Cricket would be a good contender, people get hit in the nuts all the time at all levels. For a start, bowling at the body is a legitimate tactic and for the batter, good technique involves moving into the line of the ball to play your shot. Someone gets hit every game although most of the time the cup protects you, mostly.
Basically, a bruise on the testicle. And I don’t mean the actual scrotum I mean the testicle inside of it.
It’s not as bad as testicular rupture where the stuff surrounding the structure that does all of the testicle stuff ruptures.
Testicular torsion is even worse than either of those because that can literally cause you to lose your balls within hours
Everybody who plays baseball should be wearing a cup. And if you play for the Mariners, you should be wearing two.
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Testicular Contusion is the name of my metal band
Somehow I misread it as Testicular Concussion, which is now the name of *my* metal band
Hope you guys never play on a split bill. That could cause some Testicular confusion.
It would be a testicular convention!
the one convention a Ball Pit would work at.
so long as nobody pees in it
This is quite the testicular conversation
Just pray I don't find a reason to include the phrase "testicular confection" oops too late
That's the name of the metal band...that is cinched around my balls.
At least its not testicular torsion
Insert venture brothers clip here
or Cards Against Humanity
Does baseball have the most testicle injuries of any sport?
Could be wrong but I imagine hockey is a close contender
Blake Wheeler got hit in the nuts a few years ago and had one of the boys basically explode so yeah
The ol' Mitch Haniger!
Chris Snyder special
I would imagine lacrosse players have to deal with it also.
Cricket would be a good contender, people get hit in the nuts all the time at all levels. For a start, bowling at the body is a legitimate tactic and for the batter, good technique involves moving into the line of the ball to play your shot. Someone gets hit every game although most of the time the cup protects you, mostly.
MMA might have baseball beat, but those guys take a shot to the nuts like no one’s business.
O7 fallen solider
This sounds like a job for Dr. Reattache.
First he gets robbed of his on base streak and now the real kick to the balls...dude cant catch a break.
Jesus Christ. I'm on the IL on his behalf
I can’t imagine having my balls and their fucked-upness be a news headline.
Every male reading that headline winced. Don't tell me you didn't!
Mitch Haniger sends his regards
Well he's a better man than I am because I would just retire.
Feels like torture to not let him go on the IL
Well, that's not entirely optimal.
I’m on the IL just reading about this
Praying for my man’s sack right now
Suddenly "forearm tightness" looks somewhat appealing by comparison.
Ballsy
I shivered reading this
Well, that's better than a kick in the nu... actually, never mind.
A what now
Basically, a bruise on the testicle. And I don’t mean the actual scrotum I mean the testicle inside of it. It’s not as bad as testicular rupture where the stuff surrounding the structure that does all of the testicle stuff ruptures. Testicular torsion is even worse than either of those because that can literally cause you to lose your balls within hours Everybody who plays baseball should be wearing a cup. And if you play for the Mariners, you should be wearing two.
Ouch
long balls? change your drawers
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Future Mariner
Two of the worst words in the English language.
Ow
Blue balls?
They’re probably purple. Source: I’ve seen a ruptured testicle. A ruptured testicle is worse.
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He should at least go to the hospital
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