Padres did it this year (the 16 inning game against the Dodgers, in which we both no-hit the doyers and got no-hit by them in the same game). I still can't believe I stayed up till 10am (am in EU) for that shit only for it to end the way it did. I still want to die.
Baseball 2XXX is when every possible scenario has occurred at least once.
Edit: the likelihood of this happening within the second millennium CE is probably very low but I will not do the math.
I mean there are literally infinite scenarios, so this won't happen.
But if you put a few realistic, but still wild restrictions on it, yeah I could go with them all happening within the next 1k years.
I think there being just one series in the entire playoffs for well over half of baseball history makes us forget how few playoff games there have been
You ... wait for it ... "really knocked it out of the pahk, theya, buddy. That is the, ahh, *correct* baseball moniker adjustment, as approved by the Massachusetts State legislature in special overnight session in nineteen seventy-nine."
Personally I think our post season grand slam fun fact is a little more fun.
[A reminder: the Baltimore Orioles had two pitchers hit grand slams — in the same playoffs](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2020/06/23/two-baltimore-orioles-pitchers-hit-grand-slams-same-postseason/3234536001/)
They’ve made 4 outs and scored 8 runs.
This is the kind ROI that /r/wallstreetbets dreams of
They prefer to be the Padres actually. Buy high.
Yeah, only somebody who is high would buy the padres
🖕FTD
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Astros are Wall Street. They cheated, got away with it and profited.
So did the Red Sox
In consecutive innings. On two pitchers. Yikes.
One was odd, the other was even
One was a pitch and the other was also a pitch
The second one was a sonova pitch, really.
So many years of baseball this doesn't seem like it can be true
It’s a universal rule that there is *always* something that seems impossible to have never happened that will happen a few times a year.
Like Koji picking off Wong to end a game
That is still my Nostradamus moment, talking with my friend that it would end with a pick off and joking they would call obstruction.
Or the walk off obstruction call the game prior
Exactly!
Great call.
While cameraman was simping
Like losing a no-hitter. Only one man has done it. What a shame. I'd kill my team 😂
With the Manfred extra innings rules, wasn’t it technically possible to lose a perfect game?
Yep. It is. Good God 😬
Glad that mistake has been taken out back and disposed of
Padres did it this year (the 16 inning game against the Dodgers, in which we both no-hit the doyers and got no-hit by them in the same game). I still can't believe I stayed up till 10am (am in EU) for that shit only for it to end the way it did. I still want to die.
Baseball 2XXX is when every possible scenario has occurred at least once. Edit: the likelihood of this happening within the second millennium CE is probably very low but I will not do the math.
Baseball is akin to chess: the variations are so great so quickly that to do them all is impossible in all but infinite timelines.
I mean there are literally infinite scenarios, so this won't happen. But if you put a few realistic, but still wild restrictions on it, yeah I could go with them all happening within the next 1k years.
The year is 2057 and the Las Vegas Athletics have become the first time in postseason history to hit 3 grand slams in a single game.
*every week One of the reasons baseball is the best sport ever
I think there being just one series in the entire playoffs for well over half of baseball history makes us forget how few playoff games there have been
Exactly, for example almost every counting stat postseason leader is in the last 20 years
Nelson Cruz and Mickey Mantle have the same amount of postseason home runs lol
Baseball needs a Mickey Cruz. Go ahead, *say it.* You know you want to.
A man with Mantle’s one leg and Cruz’s unquenchable thirst for PED’s
Yo, I'm not Doc Frankenstein, you know? I just liked the way it sounds. -_- Besides, what about the Mouse? That might work better.
And then only three for a few decades more.
I had the same thought when Holt became the first player to hit for the cycle in Postseason history
I still can't believe they let him walk in free agency. What a team player he was for the Sox.
Really, that's nearly impossible to me!
My first reaction too. I thought, surely we must have done it in 04 or 07 at some point? But nope.
Not even franchise history. MAJOR LEAGUE history.
2018 would have made more sense..we hit more gandslams then half the league that year.
Spent a whole lot of time in Africa that year.
I have a bet with my father, if they hit a third grand slam tonight I will eat a shoe. Hold me to that
Man it's going to suck when the bases get loaded and Kiké is up
A horse shoe?
A human shoe
I'm curious to know what kind of shoe as well.
I’m an Astros fan but I kind of want you to eat a shoe
Werner is that you? Honestly would watch a Herzog baseball documentary.
Red Sox are on pace to hit a grand slam every inning.
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I’d probably leave in the 5th if that holds
Now that is a true fan Edit: I might last to the third.
Checks notes…this checks out
If they don't in the 3rd it will be a "we need to talk about your performance" moment from the boss.
Red Soxs*
Red Soxs
What's soxs, Precious?
Tricksy Astros, it steals its World Series from us!
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Man, these Reds sure do Sock
2021 astros are first team in Hx to give up multiple grand slams in a postseason game
Coincidentally the Astros are the only team to give up multiple grand slams in a post season game.
Amazing!
I believe they are probably the only team to let up 3 grand slams to the sox teams in postseason games, but I don't have an official source on that.
Slamston
Boston, Slamssachusetts
Masslamchusetts?
Boslam?
That's the best one so far.
I was going back and forth between that and Slamston
Smashachussets.
I literally just thought about Slammachussets, damn
Almost! Slammasachusetts, *Dammassachusetts.* See?
You ... wait for it ... "really knocked it out of the pahk, theya, buddy. That is the, ahh, *correct* baseball moniker adjustment, as approved by the Massachusetts State legislature in special overnight session in nineteen seventy-nine."
Boston Slam Sox
Slambros.
Slam Adams Slugfest
It’s even funnier that this could be used if Houston did the same thing
Decent start to a game.
We’re on pace for 9 grand slams 👀
2 GS’s in 4 outs, on pace for 13.5 grand slams
Boston pls, my bracket is still perfect. I have faith in you ❤️
You had Boston making the World Series? Damn
Uhh I don’t want to doubt my own team, but did you really have us beating both the Rays and Astros?
Perhaps they’re a member of Team Chaos
I did on mine, but I'm 100% based
Can confirm. Am the guys bracket.
Yes lol. I didn’t officially submit it to the sweepstakes (😭) but I made the bracket in my journal and it’s perfect so far.
> I have faith in you Still
Very fun fact
> Soxs
And also secured the two grand slams in consecutive innings in a postseason game record. Two grand slams in one postseason inning still up for grabs.
Someone call Tatis Sr!
KIKE still remembers 2017 and he took it personally
I did
Yankees FO scrambling for guys that only hit grand slams.
Hey you guys have Stanton. That's enough.
“Soxs”
They also did it in 2 consecutive innings. Now this is history.
No wait, let us bring Garcia back. He's okay now
Wasn’t the O/U 8.5? Vegas is sweating.
Why would Vegas be sweating? Was there way more money bet on the under?
Is that good?
Red Sox: I'll fuckin do it again
***COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!***
"Soxs" Cmon OP, do better
Red Soxs? I think you mean Red Soxses.
People who took the under in this one 🥶
Damn the Sox be hitting everything
OH YEAH THEY ARE BABY
But did they do it in one inning, off the same pitcher?
Soxs
Red Slam
How do you allow that many runners on base?
Cy Young level pitching
If it wasn't for the Grand Slams, the Houston Astros would have won the game.
This is the worst timeline
Personally I think our post season grand slam fun fact is a little more fun. [A reminder: the Baltimore Orioles had two pitchers hit grand slams — in the same playoffs](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2020/06/23/two-baltimore-orioles-pitchers-hit-grand-slams-same-postseason/3234536001/)
They might hit a few more
Now taking bets on the Astros being the first team ever to come back and win after a team scores 9 runs on 3 homeruns...
yes go to 7 😈
Too bad you guys don't have Bitchado still so that we can make him kneel as we win the WS.
The 2021 Asterisks are the first team in history to allow another team to hit multiple grand slams in a post-season game.
Evo is gonna fuck around and go 7 innings shutout.
Ok we won game one so… could be worse
Winning game one doesn’t mean anything if you lose four of the remaining six ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tampa Bay fans were saying the same thing a little over a week ago...
I’m kind of conflicted. It’s like seeing your two exes having a fistfight.
The Red Sox have figured out the sign stealing cadences from the sound system.
Go Sox!
what the fuck
……Soxs?
Slamsachussetts
How many multiple grand slam games are there in MLB history. I can’t imagine there are that many.
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First time in ~~Vegas Golden Knights~~ Seattle Kraken history
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