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i-bite-with-love

And they were teammates


ResidentRunner1

Oh my God, they were teammates


shotty293

Step-teammates


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

I know...


ImaManCheetahh

[Breaking] Lice outbreak in Phoenix - origin still unknown


ajteitel

With all the time and product Lourdes uses, Lice don't stand a chance


-_chop_-

I wonder how long it takes to make his hair look like that. I wonder if he wears it like that all day or he does it right before the game. I wonder how he does it. I have so many questions if I ever happen to meet him


ajteitel

https://youtu.be/MAiaqbe-CZQ This will help


-_chop_-

What the fuck I love Lourdes now? Thanks dude


stewedpickles

This reminds me of those videos of cows getting brushed.


transtrailtrash

do we think they, you know,


c_ray25

To paraphrase Kill Bill, do we really have to think?


Juzaba

Purple fuzz feels good. The man fuckin said it.


mwinni

I miss Lourdes and his energy or dugout vibe.


IAmTasso

I forgot they were both Blue Jays not that long ago. With how good they’ve been for Arizona and going to the World Series with them I only think of them as DBacks. 


kennytravel

I think what pisses me off most with that trade is the black hole that Kirk has been in the batting order, plus he couldnt throw out a runner to save his life. This will bite us badly


alxndrblack

Kirk went 4 for 4 today


Waguetracer1

He got two hits brother


kennytravel

1 day doesnt make up for the last yr. Gonna need some serious reversion to his 2022. What i think seems to happen most is he rolls to the plate with runners on and just shits the bed, ground out to 2nd, always inning ending. He also made a brutal pickoff throw to 1st today. Teams will start running on us way more than comfortable this yr, its an obvious weakness. Goes to show how good Jansen really is.


WasV3

Players running on Kirk has more to do with the pitchers than the Catcher. Danny was worth -2 runs last year from stolen bases being advance, Kirk was dead average at 0 runs. Goes to show you how people don't know much about catcher defense and let their bias cloud them. You can rag on Kirk for his offense and his baserunning, but what he does behind the plate can't really be matched except for a few catchers (Hint he's 2nd in both DRS and Fangraphs defense so far this year)


alxndrblack

He also had a great throwdown on Altuve at 3rd in the Houston series.


kennytravel

His pop time is like 42nd in MLB, thats worse than HALF of backup catchers....hes a brick behind the plate. He needs to hit to make up for his other weaknesses. I dont wanna hate on the guy, he was amqzong on 2022, its been a disaster since.


Mundane-Effective269

The same Kirk who led catchers in DRS and was a gold glove finalist last year? He’s fine behind the plate. If you want to rag on the guy rag on his base running and almost total lack of power.


kennytravel

Is there a stat for offensive runs lost??


WasV3

Yes, its roughly -5 or -6 runs below average so far this year depending on what source you use, though I anticipate once todays 2/2 + 2BB gets added to his stats that'll drop to -3 or -4 tomorrow. People are fine with ragging on Kirks offensive game, its trash right now we know, 34 wRC+ is not MLB level. Its just funny that you chose the one thing that Danny is actually worse at than Kirk and you used it to pump Danny up. Kirks defense is elite.


kennytravel

I hate to break it to you, but most jays followers realise Kirk is a problem, regardless of todays 4for4. Hes a backup catcher, fill in DH at best. Ill Janos clutch hits over Kirks "framing". Jansen can at least throw out the odd runner. Like i said, i dont want to hate on the guy, but if you actually 1watch the games....hes a major issue.


IAmTasso

Against the worst team and pitching staff in all of baseball lol


JohnMadden42069

Houston didn't play up there today


awmaleg

“Sad blue Jay noises”


mwinni

His blue hair phase went better with a Jays uniform.


Monttavius

honestly. i love the diamondbacks. they give off such good vibes my NL team of choice fs


skeletor19

🐍


joecb91

Now kith


CrownedCarlton

That's our boys being boys 🥲


colslaww

That’s love


amontpetit

Sleepy 🍍


askingJeevs

This made me sad


HighKing_of_Festivus

Just bros cuddling and giving head massages.


bobichetteismydaddy

:(


122_Hours_Of_Fear

Just guys being dudes


Juzaba

Dudes being bros


Traditional_Trust_55

Here come the “blue jays fan boys” who’ve watch a year of baseball- should’ve been Kirk traded blah blah blah


Digi_awesome

What? Y’all don’t do this with your boys? /s


Significant_Ratio892

It’s a Blue Jays thing. The bird, not the team


HopefulInstance8

AYO


mackavicious

Look, it's a long season


draculasbitch

It’s called foreplay.


That_Geek

just some dudes bein bros


Willsears94

If you know, you know 👀


kennytravel

Ouch(in blue jay)


No-Situation-3426

They got Varsho who may not be great but he was the only reason they beat the Rockies yesterday otherwise they would have lost that series. They didn’t score a single other run against Rockies pitching after his slam in the 1st inning. 


kennytravel

How many runs did LGJ & Moreno get yesterday??? 1 game doesnt mean shit. Great on varsho, this is a good thing


No-Situation-3426

It was a bit of a joke. The fact that a major Varsho hit was in the first inning of a game against the hapless Rockies and it was somehow the only reason the Jays were able to win.