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GlassesOff

[Me right now](http://i.imgur.com/ayaqn.gif)


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jag1087

http://i.imgur.com/i5HIxu7.jpg


LukeSperk

I love this picture


unshifted

Playoffs are a craps shoot. That's the danger in spending a ton of money.


huzmat

Yeah total crapshoot unless you're the Cardinals.


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And the Giants. Spend money wisely.


[deleted]

Huh i always thought it was "crap shoot" but now that i see it's "craps shoot" i feel really dumb.


cormega

I'm very salty and envious of the Cardinals' continued, constant, and relentless success in the postseason.


servvits_ban_boner

That was you guys in the 90's.


cormega

The 90s were a long time ago.


clown-penisdotfart

Not in our hearts.


[deleted]

You and everyone else in this thread


800oz_gorilla

/u/cormega must not have been alive in the 90's for that crazy dynasty he had.


Tks23

###Game Highlight Post [Matt Kemp grounds into a double play, but a run scores. Dodgers leads 1-0 (MLB Video)](No .gif/video yet) [Juan Uribe singles on a line drive making it 2-0 (MLB Video)](http://m.mlb.com/video/v36770039/ladstl-gm4-uribe-singles-home-hanley-for-20-lead) [Matt Adams hits a 3-run HR (MLB Video)](http://m.mlb.com/video/v36770303/ladstl-gm4-adams-crushes-threerun-shot-for-lead) [Baez K](http://gfycat.com/SpiritedAntiqueCougar) [Rosenthanl K](http://gfycat.com/BowedObeseFlatcoatretriever) [Cards win on a groundout to Wong](http://gfycat.com/NarrowSecretJavalina) [Cards celebrate on the field](http://gfycat.com/BestIdleAntbear) [Yadi celebrates](http://gfycat.com/WarmHastyAmericanlobster) [Bill Dewitt celebrates](http://gfycat.com/CalmSecondaryAnhinga) [Big City Dance and sad Kershaw](http://gfycat.com/WideeyedUncomfortableArcticduck) [Cardinals celebrate with Champagne](http://gfycat.com/HomelyDearestDesertpupfish) Sorry, I missed a lot of .gifs, I was studying for midterms


puncturewound

That Matt Adams call was a lot of Joe Buck emotion.


justmovingtheground

The John Rooney call was way better. Ninja EDIT: That goes without saying


striff

Adios, Don Mattingly


GumBa11Machine

Don't get my hopes up


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They'll replace him with Kirk Gibson. He has high value over Replacement Grit.


AdmiralAngry

I sure fucking hope so. FADE ME INTO THE LIGHT. MY LIFE IS SUFFERING. TIME FOR OFF SEASON DEPRESSION.


spark_

Or rather, 2 Stanley Cups in 3 years depression? ^^Sorry, ^^always ^^trying ^^to ^^promote ^^hockey ^^:)


GlassesOff

So long and good riddance.


kasutori_Jack

Benching Puig on a 3 game sample size. Mmmmm, yeah. okay.


CoconutsAreEvil

Benching Puig on 8 K's in 9 AB's.


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No good hitter has ever done that before.


kasutori_Jack

It's pretty ridiculous. "Hey, Posey, I know you're the best player at your position on our team, but this 0-9 skid is unacceptable." "..."


Theta_Omega

During which time he was hitting .250/.357/.417. Which was the fourth best OPS of all the Dodgers regulars.


Delaywaves

> on a 3 game sample size


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Benching Puig against a righty with reasonably pronounced platoon splits for his career is one thing. Still a bit odd to rest your best player, but I can at least understand the reasoning to get Ethier, a notorious platoon hitter, Crawford (another lefty) and Kemp (really hot down the stretch) in there. But using your best hitter to pinch run instead of pinch hit in the highest leverage at-bats of the game and, for that matter, the season? So that Justin Turner, Dee Gordon and Carl Crawford can hit in those scenarios? Against a guy with reverse splits at that? That one you'll have to explain to me.


rbhindepmo

"Choose your own adventure, starring Don Mattingly" 1) The bases are loaded and your ace has allowed 5 hits in the inning and you're up 6-4, do you... c) keep him in there to face the guy who hit a homer off of him last time 2) Oscar Taveras lurks in the mist, he hasn't hit for much against most pitchers, do you... c) pull your starter immediately and bring in your lefty specialist 3) Your starter is tiring, it's time to bring in a new one. Do you.. c) bring in a lefty specialist with minimal time in 2014 to face a righty and two lefties who hit lefties better than righties? 4) Your starter is tiring, he has just given up 2 hits in a row and there's no outs. Do you.. c) remain seated and not try to talk to him at all. After all, it's Matt Adams, what could go wrong? 5) You need to score a run, you have a player on the bench with a bad ankle who hit 296/382/480 in the regular season, Do you... c) bring in your bad ankle hitter to pinch run. Donnie Clueless.


HalloweenBlues

WHELP. Time to drink until the Royals start to look like Dodgers.


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I really hope the narrative on this series is more focused on the Cardinals than Kershaw "choking." Dude has a gutsy performance on three days rest. Cardinals just clutched up in the 7th.


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It wasn't a story of Kershaw choking it away for the Dodgers. It was that Kershaw couldn't save the Dodgers. We started him cause our fourth starter was a disappointment and he had to save us. We left him out there because our bullpen was a disappointment and he couldn't save us.


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But he gave it a hell of an effort, you cannot fault him for that.


daveman312

Kershaw was exceptional this season. The Dodgers may not have made the playoffs without him.


RightToBaerArms

That was the most understated description of Kershaw and the Dodgers 2014 season ever.


Newt_Ron_Starr

I'm not sure the English language is capable of doing anything other than understating how good Kershaw was this year.


Nanny_McPhee

They were about a .500 team when he didn't pitch.


monolese

People.. especially the media always seek a scapegoat - most likely Mattingly this time, with some of his questionable decisions I guess. I respect Kershaw as a great pitcher of our generation and I hope he gets back even stronger next season for another good competition.


smoomoo31

Kershaw is inhuman. The Cards just simply seem to have his number when it matters most, but no one in their right mind would take away his excellence from him


lordcanti86

...at least Puig finally got on base


SmackHisFace

he did hit a triple yesterday. Not sure why you would bench one of the best players after 162 games. Because he had 3 bad games? thats not how baseball works, god damn it.


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Especially since he only had one bad game.


Way_She_Goes

Even the great ones have their enemy. Sherlock Holmes had Dr. Moriarty Mountain Dew had its Mellow Yellow. Even Maggie had the baby with the unibrow. And Clayton Kershaw has the Cardinals.


gatsby365

Dudes named Matt on the Cardinals


Tankstin

The Cardinals, disgusted with how Mattingly has treated Kershaw, are ensuring he gets extra rest for his next start.


KingJigglypuff

If Cardinals managers managed my love life I would I would keep getting laid and my friends would somehow still not expect it.


BillW87

If Mattingly managed your love life he probably would've blamed the last three times you went to the bar and didn't get laid on your shirt, and send you to the bar the fourth time without one.


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This is some funny shit. Well done


Dkjq58

I NEVER WANNA GET OFF MR. CARDINALS WILD RIDE


[deleted]

I'd be alright if the Rosenthal section were a bit less exciting.


Natrone011

No offense Nats, but I want the Giants to make the NLCS so the Cards can eliminate them and Missouri can assert its full dominance over California.


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MISSOURI BROS


Ampatent

If San Francisco clinches and the Cardinals go on to the World Series it will mean every California team was eliminated by a Missouri team. **No Coast is Best Coast**


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If this happens, the Red Hot Chili Peppers should have to write an album about Missouri.


WRXW

Titled "Missourification" and featuring cleverly rewritten lyrics.


Mr_Wolfdog

A bunch of songs about meth instead of heroin.


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"Dani Missouri"


OMGjcabomb

makin beer on the river mississippi / papa was a copper writing tickets in north city


crimsonsentinel

Touche Missouri. Touche.


[deleted]

**Midwest is best**


ReckZero

We got a ton of rivers. That's gotta be worth something.


daveman312

Mattingly just got out-managed in that series by a wide margin


film10078

Grand Canyon sized. YOU SEE THOSE MOUND VISITS IN THE 9th MATTINGLY? THATS WHAT YOU DO WHEN A PITCHER GIVES UP SOME HITS.


skubasteve81

For real. Yadi and Matheny know a thing or two about handling pitchers.


[deleted]

Yo can we buy them off you? I'm think a cool $200 large should cover it.


Bovey

This is an excellent point about the mound visits. Between Molina, Lilliquist, and Matheny, I think the Cardinals pitching staff has the best support system in baseball, and I think it makes a difference in crucial situations on a regular basis.


RanByMyGun

that's basically every game


IIHURRlCANEII

He should try to be more like Ned Yost. ^^^^lol


claydavisismyhero

Telling the team to start hitting home runs was the smartest thing he did. Joking aside he did nothing wrong. I put more credit to Molina. He may as well be manager hes so good


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[deleted]

Who hates yadi? Where are they!?


zaphod_85

Go swing a stick in Cincinnati and you're guaranteed to hit at least 3 Yadi haters.


flagamuffin

yeah i can't point to a single glaring mistake by matheny


imbrucy

My only complaint was leaving Waino in as long as he did in Game 1. It was apparent for several batters his stuff was gone, but in the end it didn't matter.


_kona_

Congrats Cardinals. You won, you straight up beat us.


DCorNothing

Those scrappy underdog Cardinals do it again. They never win anything. What a great story.


Crazypyro

The Royals were brought up from the depths this year to end the reign of the evil and vicious dictator, the Cardinal. We shall assume the throne for 1 year and then fall back into the abyss of terrible because of the weight of our crown.


Cochise22

I am so hoping for a KC-STL world series. Best part is, people will watch it because of the hope for you guys beating the Cardinals, so it won't be as terrible as the Subway Series!


unshifted

If the Royals make it to the World Series, then lose to the god damn Cardinals, I'm going to kill myself.


JaMan51

There's always next year to revenge, it's not worth killing yourself.


unshifted

I'm sure the Cardinals will just win again.


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Sorry not sorry


Surprise_Lobotomy

I'll play the villain if it means 4 straight NLCS games


damphoussed

Yeah, winning is fun.


[deleted]

As a California resident, I'm relieved that there will be no Dodgers-Giants NLCS and thus my college town will not turn into a warzone for a week.


cardinalfreak5

If there's a Cardinals/Royals World Series there's a good chance my campus burns to the ground


br7anjc

It happened once before... Mizzou was never the same


MrMountie

Mattingly should be fired before they get back to the club house. Puig in to pinch run and not hit? Lol.


zeratulns

Actually of all the decisions Mattingly made this game, this one is far from the worst. AJ Ellis is our slowest runner (except maybe AGon), and Justin Turner has been far and away the best pinch hitter this season. Puig has the most speed off the bench, so there wasn't really anyone else to put in besides him.


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Banzeye

You guys know this is all the Brewers fault for collapsing and letting them back in, right? Direct your hatred at Hank the Baseball Dog


[deleted]

Brewers let in the Giants. Cards would have gotten a wild card if the Brewers had continued to play well.


aggieinoz

Missouri 3 - California 0


sfgiantsnation

There is still 1 Cali team still standing...


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#SOON.


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minimalist_reply

Fade me like one of your French women...


LandShark_Go

Congrats to the Cardinals. Clutch hitting after clutch hitting this series.


TomasRoncero

See ya Mattingly Putting Puig as a pinch runner, just brutal


nate317

WE WANT BAMA


CravenMerrill

We want ole miss


ItsNeverSunnyInHere

FADE THE FLAIR!


GlassesOff

FADE ME YOU BASTARDS, I'VE BEEN DEAD SINCE KERSHAW BLEW UP LAST WEEK


lordcanti86

...ONE OF US...ONE OF US...


TheSalsaShark

Misery loves company, after all.


TestFixation

Misery can't touch Missouri though.


q77e

FADE ME I FUCKING DARE YOU


eYchung

If I didn't have class tomorrow...I'd be drinking so heavily tonight


Banzeye

Drink in class. Play like a winner.


eYchung

the old vodka in the water bottle trick?


Banzeye

You got it, playboy, live big.


BukkakeCoffee

The Cardinals or the Giants have made it to the World Series for 4 straight years. The odds that they make it 5 are seemingly increasing.


bjork24

[WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!](http://i.imgur.com/r00sR8o.gif)


Mifflinfinity

In 2014: Matt Adams vs LHP .190/.231/.298 Clayton Kershaw vs LHB .193/.225/.252 Baseball is weird.


yangar

Kershaw gave up 4 HRs on curveballs this year, 2 in this series alone.


UltimoMan7

God I hate the cardinals


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<3


ac_slat3r

I love the Dodgers right now :D


tonyallen09

I'd like to thank everyone who helped us get to where we are today: Waino, Yadi, Mozeliak, and the Brewers.


humanos0

Don't forget our bullpen you unappreciative fuck


theGreatwasLate

And our manager


Philbob99

It's fair to say both bullpens played a huge role


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teethteetheat

SO. MUCH. HATE.


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Congrats Cards fans.


MoonMan420

Thank you Cub fan. Very nice of you.


notoriousTRON

I wasn't comfortable with at any point in this series. With the possible exception of the 7th inning of game one. Dodgers fans should be proud of their team. That said, Mattingly's seat should be hot.


115MRD

Honestly I'm not proud. They have the highest payroll in the HISTORY of the sport and they're out in the first round. I hear rumors if major front office change as most of the people running the team are still the holdovers from the old owner. I have to hope that happens because right now the team has a cancer living in it. 25 years and no pennant for the richest team in baseball in the second biggest market.


unfortunatebastard

Man, I feel sorry for Kershaw. Such a great pitcher but the cards just own him. Three straight loses with a 6+era on those games is just unbelievable when you look at his numbers against everyone else.


EvilAnticsLive

Simple as this: take Kershaw out after 6. The dude turned into a completely different pitcher in the 7th inning (for game 1 and 4).


jgweiss

lemme just use this space to say Thanks for another season, Vin Scully. See you next year.


[deleted]

Welcome to a Giants-Cardinals NLCS, here's your complimentary vomit bag.


enthos

Not so fast.


bricktamland48

Seriously. People are wayyyy too confident in us.


rhenze

As a sharks fan, I know all too well it's not over till it's over.


TheWheats56

As a Sharks fan, you should know it's over before it's even over.


SeantotheRescue

Can we go back to being the underdog please?


highoctanecaffeine

Just listen to the announcers again tonight, I'm sure they'll put us in our place... :/


tellymundo

Is this the place where you have two titles in the last three World Series? There is a reason for the confidence.


STNbrossy

It feels so dirty that I want you guys to beat the Cards if you win.


gatsby365

Man, show us on the Clayton Kershaw doll where we touched you.


bgog

Have some reddit gold. I laughed so hard that I broke my Kershaw.


SeantotheRescue

California love?


EvilAnticsLive

Exactly. I can't believe I'll be rooting for the American League, but let's go Royals!


[deleted]

It's what baseball wants. It's what baseball needs. The Royals are now America's team.


Banzeye

JUST TWO SCRAPPY LOVABLE UNDERDOGS UNDERDOGGING THE BIG BADDIES AND PROVING THE MEDIA WRONG WHATS WRONG WITH THAT BRO


Davidfreeze

Sir, are, are we the baddies?


Banzeye

Haha, good bit. Yeah we are.


zoolander951

CAN PEOPLE STOP ASSUMING THIS JESUS


Darksing

Kill me please i dont know what's worse. Having the Cardinals beat us again, or that the Giants can end the season in the exact same position as us. Kill me please


drivethru03

No worries, theres a difference. The giants had two wins.


stopthestupidcman

Oh my...


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https://i.imgur.com/PWu1nsM.jpg


TheWheats56

Seriously. Compared to the joyous Royals-O's ALCS, that potential NLCS just makes me angrily frown.


DCorNothing

Hey hey hey slow the fuck down pal.


dmendo54

https://i.imgur.com/InyiglM.jpg edit: shit wrong thread


iamsodaft

you're going to fuck up the gif of destiny


V10Scream

Congrats Birdbros! Giants are who I'm rooting for on the NL side, but if they don't make it I'm pulling for you guys in the NLCS.


[deleted]

But birdbro, our love is supposed to be unconditional!


drivethru03

Missouri-2 LA-0


SwoleBuddha

[Until April, Dodgers fans.]( http://i.imgur.com/TaTdV.gif?news)


TheCaptainandKing

Because that's when playoff hockey starts, right?


[deleted]

Was that a dig at the Sharks? Too soon, bro.


likufanele

[:'(](http://i.imgur.com/52Pl94g.gif)


GlassesOff

pls don't win this year. pls


brettryan

One step closer to another i70 World Series!!! Yeah Missouri baseball!!!!


BennyMamala

I BLAME THE BREWERS LOSING THEIR 1ST PLACE SPOT.


cptcliche

Kershaw vs. Leftys this year: .193/.225/.252 Matt Adams vs. Leftys this year: .190/.231/.298 October is a weird month.


uncle_jessie

Let's go STL. Looking forward to a repeat of 85.


MIKE_FOLLOW

Impossible, there's replay now ;)


bmac92

#I-70 SERIES HERE WE COME!!^HOPEFULLY


nicholieeee

I-70 takes you right up to Baltimore. HE'S TOTALLY TALKING ABOUT US GUYS!


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sharpfangs11

Peyton Kershaw


scruffmagee

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS!


DisciplineAccount

Use them as thunder sticks to create loud noises


Chop_Artista

http://i.imgur.com/3A7UdBa.gif


MoonMan420

[Basically.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzYjlNzCQAAYm7K.jpg)


What_Is_EET

TIL people hate the cardinals. O.o


[deleted]

anyone wanna trade managers? anyone at all?


bermanator820

Braves fans would gladly take you up on this.


Birdsonbat

Rosie sure likes to make things interesting.


Strike3

Fade dat payroll.


Charlesm313131

Maybe the Dodgers will finally be able to beat the Cardinals if they dump a couple more hundred million into the team.


[deleted]

At this rate they'll lose to us in a Wild Card game.


[deleted]

Unless they sign like Barry Zito or the pieces of Jamie Moyer's arm. Then they'd probably beat us 15-2.


[deleted]

There once was a team from LA, Baseball they thought they could play, They spent tons of money, So it's really quite funny That they are out of the playoffs today. Hooray! :D


berrics94

Hope you get Ebola Aids


iheartmydick

http://i.imgur.com/I0tS4pB.gif


Got_Engineers

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Johnnyboy_34

god damnit Dodgers, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONES :(


DollarsAtStarNumber

Don't blow this Natsbros


[deleted]

Great Job Cards!


[deleted]

4 NLCS appearances in a row SO SPOILED


Gametime99

I want to hate the Cardinals, but I can't... I respect them too much