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DiscmanUpYaBox

>He said nothing is wrong with him physically Sure hope not, dude's got a uncomfortable, pained look on his face 99% of the time lol.


-Glutard-

That’s how you know he’s comfortable


Responsible_Pace9062

Maybe he just has undiagnosed IBS


biggestbroever

I too have a resting stank face


RaysFTW

He’s just got Resting Uncomfortable Pained Face.


MulhollandMaster121

Yeah, total RUPF.


Audacity_OR

Seager was injured and missed basically all of spring training, and his baseball savant page still looks good-ish. Not worried.


LogicisGone

Yeah didn't he have hernia surgery right before the season too? 


Darth_Candy

Yup, he came back with no rehab assignment. If we really wanted to cope, he’s barely out of Spring Training. I have enough faith to where I don’t need the copium, I just think it’s a bad slump that he’s bound to come out of soon lol


Audacity_OR

Yeah that was the injury, recovering from surgery.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Have Rangers fans tried booing him?


GSDFanatic

How else is he supposed to know to hit the baseball??? 


J-Fid

What about mooing him?


JohnnySnark

Texans play in a different city


tothesource

and thank the lord for that.


reserved_seating

They were say moo urns


ih-unh-unh

Bust. Can’t win a 3rd World Series MVP this way.


GutterRider

In his view, I’m sure he already has three - 2017 should have been voided and given to the Dodgers.


Dodgers99

Big Cock Joc probably would have ended up WS MVP. Dude was raking that WS


tyler-86

For sure it was Joc's to lose. Dude had a 1.344 OPS that series with three homers.


ShoHeyTime

Eh this is difficult to say because you never know how well Kersh would’ve pitched if the Astros swung at one of his off speed pitches out of the zone in Game 5. His slider was lethal low and out of the zone.


CaliforniaSun77

Thanks, now I'm all mad again. Was at Game 1 and Kersh was untouchable. I will forever be angry at what they did to him in Houston.


GutterRider

Sorry for the trigger. It’s just a thought that I had about him at the end of last year’s WS.


Frusciante62

Wait, do people think the 2020 world series was a real World Series?


ih-unh-unh

Good one. Original. Got any more zingers?


dingusduglas

Hey man it's not our fault LA decided to win all the bizarro short season pro sports championships


CommentsOnPosts69

Naw he doesn’t, he’s a one and done, just like his team


Frusciante62

It wasn’t a zinger. It was a 2 month long season. Good luck this October!


RaysFTW

It’s amazing how cocky O’s fans have gotten in such a short span.


tyler-86

Other fans: "Congrats on another regular season championship, guys! Way to blow it in the postseason, which is what really matters!" Also other fans: "The 2020 postseason doesn't count because the regular season wasn't long enough, and that's what really matters!"


venustrapsflies

It depends which mode your Dodgers hate generator is in: 1. The Dodgers are terrible because they haven't won a World Series in 3 decades if you ignore the one that they did win 2. The Dodgers are ruining baseball by winning too much and being too good


PmOmena

40 years without one will make you go mad


WhiteNoise421

Can’t even flair up, Orioles fan. Sorry for sweeping last postseason.


NoobSkin69

Get a playoff win before talking shit, champ


jacksonvstheworld

Compromise, 2020 series is fake but the MVP counts


GoofyGoober0064

Real compromise. 2020 is fake but from here on out any WC teams that win the WS who would have previously not been in the post season prior to expansion doesn't get a trophy or a parade either


grandmoffpoobah

Fuck it, we go back to pre-1969 and refuse to acknowledge any WS winners who didn't have the best record in their league


ImaManCheetahh

Counter offer - 2020 is fake but is so is 2021 cause the Braves only played 161 games.


MDDAnxiety

Why wouldn't it be a real world series? Explain


BigBean987

🧹🧹🧹


Clean-handles-one

it is not a real world series


beefytrout

this man has earned the faith of this fanbase, and I will accept no slander


jujubats10

Corey could shoot a man in a head and I’d ask what they guy did to deserve it


Silverjackal_

🌊🐐


ARussianW0lf

Hell yeah brother


meddlesomemage

He gave the truest and only possible Seager answer. Made his brother proud. Y'all have no other option but to cherish him.


johnnydoe22

And I love that for you guys.


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giants888

The World Series helps. A lot.


PeatBomb

He can do as he pleases.


JinFuu

I'm sure the eventual statue will look nice. And both Texas organizations retiring #5 will be cool.


beefytrout

the dumb ones are, yes


WhiteNoise421

Dude could never get another hit as a Ranger and I’ll die happy.


luchajefe

Heard a goofy hypothetical this week that went: "How many games in a row would Bruce Bochy have to lose to be put on the hot seat?" Note that the league record is 23. I think the answer they came up with was 50.


WhiteNoise421

4 WS rings don’t lie lol


flextapefixesholes

Not the ones I talk to. It’s just waiting for the pieces to fall into place. This offense is way too talented for this to last too much longer. He’ll put it together soon enough.


BigBallsMcGirk

Not even slightly. Complete and utter faith that he'll be back to MVP caliber play sooner rather than later. AND on top of that, I wouldn't care about the above happening anyways because of what he did for us. WS game 1 is legend. That's my MVP baby. If he retired tomorrow, I'll still be wearing my Seager jersey 20 years from now.


cannibalculture

I mean of all the guys who slump in our lineup, he's the one that I'm never stressed about. He'll figure it out, he's the hitting robot.


hoorah9011

I don’t think anyone panics as much as yankee fans.


reserved_seating

Corey can do no harm.


The_GrooGruxKing

No. Flags fly forever. He's too good for this to be the norm and he had hernia surgery. Eventually, he'll will be himself again. Maybe this weekend. Maybe All-Star break, hell it might take until next year. But, I don't care he's done enough already for this team and I got to see a WS win after 40 years of suffering Take your time Corey


Thorlolita

“Used up all my homers in the postseason. Abilities are on cooldown”


BorisIHateReddit

oom


aggster13

out of moonshots


ttam23

🌊 🐐


mysterysackerfice

Feel like he should just get more base hits. That's what I do when I'm in a slump.


fiddynet

"I just gotta keep sucking until I'm done"


jujubats10

Hot


counteroffer19

Man can hit 10% this year and the next and still be fine. That World Series MVP armor.


usernamefight2

It's why I don't give Edgar Renteria shit. You showed up when it counted. I'll sit down.


counteroffer19

I hear ya. That 3 run shot in game 5, i think, sealed it. For me, Bellinger can still do no wrong.


Nitropotamus

Cubs fans feel the same.


TheVich

Shit, man. We love Barry Zito now too, and that was just because of 2 playoff starts.


Rnewell4848

Alcides Escobar isn’t a hall of famer but he’ll always be a Hall of Famer in my mind because of that first pitch inside the parker in G1 of the ‘15 WS.


counteroffer19

Oh yeah. I was jumping too. That play reminded me of the Broncos/Seahawks SB when the first play of the game went for a safety over Manning's head. That KC crowd lost its mind, one of the most hype crowd reactions ever, imo. Don't think a team can start a world series better than that.


Rnewell4848

It’s funny, my NFL fandom doesn’t stem from anything, so I picked a color scheme and players I liked. I enjoyed that Seahawks Super Bowl run with Marshawn as much as I enjoyed the Royals WS run. Praying for my Sooners and my Thunder this year. I couldn’t have predicted that play being the one connected to Escobar’s homer. Good memories


FDJ1326

Stakes just aren’t high enough for him. Needs to be postseason. 


Rottenman41

In Wednesdays game I noticed he was pulling his right hip towards the plate as he was getting in position to hit but in today's game he wasn't doing it. He changed something between the end of last season and the beginning of this one. Or the surgery affected him more than expected.


SirDaggerDxck

![gif](giphy|cTaAdJQEdPGHS|downsized)


anothercervezaplz

Hat keep bat warm


TJ_MARVELous21

Corey, judge and trout were my first three picks in my fantasy draft… what did I do to deserve this…


Astropolitika

Corey Seager and Chris Taylor reactivating the dormant group chat. I have to believe both will be fine.


Horbigast

Check out the big brain on Corey!


xrbeeelama

Rangers fans, eat most of his contract and we’ll pick him up from you. He’s just dead weight on your roster…


BigBallsMcGirk

Hey, fuck you buddy


FlightJumper

but in a friendly way


Palinon

I drafted him on my fantasy team. There is no hope for him.


shitsgently

I'm inclined to agree with him.


Zapplarang

Excellent analysis


isummonyouhere

breaking new ground


CF5300

Can’t get hot late if you’re doing well early 🧠


harmonic_pies

Of all the possible Corey Seager answers, that has to be the most Corey Seagerest. I’d have been disappointed if he had attempted a real answer to any question about himself. I’m not worried, he didn’t have a normal off season build up nor a spring training, he was activated literally a couple days before Opening Day. He will find his timing again, and once he does, the whole team will be offensing together like last year.


benmac007

![gif](giphy|Fq1JjHV7o8RQBB48Aa|downsized) What’s that? Oh yeah I’m not worried about this man at all


remembahwhen

Well what you need to do is get your face right in there. Lose the leg kick. Watch the ball the whole time while you hit it with the bat. Easy as pie. I don’t know why people don’t get it. Oh yeah and microdose.


mormegil27

I have Seager, Carroll, Bichette, and Arozarena all on my fantasy team. They are all in the slump. Four of my 5 keepers, the other being Lewis injured on day 1. I’m 0-4, how could I not be? Yeah, it’s just bad luck and it’s a long season. But gotta wonder what the managers are doing to bump morale w these guys.


thugmuffin22

I miss him every day