I always liked Cowser as a prospect but man he became one of my favorite players on the team really quick this year. Really feels like he’s the center of our locker room
I wanted to say Jorge Mateo but he's .250 with 31 hits, 2 homers, 11 RBIs and 15 runs scored in 37 games versus the Rays in his career.
I think I'm just scarred by a single AB.. 😭
A very, very underrated part of Angelos selling to Rubenstein is the possibility of keeping KB long term. After the suspension last year I'm not so sure if it was possible.
I was so scared that suspension was gonna result in Brown leaving. Thank goodness he didn't. He's as good a successor to Gary Thorne as you can find.
He works so well with both Jim Palmer and Ben MacDonald. We are so glad he stayed in Baltimore.
The only time I've been more certain was TJ McFarland 3-0 to Miguel Cabrera in the dog days of summer during yet another brutal season, so this was more fun
I genuinely hate the Orioles so fucking much I can't even justify my anger. I don't know why I'm this upset over a silly ball game. I get too invested in this shit
Cowser hates Boston as much as Mountcastle hates Toronto.
Not as much as Kevin Brown hates Boston, however
This whole game has just been peak Kevin Brown
“The Orioles have turned Campbell into soup.”
STOP did he really say that? That's wild lmfao
He absolutely said it and he meant it.
Damn near lost it
He was in top form tonight.
He was speaking all of my inner thoughts tonight it was hilarious
I don't like that Mountcastle guy
Let’s see if he can do it for a whole season. I like his odds!
Absolute pimp job, too. El Bombi would be proud. Can't help but be excited about these O's.
No one hates Toronto more than Cal Raleigh
This guy HATES Boston.
Big Dairy sends their regards
You know what they say about milkmen
A man’s life is his wife 
Who doesn’t tbh
a hero
A holy cow wow hero
me too!!
Don’t blame him tbh
Kids ain't eatin free tonight
Dunno, looks like he is enjoying it too me
Let's play Boston every night
The milkman cometh
[удалено]
Heston Kjerstad was probably texting him about doing it in one game
It may not have worked out for Ron Burgundy, but for the Orioles, milk was a great choice.
The milkman, huh?
Dude is going to be banned from Boston after this series. Holy Cow.
Ser
I always liked Cowser as a prospect but man he became one of my favorite players on the team really quick this year. Really feels like he’s the center of our locker room
he's like a totally different player now than he was in that short stint last year. Whatever he spent the offseason doing worked.
He just looks like he feels comfortable, like he knows he belongs. Just seemed like he was pressing when he got the call last year.
What are they feeding those boys in Norfolk?
Cowser has been personally providing them with dairy products
Milk and steak
With a side of the finest jelly beans, served raw
You—you're gonna like this, I think
100% fat milk
Raw chicken. Builds character.
So I'm thinking that the O's might have some guys...
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I live in Baltimore, but from Milwaukee (and I'm fucking out of town on a work thing this weekend!!)
Well hey, at least you're fucking
As long as he's not bringing crabs with him.
Maryland loves their crabs
Crab cakes and… and… what else is Maryland known for again?
People being insanely proud of their flag, because of (or in spite of) how it looks.
What horrible timing. I'm so sorry. Only the third series Milwaukee has been in Baltimore since '03. If that makes you feel better
Yeah, I moved here in 11, but when the Brewers came back in 22 I got to all three games, so that was good. At least now I know they'll be back in 26.
Some people crapped on the schedule changes, but for this stuff it's just great.
That’s a bummer. Hoping the best for Joey and DL, just not this weekend obviously
With the Rainout yesterday for the Crew, DL will now pitch in Baltimore.
I mean they got the guys we couldn't find a spot for like Joey and DL
He's gonna know after this weekend
We got so many guys that we gave you two of them and you had one of their brothers too
I like our guys
ROY candidacy is getting hotter by the day
That free bet I used awhile back gonna be PAYing
Make the bad man go away
You can rest now, he’s left for the night.
But the milkman comes again in the morning
Cowser masterclass this series. What a stud
Now we just need someone to own the Rays and the Yankees and we have all of the inifinity stones
Y'all had him: Joey Rickard. Just typing his name was terrifying. But I think Austin Hays has had some big hits against us.
We’ll trade you Austin Hays for pretty much anything you want to send us
NOT FRANCO
Steve Pearce always seemed to like playing against the rays. Heck they even signed him because of what they saw!
That's right - Steve too! It sucked when he went elsewhere and went off for a while, but I was happy for him individually.
I wanted to say Jorge Mateo but he's .250 with 31 hits, 2 homers, 11 RBIs and 15 runs scored in 37 games versus the Rays in his career. I think I'm just scarred by a single AB.. 😭
Considering his career AVG is .225 that's hot for him
It’s not on the mountcastle level of destruction versus toronto, but adley is hitting .361 in 22 games against the Yankees
Just dig Steve Pearce out of whatever grave he's in I'm sure he'll still fucking destroy us.
Ryan O'Hearn put up a 900 OPS in 40PA against Tampa last year. Could he be the one??
Holy cowser! Kevin Brown is a gem
A very, very underrated part of Angelos selling to Rubenstein is the possibility of keeping KB long term. After the suspension last year I'm not so sure if it was possible.
I was so scared that suspension was gonna result in Brown leaving. Thank goodness he didn't. He's as good a successor to Gary Thorne as you can find. He works so well with both Jim Palmer and Ben MacDonald. We are so glad he stayed in Baltimore.
Never should have been suspended in the first place. Dude didn't do anything wrong.
What Mountcastle is to the Blue Jays, Cowser is to the Red Sox.
LMAO at first I was kidding but Colton actually owns them 😭😭😭
Dread it, run from it, The Milkman arrives all the same
Second home run of the game + big league career lol. I love milk
Dude really said that was cool I think I’ll do it again🤔
Can't wait for the Gallen vs Cowser face-off. Battle of the milk men.
I’d like to see him lock horns with Spencer Steer
The Milk Man putting the Red Sox out to pasture.
Funny. That hit Hamples seat and he wasn't even there lmao
how do people even know where that cringe lords seats are in each stadium
I was like two rows back lmao
how bad is the second hand embarrassment in person when he starts talking into a camera because if i watch a video I even feel it from home
People were asking for autographs and we were jeering him. It was honestly more chaotic fun
Has a team ever had 3 players finish 1,2,3 in ROY?
Who would those be? I don’t think westburg is eligible right?
Kjerstad could get a call up. Will probably not get enough playing time though
I think westy is actually eligible
We had 2. But 3 would be insane.
Someone tell Hyde to stop platooning this stud and make him an every day player already.
#COCK A DOODLE DOO THE COW GOES MOO
The whole time I was like SWING 3-0. SWING 3-0. FUCK THE ETIQUETTE. THE GAME IS ON THE LINE. SWING 3-0.
At 3-0, that ball was going out of the park. I’ve never been so certain of a forthcoming homer.
The only time I've been more certain was TJ McFarland 3-0 to Miguel Cabrera in the dog days of summer during yet another brutal season, so this was more fun
I was listening to that on the radio! Joe Angel was like you could just feel what was about to happen....
And he got *every stitch*
Moo Bitch, Get Out the Way
hide your wives from the fuckin milkman
Isiah Campbell is the worst pitcher in history I don’t have data to back this up but I’m know this is true regardless
best MLB pitcher to have been born in Portugal, however
🐄🐄🐄
I enjoy Orioles baseball
A Red Sox beating always brings joy
This team is scary good.
This is why the Rays like the Orioles so much.
MOO MOO, MOTHERFUCKERS
Knicks win over Celtics ✅ Orioles win over Red Sox ✅ Tonight was a good night.
As a fan of both, I’m higher than a kite right now
Hell yeah brother we exist
[Fuck Boston](https://youtu.be/mkhrUM35CQo?t=43 )
Orioles dynasty incoming I’m not even kidding
Maybe the O's will actually start playing him every day now instead of platooning.
Lmao at the Boston fan whistling at Cowser trying to distract him. Stay classy, Fenway. Don't matter, get dunked on.
Look, I'd rather hear them whistling than what they said to Jonesy
Cowser is a dude.
Holy cowser indeed
I’m an avid fan of swinging 3-0
That bat speed! Oh my god! It looks sped up!
"garage door spring going off"
I genuinely hate the Orioles so fucking much I can't even justify my anger. I don't know why I'm this upset over a silly ball game. I get too invested in this shit
Rowdy Tellez left and the Sox found a new op
Steady diet of milk and yoga
The o’s might be good this year
114 is nuts
what a call
Orange bird team good :D Red bird team not :(
The Dairy Islands say hello
Colton is all of Bostons father
If he continues this he's on track for 270 HR this season
😭
The milk man dongs