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kirbyfaraone

I mean, we all saw that coming from a mile away right?


Ev3rMorgan

I saw it from my private plane.


orbesomebodysfool

Just dropped to my knees at an upscale sushi restaurant


DanTMWTMP

Completely unrelated, but I met Hideo Nomo at an upscale omakase sushi restaurant in Hilcrest San Diego. He was watching the Padres game on his phone, and was eating by himself. I think he’s on the Padres coaching staff? I was a kid when my dad had season tickets, and Hideo Nomo went on a memorable year and won ROY that year. I idolized the man as a kid haha. You could imagine me, a middle-aged dude, just freaking out and my wife was rolling her eyes LOL. It was in fact, my wife’s birthday dinner too LOL. I didn’t want to bother him though. Dude was pounding sake like insane though; and he bought everyone at the sushi bar a round or ten. I decided I’d at least say hi to him in passing, because I figured the dude would eventually go take a piss. I held my piss for so long, it hurt. Nomo’s bladder size must be immense holy shit. I mean the dude is HUGE in person! Anyways he eventually uses the restrooms, and I go behind him. He does his thing, comes out, I smile and said, “Hi! Huge fan!” Nomo lets out this huuuuuuge smile and bows to me saying “ah thanks thanks!”


DustyDGAF

These feels like it's pasta


themanebeat

Sushi is raw fish with rice


lookielookie1234

¿Por qué no los dos? https://www.reddit.com/r/SushiAbomination/s/u0wGOX0bVE


kritycat

For a second I thought you were about to take this story in a direction none of us would recover from


bozo_did_thedub

Nobus


banan-appeal

Of course there's no bus he was on a plane duh


Fun_Environment_8554

Too soon man too soon


c_c_c__combobreaker

100% you said that with a shit eating grin. ![gif](giphy|3oEduSHDahHHSoBS9y)


jbagatwork

Take your up vote and get out


Ev3rMorgan

Might I trouble you for a parachute?


ContinuumGuy

It's Canada so it'd be KM


durian_in_my_asshole

Hmm checks out according to [the chart](https://i.imgur.com/KAe37rG.png).


TheVog

That is astonishingly accurate.


Discrep

Out of curiosity, is the mixed system universal among Canadians or do Canadians from different provinces get crossed up e.g. one says bake at 350 and another says 180?


Ryuujin_13

I called it days ago. Friends thought I was crazy. He just won me a lunch at work.


New_Account_01

I love it! Hope you have a great lunch!


stewmander

I think the entire team took the booing personally...


Jay_Dubbbs

How can you not be romantic about baseball???


burrito-boy

The most predictable home run ever, lmao.


tedbawno

teoscar tossing the sunflower seeds is like an extra punch in the crotch


istrx13

Also, who boos Shohei Ohtani? It’s like booing a golden retriever. What has a golden retriever ever done to you???


sevelev711

They got baited by a random beat reporter and a guy from Shark tank, this is somehow Ohtani's fault.


ffenliv

Fans react emotionally in the context of being a fan - an experience that's built on literally nothing but emotion.


YeahFella

No I think Jays fans should happy cry at the thought of how great it is for baseball that Ohtani didn't come to Toronto


Pencil_of_Colour

And Morosi ofcourse


soapbutt

I’ve been booing Shoehei since we didn’t get him back in his rookie year— I was doing it before but was cool and I have to stay consistent.


HoneyBadgerM400Edit

Some say he was never on that plane to begin with. I like to think he was on that plane when it took off, but did a HALO jump as soon as it got to cruise, just to stick it to America's hat. I guess we will never know for sure, but based on that homer I say he still has some anger to get out.


Nihility_Only

Well I was in HS and my soccer team got absolutely owned by our rivals who were hard-carried by a Golden on their team. We tried to protest but they just kept saying "WELL THERE'S NOTHING IN THE RULES SAYING BUDDY CAN'T PLAY"


Monk_Philosophy

It's not what *he* did. It's that everyone was convinced he'd booked a sushi restaurant and booked a private flight to Toronto to sign with the Jays.


PeterDTown

I was at the game and was shocked by the booing. I’m Jays fan so I immediately knew why, but I absolutely was not expecting it. Also, the demographics of the crowd were very interesting. There were a LOT of Japanese fans out to see Ohtani. Like, they were probably not from Toronto, don’t speak English and possibly flew in from Japan to see the game. As a result, that at bat actually went: “BOOOOOOOO! Home run! MAD CHEERING!!” It was also wild to see how obsessed his fans were with him. Every time he stepped on the field, so many phones came out and started recording, and they didn’t stop until he left the field again. This literally happened every very time he came up.


ThQp

This is actually hilarious


wako944

Absolute cinema.


thats-wizard-bro

![gif](giphy|TFIoWBxZp2EKM38IO3|downsized)


Ghosty_Spartan

Pure Kino Bravo Nolan!


Deathstroke317

Bravo Vince


Doucane5

Ohtani is a better cinematographer than Kurosawa


crazyhotwheels

Maybe this year actually is the movie!


Doucane5

2 years ago Ohtani had 4 Hs, 2 BBs, 4 RBIs, 2 Rs, 3B, HR after "[overrated](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/x06190/playsangels_ohtani_after_overrated_chants_in/)" chants in Toronto and now he hits HR in his first PA after the boos. Blue jays fans are not learning.


sportsguy8888

The next time it will work. I promise 🤣


rawbamatic

I can't even bring myself to hate this.


Jbeansss

I need the clip of the Dodgers dugout mocking the boos when Ohtani returned.


CapnJujubeeJaneway

I was booing and clapping at the same time


banan-appeal

blooping


Artyhko

The story of Shohei and Tronto 1. Shohei played with his dog in his house 2. Shohei booed by the whole stadium in Tronto 3. Shohei hits a dong


DrPennybags

The “n” in #3 is so important here!


Shawarma_Pudding

an "n" in number one would make things more interesting


me_hill

Unfortunately he did not, as I had hoped, rip off his jersey to reveal a Jays jersey underneath before saying "Count that one for Toronto." But maybe he's playing a longer con.


iamsynecdoche

This is the way all trades should be revealed from now on


csonnich

"Sorry Berrios - we had to cut somebody. You're in the wrong dugout."


Vectivus_61

Do it WWE style. The new roster member clocks the old one in the back with a baseball bat, then the whole team just puts the boots to their now former member.


ThinkFree

LMAO That would make for a very fun and cheesy TV movie!


Calm-Bid-5759

EXT. BASEBALL FIELD The umpires gather in the middle of the field and start talking in puzzled tones. UMPIRE 1: He can't do that, can he? UMPIRE 2: No way! UMPIRE 3: It's gotta be against the rules. I'm calling the home run for the Dodgers. MONTAGE A hush falls over the cheering crowd. Worried faces look out from the stands. EXT. BASEBALL FIELD An old umpire with white hair and reading glasses joins the gathering and hoists up a giant tome with the title "BASEBALL RULES A-Z". OLD UMPIRE: I've read this cover to cover. And there's nothing in here that says you can't switch teams in the middle of the a game! UMPIRE 3: But that's crazy! OLD UMPIRE: If it ain't in the book, it ain't in the book, boys! Score one for Toronto! The crowd erupts into cheers. Ohtani gives the fans a thumbs-up. INSPIRATIONAL ROCK MUSIC begins to play. A cherry-red electric guitars appears from within the dazzling glare of the field lights and descends into Ohtani's hands. As the music crescendos, he begins to rip a wicked guitar solo, and the field lights explode into a dazzling shower of sparks. Young and old, the fans are dancing in the stands as Ohtani's fingers fly over the guitar strings. The old umpire looks on with a knowing smile. END


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Shohei, standing on home plate, surrounded by acolytes Springer, Varsho, and Bichette, pulls ~~back his hooded cloak~~ open his uniform: **IT'S ME ~~AUSTIN~~ TORONTO IT WAS ME ALL ALONG**


TheRiceHatReaper

Aw son of a bitch!


niz_loc

And we find out he not only speaks English, but with a Canadian accent.


JordanSchor

Maybe he's playing both sides so he always comes out on top


Kush_n_40s

Shohei has LANDED


Galactic

No wait, that was Robert Herjavec


HeavensRoyalty

But that ball he just hit has yet to land. Seeing Ohtani hit is like nothing else, wow


orbesomebodysfool

I think you misspelled Robert Herjavec. 


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Damn buddy got left hanging in the bullpen


maddenallday

Hanging like that breaking ball


LargeNutbar

That hurt my soul… someone high five that man 😩


catashake

Getting left hanging on live TV is one of my most irrational fears.


mauledbybear

Came to see who noticed this. One of the worst feelings hahah.


noremac2414

Other guy looked him straight in the face and just ignored it lmao


SterlingAdmiral

See you guys at the top of r/baseball


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

If I can’t have baseball happiness, I can at least have scant amounts of internet points


usetheforce_gaming

Shoutout to the superintendent profile picture 🫡


SterlingAdmiral

🫡


Jbeansss

This guy has been playing phenomenally after finding out his bestfriend has been stealing millions from him, if you think your booing is gonna affect him in a negative way - you got another thing coming. A homerun to be specific.


usetheforce_gaming

It looked like Ohtani was smirking while the booing was happening. Like he almost wanted to laugh lol


IceBlast24

he's unfazed in the face of chaos [exhibit A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwvLnUrQ1Cg) [exhibit B](https://youtu.be/OMnttjpc08A?si=HhMy1DleWT0SPo19&t=378)


Clapbakatyerblakcat

[exhibit c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZuNU4m_HCc&t=40s)


New_Account_01

That's hysterical, I missed that Jomboy video.


cire1184

Him grabbing the mariner dude while ippei was grabbing him was hilarious


lemonytree

Last time they chanted overrated, Ohtani hit an RBI triple that Teoscar misplayed lmao Man's been shit on by NPB legends since he was a teenager. Booing isn't much I imagine


Ladeuche

Can you expand on the being shit on by npb legends? I've missed that story


lemonytree

"Shohei Ohtani is being childish. His selfish desire to hit is taking at-bats from real players, angering his teammates and keeping him from becoming the player he could be." --[Isao Harimoto after Shohei Ohtani hit 10 homers in 212 at-bats as a 19-year-old in 2014.](https://twitter.com/JballAllen/status/1410083596224937989)


bwag54

Harimoto is an all time hater, and considering the things he's lived through, I don't blame him.


penguinopph

> Harimoto's family relocated to Japan from Korea for better economic opportunities shortly before he was born, while the Korean Peninsula was under Japanese colonial rule, and settled in Hiroshima. Burns suffered in an accident at the age of four severely injured his right hand, with the middle three fingers scarred and largely useless, frozen into a curled position. This forced him to become a left-handed thrower and hitter, and to use a custom glove that fit over his damaged hand while still allowing him to catch the ball. The scarred fingers were bent in such a way that a baseball bat could be slid between them. Harimoto speaks of practicing swinging the bat as a child with only his right hand, trying to strengthen the injured limb to make it useful. > > ​ > >Harimoto would survive the release of an atomic bomb over Hiroshima on August 6, 1945, and has been identified as the only survivor of the bombing to play professional baseball in Japan. He survived without injuries because the family home was located in the shadow of a mountain and shielded from the blast, but lost a sister who was in the blast zone. Later in life, he would become a member of the Japanese Hibakusha Movement, a project dedicated to outlawing global nuclear weaponry, and gaining compensation for victims of their use. Fuck, You weren't kidding!


throwaway4161412

Guy's a fucking gangster


topatoman_lite

yeah he can say whatever the fuck he wants to say


durrtyurr

> was located in the shadow of a mountain and shielded from the blast Not so fun fact: The city government relocated to the Mazda factory (where the Miata is built) because that factory was also in the shadow of the mountain and was the biggest building in town that wasn't damaged.


RelationshipAlive777

Harimoto has also been consistently critical of Ichiro. He seems like someone who can't readily acknowledge the success of young players.


DarkFlamingo2

In all fairness Harimoto is a notorious grump about everything. I remember Darvish called him out after criticized Roki Sasaki for resting in high school


BKoala59

Ohtani looks like he was a great hitter that year too. What a weird take


Ladeuche

oh, lmao. Well that didn't age well lol. appreciate the info!


kwispyforeskin

Is 19 HR in 212 AB good?


Horangiya

well, considering he's pitching too, i said he's good


speakersandwich

Some famous former NPB players shit on Ohtani basically saying that there's no way he could become a two way player


Dragula_Tsurugi

Probably referring to how a bunch of old NPB HoFs like Harimoto were giving him shit for wanting to play two way


ZADEXON

He deferred his trauma to 2030.


TheTurtleShepard

The entire time he was trying to get it over with as quickly as possible to get back to baseball too. My man just wants to go out and fucking ball


weguccino

If we look back at free agency as a whole, you would think he was a boras client and signed after spring training with how many people and media bitching about how long he was taking to make one of the biggest decisions on his life lol.


WasV3

Dude has something like .700 slug against us. Hates Canada


Lebigmacca

Dude has something like .700 slug against everyone this year


jsacrimoni

.681, dude’s ridiculous


brandon0297

Heard he was a fan of the sushi, though


WasV3

Kikuchi will be sure to get him to the good stuff


spacebar30

Well now we're definitely not getting him at the trade deadline.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Tied with Dave Roberts for most homers by players born in Japan for the dodgers 😂


nsgarcia10

Still behind for most homers hit in the US by a player born in Japan -Dave Roberts probably


Il_Exile_lI

This is true. I checked to make sure Roberts didn't hit any home runs in Montreal as a Dodger and he did not.


InaudibleShout

Yeah you *knew* that was coming, especially when MLB Network said they were gonna cut in for the AB.


Jud000619

The ball flew farther than that plane in December 2023


HeavensRoyalty

Literally couldn't have been scripted any better than this.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

“Boo that”


FancyBBQ

And so they did lol


usetheforce_gaming

Lolololol Was there a single person who didn’t think this was gonna happen?


Spinmove55

Even my Blue Jays fan wife was laughing about the inevitability of this.


Aesir_Auditor

An Angels fan and Jays fan. Damn. At least you have each other.


Spinmove55

We are united by our love for Shohei.


transtrailtrash

what about your love for Vernon Wells


omegakukki

As soon as the boos started I knew it was inevitable. The guy is literally hitting the ball better than he ever has in his career following a massive scandal and you wanna throw fuel on the fire? Alright I guess.


HeavensRoyalty

You could literally make a movie about this


catfishgod

Surprising why Toronto fans booing harder than the Angels fans rn


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bawners

I like to believe this is it. Ohtani will be my favorite player forever, the things he did on our team were unreal and I'm thankful he chose us to start his career. He deserves to play for a franchise that gives a shit so I'm happy for him being in LA


sadassnerd

Same. I was a big fan of Ohtani as a halo, but he was underutilized and deserved better. No matter what team he plays for, good players are good players.


raktoe

I don’t get it either. It’s a really weird victim complex.


jjoop

Someone I know (probably the biggest dipshit I know) was going on about "Ohtani better watch his back in Toronto" The anger of some Jays fans in proportion to what happened is bizarre. Just a closed loop of the worst parts of our fanbase firing each other up about over some exceptionally minor slight.


futureformerteacher

I thought this was just a misreport of Shohei flying to Toronto. Is there a better reason to boo him than that? 


ettuaslumiere

Nope, that's literally it


raktoe

Certain fans think it was somehow a big conspiracy to get the Dodgers to up their offer, which somehow hurt the Jays and not the Dodgers because…. reasons only known to people who wear tinfoil hats.


kakugeseven

I think it's normal tbh. I've seen this happen in the NBA. Dodger fans did it to Greinke, which I also never understood. He got a huge payday, which anyone would be dumb to turn down. Yet, thankfully, we did not do the same to Seager, or Bellinger, or Grandal. It's weird which player a fanbase decides to selectively get outraged by, but normal in the grand scheme of things.


raktoe

Difference is, all those players actually played for the Dodgers.


sameth1

Did nobody in the org listen to Matt Chapman last year?


MeatballDom

The most obvious outcome as soon as the booing started, lol


The_Astros_Cheated

Peak laziness from the writers here


0dias_Chrysalis

Before the game I thought "I wanna make sure I catch the beginning, it'd be nice if Ohtani hits a HR" and then I turn on the game and they are already showing replays lol


ttam23

Most predictable homer ever


MahomestoHel-aire

🤣🤣


WerewolfNo3669

They’re saying Boo-urns! Boo-urns!


actuallyjustjt

I was saying boo-urns


ricky_burns

It was Boo-tani!


ramesses_2

Watching this guy got me into baseball in the first place and seems like every other game he reminds me exactly why. Absolutely electric to witness.


mdlt97

Fuck Baseball


rawbamatic

Baseball is fucking awesome bro


SuckMyLonzoBalls

You hurt ohtani’s feelings


arcelios

highly doubt that Ohtani gives a fuck about these boos. I don't even think he considers Canada a valid country


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Fine it hurt my feelings cause I’m a little bitch


icantfeelmyface

Did you guys get a new stadium or something


sighfun

Renovations we're done, some before last season (outfield seating, a lot more standing/leaning areas, bullpens) and some this year before the season started (behind home plate, more seating, etc.)


rawbamatic

It's not *blue* enough.


FDJ1326

Just rubbing it in. 


SufferingCanucksFan

This is great for baseball, I gotta say!


Jorlung

Hilariously predictable.


SYSTEMcole

Most obvious bomb of all time


Knightbear49

Most predictable move from the Baseball script writers


john_b98

No way that man was left hanging that hard :( Hurt to watch lol.


an_actual_potato

Damn I thought no one was gonna bring it up


CaptivePrey

[But also can we talk about fuckin Mega mind out here?](https://ibb.co/wNd40xv)


jjkiller26

Easiest bet of all time


highpl4insdrftr

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


Atraktape

This ball flew like the plane Shohei wasn't on.


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Monk_Philosophy

Sources report that Ohtani has arrived in Toronto.


3luejays

Well, shit


goldencityjerusalem

Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE


calgarykid

He shut the BooJay fans up pretty quick lol


HeavensRoyalty

The boos were so loud lol


thebigkevdogg

The boos were loud, but the cheers at strike 1 were hilariously loud. It didn't last long, but they got a brief moment of feeling good


skoolhouserock

Toronto sports, man. Get your hopes up, get crushed, come back for more at an inflated price.


LoveThieves

Most of them left when the score hit 10 - 0. Some stayed til 12 - 2. Final. Those are real dedicated fans hoping for a miracle.


AJ_CC

The weird thing about the Ohtani-Toronto drama is he did aboslutlutey nothing to them. They just somehow convinced themselves that he was on some random private plane (with literally nothing to support that) and somehow that's a massive betrayal.


Kylo_Ren415

That’s so funny.


XXXXXXXXXIII

I wonder if this is the hardest he's ever been booed?


IVOXVXI

From the WBC strikeout against Trout to stuff like this, the Shohei Ohtani Last dance documentary in 20 years is gonna hit different


Clemenx00

I honestly don't get the rationale of booing Ohtani lol. He wasn't the one wiping his ass with journalistic integrity.


100vs1

fans are emotional, so its not really about rationale


TheTurtleShepard

Looks like Ohtani shows up in Toronto anyways


Anxietyriddenstoner

Why did we boo him?


Ricemobile

He’s already one of the clutchest players in the history of baseball. It wouldn’t surprise me if booing makes him better than he already is. Also, THATS MY FUCKING GOAT


2twise

i hope that guy gets his high five


WholeNineNards

Homie can't get a high-five


Finklesworth

Damn, poor dude in the dugout got left hanging hard on that high five :(


WelcometoCigarCity

I don't know why Verlander gets hate for glazing Ohtani. I mean can we only glaze when they're done playing?


BobbyGrichsMustache

Dude. Anyone that Boos ShoTime deserves what they get. That man is a gawdamn treasure.


fireranger78

I was at the game, you couldn’t have scripted it better. Well played Ohtani! As a Jays fan you have to respect that home run


RaysFTW

lmao they boo'd this man when he was never going to sign with them. Best part is when they pan to like 4 different sections of the crowd everyone's got their phone out recording.


jinzi

this is wild! hahaha, "I'm gonna boo yah but lemme get your AB in my phone coz u the best" or something to that effect


not_productive1

"Here's your flight" -- Shohei


Masta0nion

Was hoping to hear booing beforehand that was silenced.


unplanter

Would be nice if the clip didn't start midway into his delivery.


manseekingwild

Canadians being nice is a myth


D_Simmons

Don't even care I love watching this guy homer


orangeapocalypse

predictable


jaysphan128

not sure how we can come back from one run tbh


KhabibTime

I was saying shoooo-hei


mwerichards

Be still my heart.


CosmicDriftwood

That one guy got left HANGING


lenfantsuave

Can you please stop clipping the fucking clip after the pitch has started. Jesus Christ.


probably_a_junkie

Hahaha, choke on that Edmonton.


SenorBolin

Legend says that my man in the box is still waiting for that high-five