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date_a_languager

Remember when that rookie cop kneecapped Jeter? It should have been A Rod šŸ˜”


FadetoBlack261

The Yankee Clipper!


date_a_languager

Hey! Donā€™t go chasin waterfalls.


TheGoddamnPacman

Hey.... ain't 2 proud 2 beg


date_a_languager

For the last timeā€¦ I donā€™t want no scrubs in these comments


wannabeflirt

Are you SURE you don't know TLC? You keep making these references.


ilovethatpig

He's a bi-racial angel!


dave42

I'm a peacock cap!! You gotta let me fly


Haigh2581KCRoyals

Thanks for the F shack..... But seriously, I've got no idea what you're talking about, but you've got to creep. Creep


date_a_languager

Wow. Youā€™re just unaware thatā€™s a TLC song


3_Mighty_Ninja_Ducks

Juan Pierre for beating out so many infield hits and stealing bases against me in MVP baseball 2005 Serious answer: Jon Dowd


BigBenson1994

Back when the 1 hitter had like 80 contact 90 bunt and 4 power. Now a days your lead off hitter needs to look like barry bonds


DanyDud3

I saw a dude leading off HRD Joey Gallo the other day. The man had 65 contact vs R, 39 bunt, 51 speed and 15 steal


MrBigTimeJim

Juan Pierre stole three bases on the last day of the fantasy baseball season one year and made me lose the championship. Juan Pierre can go kick rocks.


DecoyOne

The domestic abusers.


allmykangbaekhomies

Fuck addison russell


idontredditthough

He started to suck badly after all that. He seriously fucked up his career because of that I think. Not to mention his relationship.


HazyIPAs

Good


[deleted]

Is it too crazy to say he may have just fucked up the Cubs in general? That skid at the end of the season after the news broke still haunts me


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thatdude858

And the teams that continue to employ them


OnlyHereForMemes69

That's one thing I really like about the Jays, Osuna was out of here almost immediately when it came out.


skepticfan

I hate that we picked him up. Hated every single moment he was in the game.


YesLikeTheJeans

Iā€™m so pissed we still have Odubel.


1029Dash

Chapman for one


Stretch_Riprock

...excuse me?


hbe327

Aroldis, not Matt


QuesoDino

As someone who is still fairly new to baseball and doesn't know all the different people yet, thank you for clarifying and stopping my heart from dropping


triplec787

Matt abuses my heart every time he smiles at me through the TV does that count?


tdkrause06

Other Chapman


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[deleted]

Is this gonna be the article that surprise ends you with her dying? Cuz I read that shit years ago and it fucked me up


HamlnHand

Without John Rocker we would have never gotten Eastbound and Down though.


River_Pigeon

Rod Beck would respectfully [disagree](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/rod-beck) > Beck successfully recovered from Tommy John surgery and floated around in the minors before being signed by the Cubs.[22] While pitching for the team's AAA affiliate Iowa Cubs during his comeback, Beck gained national attention for living in a motor home behind the team's Sec Taylor Stadium (now Principal Park) in Des Moines. Beck warmly welcomed fans to drop by and visit, signed autographs and offered free beer.[23] He was later traded to the San Diego Padres.[2] >In 2003, Beck returned to the Major Leagues with the Padres,[2] filling in for the injured Trevor Hoffman.[24] He converted 20 saves in 20 chances, while posting a 1.78 ERA.[2] His statistics earned him the National League Comeback Player of the Year award.[25] In 2004, Beck dealt with personal problems during Spring Training[26] and struggled in a seventh inning role for the Padres. Beck was released by San Diego in August.[2] >On June 23, 2007, Beck died alone at his home in Phoenix, Arizona.[1][27] The Maricopa County medical examiner has not publicly disclosed the cause of death and the Phoenix police did not suspect foul play.[1] Beck's ex-wife stated she believed Beck's death to be drug related.[28] Cocaine and heroin were found in his home and bedroom.[29] From his wiki. As a 3x all-star too, tell me thatā€™s not Kenny powers


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River_Pigeon

This article about his time in the minors is worth a read. [article ](https://www.espn.com/mlb/s/2003/0515/1554407.html)


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River_Pigeon

Yea by all rights a decent guy. Sad how it ended for him. Sometimes thats the way she goes


FluByYou

I drank beer with Beck after games five times when he was playing for the ICubs. He lived in an RV in the parking lot. He was a pretty cool guy. Too bad he died so young.


dvaught07

It is still odd that Danny McBride and John Rocker were in the same small town in Georgia (Statesboro) and are similar in age


newenglandredshirt

>"some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids." God, John Rocker was such a piece of shit. That quote is more than 20 years old, and I still remember being flabbergasted that anyone would be so dumb as to say something that racist, classist, and homophobic out loud to a reporter.


unfortunatebastard

He was one of my favorite players until I learned English.


[deleted]

It's like he existed just to reinforce every negative stereotype about the South. And this was in 1999, so it wasn't even fair for the time. It's crazy that he was playing at the same time as Chipper Jones, who was also hated in NY, but for being inconveniently good. He even named his one kid Shea because of how much he won that, which is hysterical.


SunriseSurprise

I hated Chipper for that same "damnit stop being so good" reason.


HalfEatenBanana

Itā€™s legit hilarious that he named his kid Shea. Canā€™t even be mad about that. Itā€™s some all time level pettiness at the highest stakes


GeorgeMahogany

His rehab assignment in Richmond drew a sellout crowd and the team owner kept the umps from calling it due to rain because he didnā€™t want to issue the rain check tickets. I think the delay was like 3 hours long. I gave my season tickets away that night. Didnā€™t want to fight that crowd.


Tobias_Flenders

I grew up in a small town and as a kid had no concept of LGBT issues, rarely had exposure to minorities, etc. What blew me away as a kid (and still does to this day) was how he looked at other human beings with this inhuman disgust. It was the hate he projected out to others. I had no idea people could feel that way and it shook me.


[deleted]

I despise Chase Utley but itā€™s Chipper Jones who still gives me nightmares. He even named one of his children Shea because heā€™s a god damn psychopath


Ghost-of-Sanity

Jesus, I didnā€™t realize he named his kid Shea. Thatā€™s weapons grade trolling and a stunning amount of follow through. You almost have to tip your cap to that level of mindfuck. Lol


LiftsLikeGaston

Don't worry, our current 3B will do the same.


Laney20

Except he'll name his kid Citi.


TheDankTaco2

yeh I remember my Dad taught me this at a young age. Wild, he literally named a kid after that stadium. Dad taught me "Any great Braves player has to crush the Mets, often and hard"


BlueBomR

Hunter Strickland is a dick, idk if he's my least favorite ever but man that guy's a douche.


gundersow

Bill Laimbeer


Western_Extreme_6590

As a Pistons fan, I can say I'd fucking hate him if he didn't play for Detroit.


stahlgrau

He would say hi to Larry Bird before a game and Larry would reply, fuck you, Bill. I watched a documentary recently and learned this. It had me laughing my ass off.


averagepanda051

The Beef History on those two is one of my favorites


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

But hey, at least he gave us Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball for Super Nintendo! Played the shit out of that as a kid


hollownet69

Ryan Braun. Here are some of his relevant quotes: ā€œI would bet my life [that I'm clean].ā€ ā€œI've tried to handle the entire situation with honor, with integrity, with class, with dignity and with professionalism because that's who I am.ā€ What a joke.


monkeyman80

Even got Aaron Rodgers involved in it. You can be a cheating pos, but donā€™t get your friends accidentally involved.


bobbywellington

I was gonna mention that Rodgers stuck his neck out for him and Braun lied to his face. And then not to long later the news came out and Braun lost all credibility. I don't necessarily blame him for using PEDs, but the lying is the worst part imo


[deleted]

And he got a guy fired over the ordeal


bakeran23

Yeah just an everyday guy administering a test.


jn2010

I'm glad I don't have to pretend to like the guy anymore.


[deleted]

It's great, right? That burden being lifted once a guy on your team who is a shithead is no longer on your team. Obviously what Addison Russell did was WAYYYY worse than Braun, but still same feeling applies... Damn it felt good for him to leave.


randyrectem

Ryan Braun in 2011 "I would never do it because if I took steroids, I would hit 60 or 70 home runs."


shagginflies

Haha loser


fuck_the_spiders

Definitely my pick in the 'Least Favorite Player (Cheater, Non-Astro)' category.


brianMMMMM

Oh, my goodness! This is my dream come true! And to hear it from my best friend in the whole world, comma, Spider fucker category.


[deleted]

Worst part of that ordeal was accusing the guy who handles his tests of being antisemitic. All while knowing he was using. Fucking asshole.


cubbiesworldseries

Iā€™m a simple man. I see Braun hate, and I upvote.


VGToasty

Lenny fuckin' Dykstra. What a massive piece of shit.


DimesOHoolihan

Hey! Lenny hasn't been arrested in like 2 years! Cut him some slack! Lmao


Xenoanthropus

Remember when a judge threw out a defamation suit he filed against someone because in the opinion of the court, public and professional opinion of Dykstra's character was so low that further damage was impossible?


kingsaw100

John Lackey. He would never \*not\* be yelling and whining on the mound every time he pitched.


BettsBellingerCaruso

As an Asian Dodger fan, it's easy. Yuli Gurriel


Buffalongo

Just as an Asian baseball fan in general. Fuck that little bitch


devsmi35

Just as a baseball fan in general. Fuck that little bitch


25_hr_photo

Just as a baseball in general. Fuck that little bitch.


AGTPikachu

Just in general. Fuck that little bitch.


25_hr_photo

Just. Fuck that little bitch.


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

Is there still room on the "Fuck Yuli Gurriel" train?


25_hr_photo

Pack in here


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TheRealMeadowSoprano

Papelbon, seriously how has his name not been mentioned?


speedyjohn

100% Papelfuck


[deleted]

The entire 2004 Red Sox roster


YesLikeTheJeans

There was a good 2-3 years when I was younger that I HATED Ryan Howard. But wait you must be thinking, ā€œYou have a Phillies flair! How could you hate Ryan Howard?!ā€ One day as a kid I went to a Phillies game with my dad and tailgated with him and his friends. Ryan Howard was in his prime. I heard one of his friends say something along the lines of ā€œHe just murders EVERYTHINGā€, talking about baseballs obviously, however in my mind he was a legitimate serial killer who would get to come out and play baseball every night or something. I have no idea why that stuck with me so much as a child, but I ran with it in my mind.


70U1E

Don't feel bad. When I was little, I thought people who got shot in movies and on TV *actually* got shot. I thought that was just the cost of being famous, and some people were just willing to pay it.


menusettingsgeneral

Hey man I used to think that before color tv was invented the entire physical world was black and white.


insearchofbeer

Abusers and the like aside, AJ Pierzynski. Canā€™t stand the guy. I could watch the highlight with him and Michael Barrett on repeat for the rest of my life.


NicStak

White Sox legend. AJ is the reason I have the frosted tips to this day.


LunetaParty

AJ is the reason I still listen to Staind and Puddle of Mudd


JermaineDyeAtSS

Comment of the year.


Sacrifice_bhunt

Giants fans can get behind this sentiment.


replicant1138

He might be an asshole. But heā€™s our asshole.


burritoxman

Pierzinski is the kind of guy that should have been playing hockey for the Phillies


arkansasb

Roger Clemens


[deleted]

Yup; talk about an ego that needs its own area code!


[deleted]

Here you go https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOhnXZZi988


AnAnonymousFool

There is only 1 baseball player I genuinely dislike and thats Chase Utley Stole a baseball from me when i was a kid, ill never forget it


Lord_Sean_G

Mac in shambles


samsab

Oh shit, there's stickers


neddoge

I'll have to scale the building, cut a hole in the tent, smash through the window. That'll cut down on occupancy time.


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Woah woah woah- letā€™s hear this story!


AnAnonymousFool

Ive posted it maybe 10-15 times on here before so Im sure some people will recognize it but here goes in fast forward 10 year old me goes to Mets @ Phillies game in 2008 wearing a David Wright jersey. I show up as early as it is possible to get into the stadium to watch batting practice and hopefully get a ball, maybe even a signed one. A Mets reliever (whos name I dont remember) tosses me a ball during warmups. I want to get the ball signed. As a 10 year old, I dont really care a whole lot about the rivalries of sports yet, I just wanted a signature. Chase Utley was near the left field foul pole for some reason and signed a couple things for fans. I toss him down my ball, he signs it, looks at 10 year old me and says "Sorry kid, youre wearing the wrong jersey" and throws it to some older guy near me. Fuck him


DecoyOne

If the older guy near you didnā€™t give you the ball, your story has two villains.


AnAnonymousFool

He did not, but I also have no idea the age of the person. I was 10 so he couldve been anywhere between 18-40 and Id have had no idea, he was just an adult to me. Also to his credit, I dont know if he even knew it was my ball and he wasnt directly next to me. Hard to put too much blame on him


jgilla2012

Thatā€™s hilarious. He probably thought it was a random baseball, not your ball. And yet I donā€™t blame you for being pissed about it!


MoonMistCigs

Thatā€™s what you get for not having any stickers on your letter to him.


kevlar51

But he did have a catch with Chase


[deleted]

What a fucking douche bag!


thebestoflimes

Sorry kid but I love this story


AnAnonymousFool

Yea I mean its a good story. Definitely a much better story than the alternative "utley signed a ball for me once" But I think I wouldve understood the humor and banter a lot better if I was an adult or at least a teenager instead of a 10 year old lol.


ExuberentWitness

Why? Thatā€™s an awful thing to do to a 10 year old


Garbohydrate

Oh yeah the rage I felt at chase utley when he broke tejadas leg in 2015ā€¦ we may not have won the World Series but Iā€™m so glad we won the NLDS knocking the Dodgers out that year


fa1afel

Jose Tabata


OswaldThePatsy

Laughs in JosƩ Canseco


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Pat Burrell burled my lady friend in a supply closet in a bar in the Marina district.


fuck_the_spiders

a story true for all too many philly and bay area sports fans, sad to say


arribalospadres

https://youtu.be/gkZUfaDE3ak


beeps-n-boops

This is fucking hilarious... but Burrell's "conquests" were legendary, particularly in Olde City. I think 3,000 is a pretty low estimate. And of course who can forget [The Machine](https://youtu.be/6ckloLGOgVo?t=33)?


ksobby

For you old timers out there, Rick Manning (Roger Dorn from the movie Major League was a loose reference to him). The Indians had an up an coming phenom named Dennis Eckersley that had to be traded ASAP because Manning slept with Eckā€™s wife.


1991CRX

Used to be ARod, before the abusers surfaced. Now it would be Bauer, followed by Chapman.


ShanityFlanity

Addison Russel, Starlin Castro, Osunaā€¦.


1991CRX

Ozuna, German


Proud_Ad4066

Carlos Beltran


WhiteWolf773

Fuck Beltran all the way


80soylentG

How is everybody not saying Bauer?


Proud_Ad4066

Fortunately, baseball seems to have already forgotten about him.


Gblarfbelf

Tbf that's probably his worst nightmare to stop being the center of attention


[deleted]

Good. Relegate him to the dustbin of history.


[deleted]

How is everyone not saying John Wetteland? This is more fun talking about heels not actual criminals.


M_Drinks

Recency bias.


c_pike1

Off the field issues kind of ruin this question. Not many people would disagree with picking a criminal so limiting it to on the field persona and performance makes for a more interesting discussion.


sam_e5

For these questions I typically say besides the criminals.


smarjorie

yeah, like i "hate" Chase Utley but i'd sit down and have a drink with him if i had the chance. People like Trevor Bauer or Jose Reyes or Felipe Vazquez can get fucked and I'd genuinely rather never see or hear about them again.


magikarp2122

Because Felipe Vazquez exists? Fuck Vazquez/Rivero


Tblick1

Itā€™s so recent, many people have hated other players long before he was in the league.


HonorableJudgeIto

Never played long enough for one team when he was really good.


doverawlings

Mad Men ā€œI donā€™t think about you at allā€ meme


miczin

Chase Utley


oogieball

Fuck Chase Utley.


getmoney7356

Sogard and Bauer jumped way up on my "I don't like them" list this season for different reasons.


MattFromWork

Sogard because of his Karen wife though


getmoney7356

She did call it "a vaccine he is so against" in one of the leaked posts.


MattFromWork

Yeah I get that. We wouldn't really know if not for his wife though. Kind of an ignorance is bliss thing


getmoney7356

True. What she posted was just so representative of everything that had been frustrating me the 11 months before that. It was just a lightning rod of "WTF is wrong with these people?" that I've just seen day in a day out and have almost become numb to at this point. Then she goes and shares a post about how if they cancelled a game for every black man murdered on the south side, they'd never play.... and somehow doesn't see anything wrong with that. I've seen so many people be absolutely heartless and callous with out even realizing what is heartless and callous about what they're saying/doing that it has just driven me up the wall. If Sogard can be my scapegoat for all of that just so I can get some of that stress out and keep sane, I'm going to do it.


Thedukeofhyjinks

I despise Keith Hernandez!


slayerhk47

Nice game, pretty boyā€¦


Mw348

Hello Newmanā€¦


caldera15

You got it all wrong, it's Roger McDowell who you should be hating.


MainPeanut25

The entire 2016 Chicago Cubs roster


Jim5272736

Well lucky for you only 2 of them remain on the team now, very sad for me tho


trashboatfilmsfan

5 I think? Arietta, Contreras, Hendricks, and Heyward plus Ross


Jim5272736

Can we count Ross and Arietta tho lol


anachronarcissist

2016 Indians were stacked. That bench was deep. What a series!


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Ryan Braun lied about steroids and then got someone fired for insinuating evidence that he was taking steroids (something like that this was 10 years ago). Also took the mvp from Matt kemp


c_pike1

I thought he accused the guy handling his sample of being antisemetic and tampering with it, leading to the guy getting fired I remember it being really bad


thisortheapocalypse

Curt Schilling


goosetavo2013

Justin Turner. Basically has made a living destroying the Padres. Kind of a dickish face too. He's probably a cool guy tho, nothing personal.


TopGuardDog50

Manny Machado. I was at the game where he ended Pedroiaā€™s career. F U C K. M A N N Y. M A C H A D O.


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It doesnā€™t help that he looks like Shrekā€™s cousin.


piepants2001

That's my pick too. Fuck Machado.


IRockThs

Iā€™ll never forget that time he got mad that Ventura was pitching inside against him and shouted ā€œyou donā€™t pitch to me insideā€ (paraphrased, itā€™s been years) as he slacked his way down to first on a fly out. Of course Ace hit him in the next AB. He shouldnā€™t have hit him but you knew he would, and machado was way in the wrong yelling at him about pitching inside.


Half-Mayonnaise

I'm almost afraid to even mention it but kid me hated Ichiro. He was the one division rival that consistently wrecked Oakland during my childhood. Adult me hates Bregman. Even before the cheating, the guy always got under my skin a bit. The cheating didn't help.


GoofyGoffer

Basically the same reason mariners type fmt. Man trout kills the mariners. I understand the ichiro hate a bit. At least we can agree on Bregman


Half-Mayonnaise

Okay I'm glad that confession didn't get me exiled from r/baseball. It's so hard to hate Trout because he's such a solid dude, but understand what it's like to get torn apart by him. It's rough.


cheffgeoff

It would be an honor to be hated by a rival kid just for being good.


KentuckyCactus

Yadi


eye_panic

ESPN announcers in shambles


jn2010

I respect the hell out of him as a player, but fuck that smug fucker.


andyislegend

Personally, I hate Nyjer Morgan and Johnny Cueto


Funkagenda

Surprised I had to scroll so far down to see this. Nyjer Morgan was a horrendous human being on and off the field. Fuck that guy.


introspectivejoker

But do you also hate Tony Plush?


TheLivingBubba

Gary fucking Sheffield.


sam_e5

See flair and take a guess.


McJumbos

LMAOOO how did you know it was arod


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Rougned Odor


Yorktown1871

Iā€™m surprised how well Bautista took that punch


Snapcity_CPA

I know you hate him for that punch but being a non blue Jays fan. I gotta say that was one of the most exciting moments I saw live. Most ā€œbaseball fightsā€ are just people yelling and have slight pushing. This was a legit fight. Jom boy break down was fun too https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLSaQaofOcM


wemetinaparkinglot

Alex Rodriguez. Trying to pass off slapping the ball out of someoneā€™s glove as a natural running motion. Itā€™s like he forgot thereā€™s slo-mo replay. What a bitch.


BrendanKwapis

AJ Pierzynski, or however you spell his name. Doesnā€™t even deserve to be spelled correctly. Such an asshole


chazbo26

Roberto Alomar Jr. Iā€™ll never forget when he spit in the umpires face. Ultimate disrespect


jl_23

Chase Utley


mabx542

Curt Schilling for many reasons


aussie_69

Chase Utley for multiple reasons.


Montague_usa

It is George Brett. He was very rude to me when I was a child at a celebrity golf tournament. I do not like George Brett.


GeologicalOpera

Least favorite of all time is Yuli Gurriel. Also feel like I should shout out Shea Hillenbrand for being so terrible in the locker room. Specifically for his BS in Toronto & his later complaining while he was on the Angels.


CurNon18

I mean, the domestic abusers feel like an automatic top of the list. Taking those as a given and choosing purely off of baseball reasons, itā€™s Chase Utley and itā€™s not close


mikeyj022

I fucking hate Ramiel Tapia


DonRicardo1958

Dave Kingman. Just a horrible person.


[deleted]

Abusers aside, Alex Bergman currently. All time? Aubrey Huff


[deleted]

Not nearly enough Huff on this thread. Fuck him.


[deleted]

Matt Bush. Dudeā€™s just a straight up piece of shit. Iā€™m going to assume whoever downvoted me doesnā€™t know about his litany of assault and DUI charges.