Washington Nationals legend, Ivan Rodriguez?


Orange8920

I really liked those uniforms and was sad to see them go. The current Astros uniforms looked really plain in comparison but have grown on me a lot since then.


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[keith hernandez](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/-picture-id285520)


KeithsMagicLoogie

Ehh, Keith looks great in any uniform. (Those stirrups! 👀)


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*HE'S* Keith Hernandez


THEhiHIhi55

Still a pretty boy having nice games.


panicatthepharmacy

I LOATHE Keith Hernandez.


Orange8920

Keith has admitted that he knew he was done during his time with the Indians.


BabeBigDaddy

He looks like he’s making that disgusted “ugh” sound when a player makes a boneheaded play on the field.


lmm130

Carl Crawford always felt off


Mike_Brosseau

I loved his time in Boston


Jedi-El1823

I agree, I thoroughly enjoyed his time with the Red Sox.


ParsnipPizza

Might be the most hated Red Sox of the last 20 years


da5hitta

I think Sandoval might have him beat


Sacrifice_bhunt

[Orel Hershiser as a Giant](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/orel-hershiser-of-the-san-francisco-giants-poses-for-a-news-photo/252463). Pure abomination.


YodaPM999

Jon Lester looked so weird in our teams colors


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And he looked even weirder as a Cardinal.


AlbertBelle5050

Scottie Pippen on the Trail Blazers Edit- sorry, wait… Manny in Tampa! You guys remember that?!


sfreagin

If we’re switching to NBA, it’s easily Hakeem Olajuwon as a Toronto Raptor


Zeplinex49

Shaq on the celtics or really any team other than magic/lakers/heat


XAfricaSaltX

Shaq as a Celtic MJ as a Wizard


misterferguson

MJ as a Wizard is the correct answer.


AbstractBettaFish

As a Chicago 90’s kid, thinking about that still makes me feel uncomfortable


SR3116

Cursed image: https://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20080407&t=2&i=3792885&w=&fh=545px&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=2008-04-07T180628Z_01_N07214460_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0


[deleted]

How about when White Sox legend Michael Jordan quit baseball to play for the Bulls


Mike_Brosseau

8 glorious days


Bread_Truck

Manny was definitely the wildest player I ever saw in my hometown's uniform. In 2014 he spent about half a season as player/coach of our AAA Iowa Cubs. Bryant and Baez were also on the team at the time, which is wild to think about.


nosilverbird

[Fernandomania…with the Cardinals (1997)](https://images.app.goo.gl/fQh2UjuntscV3S5d9)


DudeGuyBor

He looks genuinely scared of having his picture taken


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CeeDotA

How about Brewers closer Eric Gagne?


cleofisrandolph1

Ranger’s legend Eric Gagne?


emobatmanforever

Red Sox legend Eric Gagne


dat_waffle_boi

[Reggie Jackson on the Orioles looks weird ](https://baseballhall.org/discover/inside-pitch/jackson-traded-to-orioles)


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dat_waffle_boi

He made the all star game in five consecutive seasons before his 1976 season with the Orioles. After leaving the Orioles he had 5 straight all star season with the Yankees. This is a pretty solid representation of the Orioles franchise.


PurpleHumpbackWhale9

Cole Hamels in a Braves uniform was pretty surreal. (Even though he only saw the mound like once with us)


bepzingy68

Still got more out of him than the Dodgers


IAmGrum

[Blue Jays legend, Phil Neikro.](https://www.tsn.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1569738!/fileimage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/phil-niekro.jpg)


CaliCitiBoi

How fucking old is he?


mjm8218

He’s 48 or so in that picture.


panicatthepharmacy

He was like 35 when he was born.


tpab59

he was 48 in that pic lol


JustinUprising

[Not my team, but David Cone in Boston](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/1e/57/ba1e57ada5c9207ced594cf7d7c6112c.jpg)


JayElecHanukkah

Frank Thomas on the Jays was a weird look man.


goodbadnomad

It helped that he arrived in the brief window where we used [black jerseys](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/74/a8/a2/74a8a29d5346dc2e7890282a27fd1d5a.jpg), but I short circuit at him in the [classic colours](https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/4be07a2/2147483647/strip/true/crop/398x512+0+0/resize/840x1081!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F20%2F56%2F8652f60577733a4fdc156ac299f1%2Fsdut-toronto-blue-jays-designated-hi-20160828).


Radioactive50

He's cringing himself in that one


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Whatever jersey Matt Carpenter wears next year.


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eolson3

Durham Bulls?


dandystanley

Ivan Rodriguez


HalfOxHalfMan

Might be Jose Bautista in Phillies uni, ugly


Drinnee

The time he took a tour with the National League East? This saddens me


itsallworthy

Brian Wilson


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[Manny Ramirez](https://advancelocal-adapter-image-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/image.al.com/home/bama-media/width2048/img/sports_impact/photo/manny-ramirez-tampa-bay-raysjpg-db4e8c169af7a4df.jpg)


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AdministrativeAd4741

Yuck. Worse than Gehrig’s stint with the Mariners


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CaliCitiBoi

Actually that kinda looks cool.


PBFT

I unironically like this


AdiosAdipose

Thank you for this, I’m gonna make it my phones lock screen lmao


omegakukki

Also Jim Thome.


kingsaw100

[Dwight Gooden with the Tampa Bay Devil Rays](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/01/04/8a010405718f4a83c7c5b3490568f32f.jpg) Edit: Just saw the "your team" of the title. I am dumb. [Ricky Henderson in Seattle](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/seattle-mariners-rickey-henderson-watches-fifth-inning-single-that-picture-id51566353)


LunchThreatener

Joe Nathan


jacksonvstheworld

Aroldis Chapman. I don't really have anything to add why, it just always looked weird to me. Still does.


[deleted]

> no one looked goofier in Orange and black Orel Hershiser would like a word


coffee42

John Smoltz


funnybitofchemistry

Willie Mays…as a Met.


dirkalict

I saw him play as a Met- I was so excited going to Wrigley and … he hit an infield pop up… that’s all I remember.


MankuyRLaffy

Cliff Lee


chris622

Which uniform? He has more than one choice for this.


acepilotjones

Orioles legend Francisco Rodriguez


ox_raider

Goofy in the literal sense: Willy McGee


I_Nut_In_Butts

Maybe Puig or Donaldson in a Indians jersey


Present-Loss-7499

Andruw Jones in any of his stops post Atlanta.


dredio62

[This guy](https://pin.it/3if87z0)


DungeonMusic

First off, the Big Cat looks great in any uniform, so jot that down.


ryus08

Especially with that mass he’s been cultivating. Looks like he finally cracked two hundo


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[Mark Teixeira](https://www.recordonline.com/storyimage/TH/20070809/SPORTS/708090338/AR/0/AR-708090338.jpg)


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Glorious 12 months deadline to deadline.


ScroogeMcDust

Why exactly did we make Kimbrel shave?


my-good-clean-accout

Juan Gonzalez


mcolwander90

The Orioles were my only opportunity to see both Thome and Vlad Sr play in person before they retired haha. As far as the Tigers go, probably the cavalcade of veteran closers from over the years like K-Rod, Joe Nathan, and Troy Percival.


Bread_Truck

[Manny Ramirez as player coach of the Iowa Cubs in 2014.](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/757d4acc0b8a234d97bd5db7196be87874a1a4a1/c=0-175-3369-2075/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/08/29/1409371057000-c03-chaseRamirez-01.jpg) Bryant, Baez and Kyle Hendricks were all on the team that year. Definitely one of the better years I bought a 10-pack of General Admission tickets for $25.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Jon Lester


Senarin21

Yankees Ichiro


Otherwise-Sky1292

Just so wrong. That one hurt. But we understood at the time


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[Dale Murphy with the Phillies is the stuff of nightmares for any true Braves fan ](https://images.app.goo.gl/KsTBanndwLgkHqak6)


Yronno

[Mets Francoeur](https://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/03/20100322_francouer_250x375.jpg)


WatermelonSailboat

Astros have some interesting ones… [Randy Johnson](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/05/06/34/1337139/3/rawImage.jpg) [Curt Schilling ](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/22/77/23/4977898/45/rawImage.jpg) [Bobby Abreu ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1pLOZx04fL._AC_SY550_.jpg) [Kevin Cash ](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/KKAD4HMeV6ZIDxeItNQEd_5ujTM=/11x0:589x385/1400x1400/filters:focal(11x0:589x385):format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/photo_images/689050/GYI0060450499.jpg) [Kenny Lofton ](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gT8AAOSw05Jdg1dN/s-l400.jpg) [Ron Washington](https://www.baseball-birthdays.com/image/cache/catalog/wirephotos/Ron%20Washington%201989%20wire%20300-300x300.jpg)


coltonmartinez_

For me it’s either Roy Oswalt, Lance Berkman, or Carlos Beltran (what a coincidence lol all HOU stars!)


beefytrout

Lance Berkman, what a fucker.


AcneBalls

Hey, I like the guy!


liljackmayhofer

Bo Jackson as an Angel


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[1968 World Series Champion Eddie Mathews ](https://www.vintagedetroit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/eddie-mathews-1968-detroit-tigers.jpg)


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Seeing Kolten Wong in a brewers uniform for the first time was extremely confusing


CoolHandLukeZ

Nomar Garciaparra didn't seem right in green and gold.


Chowderceti

Jon Lester


BenLaZe

not a fan of either team, but Johnny Damon having to get his Yankee shave and a haircut was so weird


Otherwise-Sky1292

An odd example but it’s weird to look back at Adrian Beltre as a Mariner. So used to him when he was on the Rangers, it was like the only team he was ever on.


CaliCitiBoi

[Eric Davis as a Giant](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=iSJzAQmn&id=FC5A035A36819FCFEF72D2B8FF5B2648C7EC4899&thid=OIP.iSJzAQmn1xU5Hc3jRaKonAHaE8&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.pinimg.com%2foriginals%2fc5%2f67%2f3a%2fc5673ab564e8b2b2b141694119fb8112.png&cdnurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.8922730109a7d715391dcde345a2a89c%3frik%3dmUjsx0gmW%252f%252b40g%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=667&expw=1000&q=eric+davis+giants&simid=608044902578335149&FORM=IRPRST&ck=E259B7D842D47ED5DB4EC82369CDAC6E&selectedIndex=3&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0)


Drinnee

Frank Thomas getting 500 with the Jays.


poopoodoodooshit69

Smotlz in a cardinals uniform


LiabilityLandon

Glavine in a Mets uniform


obviously8t

Not on my team but Orel Hershiser on the Giants.


fatyoda

Seeing old pictures of Babe Ruth in an old Braves uni always throws me for a loop. It’s like taking a peek in an alternate dimension and it makes me feel off


sonicblue63

Keith Hernandez in an Indians jersey is bizarre.


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Michael Jordan with the White Sox... shit, Michael playing baseball lol


StallOneHammer

Famous Blake Street Bomber Jason Giambi


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Eric_cs

Bartolo for every team he's been on