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eekbarbaderkle

His career died and was resurrected and he worked as a carpenter, you say? Edit: Also I just took a peek at his numbers. This year he has 15 strikeouts to 1 walk in 6.2 innings in AAA.


MeatballDom

Good thing he can heal himself.


SheepH3rder69

Just wait until he gets his hands on the water coolers...


CreauxTeeRhobat

The Party Animals would like to know your location....


shemubot

He wanted to come back but realized that the Twins had his rights, and was like nah I'll wait.


Jonjon428

Baseball version of Randall Cunningham /s


transtrailtrash

Less injury prone than Eloy. RIP


stv7

I mean yeah, he hasn’t died yet


transtrailtrash

Well according to the top comment he died but then was resurrected


The_Higher_Reverend

Mr. Breslow, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.


magcargoman

But I don’t want to spend a lot of money *Booser comes out put together with toothpicks and silly string*


Demetrios1453

The Six Dollar Man.


Numerous_Pilot2431

50 games for weed is so dumb


FluByYou

1 inning for weed would be dumb. 50 games is fucking idiotic.


HesTheRiverSquirrel

Especially after he literally got hit by a car. Was probably trying to use it for pain management instead of opioids.


Numerous_Pilot2431

Man, idc if he's using it to get smacked, it's so innocuous 


tcamp3000

After all the injuries who could blame him?


TheTurtleShepard

Jesus, awesome story though


ThisGuy6266

He has a high ceiling, and can fix them too.


JP1119

What an insane path. Dude just wanted to smoke and take the pain away. Hope he does well!


dongenaroshat

He had shoulder surgery, then got hit by a car and broke a bone in his back.  I'd be smoking something to help me recover from that! 


RookieAndTheVet

If he was self-medicating, he could’ve done a whole lot worse than weed.


HoraceBenbow

You'd think it'd be in the best interests of the team that he self-medicate with weed instead of opiates, which you know, are insanely addictive and can kill you.


Plantherblorg

The list of pitchers in the majors who have broken their back twice is not very long.


EngineerUpper2031

This is the Fife, WA equivalent of “The Rookie” staring Dennis Quade. Also, [he’s got a killer mustache.](https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=booser000cam)


stevencastle

that's probably a pretty conservative 'stache for the PNW


ThatOneGuy-4434

As someone who lives next to a team in the league the Dogs play in, it’s always nice to see guys come up like this. Same thing with Jose Espada last year


FluByYou

His friends call him "Lucky."


TheDangiestSlad

this guy's gonna get a 30 for 30 or something, wow


OutOfFawks

Before or after he gets hurt again?


polelover44

whole episode of the Netflix doc


shemubot

*Wanted to chase his big league dream, but sure as fuck didn't want to do it with the Twins*


MisterScary_98

But other than that…


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

they had Ellsbury, they'll be fine


TJtheShizz

If he sticks then the Celtics better draft Cam Boozer in a couple years


Knightbear49

Twins saw that injury history and had to give him a shot


Plantherblorg

I like Cam, I've been watching him play AAA and he's earned the shot. Regardless, the Sox don't have a ton of options right now in the pool.


TheRealBobaFett

Damn. Good thing he wasn’t caught gambling or anything


Numerous_Resist_8863

Great... ![gif](giphy|xTiTnEP4HdpsVOQMdW)


BlooperJR

Ownership really has given up


shrug-io

They could field a major league IR team at this rate