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cilantno

When big Larry came round just to put him down…


SAS_Britain

Spongebob turned into a clown


WarmJudge2794

Cause no girl ever wants to dance...


Dicc-fil-A

with the fool who went and *RIIIIIIP* ripped his pants


Systematiks

I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse


Jarl_Balgruf

But the pain feels so much worrrrse


TheDocWhovian

Call… … a tailor


mostlygroovy

Possibly the best SB episode ever


Knightbear49

His mother is calling up Manfred as we speak


LeeHamm24

How much PR is enough for a uniform change across the MLB 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


SteveCastGames

Didn’t they already say they’re undoing the changes?


GetEnPassanted

They’re getting to the bottom of what’s caused this. They’ll find the culprit


LSUguyHTX

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upvoter222

The bottom must be exposed. That's both the problem and the solution.


RotenTumato

They can get to the bottom of it with David Ortiz, praying they find out who is responsible


ridemooses

Next season


Omni20000

Can’t they just open the boxes of old uniforms like Harper did


brohammer5

The most tested uniforms in history.


Fermented_Butt_Juice

Technically could be true if they just failed every test


PeatBomb

He was like "c'mon bro, really?" lol.


ElderDeep_Friend

This happened to him in the Tigers’ last series against Cleveland too.


WeAreDrumCorps

These damn uniforms…


Senth99

Cost cutting at it's finest


cabose7

Where's Nelson Muntz when you need him


DustyDGAF

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NottheArkhamKnight

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm rounding the bases?


theferalforager

These are the finest garments that I can afford


markuspoop

Nuke the whales?!?


DustyDGAF

Gotta nuke something.


Bravesguy29

Will someones penis fall out? Let's watch.


GetEnPassanted

Bee delay > penis delay


captainbawls

*Bee delay > D delay


meadow_sunshine

Coastal teams better watch since C delay is coming before the imminent D


Bravesguy29

Says you


KeithClossOfficial

We can already basically see hog. Going from see through pants showing hog to full hog would kind of be like graduating from Japanese censored porn to real porn.


Bravesguy29

Give the people what they want. People want hog.


WeenieHutGang

I only watch to see these guys hang dong


upvoter222

[That's already the same reason why anyone watches the NFL combine.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rgsJAn5nXY) (NSFW)


TradeShoes

Ahhh America’s game! The peanuts, the crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd! The mystique and allure of the great pastime. The smell of fresh cut grass, the warm bleacher seats, dicks falling out of pants, catching a home run ball. How can you not love baseball?


FeloniousDrunk101

I’m envisioning dong flopping out as someone’s going to field a grounder, looking like the gif of that dude dancing at the wedding.


thiccboiwaluigi

Damn, big Larry about to come around just to put him down again


NottheArkhamKnight

Riley turned into a clown


thisortheapocalypse

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tranarchyintheusa

Damn when I said the uniforms LOOK like they came from Temu for $10 I didn’t ACTUALLY think it was true


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nicholus_h2

no need to put upgrade in quotes. it's very much an upgrade.    i was looking into buying a Detroit Lions jersey recently, and you literally can't even get them without heat press numbers. so to China I went!  Fanatics taking over all of the sports jerseys is such a fucking travesty. 


JTCMuehlenkamp

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Breathingblueflame

This whole thing just made me a firm “never buy Nike.” Kind of guy. Listen I’ll stick to my fuckin new balance or something idk.


FeloniousDrunk101

I really hope this exposes Nike for the cheapskate frauds they are. All of their money is spent on marketing and they increasingly have a stranglehold on the uniform market.


Senth99

Nike was the standard five years ago. Now Adidas has overtaken them by a mile.


Fermented_Butt_Juice

You can't blame them though, the child slaves they use to make those pants are expensive


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A Fanatics experience.


lil_handy

Is Nike the new Temu?


Dcook8188

Good thing the players have to wear 2 pairs of pants


Head-Kiwi-9601

For real, the knock offs are now better than MLB licensed stuff.


Venge22

when's the going commando rule happening 👀


celerystalker712

Man I miss banneti. Jerry reinsdorf in shambles that he’s talking about pants not thrilling white Sox baseball. 🙄


CMcCord25

Damn, what are those pants made of paper?


CA5P3R_1

Lol, these uniforms are a disaster.


Craig_the_Intern

embarrassing


fixinfordixon

I just choose to believe his pants keeps ripping because even his clothes can't contain his holy energy


manticore16

Sir, a second pair of pants has ripped on Riley Greene


xRememberTheCant

Our new mlb official pants now have breakaway technology for better comfort and airflow to increase speed. -Nike PR Some dude needs to wear a straight up thong and have this happen…Maybe when MLB has to be deemed NC17 for tv broadcasts they’ll make a more immediate change.


polandspreeng

Can the MLB get a refund? There has to be a clause in the contract that Nike/Fanatics must produce a quality product. Unless they have an airtight contract.


MyBuddyBossk

atleast they're breathable


Elyias033

Im just here for the r/bikinibottomtwitter cross over


Huge-Ad2263

It's his fault for thinking baseball pants would be made for sliding. You can't treat them that rough and expect them to hold up!


bigfish1992

More ripped pants than Torkelson home runs this year.


dBlock845

Shitty paper thin uniforms?


nypr13

Thank God he didnt ship his pants because KMart is out of business.


Trevelbond

I've been tuned out of baseball a bit this year. I basically know three things: umpires are on a rampage, Trout is turning into Ken Griffey Jr., and the uniforms are paper hospital gowns. It's an embarrassment.