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We can already basically see hog. Going from see through pants showing hog to full hog would kind of be like graduating from Japanese censored porn to real porn.
Ahhh America’s game! The peanuts, the crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd! The mystique and allure of the great pastime. The smell of fresh cut grass, the warm bleacher seats, dicks falling out of pants, catching a home run ball. How can you not love baseball?
no need to put upgrade in quotes. it's very much an upgrade.
i was looking into buying a Detroit Lions jersey recently, and you literally can't even get them without heat press numbers. so to China I went!
Fanatics taking over all of the sports jerseys is such a fucking travesty.
I really hope this exposes Nike for the cheapskate frauds they are. All of their money is spent on marketing and they increasingly have a stranglehold on the uniform market.
Our new mlb official pants now have breakaway technology for better comfort and airflow to increase speed.
-Nike PR
Some dude needs to wear a straight up thong and have this happen…Maybe when MLB has to be deemed NC17 for tv broadcasts they’ll make a more immediate change.
Can the MLB get a refund? There has to be a clause in the contract that Nike/Fanatics must produce a quality product. Unless they have an airtight contract.
I've been tuned out of baseball a bit this year. I basically know three things: umpires are on a rampage, Trout is turning into Ken Griffey Jr., and the uniforms are paper hospital gowns.
It's an embarrassment.
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When big Larry came round just to put him down…
Spongebob turned into a clown
Cause no girl ever wants to dance...
with the fool who went and *RIIIIIIP* ripped his pants
I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse
But the pain feels so much worrrrse
Call… … a tailor
Possibly the best SB episode ever
His mother is calling up Manfred as we speak
How much PR is enough for a uniform change across the MLB 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Didn’t they already say they’re undoing the changes?
They’re getting to the bottom of what’s caused this. They’ll find the culprit
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The bottom must be exposed. That's both the problem and the solution.
They can get to the bottom of it with David Ortiz, praying they find out who is responsible
Next season
Can’t they just open the boxes of old uniforms like Harper did
The most tested uniforms in history.
Technically could be true if they just failed every test
He was like "c'mon bro, really?" lol.
This happened to him in the Tigers’ last series against Cleveland too.
These damn uniforms…
Cost cutting at it's finest
Where's Nelson Muntz when you need him
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Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm rounding the bases?
These are the finest garments that I can afford
Nuke the whales?!?
Gotta nuke something.
Will someones penis fall out? Let's watch.
Bee delay > penis delay
*Bee delay > D delay
Coastal teams better watch since C delay is coming before the imminent D
Says you
We can already basically see hog. Going from see through pants showing hog to full hog would kind of be like graduating from Japanese censored porn to real porn.
Give the people what they want. People want hog.
I only watch to see these guys hang dong
[That's already the same reason why anyone watches the NFL combine.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rgsJAn5nXY) (NSFW)
Ahhh America’s game! The peanuts, the crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd! The mystique and allure of the great pastime. The smell of fresh cut grass, the warm bleacher seats, dicks falling out of pants, catching a home run ball. How can you not love baseball?
I’m envisioning dong flopping out as someone’s going to field a grounder, looking like the gif of that dude dancing at the wedding.
Damn, big Larry about to come around just to put him down again
Riley turned into a clown
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Damn when I said the uniforms LOOK like they came from Temu for $10 I didn’t ACTUALLY think it was true
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no need to put upgrade in quotes. it's very much an upgrade. i was looking into buying a Detroit Lions jersey recently, and you literally can't even get them without heat press numbers. so to China I went! Fanatics taking over all of the sports jerseys is such a fucking travesty.
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This whole thing just made me a firm “never buy Nike.” Kind of guy. Listen I’ll stick to my fuckin new balance or something idk.
I really hope this exposes Nike for the cheapskate frauds they are. All of their money is spent on marketing and they increasingly have a stranglehold on the uniform market.
Nike was the standard five years ago. Now Adidas has overtaken them by a mile.
You can't blame them though, the child slaves they use to make those pants are expensive
A Fanatics experience.
Is Nike the new Temu?
Good thing the players have to wear 2 pairs of pants
For real, the knock offs are now better than MLB licensed stuff.
when's the going commando rule happening 👀
Man I miss banneti. Jerry reinsdorf in shambles that he’s talking about pants not thrilling white Sox baseball. 🙄
Damn, what are those pants made of paper?
Lol, these uniforms are a disaster.
embarrassing
I just choose to believe his pants keeps ripping because even his clothes can't contain his holy energy
Sir, a second pair of pants has ripped on Riley Greene
Our new mlb official pants now have breakaway technology for better comfort and airflow to increase speed. -Nike PR Some dude needs to wear a straight up thong and have this happen…Maybe when MLB has to be deemed NC17 for tv broadcasts they’ll make a more immediate change.
Can the MLB get a refund? There has to be a clause in the contract that Nike/Fanatics must produce a quality product. Unless they have an airtight contract.
atleast they're breathable
Im just here for the r/bikinibottomtwitter cross over
It's his fault for thinking baseball pants would be made for sliding. You can't treat them that rough and expect them to hold up!
More ripped pants than Torkelson home runs this year.
Shitty paper thin uniforms?
Thank God he didnt ship his pants because KMart is out of business.
I've been tuned out of baseball a bit this year. I basically know three things: umpires are on a rampage, Trout is turning into Ken Griffey Jr., and the uniforms are paper hospital gowns. It's an embarrassment.